第068集 ~ 明︰阿公啊！點解啊？…13樓又乜事啊？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMuldzSfac
我呆咗咁，一直企喺大堂度，諗住小倩…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCrJKgIyfS
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到我回過神嚟，望一望四周圍，原來佢哋都已經走晒嚧…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWmXZcGZMH
淨係返得阿妮同「喪狗」喺度…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqWQyZP5YH
不過好快佢哋都諗住離我而去，阿妮佢竟然拉咗「喪狗」入…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNzwEkIbsf
殘廁！？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpgKaguVmJ
光天化日之下，竟然可以俾個咁靚嘅女仔強姦…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI6salMGMu
「喪狗」佢都真係行運行到腳趾尾喇。不過…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2jYEIPtnC
我竟然連呢D咁精彩嘅嘢都冇去八卦，不過其實點解佢哋唔好好地搵個房呢？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfBgVPVxri
唉…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVZBHVQdi0
我都冇心機理佢哋，之後，我就咁自己一個靜靜地搭(車立)返上12樓…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E8TBFJSIu
我突然諗到，不如去一去班衰仔個房睇吓，睇吓會唔會玩一陣，心情會好D啦。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vYsJefimL
點知去到門口，聽到佢哋好嘈，我已經唔想入去…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYRhw8FEfj
所以咪好自閉咁一個人返自己房諗住訓囉。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7yi2s9nMU
我去到自己房門口，聽到裡面有D雜聲…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5OolAlmlh
唔通係「細鬼」！？佢竟然咁乖咁早返房訓？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC5b7DpDCe
唔通佢都見到阿公？仲同佢傾緊計？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6APnhSLebR
我竟然有返D好奇心，所以我咪靜靜雞俟埋道門度偷聽囉…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuToq1tKcZ
「大波兄，你係咪傻咗啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPiOyd4kaf
「你唔好理我啦！我都係想完吓我嘅心願啫！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLncqDxIBt
原來係「光管陳」同阿公講緊嘢，仲有好似有少少激動咁添。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4pwUgWUDH
「咩心願啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCZrw1wzLd
「我得一粒孫，佢一出世，我就有個心願，就係想睇住佢成人。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImZmZpbKXj
「你都睇到佢而家十八歲啦，成咗人啦，做咩仲唔去投胎啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡed2jUEkvCm
聽到呢度，我覺得好愕然…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XAAdiJYSl
阿公唔係講過話佢下面識人，排咗個快期，一個月後先投胎咩？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfKSUuaEAd
「我講緊佢結婚啊！未結婚點算成人呢？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPxRSdhsMo
「結婚！？快極都要D時間啦！邊可能趕得切啊！加上你呢次唔去，可能要排期排到2047年嫁！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrXTVctxDt
「四十七年啫！我等得嘅！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAyHjE4E1f
「唉…你咁硬頸，睇嚟我都係勸你唔掂嫁喇…」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFv0RQIcgf
(嚓嚓~！嘭~！)727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0jDCr0XTR
我終於忍唔住，插卡，推門，衝咗入去！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k7gG7dtE0
「阿公！你…你傻嫁咩！？點解…點解要咁為我啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCcpvHo64y
我本來已經唔係好開心，仲要聽到阿公佢…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkqXvchqNo
佢為我而放棄投胎機會，我真係含住兩包眼淚…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7ZiYxcVuC
「你…你點解喺度嫁？你聽到晒？」阿公咁問，仲好快就諗住兜返添。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VF1m4fUAY
「哈哈哈哈，傻仔嚟嘅，我同你陳老師綵排嘅鬼節個話劇喳嘛，咪當真先得嫁，我講過…」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDVeIZArPb
「唔係囉，阿明你都聽到晒啦，我都勸佢勸到冇力喇，你嚟啦！」「光管陳」突然插嘴。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Beu1bfWH
「哎吔，呢個時候你先嚟踢爆我，我…」阿公講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9GJHPYS13
「唔關「光管陳」事，你究竟最遲幾時要投胎啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTFQ1o9y8X
我緊張到乜都唔理喇，連「光管陳」三個字都講咗出嚟。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgkiUirHKu
「Eee…」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNRyKleHEX
「講啊！」我含住眼淚咁大嗌。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt4GrSHTmU
「明仔啊，唔好咁惡鬧公公啦，講咪講囉，聽晚搭正凌晨啊，離而家仲有成日嫁！」阿公佢咁回應。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6wFuYMJBQ
「咁好啦，而家你返去下面等啦。」我冷靜咁回應佢。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc7YYUInJF
「咪住先！咦…」阿公突然大嗌，仲好專心咁望住我個樣。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb818fAAUC0
「你係咪要我後悔一世啊！？」我繼續鬧阿公。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRuclm8ZsZ
「鳳初兄，你睇吓明仔個樣。似唔似啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58NxFEgwju
「似唔似D咩啊？」我講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs68SE3K5L
「咦，係噃！你個衰仔眼犯桃花，面泛紅光咁，係咪識到女仔啊？」「光管陳」問我。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbyr8ujDxJ
「你…你…你哋又知嘅？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJr2hW55n1
「睇你個姣樣就知啦！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnGmX0cYHe
「咁…咁又點啫？你都係要去投胎啊！唔好叉開話題！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0ZnXlSL18
「我唔制啊！聽日之前你要介紹你女朋友仔我識，唔係我就唔投胎！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPg7dhN4jl
阿公竟然咁講，我有D尷尬，不過如果真係可以，我都真係想做得到。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwDyo63zOJ
「好！好啊！哈哈哈哈！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JILP8KPqP
連「光管陳」都幫嗌「好」，我點可以唔應承丫，但係…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSi2WRCPIi
