第040集 ~ 輝︰驚唔過「肥妹」個口…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhCEyOpma0
「梗係捉鬼啦，唔通去叫雞咩？」阿狗佢串「大袋」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ640NmA0r8S
「話唔定真係嫁，哈哈。」而我就笑咁講。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgAfZ4s9aF
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之後，我哋一齊落咗樓下搵「光管陳」，點知佢未返到嚟，應門嘅係「黃仔」。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkRJiOLKZU
不過噏咗幾句廢話之後，「光管陳」好快就返咗嚟，仲先同阿明公公講嘢…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHqIO2k5v9
佢真係當「黃仔」係死嫁喎，佢有佢講，當「黃仔」透明咁。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCWgrGiu5T
當「光管陳」佢問起阿倫同「細鬼」，我感覺到應該佢哋出咗D事，但係我唔敢直接講…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2L8AERJtO
因為佢哋兩個好可能係去過「雞竇」，如果冇關係，我又講咗出嚟，咪好似爆人陰毒咁，呢D嘢我唔做嘅。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveoA8jh2a2
之後「光管陳」話二十分鐘樓下等，我哋幾個無奈咁回應咗聲「好」就落咗去樓下等。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJsvTmGJR9
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阿明去咗打電話，應該係想將「黑色符」同公公嘅事講返俾世伯伯母佢哋知。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfoucyY6Ee
我就跟咗阿狗同「大袋」去搵阿妮傾計，佢哋講講吓，阿狗竟然真係想約阿妮去睇戲，唔係真係想追佢呀？616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7pXtPWlgy
佢係妖怪嚟嫁喎，我雖然都有D驚佢發爛，但係唔可以俾佢害到阿狗嫁，所以…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdHw7ap6ts
「你既然係妖怪！就唔好害阿狗啦！好嗎？」我衝口而出。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon5esCmLS3
阿妮開頭呆咗一陣，之後就想忍都忍唔住咁喊咗出嚟，男仔整喊女仔，仲要係靚女，根本就係死罪，不能被寬恕…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s0gf4DaXN
不過我一早預咗佢哋兩個衰仔重色輕友嫁喇，嚟啦，打我啦！616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsfRBsFuvQ
點知佢哋不但子冇打我…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGmpC8iuqz
「咩你唔知咩？阿妮一早同我哋講晒佢身世啦。」「大袋」佢仲咁講。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0p9LJLZvb
「小妮，不如你唔好喊住丫，你同阿輝都講吓你身世丫，佢都可以做你朋友架。」阿狗都咁講。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuLvj8FZrb
「小咩妮啊？好難聽啊！唔好扮晒好熟啊吓。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4YpsqVVui
「車，你理得我啫，小妮都冇介意，關你鬼事咩？」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fxqSLC98G
阿妮就有D怕醜咁，之後慢慢講咗佢D身世我聽…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXMQzMQIxN
「我本來係個小女孩，出世之前父母已經死去，只有我婆婆照顧我，6歲嗰年認識咗「小狐」，「小狐」係隻身負重傷嘅九尾狐妖，喺我同婆婆悉心照料底 下，佢總算勉強可以生存落去，但係喺我8歲嗰年，婆婆染上不治之症，似好快就要死去咁，而我亦同時患上重病，「小狐」為咗報恩，將我同佢嘅身體融合起嚟， 總算可以多照顧婆婆一段時間，就係佢一直陪住我成長，而家我哋係同體嘅，不過佢從來都唔會使用我身體，一直只係默默咁保護我，而我從來都冇想過做壞事，我 只係想幫人，希望可以同你哋做個朋友啦。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTONN26Pzqi
我聽完之後，有D慚愧…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAtGCqy1rQ
「對唔住啊，我估唔到真係有咁多好妖，不過我意思係，如果你係妖，就唔應該同阿狗佢來往，我意思係情侶式拍拖啊，始終人妖殊途丫嘛。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nob31MDBX
阿妮佢面紅紅咁，應該係怕醜。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MDpZZS9VP
「死架！我呢？點解係同佢，唔係同我拍拖啊？」「大袋」講。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQSj8bq5nJ
「死開啦你！阿輝呀，小妮又冇應承過同我交往，我哋只係想再認識吓大家喳嘛，未來嘅嘢，大家都確定唔到，但係我都好希望可以同佢做個朋友，我諗你都會嫁可？」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZEENwkJS3
「Sorry啊，大袋，因為…其實…我覺得…佢哋兩個好襯啊。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv05gaNmOGm
阿妮個面仔又紅咗D，連死人阿狗都扮晒怕醜咁，真係頂佢唔順。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxkc0glkK3
