第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1uYzCvG5Y
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVaxiVuXn8
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hkfT8Lo9V
我嘅上一集…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNdD0lngQE
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9wKozaXsF
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd5FPdrZVa
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihS81XDkl3
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DLEilWGlc
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOf6Anwap7
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRppCqJTwfj
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B7U5TFMfm
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWYB23xLwS
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVfT3mlYpW
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYeB2rhiB0
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBQjBwpI44
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxRQvAA5cm
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtfgZxjm7r
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqVIvTIjEz
「咪住！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZZxrE76iO
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIuYsqiB5Y
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LtOsvgIYR
「咩話？二郎神？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpNTxzFNde
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl05WM3YUK
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gkBPMzePs
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkG3fKd63v
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9T7fg5uGb
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMOFdskO7F
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3L4srl9hu
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllWNMBo7Uk
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhyp5nslr7
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFrNFw94By
我無奈到唔想講嘢…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdBSNwYWKZ
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSxe6nfedh
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQjM2tFCs7
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oK2X1SF1F
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX7XtGbBK3
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgju932ISA1
「…歌聲魅影！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpjNsa5YBL
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKFSUelpmx
好在唔使佢出手咋。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wwbPviQRl
「…動感十字死光！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKRwzPlCHA
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62UchPozVs
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J0z6xvh3d
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeQhODlygK
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ1uzYcJMd
「咁正常對決啦…」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE782SKnb5
…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbFnyN6Ads
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjSqZsflsp
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukxpGgsYwX
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVmU26aTmt
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDxbzjagG7
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltYnJHxnB8
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyQ1oyxe2F
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfv7RDcv4x
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxmra7P4jg
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Vu3MvpcT
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0v3APGclq
…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJXfAJpfhg
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJshmjizBV
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrcmStCBR1
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQno1opBVG
幾秒過後，白雲散去…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G1UfB7FOw
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPwwGgITFK
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5W4iV6MLE
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJopkQdRt0n
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOxxFrY7m3
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV7C2tXkvI
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXt1mv2UAd
將「二郎神」撞開…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhdbGKMGdo
「哎吔！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6Snm9SsGE
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPRot7QnZV
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAyDHuCaUt
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS5uMowzMh
我就襯呢個時候…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWntlmVXJQx
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTFWekJYJL
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd335biY1v0
「咁點算啊？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkOW8dc3O7
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cDPMFrHpL
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHHkTBhKdX
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp4L9rvaxb
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZa18qZPyY
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54mAOXHKaY
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq7BH9KbDA
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkzJ9NrsqO
「邪影勾魂斬！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm9Dp7xt72
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1Kyx0Yxfr
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdshHkNEbxc
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc07LVsIndu
「陰魂歸天！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUszGCI8NCY
向上一斬…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHPyoS2ax9
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZEBqfdjaj
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKKiDUtlzJ
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUWZgJPp3g
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB9BABPcED
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAgbVGrmTh
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJovSZcRliC
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bkqFxf5Xu
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUiMDVml2k
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV0QovPk7W
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEynAbC7S6
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5RPFzDZfL
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaR9q0qM5dj
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16AvFTjCVX
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2c5WIFxsU
「冇錯！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGduQcp7b4g
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRvr2SsyPo
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVbNKxVBFO
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdQJDbrgou
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIznSDCRKf
刀光劍影之快…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQHmkFz52r
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg69QAfKQAU
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ714F2iBM38
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8SMlPboaN
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMpz0nf4oA
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDa3kxUqGLj
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5vBB0YadN
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ddAdUKy4S
打咗幾百個合。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio6pnSyj8C
之後突然…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwLZr2om7d
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7EM6gU4lA
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ2y8n5rXI
「係PAKKA啊！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZB46GvJRO
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi1LTVbZTs
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51NoJjmlTH
(待續)689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZOY072Il0
下集預告︰689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5vpwNV90n
河仙？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kMJTbUEdA
註解︰689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaMZ5dTer4
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL20gkhRMs
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDREgqumg3
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK19y0gltIf
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFlETmbV95
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEOqolg2at
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dbKUrgPFy
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEoSDfGuWg
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvvNYdzNu6
