第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXgopQRvy4
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qXk5sDBpw
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUhzAiKl6e
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBdGtLvmAE
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzYnJkiphu
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE6CEZd5hc
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O2p2Jopvl
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKnbpdNcOD
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmrsqcnVw5
佢啤住我一陣…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1YMaMqi8X
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qZO7jDbIZ
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9Y7ISdQMM
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9eJXJVm3P
「係啊！吹咩！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU6zPQGgLJ
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8eVliWd9p
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8WdT4AmLa
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdngYRAqcA
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3HMwrxRvk
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Kxphz4YRr
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCzkBjrTgU
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyulvI8hKm
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3POJqtuzG
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpCsyJxWeW
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1IxefkMxS
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawg7fYodQ7
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PyJWLb4dx
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxuOVbEdgy
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrNIM38ukc
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaetTPJTtn
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPVCmeTuh9
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WDVcKRes5
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6czLhmJSUy
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo37qwUoxn1
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelc7JSaz2z
「不過咩啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mz5WlFHGH
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexXrMh4dRM
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRZB5tDXM2
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAFYZVtsAJ
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoR5zefIsY
「喺我個胃度！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ513jaPUJry
「我真係…」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDffXhpkD1
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMW1vHJMoN
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6zgHCMNrR
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dOGMxZjnT
「井底！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5bXVPgYuY
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVPZOxoV3G
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtrJC4bNPt
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs8ZVGilnG
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJUybwT92K
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBVN4UCtq1
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBbYh8pldD
「你去死啦！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbneWIqhZIV
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFE1qtqGbQ
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH02SJGiHX
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtILJfzIJLi
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBjfKTlTg6
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dyEohW4Xh
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ46K9vDt8
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSTs5jatU3
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGstqZ6uHz
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapFHWKJYdu
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8HaFrmTCD
「乜事啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRkB6KI45O
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6hzVCg1hu
「吓！哇丫！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxQQXM9Qws
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我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5dbDxLZVE
「十里洋腸！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzijuCweYLm
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34kHFyIAoz
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh67L10MrD
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUIiABOZQb
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzkwJ7y4rh
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnb97UXIBU
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7Li7eWPGd
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4eEtBroA8
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoG50JrWOf
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXuPAJgK3m
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjAgdixlik
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Dpzs2evuZ
「呢度！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFvEW8unEP
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTKFNWLUZb
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY13mfDyCR9
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN1sWCsfex
我差D就穿煲…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1LHJpFvpT
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LBoPWOqL4
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4OXLbvRFm
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJxm1yMh2s
定係…我要喺度死呢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4zPkAGx7X
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2Rs4n5dJG
我再行上前一睇…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhjGcyg50R
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qrY9oOUs4
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVowQCpHLN
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOscgf2tkuW
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnZVSwMpO4
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZntBYOYmQ
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxy95P98Tv
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKQorwOy0u
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuHTyDkClS
「知道！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVrvftN37O
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDkicHPbyK
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLivSY9oG1p
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OCeKuaMZt
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPegUOFws7C
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU8sG6GTJS
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJvAT327h3
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQEJRcqsod
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3N9SfNYib
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHesty7Zhva
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf1mhwMz5U
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiEPeT1B1p
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG3Jkxhxf5
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPJBbKgcv8
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyJ6USw9xk
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtoxAzziZG
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadkX3VjUEZ
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpIX3Y2YPf
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi4iEUzF7z
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe7vmaNYdV
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQxq1HbCTm
(待續)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ026B6vIjT1
下集預告︰737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTuRI8SbVa
「天，馬，行，空！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QkHZqFNOb
