第008集 ~ 明︰咩話?「光管陳」你唔係教英文嫁咩?1031Please respect copyright.PENANAa0mzSBZlX2
我呆咗,識咗「光管陳」咁耐,佢從未試過咁同我講嘢,阿輝佢哋見到我咁嘅樣都笑咗出嚟。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAh89ZV8Bazt
「撞咗咩嘢啊?」我問「光管陳」。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAd1A9uoR4uz
「哪喳嘢啊。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAOl8M4ZRoff
「Eee…冇嘅,不過喺飛機度發咗個惡夢啫。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANA9VFfLWAvGv
我見咁多同學喺度,唔敢直接講。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAx8qeksVT0g
「光管陳」坐低咗喺我旁邊,班死仔喺度陰陰嘴笑。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAw0IaQH8qGj
「咩惡夢啊?講嚟聽吓。」「光管陳」佢好認真咁問我。1031Please respect copyright.PENANA1MeFhX7LIL
講真丫,佢問我,我真係唔想答,成日上堂用英文串我,不過依家,我真係好想搵個人同我分擔吓我嘅恐懼,所以…1031Please respect copyright.PENANAKGCOw1fdgQ
我講咗我喺飛機上面發嗰惡夢俾佢聽,班死仔,有D喺度笑,有D又插嘴,有D驚埋一份,但係唔知做咩,佢哋竟然好專心咁聽…1031Please respect copyright.PENANAtshdn5E85Q
聽書都唔見佢哋咁用心,聽到阿輝抓我膊頭整醒咗我嗰度,大家都以為我講緊笑咁。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAMMJK9Qe11b
「淨係得呢個夢?仲有冇其他嘢?」「光管陳」聽完之後問。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAvqjmaa6QUz
我望望班死仔,佢哋個樣唔同晒,好似真係好想聽咁,個(車立)嗰度D嘢我已經冇講…1031Please respect copyright.PENANAsYJTU1RegO
「上車嗰度係誤會,我自己(火羅)皮啫,你哋都知發生咩事啦,但係頭先我返到房,唔小心整爛咗個喼,裡面有張黑色嘅符?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANABSeA6lH4VI
我未講完,仲想講落去,但係「光管陳」突然好緊張好大聲咁插嘴埋嚟…1031Please respect copyright.PENANAVY5LhamgA3
「黑色嘅符﹗?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAAAvr0EmDGM
我及咗吓頭,佢望咗望大家,之後講︰1031Please respect copyright.PENANAMYz068AwP5
「喔,冇嘢嘅,總之有咩事,記得即刻嚟搵我,同埋記得帶校章。」佢之後指咗幾吓班死仔。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAFhajtyxVKs
「你,你,你哋做咩唔帶?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAuRrflf0uXm
「帶嚟有咩用啊?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANA1K2V5EU1ve
「個校章可以保護你哋。」「光管陳」答。1031Please respect copyright.PENANA4ePz7NEGJu
「保護我哋!?防彈架?校章可以護到我哋D乜?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAL8z6TUg3sW
「呢D係護身符,我作過法嫁。」「光管陳」衝口以出。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAroA46OLbRn
「作過法!?唔係呀,你係咪陳Sir嚟嫁?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAGeZPCLYuvB
「Eee…唔係我作法,係我覺得出外旅行,求個平安都好,攞咗呢D校章去拜過神。」「光管陳」個樣有D尷尬。1031Please respect copyright.PENANA4QRVcoGeIx
「拜神!?你死喇!我哋係天主教學校,你去拜神,好在校長去咗廁所,唔係你份工……」班死仔笑住講。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAnHXO2aqPtk
「黃仔」係個虔誠嘅天主教徒,佢原來一直都喺度聽緊我哋講嘢。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAZUbOZfj284
「陳Sir,你做咩嘢啊?拜神即係拜偶像,會教壞D學生嫁。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANA5OHerWtyx8
「光管陳」望住「黃仔」,個樣好尷尬咁。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAlSHhfZ2uiq
「哈哈,唔好意思,我俾阿明感染咗,傻咗添,不過有D嘢寧可信其有。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAf0qYtQ4o89
佢望望「黃仔」,再對住我哋講︰1031Please respect copyright.PENANAJl3LmhR2hD
「如果大家有十字架喺身嘅,當然用十字架啦,識得背聖經更好,不過如果唔記得經文,又冇十字架喺身,就試吓用我呢個手勢啦,你哋都跟我做丫。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAW24cxCN7Ol
