第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先,等我入波啦!596Please respect copyright.PENANAvvgIH1m1IQ
(幾時追返我條時間線啊?!)596Please respect copyright.PENANAf6wU8nlCbc
「係喇!係喇!而家咪追囉!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAsjG4VlpGlq
………596Please respect copyright.PENANApmaaTo8256
阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我,我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…596Please respect copyright.PENANAF6cWvUAV3V
(又話追?!)596Please respect copyright.PENANAlMSonU2hPv
「咁我最多都係跑啫,唔係跳丫嘛,點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫!最多咪講快D囉!」596Please respect copyright.PENANALYi1LlBDZL
(咁你快D啦!)596Please respect copyright.PENANAoSqKzVB1lu
OK,講返喺地府呢邊先…596Please respect copyright.PENANAaa8a3dI9aF
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗,喺呢個時候…596Please respect copyright.PENANAfRBezNxAfB
當然係第一時間拆利是啦!596Please respect copyright.PENANA73fyQmwn8r
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇,上集都有講,冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅!不過,阿公…596Please respect copyright.PENANAWNFzZZHHuk
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封,唔會係報紙呱…596Please respect copyright.PENANAFiNdxuBk6S
如果係,我肯定…596Please respect copyright.PENANAWyEoZytHd2
唉,都係算啦,睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…596Please respect copyright.PENANAEBwwe80gDz
「吓!?聖經箴言!?敬畏耶和華是知識的開端!?」596Please respect copyright.PENANA34v7apZRuW
我無奈到唔識講嘢,但係…596Please respect copyright.PENANAZNxrBsoAxT
咦,後面有堆字噃!596Please respect copyright.PENANAXr3bceQkCi
有一大段嘢,因為太多字,所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…596Please respect copyright.PENANAinS21IG4x1
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人,終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…596Please respect copyright.PENANAn8ITUWP8EH
佢自創咗一套神功,翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…596Please respect copyright.PENANAOBNKKYBSFp
希望我可以參透其中奧秘,用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪,但係…596Please respect copyright.PENANASC7WxAAYpx
我頂!唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦,臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁,仲化化地添,點睇啊?596Please respect copyright.PENANA3xUf5vd7qw
唉,阿公真係…596Please respect copyright.PENANAqLTLhECQ2r
咁我即係唔使學啦!596Please respect copyright.PENANAgIEAIm3gZo
「翻雲之絕技,聚氣如雲海,蕩漾於懷中,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。596Please respect copyright.PENANALUIGnfxsPa
我頂!扮乜嘢啫,文筆又差噃,係喇喎,得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩!?596Please respect copyright.PENANA3ifQJqd2Oi
不過,「光管陳」竟然睇得到,唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅?596Please respect copyright.PENANAtJjPiTybLl
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。596Please respect copyright.PENANACQZct1aLM3
「陳Sir,你係咪都睇到晒啊?可唔可以幫我整理返啊?咁撩草,我睇唔到啊。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAkPZSDofhdI
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅,就好好教吓你啦。」596Please respect copyright.PENANA2TpDLDR9X3
「覆雨之絕技,聚氣如水流,蕩漾於雙掌,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」596Please respect copyright.PENANA3d1kwvTSF6
「飛天之絕技,聚氣如流雲,蕩漾於腦海,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAW5d6UeaRr1
「遁地之絕技,聚氣如水泥,蕩漾於雙足,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAUCKZP1lQPR
「爆烈之絕技,聚氣如流火,蕩漾於雙拳,以自身之靈,喚自身之氣,使力勁發揮。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAl1MZn2LlbU
好心啦!抄都抄得好D丫,改幾隻字就算,揸流攤,冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦!596Please respect copyright.PENANAx6781nubQW
「係咁多,大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅,但係…佢咁樣就叫人學,我…真係不敢恭維。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAQdPs2Jwbmk
唉,連「光管陳」都咁講,都係返去人間先算把啦…596Please respect copyright.PENANANcsxJfhV3X
………596Please respect copyright.PENANA3hItmnpcLp
返到去之後,大家緊張咗一輪,因為乜事?阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。596Please respect copyright.PENANAGeSt0UwXza
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」,沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。596Please respect copyright.PENANAXEhNJGN2V4
………596Please respect copyright.PENANAextZ0BRUEW
入到球場,有把聲叫我哋去更衣室,我咪跟大隊去囉…596Please respect copyright.PENANA9aPP8errAJ
入到更衣室,去見到返晒成班死仔,佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁,想點啊?596Please respect copyright.PENANABkC9x9Tjf2
