第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUwyO2NUrO
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNGGrpcFB5
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPBAlImb7g
我嘅上一集…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcwV6DcGlw
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72jlDeWGDu
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAumyw1okj
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6guPnTiJt
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LZOyWAr4T
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Y5H57eu2K
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA7GSOucak
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmpHmrcsrs
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPNDqlpNv6
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlkRVGH7O4
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKotzlanxd
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mXuD2LLlr
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CltxNmG1R
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm1zDKJCRQ
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpaQVnQFxb
「咪住！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs1x1jbLh1
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkPLbB5d88
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeOhsEk3Nd
「咩話？二郎神？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVhydr2kLM
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmO3OSfnyC
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwRoDeMYbX
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV0YqQkEOQ
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyANxLgNLC2
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ5AWoVHQ1
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeToZyyyJ7c
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y1T2geCNs
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1sRaMOg7p
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBVVzPHsrL
我無奈到唔想講嘢…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4ILbgyRjt
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr61aqdN3N
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPbVOpCUR8
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHBgczrIYH
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBn4gNFHIF
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkXFfgr860
「…歌聲魅影！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3zJdKnjDR
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepiUeEKDGG
好在唔使佢出手咋。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDN8d8ii6R
「…動感十字死光！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdZgrHicv7
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i8uEyhRag
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPuch5BMrl
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXzwzpLaPJ
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpMG1LzTTd
「咁正常對決啦…」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr41diNdRwk
…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhjj6DnVOc
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq7sg6qvGI
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhvGAoZllY
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9uykd9465
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVDKKLitVK
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON3CMZGH0d
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zhRK7lptd
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2W594pAFQ
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlwu00y4vr
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYVTCRh0JK
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbmZCr5icn
…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDpxpZEgtp
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZKeiDYFz4
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hS9RgZGAm
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipj5FlhStE
幾秒過後，白雲散去…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmjGFpRNzI
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1vPmgDM9d
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH8BmDPg8V
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz2bcRoSb5
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN27zvcdP8q
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsxaNKY0NZ
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZMQQGxRWq
將「二郎神」撞開…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQCzRimx65
「哎吔！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNG8ni87dg
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV4xR7cTHz
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZc9KGwCAH
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYT8RF52KB
我就襯呢個時候…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KRw6VOAtO
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKfzoTAkmC
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKDz6kvZmY
「咁點算啊？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCcYjjqrev
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WdnarHdbi
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfbM3O9SQO
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BNwPhpzRX
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKy8s0ngE6
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuUJXvnh1Q
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiqVUytTAb
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW8AhITxID
「邪影勾魂斬！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCsATiq8gy
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXJx4enAup
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHToLwVrpU
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux7xbteXlk
「陰魂歸天！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL2yQUIZht
向上一斬…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoWtsuAHG5
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9caB62u8q3
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSrxrNX3Vd
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4ngaY0gu7
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0YflDAaeL
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhJOQm9LmB
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVIVfzw6fK
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIedw64da5
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQUWRzW7MO
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCLbO64y11
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yPZVT49wE
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxEZ53ZzI8
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX1tGyfA6A
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnEexevZQT
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV5WYPH28T
「冇錯！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmfvw3443d
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VT93X5EfP
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79GhVWJ45D
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBNXHhwVxI
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAodFevqx3W
刀光劍影之快…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr7buPdc5S
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFcVJ1rsKI
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCifrB9A7DN
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0eq6SFLal
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr7m6B9PZr
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcfDTLZ0Mw
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p5abPCBd1
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVh2bmJiIK
打咗幾百個合。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAZZJgMDOU
之後突然…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWGLXwn769
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNSutOyA0O
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkREhzltxXd
「係PAKKA啊！」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAElLyxxlnW
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lz8qiNsbf
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD02z0HLb1o
(待續)698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWSBXRYmCf
下集預告︰698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny7LQeJkIB
河仙？698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMf4gx5wIq
註解︰698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRmdB7Aps5
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl8mtEdUra
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l8WaOZNJw
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx22gXDPXkI
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCFNhsSUc2
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2vqdA1tWy
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlSLLIWZRC
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O2PySFzi6
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。698Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTyu3IGRNO
