第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡommuXaq8jw
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1e4UL0SjO
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlZdIPv6nP
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO3EHGtyuh
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEw4cbWolp
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDDilrRoJJ
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNzXuErQWA
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEQb0GPkXI
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aSeBJY9l7
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33W4GvgRfS
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgThK7s2RmU
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf6zbZbigo
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA6ZHnph40
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesIWy0jnHq
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZEpt4g2xd
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbhOTOLpge
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJNcxMrUBQ
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbNQyuZoo9
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag5FrggEJL
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDOwijmsS3
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Vkt46EgB
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH35ekeb1uK
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvAohUvcIW
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfWZC7KOuy
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDzGQJo5Qo
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvraR43sJO
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkJ7qFqLSI
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EvgMnI7aF
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv5rwogcl8
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETPFyoj6Bv
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx22SckJIv
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9nrQHEG4j
「係我哋啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIumQozbJV
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c9iH50KLf
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVNTRNbrMA
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAz2LVAxsE
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUnRra9Dxw
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EDYD1dcsb
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSJ8Fua2KZ
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5i9Y3hriG
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGqfug4qDW
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOmcVovuHT
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZByqPZm7h
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffwzPC7BIr
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmBAkWalhH
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4wdeDI28W
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1iK95BTHy
「感覺還可以。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirfLvqim0X
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s5Mz5OQzH
「最多咪輸！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xFapibkP4
「你會唔會太天真啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iQhZzZABc
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXXcMJrwrs
「邊有得贏丫！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8knYfy2TT
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQqlgAGc31
「妖，你去死啦！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVdqGTCAuZ
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CjMzHquai
「好~~~」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xqR1ibLdV
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0b4OHcuyg
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwd9O4tuFy
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqYzreoe8L
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3sMKlsGNU
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5vG0tIsJI
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0dtkVvdT3
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtEV0g4izP
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiAEzkFupr
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQGH6QIZnQ
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGu5saFPE6
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIWhokICDm
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChEAXlyytb
阿明突然舉手。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96QOSrIBrA
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DPulhVNqC
王老師望一望出面…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6umIILyPw
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAtoDl20B4
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNCX5t1sy7
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6XgyGeg7k
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2Dk3skKGs
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3kP8rgFux
輝輝，好英啊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb2hMiZmOK
佢哋之後走咗入場…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8LLhvQiRJ
(咇~~~！)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTvxrGvFa7
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ7nHFuD4R
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUdp3UNI1r
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuzMdxPTeo
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRpu3YpvW8
點解佢向上踢嘅？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjc2YtN5I8
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MbbTStSPy
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85QNYhmNCM
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OhG02GbC9
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36C44ohrM0
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyxrWqnwYK
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG30H92xqt7
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yUqufQRHv
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspUuUQbbZE
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cuaNwez7z
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmqOJsYjNi
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX42DYAmas0
(嘭~！)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxa24dlFzB
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZR6NrOBxH
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW5I2ngR9W
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGjWlA1VYU
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcInb3geX4C
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WPdRan6bq
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgsGlvIhdI
「邊樣嘢啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY2Vs3vfBC
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp1tgZy2xY
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyBRy0Dy38
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyyfZRILhW
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJNMFdlpdC
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgt9B2OnZbU
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1yGZVTaaF
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DXNhsWCxc
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iIIKLlaVC
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WeknJrnUT
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgQcjKfJqF
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0cnJWnB52
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm3pK45HEK
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuxcWygkAA
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZMAunLZHL
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgRtWDkXpq
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4olD53KiQ
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXhcXwxCyU
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsSC3jfIUW
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi24M6wMn5q
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZGM87Nt4y
至於出面…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvidzY8kKm
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkPCX52SUo
………769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfe5AbmST0
突然，全場靜晒，因為…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctrWexeZ6J
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavHbdnSMLS
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgixXjBuICw
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