第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6c7WZYA8A
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypBf3VGIEw
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1XyeU0IIV
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F3Eyb9neM
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXdsDRRkSn
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf2cnJWmRJ
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4MtGuoWQ2
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YkDU5bzDN
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQR8meKiyv
佢啤住我一陣…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIlxnbUd9K
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvLHGe5Mpe
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5DKkFpSc2
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejUzNbgfQZ
「係啊！吹咩！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmN1GwLUe2
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiSWejN24q
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWqxj3OorD
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQryY4Dj294
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6R9Qsz4su
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gHNbxtu7j
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0011S8eVBg
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfzq7Mp3uh
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiWVgRGeCH
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuNbOR0hyj
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx3XvF6nCu
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCC3qTStrF
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgB8hAn7zR
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9rIM890so
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYkLUYctYW
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO6Xe1nV0H
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcL0YOR5h0
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuqMjnqz9b
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rk18xJXAz
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC4F78m2xk
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI29KfZKA8h
「不過咩啊？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY0TmJLcXs
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEPFSUbm5I
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawEWHscGTF
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoIJpmQaYo
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRCfJaZoaP
「喺我個胃度！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG6PYMWb5O
「我真係…」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sPJpEWZCb
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ8LDZENjb
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxnVgYLgVr
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjSPDHXKa2
「井底！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4JI5AV5By
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGOiNn31KL
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFx0TdbMcv
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHMN1wsbYq
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjmAeb0jT3
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI6UHvFcy8
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsgbo52ved
「你去死啦！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoZAdv5mF7
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVzRWlRynA
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaLPnkbI3k
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy61Ar6Xds
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZuCDwXYOS
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwaHQsHvCR
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9ydCejRPj
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB3W2a5c77
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEIw168Rcg
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsn7rHqYqp
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjOagbIbVV
「乜事啊？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUayptYmJl
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzcWyFkPhx
「吓！哇丫！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW83cZVYn81
………700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWWadSs1Fg
我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FXcSGD3Nr
「十里洋腸！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCHDqDy1Px
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFongGWcLhI
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdiauekIOV
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PfsvbXGRv
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2QJnEmOyw
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHpOwJNbKT
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNB4NRzQYmf
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLuyXB3QrP
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL8uTPTplZ
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazyKHpPJbT
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasLNSZNo46
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIkCHR7Spx
「呢度！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmU2fjufXv
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOXUtxvSFL
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1FyU3sdgP
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSI2QyI2Ux
我差D就穿煲…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpw46091wd
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0y8BBesav
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjw92XlIKE
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9xyf5KVcm
定係…我要喺度死呢？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRMPaThVS6
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9IFyfX3pY
我再行上前一睇…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiZG9Tmdbw
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y36yKybiK
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuC1lGU7oL
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO84HfrXgR
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpDmaYCPjA
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRRDrse9QI
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8Gpce2F1L
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIlOejWPG0
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq86tQDodSZ
「知道！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKr2BVmwRQ
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdlRUXVMLF
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZOL3aACdU
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHLl6flaRS
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbpRUhBmJQ
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g9oNMzHh5
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXaeGuhP59
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkoToaYXhH
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxSkZGgIhC
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sx4jZpb8o
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD0K68v2lD
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3LKFnekT1
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7amz9tNMu
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikZL8jspyA
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL15ez6A0g8
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfNCsI7diq
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIZfnLgrnH
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F8BwrN1Ly
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmAMi2ht3D
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWDUQnb5ue
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVNa8pT0yU
(待續)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQckrGlT00
下集預告︰700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBfCnWc7hC
「天，馬，行，空！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVE8B02GLV
