第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVXIFkNPnL
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7rCXEHjAc
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UcRSBriYZ
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDtJGYesTZ
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa9NSJMki8
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkkfGzH4V4
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3VB0ovBh8
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bsIxgNhZQ
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywKasAuOib
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVIzDh2mQ2
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxHCAHxsw9
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i7cR7vISn
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5NAj9Pmhe
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdXdHCUybM
「大師兄！？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZpqVRqqgb
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ04cHcbbao
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIGw7EuJPM
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2D6XLiOMX
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsgh1DLfxL
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYOr4dvMAd
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfx6yBPcj9
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht09PLeubd
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfjrPV7uL4
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFdFSNRGAF
妖。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTORzD9QOxH
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyO0Bx2aFy
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhywHOh0B7
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI4ksR4oen
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDZXo6AsOR
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKsCeaUdrE
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8iyU7dbDR
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t4cdMtxMe
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLnujf6ntR
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekKSZuN8pe
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BPRcPYjq6
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu90RzhLjO
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzcuvejSG9
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SKQshKeKp
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRpfXOHUpl
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g4M6CgN88
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXypwE5a85
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXBWvwcTwU
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr85MeqDRV
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dXwTZ3w1T
咦，唔係噃！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtgQRnqZFa
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlkN4SDPAe
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvFkWvdlE0
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubnZJJGfBP
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAslAlBwrOI
「河童」收完水就咁講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fQcMGpGqm
「河，童，水，炮！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL0FR4VwnA
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GBRVVpF1a
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaKjqckkTm
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEQr7CmAs4
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuGECchoPE
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGihdi3qIcS
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCGzE7dIUI
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZMdKDOJfj
成班西人仲暈晒添。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAi3HPjDQ4
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BD50mo2SZ
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFJft04cp6
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF7tiCLs5h
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9FSH2zFhB
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNp2xOVj8B
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJbNQYVghV
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcVNJscI6T
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED09ePGdQb
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo0mqYa6RU
………687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbIXAreK32
返到落去…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOEelGGvfa
「救命啊！救命啊！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6w6TZyimf
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGUlbRZxEC
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XucKGz1lV
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1G5EyMdBe
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygyhf2UWHj
「丫~！丫~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwb4T21Tge
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMELHLkRRe
「丫~！丫~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6QIpuFJvE
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMbUCE7yY2
「丫~！丫~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2DUiTJMLJ
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh1TvwNHmf
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb1Fc4l75d
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFc4FgGzCH
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdCTkJGPEe
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdHuHLPwh0
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygNLCnrrkw
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU97dCq9TCF
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqZ3NYK8cm
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqwPFMtLX6
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7kZW27HlF
係阿輝啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5mHZbVWdy
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0LZ3t4Uzd
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdjJtAWbwQ
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJD6t8jeNQ
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IRi0gX5wN
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghanEowFtt
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0IzBb0hw6
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYYKQJKT0U
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfux9vrDPt
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaax9l3zkv8
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoQ9Sw1F1f
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREHmdor6fE
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUybpUiP5T
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpi9oYQlaB
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT5VfFH1Vr
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8jS5C2mlL
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzKdUjL11H
(待續)687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd94VLKi8D4
下集預告︰687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysWuvYWl49
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14nhlnCeLf
