第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRfYZ4EbgG
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoHAn74XTF
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2B5sqAgWa
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLzLVGrM0s
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5NFiMLoQz
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9QE9MVyVz
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1Vi9tSzs8
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZwHu5Jdiu
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4K9CDcgUo
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzEKfVUDmo
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInB2jhWBoT
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37TySn5XgZ
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWzYKm91C0
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfLF8zpylh
「衰仔！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujIbn1T2j8
「哎吔！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL5FlIiKG6
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjKwJVdtis
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCK2Noi7Mt
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xMvcsjPl4
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZMPf39c5o
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmndhXoJ13H
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaqjfSzaZ6
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOLQJGkQGy
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHP5OgcPPlf
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZcPO8RZXh
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYBuMVfEcq
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CjFhT061h
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG7SJZeXwW
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoS7P6tVv5X
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduf5ZgUG3b
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sT0iBvdFd
「鳳初兄啊！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOXTmblk8n
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwhzNS0BRV
「阿龜兄！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xthY7X36w
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyMcIEC5ib
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6XgFdRGUy
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8ExbQuM40
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJzDvKKVJl
………780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTGYGLZotS
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzDb7UjrMG
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfABCkHOiMD
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYWi3ZjPyr
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxFjBgSJHO
「大家準備好未？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr3hhQW9yU
「等陣！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr4EFGuviF
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpju0dTGXm
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYgxK1uATX
我好快就去完出返嚟…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwQvT5vnrx
「得喇！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIFxxWszcb
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKaRrAiZv2
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ006hD2m5t
「等等！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcNiNxwPm5
「又咩啊？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYYipu6GYt
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuwzhH7VAR
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaabJTKJWq
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMvXEThPmg
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx289jQzpm7
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEabPTTQob
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf0ceS2Df6
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUilRl7li7
「哇~！丫~！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTxyn4nOCx
………780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bLinGeHTO
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2OgvpUG5m
「到達！仲有時間剩！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaggas09iez
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlo8GZ7JlZ
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUg8mXpec0
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKthESgtf8J
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66w5PjDz8u
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB37fu0INJQ
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXV8A9wPmg
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTh5REYIw5
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1hvs0mCri
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeuiX5b3JX
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO3fFqPhKC
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg86tBhtJW
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkiSlBcDD9
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDX6t3uW1b
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DAvA0p0hM
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8duIMlEQm
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyguXAsMCH2
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GstxMkzUM
我同阿公都係同病相憐…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0NRBGqiHJ
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OwvMoLCDH
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAI9OlyQxg
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswFWl4U2N0
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZQ7LjUJuT
「井底之蛙？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOZW5IkuRD
佢行咗埋嚟…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8hPRtwkjA
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD3tw5Nq4x
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzYYMlEjLW
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmIDO8oBWe
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qUNmOyZ8E
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75i0aZUzrz
「咪住！」我大嗌。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzlZHs5Qea
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdnvVOmK1Z
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8DpnJTdpP
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNuFfkvwLj
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuDZW1cFLQ
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt5csdTwgq
…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfW6lo1NAeV
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGh2j3lUCh
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83L1pUeXIG
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV70gANxXh
「死喇，冇利是封添。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSMUDPWg3z
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNJ0mVflKI
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9DWfc8zbC
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUs5MrY8td
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOxqsdhQfR
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVTCkQ6OuU
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WQD3PtGH7
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndHH6QIJlw
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjsdnanPGA
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxbEhKzn7W
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJQJvnULrX
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3vQWP3wj2
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFumWrC8oY
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbBA1URNZw
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2K9FQc0o1
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdUKcNsbiU
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn34Evb1Y1y
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N24Bh3wVJ
(待續)780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7B3fPV3T3u
下集預告︰780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghRucT7SEv
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGRQl3HQ4B
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWT25tXoRV