小倩佢會唔會…我可唔可以…唉…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlvDDwjo5e
………727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAlCDbcbjo
(嘭~！)727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7qwp4jIir
我哋道門突然被打開…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtxWjsSWJZ
「喂！大件事喇！有嘢睇啊！」原來係「細鬼」。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROezelyawE
「你又闖咩禍啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zl3z8zqEY
「唔係啊！頭先我見到一大班傳教士上咗13樓啊！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB376IfpP1G
「你點知啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqhcG1H2sf
「我頭先去買鹹書，點知見到大堂好多西人，成大班傳教士想密謀做嘢咁，咪走去偷聽佢哋做乜囉，點知原來佢哋一早約好咗話要上13樓驅鬼喎，仲有添啊，原來成日喺樓下嗰兩個西人好有來頭嫁，係歐洲數一數二嘅驅鬼大師嚟嫁，而家佢哋同3樓﹑6樓班傳教士一齊上晒13樓啊！你哋去唔去睇吓啊？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2VMW872qk
「你有咁好英文聽得咁詳細明白咩？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlfAkXQioU
「第二樣嘢我唔敢講，我三歲就睇AV，畢身志願就係要做AV男優，所以英文同日文，簡直就係我母語！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKdOp620TV
「希望你有志者，事竟成啦吓！我哋一齊上去睇吓啦！不過等等…」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiSt3r27AG
「大波兄，你唔好上去，有我得嫁喇！你係鬼，我驚節外生枝啊！」「光管陳」講完之前嗰句，另轉身同阿公講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmzyeUbQOf
「OK！咁你幫我睇住明仔。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxOau2xJsl
「細鬼」睇唔到阿公，佢個樣好奇怪「光管陳」做緊乜。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6TPzK0RKT
「出發啦！望！有乜好望啫！？喂，係啊！唔好同其他人講，我哋幾個上去就好！」「光管陳」向住「細鬼」講。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xBTO2u5kI
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我哋諗住行樓梯上去，但係原來呢度後樓梯係冇樓梯嘅，真係講出嚟都有D怪。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06E4gwz5hk
但係…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9T6wAB2F9
唔知點解「光管陳」做個手印之後，樓梯就出現咗喇…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg00QIlZDd
我哋就係咁行呢條樓梯上去…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQazsORjy8
一上到去，我就見到…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7XNKX1N6z
呢層嘅環境好奇怪，冇房嘅，係一個圓型好大嘅大廳…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eupyQT3uV
似係俾人團體活動用嘅地方，就連燈光都好似「的士高」咁…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRhNUVKj1h
而家喺我哋前面嘅係一大堆背住我哋嘅傳教士。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlrJgUP6S0
我喺傳教士人罅中望出去，見到佢哋對面就係一大堆…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE6FIMJJly
鬼怪！？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGnJFEfcSh
有幾隻典型白衣長髮女鬼，有D有角嘅裸男，有D螢光青色飄吓飄吓嘅靈魂…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PBTVHm8fO
仲有好多好多隻唔同嘅鬼怪，而傳教士們就好似做好作戰準備咁，每人都手執一本聖經，或者攞住個十字架…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkEutsF1a8
但係奇怪嘅係，D鬼怪完全冇理佢哋，繼續自己…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyZ0FI4vFO
似乎係享樂緊，佢哋好似平凡人咁玩緊喳嘛，冇乜問題丫。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVIe7n83kq
呢度好大，傳教士同D鬼怪有D距離…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTq3S6kTeQ
「喂，阿明，你睇到D乜啫，點解好似咁凝重咁嘅？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OD7KAdF4y
「細鬼」咁問，我先記得，原來佢未開法眼，睇唔到D鬼怪，我亦都因為咁，諗到點解D鬼怪見唔到班傳教士喇！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimxxz2VJKE
係因為「隱身咒」啊！我估傳教士係用咗唔知乜方法做咗D同「隱身咒」一樣效果嘅嘢。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGBwwRAVLy
咦，傳教士出手喇喎…佢哋…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoe1QjGn9v
唔係用聖經，唔係讀經文，係揸住D銀棒…追住D鬼怪嚟打…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nfqqBnFLn
「哇丫~！哇丫~！哇丫~！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqPNMg94tJ
「丫~！丫~！丫~！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX2j2MGiMs
「嗚哇~！嗚哇~！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM7Jn3ebOv
一遍哀號，全場…感覺…都好奇怪…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wWEw3NmZ9
我本來以為只有鬼怪會去破壞人類嘅和平，但係…原來…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACqbA8Noyc
人類都會咁樣對待鬼怪…我唔知呢堆鬼怪有冇做過咩錯事，但係…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbyvcJvL2s
我而家親眼所見…呢堆傳教士…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIIoUQpqLo
根本唔係我所認識嘅人類…我突然覺得好心寒…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnGbagIELo
亦都覺得班鬼怪好慘…我真係好想去救佢哋…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0WtFdARGL
「黐線架？黐線嫁！」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BdLNKfHcp
我真係衝咗前去，推走D傳教士，仲阻咗佢哋打D鬼怪。點知…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUMIidMxwO
呢班西人，連…連我都打埋，其中四個將我監生噤喺地下…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrZ6lMIT5G
再衝咗一個埋嚟，成支銀棒向我兜頭打落嚟！727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nDkBUTq9H
(啪~！噗~！碰~！躂~！嘭~！)727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt85h9rV5aS
「光管陳」五吓將佢哋打開晒。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLPnoeG3eP
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QRxNSc1UC
我只係相信一樣嘢，鬼不犯我，點解我哋要犯佢哋啊？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDJPqic0ag
(待續)727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5tGSmu0kN
下集預告：727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIrHoCLTE5
到我醒返之後，我發現自己唔知身處喺邊…727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHp8a2hRfF
