第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtrbPdTIj3
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2p2WLFAT9
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4dZDnCrdd
我嘅上一集…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y0DtBBryG
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoJBMBaxJT
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOvFDMpJeE
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JZYT5OGZF
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhFnPrcMHD
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6s4zR1YvE
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BQcykeiOX
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14ka5NBDR8
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF28WAmsd5
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHjShdHGA9
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8gnagOqEa
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacG6qAmprr
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tpbliwt5U
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdn4Ea5x2C
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblVTEul1GL
「咪住！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqLUNlt6YX
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgZwkrqKvU
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMah1zpecDV
「咩話？二郎神？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdLsGonmxv
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCWwqKL0cd
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvLIu8YWZO
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpRd2KOsrr
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRtWJbHbQO
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UGGnl1nBj
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquim3AWQOz
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6wf6pBuJH
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0ZO7LCyhe
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLfIgQ753d
我無奈到唔想講嘢…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiGGCTNZSq
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO5QwibWwN
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCrfKf7eXY
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfm0sUJlyj
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJpcTEV9qm
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MvJnY10Ls
「…歌聲魅影！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dRFZgY36e
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTD78scahE
好在唔使佢出手咋。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioyJc0uK7T
「…動感十字死光！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE4XeMfBKI
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99WL6i5ync
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8RFlQAbtT
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcErVMuMayX
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoIrJNEJIz
「咁正常對決啦…」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0k0ZjW46g
…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUTdkB4irI
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVw3feiWEk
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3ETyR1aJ0
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpcwhykiKr
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnZhOPN1No
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Bz7ODDRjL
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4qnXquOPx
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRgy58QsNu
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEpbbHsTMO
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGEtY9UUNf
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35SRIk5GDL
…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvHR5rx3JJ
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNEXS95r0J
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa101OQ3Cdm
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2N7ZowPXk
幾秒過後，白雲散去…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCNUe0Fwya
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UGGexkftz
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bwmCLWo5y
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx6BcMVkJd
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3ObAjyDx0
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQetnrSqWWe
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvUI5QMrmT
將「二郎神」撞開…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTJhzr4JtH
「哎吔！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhFmOxEey3
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m8c1UK3Pk
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oppmeA2O7
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddezzMIYgK
我就襯呢個時候…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe1nYejfxT
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvexp63PMJl
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiNDhbhffB
「咁點算啊？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX3VvnoWyH
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJJhn4bH0w
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevh4qAfgnY
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m8nNjR83J
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd476r8RByy
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx1zaYfjdL
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p6Ut25BS2
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrxoSZcA0j
「邪影勾魂斬！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwAnlm7oy9
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRot2z76Mr
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqSlxNAX7V
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49vnwxtAB9
「陰魂歸天！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgMfqZ7NdT
向上一斬…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrjyjriIcq
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwgFsfl5yk
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KGRjrLdNm
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EtwDgGsoF
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ7wMpoeRz
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXZd59ovXj
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDIBZU1DX8
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3as7KcjgYa
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs3fdRYJJe
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWnUykFR0D
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcPKLP7GTz
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0xCAWfkbY
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsirOKhOOc
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerpZg5ujGX
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBfDEvnNSa
「冇錯！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EvlFooZpK
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL02xKlgXN3
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVBSf5MOlr
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iJivwJX0x
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyesO1v6tH0
刀光劍影之快…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93rEmBYa8T
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwriwGvVvw
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek6L5NErPg
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGafgEDxZHm
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1JsUzSJrl
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKA9Pub5SO
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3BJ0In6lF
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycaMXR4zbM
打咗幾百個合。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9qQpV0k3g
之後突然…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CaFSVKBwy
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyVMHr97lJ
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TNiJcimrY
「係PAKKA啊！」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc4NB6ykew
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hEqU3opf2
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeGhkengoF
(待續)685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3u6sd172k
下集預告︰685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuSatpVfZM
河仙？685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqqpV9jQDY
註解︰685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMADeIk3sn
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSQojDvmZn
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmZ8Mbq7wB
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWGAHVrTK6
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF79yJ2Vnu
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY1dFge9ip
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVOLKlnb6a
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwQ8lsTGPY
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEvM2gFsw7
