第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVel4sLgqg
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvQnO9B62W
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWo7w77dg1
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUUcC5H99u
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AKGJyrsRz
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR3JZxFael
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaZbOEdJil
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVEBtr3lzl
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5B6ByJXE2
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEAWmtxbB8
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2Rei5wtVp
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiLG1iEVqD
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTUjeQc5rQ
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZE3x8sUu1
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv6K0aDPhx
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDN8yhbInG
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI95CwllmQK
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx0VsMW0jm
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNK4UpoG6b
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuPYK68nbx
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9EkUWNCIS
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuKLvAz8RI
「你又識咩？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFh7N9c8bg
「唔識。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhBlaQHamr
「哈哈哈！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbw6eCfaxy
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeikfmviHRE
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeI9OYu5zI
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8ghQBIpmn
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuLtc8KSi4
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1DCW1vRNR
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HGJe74g6q
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF9JPGs5n3
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwcRs75StI
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmJ2CvxjmC
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZsJ1EI7kD
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrnXUu75qi
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsMsV9gMM0
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52ayMnfK0H
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh9STGCK60
「阿公！？阿公！？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEOPNHHVRC
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbltfc5PYYa
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPFXAM5pMm
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCRiOBAR8T
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmXzdaGcUC
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vRmrYoWGQ
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLKUtdEfkC
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2NGgrAWju
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q3nB3XQWv
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsW4z97Fqu
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphbJDjp973
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoqyDXz4tq
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlE4kmvnrl
「哇丫！哇丫！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuz6e3Pzzjp
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpr9bpxTGI
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn7dsEQ8uK
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhurzWAm6YK
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEg2uwT1KW
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOVvSg0rVM
場面怪異中帶D寒意…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM7hVBW646
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW3Ae1cOHM
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5wfWCbtFV
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZZEhzWYg9
「停止呼吸！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADuon9hFNg
「扮同類啦！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc5wuaI4Jn
「仲講，走啦！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbFop7KDw3
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxM9O2Xsez
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzfQLCdpq4
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKXj7XFsAx
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQIfDZER2j
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFqn0lZu2B
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK9x0ArddH
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdRJBxWImI
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsSFyNLahx
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgSBJYh7T9
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVgqI454EX
(呯嘭~！)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fnhQWteKa
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScY09mox1e
我頂！750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2gcWBrdsb
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAJEmi443M
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UVHnUxcPY
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC7fGeFkCp
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7mt5G5Cec
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0RNxdSO8g
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJXUPN1sY1
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU66UVjUeRs
「鳳凰擺架！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxShgYITZBv
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcxwd3atsG
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqP9EZ9Hli
「大波翻雲破！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ548OMBE4SU
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHdbgPDqbe
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dBtdm8tXz
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOEUKob93C
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PHtfAYZCn
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq468SMbh2
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzIv8ziJDx
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKAN7zufEq
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY95hC1lOmF
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwRXJqzfBz
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzloxuToRh
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCKjJnZgDM
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20JRZ6UrDy
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ7zJxua6x
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIXrto1WUx
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl9eMhm5Q5
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqdFy50E5m
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtYkG03At5
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq7rHlQ9rT
「判官？」我問。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yKqkMsywH
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjdZrUOa4g
(待續)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUvKdWqsUM
下集預告︰750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRx9GaNYPQ
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlc7DM5Hs6
