第053集 ~ 明︰阿公黐線鹹濕，連衫褲都剝埋！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzJOQoonhP
「光管陳」踏地請「鍾馗」，睇嚟佢同呢隻「骷髏武士」又一翻龍爭虎鬥喇！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJHfZBAvyP
不過作為人哋個孫，我梗係要睇咗自己阿公先啦，「鍾馗」就由阿輝佢講啦。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzJpfxZrUR
眼見「夜叉」佢已經唔係石像，而家飄起空中，喺正我哋前面，整個身體變得活生生咁，一頭長毛白髮，成隻怪物咁…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BlmdZ41tY
笑容又鬼死咁乞人憎，仲要居高臨下咁款，如果我夠料，又如果我到手，我肯定打到佢變粉餅。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUBkfoVYGm
阿公見到呢隻嘢，變得非常認真，我就咁睇埋去，真係高下立見，阿公當然係「下」啦，我都唔知佢點同人打？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZJffdRfLg
(嘭，嘭，嘭~！)692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqlqfpfFyp
「鍾馗」嗰邊似乎已經開拖，仲打到鬼死咁嘈，為咗保護大家我都造好咗「六字護身咒」。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡds8pE9Dq8R
「頂你咩，仲係六字，「大袋」都識做九字喇！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapEEorOVyY
「你識條腸咩！九脈齊發唔好聽丫嘛！打你嘅鬼啦！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyIaIX2hcD
「我真係交叉你個噢丫！我哋就打鬼，你就睇表演！？」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITDJIJjfZG
佢哋真係一D都唔識體諒人，其實我不知幾緊張大家，但係我更緊張我阿公丫嘛！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZVVBch9AS
自己之前已經對佢唔住，而家明知佢唔夠隻「夜叉」打，但係自己又幫唔到手，嗰種心情，又有邊個可以明白丫？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C5zW9XnF7
「夜叉」突然做出相撲手對陣嘅手勢，之後佢D白髮就直衝埋阿公度，我眼見阿公反應都嚟唔切就俾佢D白髮纏住咗，而家郁都郁唔到…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMrno1QArH
幸好，「光管陳」雖然疲於奔命，但仍能及時相救，使出一招「回旋式！」，銀劍旋轉飛來割斷白髮，幫阿公解困…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bcUQMyYag
但係就因為咁，「鍾馗」形勢由順變逆，「骷髏武士」借「鍾馗」空檔，連環幾刀將「鍾馗」打得連連避退，形勢十分驚險。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgfhjHCsy3
「汪~！汪~！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt51KI8g29
兩聲吠聲震壓全場鬼怪，就連「夜叉」一時間都俾佢壓制住。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SaCUwy49z
一隻龐大嘅白獅而家威風凜凜咁，佢似乎係嚟保護我哋嘅，但係…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIW0rRAZ5B
點解獅子會有狗吠聲嘅呢請問？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT6mj2cEBI
全場冇人答我，我亦唔好意思再問，只見被白獅打飛嘅石像鬼都一一打到「夜叉」身上，似乎無意中協助咗阿公。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT43BdGuVi
阿公終於定過神嚟，襯住「夜叉」被震壓住嘅呢一吓，佢立刻就使出一招「大波翻雲破」…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDszHiPhb4
阿公似乎帶住必死嘅決心去使出一連串必殺技，佢乘住「翻雲大波」衝向 「夜叉」…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYLy60aebv
嚟一招「翻雲旋風腿」，再一招「覆雨連環拳」打向「夜叉」，「夜叉」連中數百拳，我承認個「百」字係有D誇張…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BgPxOzKwc
但係，「夜叉」竟然…絲毫無損！？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7mFR4qwIs
雖然係咁，但係每當「夜叉」身中一拳，佢都會呻吟一聲，阿公亦似乎看到其中端倪，睇到佢嘅破綻…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyd19jF9jF
同時，阿公亦展露出我前所未見嘅淫笑，冇錯，就係好淫咁笑。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPu9wqVTtD
「原來你係「母夜叉」！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvz3uP2dJ1
呢聲一出，就如曙光初現，睇嚟阿公好有信心打敗到佢！但係，唔好意思，我又有問題…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxgTmF8c12
「母夜叉」雖然係女啫，但係佢咁醜樣，點解阿公可以淫笑得出呢？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a7F5rOc6p
係咪人老咗就唔理好醜，但求就手呢？我唔想我老咗變成咁啊！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IxkAhHa2W
阿公之後順理成章，連環幾個「大波龍爪手」爪向「母夜叉」胸前，只見「母夜叉」尷尬非常…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mUGEI7PDV
就連使勁嘅力都發唔到出嚟，只能一直後退回避，屈服於阿公嘅淫威之下。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02k22YgkiE
後面「單」一聲，唔知斷咗D乜，但係就…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcI7rXzgZh
「插~！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp4byuSthD
似係有D嘢從「鍾馗」嗰邊打橫飛嚟插入「母夜叉」後欄，佢痛起嚟，向前一震，同時中埋阿公嘅「大波龍爪手」…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgIJBkEtWj
「丫丫~」兩聲，銷魂入骨，聽到我都…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2b1yhKMVP
衰嘢都係唔講，後面再嚟地震咁款，我眼角見到一把金劍從地下浮出嚟…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cpmeXHBei
阿輝亦傻Q咗，無端端大嗌「大地鼓動！出嚟啦，大地神劍！」，咪住先？佢幾時識得召喚神劍嫁？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosYhwtdc2o
呢邊阿公依然死心不息，對人步步進逼，睇到我都想出手幫「母夜叉」解圍！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjiZFeF03h
