第128集 ~ 明︰金身VS巨人？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLlMuhXcgx
河童老兄究竟做乜嘢會出現呢？又係邊個叫佢嚟嘅呢？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPxigWcYjC
呢D嘢希望可以喺今集分解啦！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMxdGGfCHP
「二郎神」及時上咗阿輝身，令我哋都放心晒，始終佢真係神嚟丫嘛。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5f0SaufWz
佢亦真係三兩吓手腳就將「大袋魔」搓圓撳扁，但係好可惜…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSyhoL1VRu
條友真係「神」嫁！竟然俾空間「大袋魔」變身！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNUXtxtUyY
而家人哋「金城武」咁嘅樣，淨係賣樣都贏你個「二啷神」成條街啦！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWEhHbetOc
阿輝把聲仲要大嗌出嚟話「二啷神」整親埋條腰，咁點算好啊？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oRDjYrkXx
好在，有「肥龍大師」隻「脫苦海」！(人哋叫「殺龍巴斯」啊！)603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBcHNzpwYo
兩樣嘢有咩分別呢？我唔識分，淨係知「佢」幫到「二啷神」頂痛…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7McNgpuLA
之後，佢哋大戰幾百幾千個回合，睇嚟「二啷神」有返D力量喇！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJUtCOykVM
但係，佢哋大鬥嘅途中，PAKKA突然嚟咗…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2bAGg2wl9
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」PAKKA咁講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh2wIaTdfM
「咁你嚟呢度有咩要做啊？」我問。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HmMiiHNgK
「個FAX叫我佈置吓呢度喎，話係神嘅旨意。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolcZbdJC9J
「咩神叫你嚟佈置呢度啊？咁大整蠱。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbYiG8H10P
「俾我睇吓個FAX。」「南龍」先生出口。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NYxnBRstW
佢之後望咗兩眼…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRCNbHytno
「點啊，先生？」阿欣問。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaBYO2ygIX
「「風婦」前輩已經喺我部「衰風」度幫緊我哋，我估…呢個應該係…「臣婆」前輩嘅訊息。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl9uCGyev8
「神婆！？」我嗌。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAhe1U9Efl
「風婦，臣婆，兩大世外高人，兩條友都神神地，佢哋D嘢睇落無厘頭，實際真係好神，所以我都唔考究，淨係信嫁咋。」「南龍」先生回應。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W7nRvhXV1
「咁河童先生麻煩你佈一佈置丫。」佢另個頭向PAKKA講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROvgAgdNvk
「好，但係個FAX上面仲有一句嘢唔關我事嫁喎。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpegJgaKQoG
PAKKA講完就去咗佈置。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdosftUu2HO
「其實我都見到，係未諗到啫，呢句嘢呀，咩咩咩「叫陰陽人快D去冥想成神」喎，都唔知噏乜，我哋成班人都正正常常，邊有陰陽人啫？」「南龍」先生咁講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhibml5VeJ
「你肯定？」我同阿狗一齊問，不過似乎捉虫。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVkKIpbQDS
「起碼我係正常，你哋我就唔知喇。」「南龍」先生錯愕回應。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeppLA1l5yH
「我正常嫁，你都知嫁。」阿狗望住阿妮講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOZXE3gD9F
「我正常嫁，我真係正常嫁！」我望住小倩講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgpLxjDYuo
「我知啊。」小倩講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8e4hQnu5F
「唔係噃，係你！」阿狗突然另返轉頭指住我講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IJvjQNS4g
「黐線架！你就陰陽人，使唔使我露械嚟證明吓啊？黐孖根。」我講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFD9i5pQbn
「唔係啊，我意思係你個名啊，個「明」字啊，日月即係陰陽囉。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQWXwaGg4t
「又好似有D道理噃。」「南龍」先生都咁講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YDnY8wRvx
「加上我哋呢度得返幾條友打得，當中係你最似陰陽人嫁喇！」阿狗再講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEONwYTxf0s
我冇回應，因為我個心都信咗，但係都係做咗呢樣嘢…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gwMsciJlh
我分開咗「護身咒」嚟對住佢，即係兩隻中指。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBTTaQTGM3
「家明，唔好做粗口手勢啦。」小倩講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIKCZlhcdH
我及咗吓頭回應小倩，之後就向「南龍」先生問︰—603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5P5v6iB6B
「咁我要冥想D咩啊？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27I6RWwPOY
「Eee…就試吓諗吓你認為可以打贏「佛地魔」嘅神明啦。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPetnrK7F8