突然，櫃台電話響起，阿妮接個電話…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHfDVTFdo0
「有人客打電話落嚟叫嘢食啊，我要去做事先喇。」之後同我哋講。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sWPLcq6JZ
原來阿明都返咗埋嚟，「大袋」個衰仔仲係死心不息，建議大家跟埋去食堂度，咁我哋咪都跟埋去囉。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wMXIjkmrC
上到食堂，又見到嗰個「肥妹」喺度，仲要食到成檯面嘢，食嘢食成咁，話佢唔係妖怪都冇人信啦。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRdkq2Czpz
死仔「大袋」佢竟然衝咗埋去佢度，肯定又想攪事，所以我哋三個嗱嗱聲就跟埋去坐低。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIxZrSAS9l
佢條死仔竟然仲撩個「肥妹」…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMnSTLcy6W
佢撩撩吓，我見到阿狗佢望去「肥妹」後面好似有D嘢咁，咪跟住望囉，點知…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUxKEdgaP0
個「肥妹」原來得個殼，後面完全空心嘅，睇到都覺得驚，仲想嘔添…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4RvJKMgKg
「哈哈哈，原來條肥婆唔識中文，死肥婆，樣已經衰，仲食得咁醜樣，前世肯定係隻豬…」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GdLZtrF24
「你，夠，膽，講，多，次！」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWNNIGVbod
「肥妹」好似發嬲啊！死喇！616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJM1fAojQ0
我驚起嚟，唔知自己噏乜…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ7JzzhVyb
「唔係啫，鍾意食嘢嘅女仔，不知幾靚，幾吸引，唔好信佢亂噏啫。」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRd6bzuy4t
咁嘅說話都講得出，我自己D毛管都棟起晒。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68w3UOah6k
除咗「大袋」一對感謝嘅眼神之外，有兩對鄙視我嘅眼神望咗過嚟，就連遠處嘅阿妮同阿明公公都笑咗出嚟。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfl8PKUkFa
我心諗，死就死啦！616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CKiKehXjx
「小姐，你叫咩名啊？點解識講中文嘅？」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNln1U86JAc
「肥妹」佢呆咗咁望住我，死喇死喇，仲要有D傾慕我咁款…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNQW7okZMR
「唔好鍾意我啊，唔好鍾意我啊！」我心裡面就一直係咁講。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzFhOkrjpm
「我叫柏木阿芙，你叫我阿芙啦，先生，你把聲好似Leslie啊…」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw28YCpJWG
LESLIE！？唔通係…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2tbnANn3O
「香港嘅Leslie啊！佢係我偶像嚟，因為佢，我先會專登去學廣東話嫁，我當年都唔知睇過佢幾多場演唱會喇，諗起都好開心，先生，你把聲真係好似佢啊，好溫 柔，好舒服。仲記得當年聽到佢話退出樂壇，我幾傷心啊，不過都要支持埋佢個「告別樂壇演唱會」，我就係嗰時變成而家咁嫁喇…」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv28lccOEr
「變成而家咁」呢幾個字我已經唔識驚，我反而好驚「你把聲真係好似佢啊，好溫柔，好舒服」…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc8zEUJ80R
我真係驚到入心入肺，驚佢真係鍾意我，我就PK喇。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tQGqObabH
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神一樣嘅打救嚟喇！616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ddOFNa3EI
「夠鐘喇，阿芙，小妮，我哋夜D再傾啦，我哋約咗我哋老師出去一吓啊！」阿狗佢出聲，講都未講晒，我哋就一齊急急腳走。616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFn7qYyxPi
不過離遠聽到阿芙佢…616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvGcvBfuIX
「咁我食住嘢等你返嚟丫！」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY5YMuN6Ee
佢講嘅係「你」唔係「你哋」，呢次「大檸樂」喇！616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmdASFLmmD
(待續)616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JFYyhLsCq
下集預告︰616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg0BWNVfd2
四個女人赤裸裸肉騰騰咁圍住阿倫同「細鬼」616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsF8CC2ISt