「咁樣,雙手合埋,中指向上,點喺額頭度,呢個係「護身咒」。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAt5MXIn8mtv
「咁分開手會點啊?」我問。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAWN32d9BmTB
「拿!」班死仔一齊舉起中指對住我。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAaL5Y8LwcGp
「我諗你會明白D哪喳嘢見到你咁做佢會點做。」「光管陳」拍拍我膊頭。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAdC6lXNyT3t
「OK,我明。」我啤住班死仔。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAGKXv9VsVUb
「動作一樣,食指,呢次係食指向上,點喺額頭度,呢個係「隱身咒」。」「光管陳」再講。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAT1mCz1LKGT
「呢個動作,得閒唔小心都會做到,點會隱到身啊?」我問。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAjKbn2LEFEq
「唔係真係隱形,係D哪喳嘢會見唔到你。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAhOVS79dZK6
「喔,但係有護身咒,仲要隱身咒嚟做咩啊?」我再問。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAtkBGdkHJ4t
「唔好講D哪喳嘢,如果有件「豬扒」鍾意咗你,死跟你,你會想用邊種咒啊?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAM374MpOwQR
「OK,我明。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAWYUgm4bPc1
食完飯,諗住走喇…1031Please respect copyright.PENANABeE4lr282I
「頭先我唔想嚇親D同學,所以冇講,黑色嗰道符,其實係召鬼符。放呢道符喺你度嘅人想害你,仲想害死你。」「光管陳」突然搭住我膊頭細細聲驚死人知咁講。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAMUsKUTP8x5
我呆咗一陣,之後…1031Please respect copyright.PENANA5hNhRK7zhY
「咁我可以點啊?」好急咁問。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAO3tQx2NV2k
「光管陳」諗咗一諗,另咗另頭,之後好似諗通咗D嘢咁。1031Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZYmLz5tY0
「首先唔使驚,道符你放咗喺邊?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAfOOqGydhDn
「我同「細鬼」個房個垃圾筒度。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAYdX4ZNKtij
「你係上咗機先發現有唔妥?」1031Please respect copyright.PENANADmIu6zVSXh
「係啊。仲有D嘢頭先冇講,我出嚟之前閂房門嗰吓,我聽到D嘢,好似係恐嚇我嘅咁,好似話咩「返去個房度你就知死」嘅咁,但係我唔肯定係咪真。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANASl9NQMNW3U
「落咗機,揸住D行李嘅時候冇嘢家嘛?」「光管陳」咁問。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAFeb5E7ZGHV
我另另頭回應。1031Please respect copyright.PENANA9SzSrilbWO
「你而家唔使驚,總之返到去,有唔妥,你即刻去323號房搵我。」「光管陳」再講。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAWIRosLNoB4
「323﹗同我1201差幾遠啊?有事嘅話,我仲夠時間去搵你咩?」我好無奈。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAwyFE1N30t7
「光管陳」攞咗佢部「3210」出嚟,拍拍我膊頭。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAlzfmkmiV5e
「得嫁喇,記住帶校章同我教你嘅手印,你電話幾多號?我打一次俾你,你記住。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANA6ax0Y1uGl3
「我部電話冇漫遊。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAuoLiBzN91T
「咁你跑快兩步啦。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAJWDlVu2J1g
佢見到「黃仔」望住佢,即刻咁講︰1031Please respect copyright.PENANAsDSS7HGVX0
「記得帶十字架同聖經,最好帶埋耶穌添啊。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAdh2F4QsxQR
估唔到平時咁嚴肅嘅「光管陳」竟然變成咁「平易近人」喎。1031Please respect copyright.PENANAjuLsNKSbWV
(待續)1031Please respect copyright.PENANA7hFF3D7ebE
下集預告︰1031Please respect copyright.PENANAWYiifI7Eoh
「…親眼睇住「龍居士」,一手喺個黐線佬個頭度扯隻女鬼出嚟。」1031Please respect copyright.PENANAv7GBDG2Xb2