我「哦」咗一聲，之後就開始冥想…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTDhuEsPTp
但係「二郎神」對「城武魔」大戰真係太精彩…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeiZbxbLP6
同埋太嘈喇，我點靜靜地冥想啫，所以我又開咗眼睇戲…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWjj8TsV5G
我見到阿輝嘅身影越嚟越似一個人…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSu6wqDfCW
「直刺式！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUojqLBSkw
「橫削式！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciewr34dz0
「斜斬式！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeftKSMDIAu
「旋風式！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ78BbQacQ
「順劈式！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOggBlE3MQj
「拖劍式！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDCRkqmqfJ
「推刃式！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11yBy8I5Qx
我諗大家都知係似邊個啦，聽到呢一連七式劍式，我眼淚就流咗出嚟…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DD8Un0nUV
真係好想大嗌一聲「光管陳」啊！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM4SNEqEvD
「鋼鐵神拳！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJsNbSQlGq
「巨樹神拳！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvtE2xaz9P
「海量神拳！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5w6SXr6t3
「赤煉神拳！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6OYA7RfTa
「大地神拳！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDy6byyQ1e
「通臂神拳！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUcskgTFJu
「兩儀神拳！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchiDOBcySY
你老味丫，連「佛地魔」都玩呢味嘢，玩紀念特輯咩？！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMANTNT7fv
我嬲嬲地就唯有︰—603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVCv3RMjeM
「俾返兩個老師我啊！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsolCjVCcjf
我用「九陽草薙」一吓斬出巨型光波飛向「城武魔」，點知…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCef9ebpON
啱啱撞正剛剛…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl9cEQsPw4
「鳳移換影！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACRrXaVYNP
做乜鬼嘢要換位啊？「二郎神」同「城武魔」突然調轉咗個位…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiXJYbDuck
攪到我個光波「爬」一聲打中咗「二郎神」背脊…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIJgmwOwik
呢鑊杰喇！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrktEG9h1A
之後「城武魔」立刻抓緊形勢…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKRe5bP811
「奧義流鬼影破滅斬！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi9b5vNnqR
「嘭」一聲成個「二郎神」飛開…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw14BnyJL4w
「城武魔」唔俾佢有返身嘅餘地，立即就再嚟一招…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qVGJAb25v
「血鬼頭真義﹒邪咬！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8Po0lHWTE
佢隻手突然變成巨型蟒蛇，一吓咬向「二郎神」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfBZsvJ0ZA
「二郎神」想用氣牆光盾硬頂，可惜都係頂唔住，俾佢一吓打飛，仲…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Yu6UcxZNv
跌咗落PAKKA啱啱佈置好嘅河流裡面…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDPyvJT2qY
「哈哈哈哈，連神都唔夠我打喇，哈哈哈哈！」「城武魔」大嗌。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubpHvSEmZc
「點算啊？」我問。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dehigK3qw
「最衰係你條友個光波啊！」阿狗鬧我。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScjYs4A7uc
「唔關佢事，其實原本已經出現問題，因為神上人體，時間一耐就有排斥，相反，妖人配合妖刀，時間越耐力量越大，阿明個光波其實根本傷唔到「二郎神」，事實係幾百個回合之後，「二郎神」力量已經剩返一兩成，根本已經唔夠佛地魔打。」「南龍」先生咁講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dj1sx48MC
「咁仲有咩方法啊？」小倩問。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7opZmtfrlK
「船到橋頭自然直，唔好問我點解直。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWrYJmKeud
「輝輝！輝輝好似唔識游水嫁，我要落去救佢！」阿欣傻嗌。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa2WZG7nXS
阿欣一衝埋去，突然河流閃出金光，慢慢又有團白光升上嚟…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyl2WOd9ca
「河仙？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFuYMQIcks
我望真D…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz2VbphbxV
「PAKKA？」我大聲提出我疑問。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh4kHz2XIM
「唔係，而家我個角色轉咗，我係河仙姑！」佢咁回應。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2jCCIyAVR
「你做河仙已經醜樣，仲要加個「姑」字喺後面做乜嘢啊你？」我再講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1kfCUyD3G
「唔理你住，我講返我D對白先，請問邊位掟咗呢個人落嚟嫁？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18iCa2Dx0P
「好話喇，係我！」「城武魔」懶醒咁講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiLm1vfFkG
「哦，咁你掟落嚟嘅係金色呢個，銀色呢個，定係肉色呢個呢？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzbHRwyLGb
「肉色嗰個。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT9mrE5u5w
「好，見你咁誠實，三個都俾晒你！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh98v0VtL4J
「咩話？我吊！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PL1Bu2qwA
嗱，粗口係「城武魔」講嫁，唔關我事。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDymwWFFc04
之後，「銀色」同「肉色」嘅「二郎神」就企喺岸邊猜枚…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFitxw7kLyf
而「金身二郎神」立即衝向「城武魔」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl1du395px
「鳳凰擺駕！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoonRw1qynL
「鳳凰來儀！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tWrOepKRD
「鳳凰于飛！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWErIrGnchE
「鳳泊鸞飄！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWgTtctFCy
「鳳舞龍飛！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFgCtNVLpv
「鳳舞九天！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPac0JUWRQs
「鳳毛麟角！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4VmyAyO5E
「鳳翼飛翔！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdu1ftZGVc
「鳳，凰，火，炎！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU9cPw9rTM
「金身二郎神」一連九式打到「城武魔」趴晒街…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wBhbMJ3o2
呢次仲殺你個「城武魔」唔死！？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRoPNjJlHr
但係，突然，「城武魔」佢竟然使出呢招…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg2kABZN3t
佢個身上面，閃出「大袋」嘅身影，咩事呢？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU8gS9CCSt
「二郎神」始終係阿輝軀體，所以一時間阿輝唔忍心一劍拮死「大袋」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ366krbvOKD
而喺呢個時間仲…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSL5j8ItxB
仲有兩條光線突然射向「城武魔」，又發生咩事呢？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLsLvb9Pc2
大家另轉頭一望，見到…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj4k8q8lZL
「叮噹？」(即係多啦A夢)603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy8uRQUrwK
我見到欣家姐手上有兩支電筒…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ5k59CFpJ
如果我冇估錯，一支係「復元光線」，而另一支就係「放大燈」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04cl8VnMeE
而家「城武魔」肥咗又靚咗，唔係呀？仲要打？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRfymW2YXm
(待續)603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcL0XIJtKhN
下集預告︰603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7G55Zwchr
冇用嫁，你試走去窗口望吓，睇吓睇唔睇到…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3DvKJmhLj
註解︰603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGqNzQmCKn
(1) 搓圓撳扁 — 就好似當對手係麵粉咁，意思係壓倒性咁欺負人哋。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnVjnAr0LQ
(2) 二啷神 — 個「啷」字係刻意用嚟反映阿明當時唔滿意二郎神嘅表現嘅。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpl2oNc6JQ
(3) 脫苦海 — 都係止痛用嘅膏藥。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lyfxo7DlE
(4) 黐孖根 — 感覺好似比「黐線」更強烈。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC3p76rx2j
(5) 啱啱撞正剛剛 — D老人家好鍾意咁講，即係「咁啱得咁橋」。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHToIFoxH7Y
(6) 呢鑊杰喇 — 杰，即係好似唔夠水嘅粥咁，或者成PAT痰咁，總知就煩啦。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRWJCMZ2XA
(7) 船到橋頭自然直 — 上網搵，解「任何事情都是有轉機的」。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfvD5aBmaS
(8) 猜枚 — 猜拳。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRd0H92la0
