第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK6MbB47zZ
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxof5UxNZmQ
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhboA0VhOtA
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSgy3psqng
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3p1CACCjb
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nXeJratNk
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cmwlxJ8pd
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTAtEbEyu3
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWaGkIBdEM
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubSZgcGejW
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsXvJ7fi6X
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyXo7pmAkW
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiYunt82cD
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5doPA8vwq7
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKXo24yP25
究竟佢憑咩呢？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcojPe6hbzR
「九陽草薙！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSozTCHkP1
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp8Nw7RzWj
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLNEUVsg9S
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJvJyC49jj
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk6Wvgla63
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAfylBiJFc
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q5ZJPkedV
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHmLDyl0tu
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qCqr1M5Bu
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWuaEeDmhN
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JqQJeaEcz
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRCVo0XHI2
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzOliIMIJw
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5mNRmh1v4
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBqdE98mv4
「…心眼！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VMDL47Ugr
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wZiykZ4Tw
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINt1GclTkQ
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8cawg7nRG
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZNZkwKEdv
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAkC2mafNL
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj4uSwRVO4
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5S3os3jid
「嚓」一聲…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNQh1q7IcW
之後…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNxKEqmucO
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB99zdOt4W
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6pkxDbSUF
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAMTLedj5d
原來…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1F4ryEgz7
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmtC4jqxAj
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwjh40WKB5
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfvu1ucs1i
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRf3NKfHbm
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzegK6cJb5
我轉身望過去，發覺…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnyrgEhsb4
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPSmpSpAYl
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXM4wet3L4
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzQYcwx96u
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fSzf8zvk7
「你想救我呀？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh77iOJSPcK
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J5wWp4ioZ
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbKAW3ghbO
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJhniajsDS
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwPySvNLmQ
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qlgkydZBN
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd9WGV94ON
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB9bzDHfv7
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyCmx1zAtg
一手將佢個口噤住…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgfBkSyQVU
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yBbUjDokG
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApXfdGmUdD
「大袋魔」左手一撥…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EAR567YsQ
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqo6UyCAIL
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLa3HZESYMV
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYuRcUirzn
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGM9k8SKXS
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm43vMd0LO
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLzWd3YwzK
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3WZCKtjt4
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4wVXL4sG6
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFSXj2B4eo
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEZnJIFcTa
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHeFHLm5W2
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOq0ln6UVG
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr19NGi8Wt
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmvLkXeVIl
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTT2mOB8ET
「你講多次！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cpDttzdzT
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m4D5d0MJB
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TPxyq7n0t
亦都唔敢再問…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrWKLPKjmL
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgdAWYZssq
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnIPkObv5h
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoSqNOdhPn
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW6W9wbNXj
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGGukIL6pu
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkrB4O6Ngz
「咩意思啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPqTo8HOjw
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu3M47GtWo
「咩七七八八啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSXb4HHXym
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K3mV0BNgp
「佔據咗會點嫁？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8gl5snvl6
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jwkNweV48
「咩話？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDVffXjKlC
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4xBSVhtKc
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIrPw9efUc
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsewWdO6TH
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTGaBMvH1q
「大家埋嚟…」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrNrqhClTr
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ICOaEtoZw
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UDsEY8xDv
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNHHsqKTEP
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwPoDyfcJ5
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KV6aGCkMB
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8hlhjbO9x
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjTbjx1hYf
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89F1lLF29r
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9UPtXbqnZ
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2AhwBHD41
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbEaI6za3m
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRgbWs5Bpe
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXl2U5vRoZ
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrQBJugMid
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8irvkRG44w
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoKzqFL1e6
「雞妖隻手。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBFewVVg1U
「雞妖？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXBjkrNlPN
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ712yfV2LLb
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OETW20PKo
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFFQp45mal
「咁請邊個啊？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCr06w0ooV
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjL0fZTU32
(待續)662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95XTOpSLJQ
下集預告︰662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqd2cUZwny
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG5bkVQ424
註解︰662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfDImXUPqj
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6gjsr6obN
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoq8ypIsR0
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RwuBv7MAz
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOVtFhFMtf
