第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsQSrckv5M
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIYW4IOlq8
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2ggqou3nL
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNxkWv8iUI
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFRBksOJ4k
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OqHbC6IxJ
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVzSmHUAOk
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL2CdGjgbp
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvenr6VbVa
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwUCdXAOf1
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIHIj8YsHe
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC9lzWz661
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvdnrrZp8c
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJEUxIDTqV
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmoJX0kNOJ
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjV9M5fhby
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrP1z4p7FOc
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HAWb8jpHK
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl1Xoi8w6I
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZX5c7Rj01
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkN1QNQBGr
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP5Lvx2pcA
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENZcztROyD
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszibRqmIL4
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtizDksR8pX
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjcDQUdh9k
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7pLJ9uOzE
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxLKPw4wTM
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsRoTqmhdK
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7iyuOdpwD
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvofSnPo8y
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcwohdn8QX
「係我哋啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeZl15om3t
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm5SExDPMG
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGAHf67AIM
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDWflN1SeA
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tDb7Ol6d7
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3LndCe43U
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x9yBzMrkT
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMf2oTawBbk
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iwcNgmGHi
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQyukBjvkK
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZFBVSntMr
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5XQmvTHU0
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROeE34e7xP
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM3KpxtX5L
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxq6hOzVs2
「感覺還可以。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGaGkfGPn8
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MoisYVG5o
「最多咪輸！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7zGh7qHsN
「你會唔會太天真啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgNZNtCw69
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctUYXYB4Mk
「邊有得贏丫！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfm1FnTnnM
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsixZQSSR1W
「妖，你去死啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UzvRq4gZQ
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhynTTlH4b5
「好~~~」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uT9PcsuHR
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5qDAFoZNx
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvIn78qOvb
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFfPRb8Jmo
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18CEw7BHz9
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd5hhVW7Tm
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2kVvjgahv
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1p1KeO3TN
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0AGHlmdbn
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLVPlljxSw
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHnXEGBzLD
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrqOz8s5xF
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HDNG8wKir
阿明突然舉手。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qvClVJBiL
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayHovCpzgJ
王老師望一望出面…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEnePXWhp1
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rWWbqLk9Z
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoUOK3hhot
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlvoPHioLk
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5so4fCitrS
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbg0Pm6WVq
輝輝，好英啊！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqicKq0iGi
佢哋之後走咗入場…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIAsRP36bv
(咇~~~！)744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXAJKKa2ax
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr755YIqe4
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aLOBm1eyk
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtRSUW5SAR
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoTKBMxysA
點解佢向上踢嘅？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAsRjJMfjt
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakxaPtNeN4
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKsR4xwD4J
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X8LFlPn5r
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWP6jFRzVs
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbgvXuXBu9
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WkQhnTkcI
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij4K9axapG
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zhnOHSH6e
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhJb1oIaIx
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7j82Uyj05
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KSixnvvp4
(嘭~！)744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixtOGN5Y5u
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMug8ivVmbk
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI5GhvPp5F
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n3B56Een7
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BctSfFifd
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ9JoHDGNh
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LZb1tqOxD
「邊樣嘢啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGbx2NjkUi
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxncwPoa9oW
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpq4S7XBFI
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxwsi0jO9k
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpUr9VQVwI
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk8NESOrPJ
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbTr14foTz
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykHoJ2IvYE
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72B25P53el
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFNpwgU7Uc
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC5raVKo5z
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqYAiTscha
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEdCBUb02J
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQdSRi12aD
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CYVaWawla
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3faI7qobcb
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp07FQuHHu
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivAmzl8wu1
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivEKPKwDit
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc68bFJOPL
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Eu5hjV5na
至於出面…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5cfTFlRuB
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkNA5sBv4M
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突然，全場靜晒，因為…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u2l2schZs
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LzSWX09AI
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSE0dVSJw6
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rmcst0sMb
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehzjuphsN6
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