《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk8EhAAxYK

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXJkgZb12J

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nuXQIfXOl

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lIhHddMx2

(大家表示無言。)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGmukCboJj

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAvZcC9ePl

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt7CSqYtMN

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmDfQLjgwf

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNr4px2PKb

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzybIr8qpVr

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbJtZLaXOU

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUNgJyinPP

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzspNhyvHj

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzJcLJrajx

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1earWsNn2X

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoKtlu6DYl

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl32Ag6tePD

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG7wA1Pb0V

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDOc3zUG6U

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC9meO9yVM

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6KBr69mWE

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsX3Uzqywu

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIwWxdQHlj

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuVCvxhI0G

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YuQEOCB87

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQd8OMkwBT

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjElDIWBkC

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRFczTs2YB

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zA4aBEWmL

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Vxa9UIQHX

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWADIcW9fWX

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsmNLVWdSa

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ704aL6kJbZ

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CMQBWnMjq

「咁再嚟喇喎！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz1k2rSgKw

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFdf8TsTVM

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDNU1CQPxi

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97MKWf1xGn

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtvqGoAHMH

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EnycvfpDR

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KwvId8bEc

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vKBxqC76q

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17lwWkwOiB

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsoFrpEWSE
「破滅斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5BIEO0XdL
「爆烈斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6jQNeDynl
「追魂斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUyXN7NTMQ
「百烈斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPX4rj2teP
「萬人斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66othjabNk
「勾魂斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdckWHLNaGf
「左斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K23yWjQ39
「右斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLvJwuxrFe
「斜斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31t0rdSytn
「橫斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORWfhXrpPZ
「豎斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t9ahYfEMC
「旋風斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDXIX6g7pj

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz8ipX3t8n

「直刺式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mFWvGHUHl
「橫削式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eLbC42l7L
「斜斬式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVRONawzU1
「旋風式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iFM6hGzqQ
「順劈式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhld1BqyWmH
「拖劍式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3bl33rtcM
「推刃式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGIU1BIZLE

而阿明就…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ljz0sWaRM

「覆雨劍！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TBh6bzVBm
「翻雲劍！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3f9w3LBjN
「飛天劍！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRdmDxbhP9
「遁地劍！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hPw2Mh58t
「爆烈劍！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0O8pz4kuT

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkAzFDpQKc
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT18r3HfWKt
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOn5gwITeQ