嗰邊「鍾馗」大嗌「擎天式」，之後把金劍由下至上噴出嚟，直插入「骷髏武士」下陰…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1y2CBUUfc
我睇到咁，都忍唔住噤住自己下面，呢吓真係我都覺得痛！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLSjeVxbXr
點解D老人家總係咁重口味嫁？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ8otV431X
「骷髏武士」變成白灰，飛散於空中，睇嚟「鍾馗」已經贏咗「骷髏武士」…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HWIAtFgQX
但係，隨之而來嘅係一陣無名嘅恐懼感，空間霎時停頓，全場人都莫名奇妙咁動彈不得…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliVorUnjfB
只有阿公，一條淫到上腦嘅老人家，依然對「母夜叉」窮追不捨，呢D係咪就係所謂嘅向青春奔跑吧呢？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdf9S66joL
我而家都好想小倩喺我身邊…陪吓我啫，唔好諗衰嘢！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9zkuWHYt3
突然…「時~」一聲，呢聲之後，就係「哇呀」兩聲…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLCEYWkb2K
呢個慘叫，聲音震天，深深打入我耳裡面，再震到有心有肺，可以聽得出嗰種痛，非同小可…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnrNdQZB1b
遠處似係「光管陳」嘅聲講咗一句︰—692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVx0TgJtCY
「日本鬼王？酒吞童子！？」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIveoqO2YHY
「鬼王」二字一出，無限嘅絕望感隨之而來，唔通大家嘅人生就係咁玩完？突然…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90xotWxwe3
「呀~丫~吔媽嗲~呀！丫~！」呢幾嗲聲一出，全場恐懼感全消，隨之而來嘅係一身騷軟…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazbSmf1RFF
我轉頭一望，見到一個麻甩仔，唔通佢就係「酒吞童子」？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutsM9SIhxo
奇怪嘅係…佢同我哋一樣，全身顯得無力，之後佢就猶如熄咗部舊式電視一樣，「蕉~」一聲，就得返一點光，再之後就唔見咗人…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCkJum8IgW
「青頭仔」三個字不禁喺我腦中彈出嚟，「童子」二字亦的確非常貼切，不過唔理呢D喇，大家平安就好喇。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dhMvioUyh
我望返去阿公嗰邊，「母夜叉」原來已經俾佢雙手熊抱住，阿公佢仲剝晒衫褲添，攪乜啊？咁三級！仲要打出個咕咕，打返格仔先。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY3fj576Ns
之後佢大叫「辣手摧花」！阿公！可唔可以改返D正正常常嘅招式名啊！？692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHKqSQlpAw
「母夜叉」喺阿公心口度爆開咗，天上污雲隨即散去，四處亦變回原狀…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PgP66cimn
參拜嘅人都變返正常，就好似從來冇發生過之前嘅事一樣，就連我哋其他同學都只係覺得發咗場夢咁。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zzuyt9asX
「祥仔(即係「大袋」)，過嚟俾我睇吓你條頸。」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDDKEjEdFs
「奇怪喇？點解冇傷口嘅？」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCaaOG1OeY
「不過暫時都係算啦，大家冇事就好。」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDWZcrLeWF
「你哋四個放心啦，其他同學佢哋唔似你哋咁有跟我學過吓法，你哋睇到一秒廿四格嘅片，對佢哋嚟講只係睇到一格，所以感覺唔真實到連夢都不如，佢哋唔會覺得係乜嘅。」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jzzLga87b
「光管陳」對住我哋四個一連講咗幾句說話，我諗深一層，又覺得佢講得啱噃，D同學同行屍嘅行動，又真係好似跳片咁，但係…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIa7JJ9HBR
「黃仔」佢…佢諗聖經嗰時，段經文無斷過嫁喎，我另過去望一望佢側面，唔知點解…突然覺得好心寒…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrs3Oky7QE
不過算啦，佢應該只係條傻佬嚟嫁啫，應該係我諗多咗。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipj0iwyQWk
阿輝突然諗起話阿欣班機就到，佢話想去接機，但係我哋係一團人，老師點會俾佢咁做丫…692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMalje09DA
所以，佢同「光管陳」講咗，「光管陳」話幫佢接阿欣喎，不過前提係要大家快D離開呢度。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5KWIkFdZV
「阿公，你做乜剝晒衫褲啊？好肉酸啊！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3onwdt6X4a
「唔係丫！阿明阿公好健碩，身型好FIT啊！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH5Qxv8Lf8
「仲超醒添，好在有阿公你咋！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp5a5BKvXw
「係啊，頭先嚇死我啊。「光管陳」快D幫我接到阿欣就好喇。」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qRMfNpsbb
「你估我想嫁咩？你哋睇唔到咋！條八婆狼過我啊！兩三吓爪就整爛晒我D衫褲喇！」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjA4gxHMHR
「你估我信唔信你丫嗱？」692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfTkfheQ1g
班死仔喺度噤住嘴笑。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpye4p8NPGA
我哋就係咁，你一言我一語咁就離開咗呢度，先返酒店，再安排食晚飯。希望「光管陳」可以快D接到阿欣佢啦。692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPZKW9zHxt
(待續)692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgwTKTWuqc
下集預告︰692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUC6Lw1tjp
媽呢媽呢空，幫呢個女仔睇吓佢哋未來！692Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJB1uToOtN
