第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM1UhDycRH
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7ZxMJOkj3
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJaJrQ9pZt
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Gk7bLvJml
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ481wMU9OEW
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlnW8ghgIt
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU73cElmxon
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzhKrj5wWZ
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67z79x3MwG
佢啤住我一陣…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj0hZTFVsQ
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyYzAoOpCL
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6OsD9H3n2
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdXPS3A53a
「係啊！吹咩！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6KJsZ9q8a
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwRa21UYta
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn1ByZeto7
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfLhZCJZ3j
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7v3NnREPx
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd5lq1f1ZF
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5PuV2hT0Z
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q9WdqLcOk
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGthfZuRSD
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1haKNgNQFE
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSrxOPkQyN
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pY5hNjCxW
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEdZHmysDI
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU19BFHvdzy
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ001x3lrTIA
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdULzN9G9M
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbKgplwVL2
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhGgkKf6Nb
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnelmKo9CHh
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADTgb9H3LZ
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhRy98BrN1
「不過咩啊？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCab2Yc6E6
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmt9BsSUs1
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgyLHP9STZ
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIGq7NDCCE
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz8MIdM2zX
「喺我個胃度！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqSGxvidev
「我真係…」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HrCjEsxO3
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk60077sfmO
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoshQU37ldr
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC57DdL658
「井底！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFyQqShB7U
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SEgcBXkbk
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVbZzpk08I
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIbInMOujp
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR8HaSJUAb
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p54EcbDl3
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmQxWfhTzY
「你去死啦！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoR8r3fPvm
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s6DXUJw42
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrRNDGlFDb
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCSNis7Knj
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRZxcAIPAz
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLFbydE60A
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXixV1LsNQr
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9O2y32CAL
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45UsScj4OY
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExsPLM4M6q
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavvlaQbrxR
「乜事啊？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOAxxfBcIb
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhOzhyaurk
「吓！哇丫！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGUiPMqszx
………699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySzRVqIb2q
我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMYQYojx43
「十里洋腸！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s0RylyOcs
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyOXXjePRH
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3cP46Ckqx
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEb0LVNqZu
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkV0PSeAcb
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdmDt5Bwxy
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaZ0r2iZoy
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCGVnBKkEl
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hOsVW1Ga8
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bX2nWnsYx
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81jK8sId6s
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAis02vXYB
「呢度！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRPBNo6aIC
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkU046iHzzG
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ0E5UXrKW
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZNN8Hzy7T
我差D就穿煲…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GAHfgx5Rt
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5BPwm5H6T
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hOGEAzHfA
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgMauB96WG
定係…我要喺度死呢？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQkLLDzI30
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuzPCD2FL3
我再行上前一睇…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEJhJcCg7u
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GbDBe5S6j
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkepeRFeo4
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHBRQGSxQz
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3707YKZPkA
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUlaJ1BeRl
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ax9dOxmy0
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF4oPWt9Ze
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRskHvKvMJD
「知道！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KqRnGhgB6
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5667ex5M1
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmReQYENHFh
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qv4Z2zNZ8
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfVNTREb9r
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6MGsdNsYt
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumT7o91Syq
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD2LN1VGnw
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCx8SGBTHA
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5F1lc4A0U
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXzirZxc4b
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZanFS65wnZ
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRaTYfDIFi
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB4q0gc0nM
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFVbSSH03o
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hk1mAWN55
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF541vJr2B
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66CbiUWlLB
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFQRPmzk9v
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyX4H9lDLt
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1c4ka0GLZ
(待續)699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5nhPZrGAJ
下集預告︰699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBOy8ySsqS
「天，馬，行，空！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxm05188mT