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d5SlmaGor

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwxNoVOhf7

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi7bi76tOi

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkZOsSRqLc

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7FImWIGvC

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwvI4frdQl

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2oKOFtnE8

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLNBzRyyTS

「神與神。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUwoZj4R2i

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaujvjKHxR

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5hmiK5FiP

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAIB5MH8i3

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy5YXTnaLd

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAU3EAm570

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvovNfbtxT

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs3SRtVxqG

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRGYQLFN5T

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIGEC5NaLl

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA00VivhlHu

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcHh2BOsz3

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITCbnTcjXe

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiHI92JxWe

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVk99lSBra

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOVp4UIdsq

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kclx74l6d

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IalIqQR5O

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn7B9ik76t

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjpUr4FPE5

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSEOfIzNeN

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FBTq2rvED

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktyGflUvqg

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaem2ldDVmx

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmTeXp20qg

「擎，天，式！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3BQeZJEZf

「咩話？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnQyMESE6g

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjzvph0DHI

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIBm9wVM3X

(插 ~！)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1eQnj1oxF

中正「地魔」下陰…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6I3G2Ll3s

「哇丫~~~~~~！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRBZLrr8kh

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw0jptp6wL

「地魔」亦唔會例外…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KS7PDO5Pf

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMowSuJR45U

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYLAo2FYos

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHPaewycez

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS0MHsu7Nv

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrzHOe2C3Y

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8OLf6ular

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7wOWc0mrq

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaRxqXLY3r

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4ykgMjcyF

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xZaFSt0dV

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O9cbwM7n5

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPPywNEC4h

「點…點解你要背叛我？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTb8bz5l0e

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNFSx944eW

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL1eKDGgez

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ttmcMcjlC

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzvwr8X3vQ

「我…我…吊！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmSM3EWbf6

大家都呆咗半秒…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFFDxRbNxH

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2fFmnSj23

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1v8ZSC078

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzqX7OSgu1

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneb75rFq8a

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxZVCWojiO

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3XeUkbcBY

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQtmtzyhGd

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF2YtZpPwL

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kAz6LMnxz

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8xxiPTGHb

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1r6ha8VS1

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoZjooH0XX

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf5uvOscXx

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CMDYRc20F

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Yy5xGC9c

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOqmWjn1T9

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9EKeqrhou

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rxNB8gv4X

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49PDTkBz3K

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cO911kcVB

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K78S2MMMX

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwJm3e4VrP

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyFqbpvMML

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEuQ4yeZ5L

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjyHqjltcs

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqyQytyfm7

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dXEaBwf7R

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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOVbTW9fu6

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp2PY0YBbA

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxih0wJIKZ

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyKuBpIqZn

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJXBUBpGLk

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfyDfTFKv0

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RaJORV0Bn

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7WSdEzawU

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k6exAXPqN

… (返酒店)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4lEL70pXJ

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZpyuhbc7r

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoKbgO87MN

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2TwIcrnQh

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7zzIGPkco

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArfcskbyQq

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0kp2KtEe6

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MPenQGTGH

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCD4ZGeLrG

「居居」跟咗阿輝…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLMnlH9YOI

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0gUp2oFYv

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKFJB9sUMv

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgBXUIaGOD

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0UWXAHZVo

到主角佢哋喇…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU9bwK3eMh

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BFfRd6w4f

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD1AvlClVQ

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Eofydk35B

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW4JdTE61s

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPjV7VpplN

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgVj6K865v

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmRe7b3PZB

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bN1kE59KG

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSAfBk8o4A

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlfxhDvX8i

………703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuraJTpTmkN

大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebGdIqF01p

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1XKJ9YLJs

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYVrmA6gff

「咩啊？」阿輝問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZJR5JJUGf

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBuVBclkCN

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhhhtngnKZ

「但係…」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4aChYSNEl

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAuKv8w6X8

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDM4qsprLc

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA7XNAlXnl

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtJN0KPYB8

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrj7DkhPwh

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudktfJV4j1

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2adPYRkrLx

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40OS58ADda

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRKN9WdtPP

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHqfKNNGj7

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWVkHlolJL

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07RQWs8foK

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtJglg3Vgw

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz445tRMkhK

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLnaTqEV0Y

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvLibnAhQs

「點解啊？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe0KAS2mRd

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxv5R5Sy5M

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZvgwaUIUz

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iaeUGj07y

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYcWTgXymo

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNfX8r41o5

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4XwplugFr

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqXPFWpqUe

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC0exKj5V2

「咩話！？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjWHlZOUAd

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZJKCxbXqf

「邊個？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofqvm0XV2n

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXstNCz7uHT

「河童？！」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIJnHqxyJj

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGMbVd3ddl

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtVZbRoPS1

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0pYjF1HTv

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb4ZW8nPxF

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVPaz2hupQ

真係難得有情人啊！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfhobSLJ3Z

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之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC38bvogbJ3

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUFkhAjOMK

…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiQHqC285x

時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp81B83Y4fT

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0C42oPpk9

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpMpvIHhUe

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxo1uLbhFs

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3lusiSjJv

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI9iuYxH4H

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTMfNqk1c7

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWrGXcR6Tc

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nCW4cGht3

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoXInTJZr4

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8poeCM7oB

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca0fsoxbaR

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVV3Pqaht3

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PUEFme9CF

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QQuVIxIp5

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuUtQnhGnn

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VG830JNHr

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIVENG5mNM

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobg4vaqCx8

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LIH6Btjbn

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsTlMKa6k6

…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirN3BIpVfP

「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrJaMgbxSN

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當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZG1uYKo7q

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yQWeIYNVq

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutQrYyaBJX

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiKDBasvXk

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqliNesCSI

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSZx3Ni3YV

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdya7NPQh6P
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvCneyzkJc
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspNdUawBU2

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgZtvQOusi

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxG5KV2UlA

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ebhpun3dO

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA6YxrhNas

場面震撼…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0udg3zonQ

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDmYxN1T2B

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNg9TKPkBr

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0zrNWYdgx

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RhSwwInBu

突然…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6YMJR4DmS

竟然…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0deMMB6Bjd

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…703Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEwCytyuBj