第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vKAK3Dsws
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lok2JRIHQ
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX806BaYxgN
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyLeAhH4qp
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYvLPF0fd5
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMRGtjY0BI
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMpmu0PYzs
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHg9AKVUf2
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFidHc0fuuZ
佢啤住我一陣…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdqJvZdjlu
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjyDy5aoL3
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEiN1ZSnPc
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hZPTR5Lhf
「係啊！吹咩！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp1XguHsul
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV19FW9MeR6
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRk0Guqq0n
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKKxCG9hx1
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKbYFfCWfu
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRzwllOppi
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HUEL76Rnz
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SLU3VNuLx
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXq9mbQ4BH
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY0tNrCNif
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHKViKBu5O
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMVUyiK9yc
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP1cMN6L2l
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtXg9UcMcn
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cpCBfc7JN
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7WtmwjAZS
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNheMpxoZ5n
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiCOUZbndp
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiAUHBGHqr
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxwW5nCvkU
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZTVwdlI5R
「不過咩啊？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRHyLr241U
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB38znuECj
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoVNuViBeS
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfeJjGB7cz
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9KCIQBAZo
「喺我個胃度！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbFRAYApUW
「我真係…」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwChsaL0UPC
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHXrQ140UB
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9wP3zjPDo
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7N0wM1jsn
「井底！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGtBTOStYL
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bWqRHUGIF
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLkknq3vaA
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiAvFkzmPg
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnrsAjdJi0
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgf7GdKih5
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYodj3eCCQ
「你去死啦！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpcCvek8hH
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxQS92Eiu7
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxg0q7AY9J
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G1VzZdjOA
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdBmrtVTHi
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvS6wMEOHn
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7xVte4YFg
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd01TBx0Pm
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDW9IzLQe3
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF9BA7jYol
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkRdsGoGra
「乜事啊？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbVqkZb1Br
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hLEI2E2SA
「吓！哇丫！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bDYvL4W9c
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我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9HfTm7Ec9
「十里洋腸！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPQN9rEJK9
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmyoiUaMHU
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX23jlxAbLT
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhMWtOSfsC
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6H77o6C4E
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh2vymNe4a
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJCb5XPaWD
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs5t5IQ0W6
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHENl0zrGh
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfGbeq2Hte
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5PesMdZNj
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YSF6jJxak
「呢度！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ3EA2qrip
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwEeI5wGRm
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcSW62g3iv
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OH1yRpFYY
我差D就穿煲…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejTRARo2ja
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFhQNJzgjb
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7mSNIPbyN
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xbE7bwMFG
定係…我要喺度死呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflHnC7gv7T
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAknygJJKIm
我再行上前一睇…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl37HRJD0QZ
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHmkVM7ffm
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnQ1wKFsYF
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYneXXedHZ
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyDrDd9bZP
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAOSVpyijs
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yh1XtGIzz
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWiKNLG2tt
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDQseT34yq
「知道！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmfOGlXQTw
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIJxOEkOjq
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx44SMpaGa
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxqB1T1Jpe
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kqBFP9wQ0
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA3VMWT83e
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiJJPF9TeW
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG0KUEkXoQ
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfAtERsH4K
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsofag29eNL
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdGfOCV1h7
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf6Hm6Mn6e
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ659oWQi414
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ISY4EDzmL
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnTzrZAKfm
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uUyDSjyRd
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJubc8bdLSa
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8laftWrIxA
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7pIXig6Yh
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tul5CEItZ
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiziA4VaM1
(待續)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu9gcJiv7W
下集預告︰755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWqRzDDUFw
「天，馬，行，空！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTimLcH9ekk
