第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyTEsS3NFG
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgS1LxFJjM
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMNNsdLQXa
我嘅上一集…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH8ZLe0rcM
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV5hWfh8Tj
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkWv7icugM
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EyNMB7qe1
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQlAuqistG
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVdRgaLXGA
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNKZ3ILEzt
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrrucDOsFE
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvVWXcUZGz
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGuTwmJWH1
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXCJo4fcfb
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N9nY6kZJc
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqSWAamzTc
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9Ri5d5Cx8
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eOZSxIjQ1
「咪住！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Uj6BuUpO2
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis9JtgSOEi
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5iRiJQdrb
「咩話？二郎神？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09TgBDKEjA
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJrtCkIaQo
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2mDMeriqY
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoe2DNF4Nt
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62gX5AvI4V
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXE1X0MGmQh
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EPuhzOOuD
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj4kgtlB2y
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoiMBlRpze
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcutriTEagL
我無奈到唔想講嘢…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeagbnNX4z1
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuOo6glhJx
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5S92gQBUy
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwkhDxFD8w
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWA3LbvHet
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7077Fut25
「…歌聲魅影！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nqkgZSutB
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXiBIlPlWh
好在唔使佢出手咋。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzFIxSJg8s
「…動感十字死光！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrt64PG3LB
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOfDN1XNHe
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBGAD94UbE
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMa9d2XarD
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc00S2DuTEq
「咁正常對決啦…」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoGkG4g2HK
…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaH47i6QF6
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBTJ3dfCV1
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGQmeWGDFO
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauke07DHJ7
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fUA5mfJZp
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsrpYXEA6K
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOfypdBJhs
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKQOGuXak3
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaC0q8e6E1
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FdsGJCYuS
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoIT60Mrx6
…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYAsXMXf2c
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4UF0X5sdK
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiNsxM8Pyy
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmql1bvojv8
幾秒過後，白雲散去…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwWAmmZGpm
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eGfxYpV1C
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFzZaJUVbB
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuch6HNlE9
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsLa9rfTmR
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPKOmLAO5T
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K3S1Ggt22
將「二郎神」撞開…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcdTzrYRT4
「哎吔！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfddSUR3wv
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ9w36GkfA
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwgCuh2GX2
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WVPPL4AaN
我就襯呢個時候…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qwposaWPy
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirCVOVAWQf
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXAWUDhbTe
「咁點算啊？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU9SyEZ4FX
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO96XyX523C
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpIEmdYLk8
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOLvIuduAX
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkT7x5PT8N
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM09FovYc80
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnJAUxmzdP
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnufUPnq8Vy
「邪影勾魂斬！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8IAPMqn7n
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVhMLoW6uc
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLidNQ9v5rH
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUEwOpBRCr
「陰魂歸天！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtKVO85YCF
向上一斬…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8d5YUbxX7
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbucBrpi1j
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx16vfvFTTA
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9WPBBiCOT
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTLLJYkO3A
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cWhUEKiHQ
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm3F2heDqh
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBge3cItkL
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiw4ttFFNE
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRtyW8REeL
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWntj3XLTgT
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvlyPma2LN
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk7F8hN5EX
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LI7x0ZHl1
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO0cmVzf8f
「冇錯！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9ysFr2k5e
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkIWJjDOTE
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwWmobF7vo
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhCvtw6Amt
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTCUk9N8k9
刀光劍影之快…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoksroVf0Po
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkot0E3JbWu
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY7EgrQA4p
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcGCL8ZkAZ
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpepelW5raT
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMtLs175bU
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qBvHha89a
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDXEqplS6w
打咗幾百個合。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fWaa11Bdz
之後突然…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrwdZef0ou
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOi4dBAy1Q
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp09sm3L5Tk
「係PAKKA啊！」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFDjaAjmED
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XeObigacO
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAnFMLnCcy
(待續)742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaArHg3WwUs
下集預告︰742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHkNi3YzaX
河仙？742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wCc0r8GcW
註解︰742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHc1zaRNsC
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAXcpdCFeu
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA0HfQi8yZ
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFT3yxK3A2
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJzp2LdpzH
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfFMIcopLg
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyphGn8aZKp
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoSX7draHL
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