第029集 ~ 明︰聽吓「光管陳」講故仔先。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEWfx24o6k
我睇住「喪狗」佢好英咁慢慢行埋「大袋」同個女學生度，我揸緊部相機，等佢準備好。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB071CFtWRp
當然，佢哋離我咁遠，我冇可能聽到「喪狗」佢講咩，但係佢之後講返俾我聽佢當時係咁講︰724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PtKr3EFBV
「「大袋」，記唔記「光管陳」教過我哋咩？」「喪狗」細細聲問「大袋」。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtxwwJVLpW
「英文？」「大袋」回應。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYbKULWLkU
「尋日啊…呢個呢…」「喪狗」單手做咗個動作再講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73iGpkcPv1
「喔，手印。」「大袋」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWttnMKaGi
「算喇，唔想同你講嘢喇，博佢唔識聽中文啦，阿明數三你就做隱身咒啦，阿明你數啦！」「喪狗」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1BeQTeZFG
我完全明白「喪狗」當時嘅心情，唔想「大袋」講出口嘅嘢佢全部都講晒出嚟…724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qIyN6MAYS
好在係「喪狗」佢行埋去，如果係我，我肯定幫埋個「女學生」手攪掂佢。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfgrToxJEC
「喔，準備…」我揸實部相機，好緊張咁數︰—724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VsR9CpGNb
「一，二…三！」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwyjAZ6BsM
(咔嚓~)724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TKp6hnhlp
我眼見「喪狗」佢做咗護身咒撞埋個「女學生」度。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcUQbZiQPe
同一時間，我即刻就衝埋去「大袋」度。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF2BgC0C9o
「隱身咒啊！」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzrDy0abLk
「大袋」雖然呆咗一陣，但係總算最後都做好隱身咒，「喪狗」身手果然唔錯，一撞開個「女學生」就做好隱身咒。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ7tQsZm5B
「走！」「喪狗」大叫。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZmKsE0DsD
嘩！「喪狗」真係走得好Q快，一陣就彈離我同「大袋」，間中另返轉頭望吓我哋，「大袋」雖然同我跑緊，但係就仲戇吓戇吓咁。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymsMCcPWcS
跑到返七福神廟門口，我哋踎晒喺地下抖大氣，因為我哋都係做住隠身咒走嘅，個「女學生」應該冇可能跟到我哋。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCIR9qxSt5
「喂，頭先發生咩事啫？」「大袋」問。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJK4Pc8oli
「冇事啊！唔抵得你搵到靚女影相喳嘛。」「喪狗」答。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1etfdq5VWX
「哈哈，梗係唔係啦。頭先個女仔唔係人嚟嫁，喺相機鏡頭見到嘅佢，個頭係爆開咗，流到成面血，成身爛身爛世咁，佢仲舔吓舔吓你塊面添。」我講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOdliHb6pn
「唔係吓嘛！？」「大袋」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFWnQBEKOf
「梗係唔係啦，條友講大話嚇你喳嘛，其實冇咩嘢，個女學生塊面係冇眼耳口鼻啫。」「喪狗」再講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJcD1IAl7B
「吓？好似都冇咩分別，都唔知你哋邊個先係講真話。」「大袋」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx30GG0hii
「哈哈，咁你覺得邊個恐怖D丫？」我講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b0n3Rf5cW
「喂，你哋喺度攪咩啊？」阿輝走咗過嚟我哋身邊問。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xMNusQKXR
「喂，肚唔肚餓啊？一齊去食天婦羅。」「光管陳」都行咗埋嚟講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8EAkD2ced
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之後，我哋五個人行咗去搵咗間天婦羅食店坐低咗，好快就點好晒嘢食。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaCuiffmYW
「你哋頭先攪乜啫？」阿輝問。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4Bz4Nk30N
「冇，不過喺隔離間細廟見到隻鬼啫，嚇死我哋。」我講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd9DOhYb1D
「咩樣嫁？講嚟聽吓。」「光管陳」問。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx72U6BJgE1
「冇樣嫁，一塊白面。」「喪狗」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IzzJckqk9
「原來係白面…」「大袋」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxiGJOrJQ4
「喔…呢D日本好普遍嫁，因為日本好多食面鬼。」「光管陳」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZCzULMHsc
「我都係唔食麵喇，幫我轉飯丫，唔該。」我講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczxB5HQN6P
天婦羅喺香港唔係咁普遍，加上我哋呢D窮學生，更加冇機會接觸到，所以我都好想試試天婦羅係點樣嘅。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHUxPysHLp
不過原來我發覺我唔係咁鍾意食，因為我係唔鍾意油炸嘢食嫁。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5xHio2gv3
「陳Sir，不如你教我哋D勁D嘅招數丫。」「喪狗」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIV4jNBdrK
「你…我就冇咩所謂，你學嘢快，肯定好易上手，但係佢哋三個應該有排教，得嗰咁少時間教嚟都唗氣，用手印夠嫁喇，用得好，兩個手印交替咁用，其實好勁。」「光管陳」食住麵講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWpAn0r7ig
「使唔使咁曬我哋啊？」「大袋」細細聲講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6AfxDkPJz
「咁不如你講吓你D威水史丫。」「喪狗」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqHllTouDm
「威水又唔講得，不過都有D經驗分享吓嘅，見你哋都見過我打妖怪，就講你哋聽啦。」「光管陳」講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBV8cqcWir
「好啊，好啊。」我同阿輝一齊講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FJ5C2QmST
「你哋可能有D人都聽過少少嫁喇，今日就講多D啦。最出名嘅術士有五個，東虫西聖，南龍北鳳，中神通，當年我十歲未夠，我跟住我師父「北鳳」，「火鳳仙人」去咗同埋其他四絕一齊同隻殭屍王打過…」「光管陳」食完麵講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKkeH66Xuu
「殭屍王？佢一個打你哋五個？」「大袋」問。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7LUxoUoz2
「你咪炸亂哥柄啦，頭先講到邊話？你哋唔使講，我記得，殭屍王好多手下嫁，事實上係五個打成萬隻鬼怪，當時，我都有份打幾隻細嘢。「東虫」，佢叫蟲，係因為佢叫虫節大師，好似係日本人嚟，係個大肥佬，佢好勁嫁，用自然力量嘅，當時佢成手雷電咁，左一吓右一吓就殺咗好多鬼怪。「西聖」係兩個傳教士嚟，外國人， 揸住本聖經，口噏噏咁，就有一堆聖光，一條條咁會去自動打怪。「南龍」，香港人，而家都仲喺香港，呢個唔講，最叻咪玩道具囉。「中神通」係個會通神嘅人， 佢成個「馬勒當拿」咁嘅樣嫁，我估係美洲人嚟，成個超人咁，一吓一隻怪，殭屍王就係呢班人收服嫁喇。仲有，當然係我師父「火鳳仙人」啦，一個字，勁，最叻係請神上身，火鳳上身啊咁…」「光管陳」停唔到口咁講。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk3r0EqIG0
得我同阿輝係用心聽，「大袋」同「喪狗」都已經擘大個口得個窿嚧…724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUul5BQpGxh
(待續)724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1St76zUJEv
下集預告︰724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdBZuhbSB0
「紫龍神劍」，一劍刺死隻鬼724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY3EUSirdn