不過,佢哋都平安無事就好喇,連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…596Please respect copyright.PENANABcl2UYuWux
係唔見咗「黃仔」,話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。596Please respect copyright.PENANAIKBdQNYO59
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAG8X6SN4CLr
陪「鬼王」踢波?贏輸都死啦!596Please respect copyright.PENANAnRf545DxHg
之後,阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…596Please respect copyright.PENANALctr2B8gZI
我都跟埋去睇吓,點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…596Please respect copyright.PENANA2dSFQZfsjX
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」,但係…596Please respect copyright.PENANAWi8p0FSy3v
佢哋得十隻人咋喎,扮晒嘢想讓賽啊?定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢?596Please respect copyright.PENANAUqVpVgSmC8
「你哋好,我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAmalNniATv8
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟,仲鬼死咁樣衰。596Please respect copyright.PENANANwlg21UdKr
但係,我哋都冇得選擇啦,肉隨砧板上,咪唯有跟佢出場囉…596Please respect copyright.PENANAukUDiHJubR
沿途,我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…596Please respect copyright.PENANAzQD9KoW37z
「校長佢點啊?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAWI1LrJ7F09
「冇咩事,不過要留院觀察囉,可能你畢業佢都未出得院!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAzhIkvVDCf9
「咁就好喇!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAQao8J8luLF
(…)596Please respect copyright.PENANAHo2ZrhhWxz
「丫,我意思係佢冇事就好喇!」596Please respect copyright.PENANALNeXQSsrM3
之後,我行返前去最前面…596Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1X7uXx26b
「一陣,你哋唔輸得嫁,輸咗,鬼王就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。596Please respect copyright.PENANAOmObj6b1oa
「咁贏咗呢?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAISJeazLGlr
「一樣要死,你哋贏咗佢,佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAM38DJTavqp
佢真係乞人憎到呢…596Please respect copyright.PENANACXn6p9iRSc
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知,出到球場,我終於忍唔住手喇…596Please respect copyright.PENANA7ySs6bRfeC
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」,我就…596Please respect copyright.PENANAmqWlfhZWp9
「九字護身法,收!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAlPpweLfAV5
「天馬行空!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAw8b77ZFp1s
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度,串柒柒丫嗱!596Please respect copyright.PENANA8kV0CaQUqN
「救命啊!救命啊!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAeuYWFcMaVk
掛好咗佢,我就跟返埋大家度,大家準備出場…596Please respect copyright.PENANAKR6dGiXQDF
「踢法照舊,穩守突擊,由Kenny策動攻勢,阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAijzxzFXJK6
佢都真係戇過阿狗,當我傻架?596Please respect copyright.PENANAGZUHWmASeC
「王Sir,唔釘得唔得啊?你睇吓隻妖怪個樣,好似想食人咁款,你叫我跟住佢?」596Please respect copyright.PENANA0dC7diIZ7Z
好在,佢都識做…596Please respect copyright.PENANAyJFzE30aVv
「咁算啦!大家自由發揮,唔死就好喇,出場啦!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAkLGO5GaT7m
不過佢把死人烏鴉口,真係乞人憎,真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…596Please respect copyright.PENANAK77saoNpwg
「王Sir,D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅,不如,我都出埋場丫!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAmqNAJiw8tg
好啊!好啊!596Please respect copyright.PENANAm70gbfIhqo
「陳Sir,唔使喇,你幫我哋保護D女仔丫!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAvI7Qk9bee8
我頂!死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊?!596Please respect copyright.PENANAR31MJKfz0y
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場,行返埋後防線…596Please respect copyright.PENANAV7J7gLyLMB
………596Please respect copyright.PENANAk7YassYRKY
(咇~~~!)596Please respect copyright.PENANACecYZWxGL7
一開波,對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…596Please respect copyright.PENANAvKC1woBTaY
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到,我咪四圍望吓囉…596Please respect copyright.PENANAjb4dbRC1Rh
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩?我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…596Please respect copyright.PENANAB43Ygtlnyz
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到,好似石化咗咁…596Please respect copyright.PENANAaOLTqYkDfH
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉!596Please respect copyright.PENANA7YCyjvfNjK
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨尊射球!」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。596Please respect copyright.PENANAtFwGjZY2pg
咦,我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…596Please respect copyright.PENANAc117q02420
「喂,個波跌返落嚟喇!」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。596Please respect copyright.PENANAUPAst2XMkV
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨…」596Please respect copyright.PENANAkJTRehEOH7
………596Please respect copyright.PENANADUEnruv7il
突然,全場靜晒,因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…596Please respect copyright.PENANANYMQ8Eb0eQ
冇人,亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…596Please respect copyright.PENANAy0GHpfoW7v
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘,唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場!」596Please respect copyright.PENANATHDN9T6RGT
「冇球員離場,唔可以俾第二個出場!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAxWLtiBL3uj
「你邊位啊?喺我地頭博我嘴,你係咪唔想活啊?」596Please respect copyright.PENANA9BnoVunBd8
嘩,呢個球證都算沙噗喇,「鬼王」都串…596Please respect copyright.PENANAPTiWy3uWz6
「世界最佳光頭球證,哥,連,拿!」596Please respect copyright.PENANA2jaChnXHRD
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。596Please respect copyright.PENANA7NlEfCPI3A
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋,但係…596Please respect copyright.PENANAAz6SGj81vO
「傻佬明,波啊!」596Please respect copyright.PENANA8ydcBPDnmB
阿輝突然叫我,我先見到個波就喺我腳邊,我…596Please respect copyright.PENANAOi6HRnRXeW
呆咗唔夠半秒,即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…596Please respect copyright.PENANAqJMYoMtlGd
「七旋斬!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAUq2ljUx9tW
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該!)596Please respect copyright.PENANAel11s6KIq7
個波靚到丫!傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…596Please respect copyright.PENANA2Jk24e8R6J
「阿狗!接波!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAwYTlZTVpbT
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…596Please respect copyright.PENANA45qQdPZtnS
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…596Please respect copyright.PENANAyxOeWt9yf8
「百米九秒九!」596Please respect copyright.PENANADWJeRr7DlI
佢真係跑得超快,而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…596Please respect copyright.PENANATypODSGDFD
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAFvCV0ENIOu
嘩,個波好勁啊!睇嚟要入喇!596Please respect copyright.PENANAFhwSDeNvpl
(咇~~~!)596Please respect copyright.PENANA5M9yqDv54a
YEAH,入咗喇!596Please respect copyright.PENANAjdeRqLSKxm
「入球冇效!」哥連拿講。596Please respect copyright.PENANAUEif953YGt
「冇效!?點解啊?」阿輝問。596Please respect copyright.PENANA01BfUNKUls
「越位。」596Please respect copyright.PENANARd1tgRAnhv
「越位?!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAYX9qG0dO1C
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊?」阿輝問。596Please respect copyright.PENANAhvJ6WABGEV
「唔識,唔識,我唔識,我真係唔識嫁,你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。596Please respect copyright.PENANA4eaH7gFRWO
場面一片混亂…596Please respect copyright.PENANARUtaEnPbHv
「小姐,唔該你返出去,而家罰球。」596Please respect copyright.PENANAq05lII1cBP
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過,話時話,點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢?596Please respect copyright.PENANA0LFWwPV1Gr
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友,佢因為頭先俾球證串,所以仲發緊脾氣;1596Please respect copyright.PENANA3m6Ww1WTt8
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去,我係佢老母,就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。596Please respect copyright.PENANAbcRDNE3Pjr
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…596Please respect copyright.PENANALKwXPKHoAl
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿,竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…596Please respect copyright.PENANAh9edoEESPM
睇嘢啦!阿公嘅絕技,加上我嘅創意…596Please respect copyright.PENANA5Yh7TPJYeJ
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAqfEA8wIlY8
嘩,我個波勁到我自己都唔信,成個火球咁飛埋去,睇嚟入緊喇!596Please respect copyright.PENANA1dPg3lK1ys
(嘭~!)596Please respect copyright.PENANAMN3ZedRIqN
「小你媽媽個些丫!牆嚟嘅?」596Please respect copyright.PENANAVO7nmqkcSS
原來,佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」,佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…596Please respect copyright.PENANA4BOjYMxlVt
個波仲…596Please respect copyright.PENANAVzOroPsh8b
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…596Please respect copyright.PENANAk6trkDHDUb
「金,翅,仆,佳,鳥!」596Please respect copyright.PENANAE1WAiid4aw
(待續)596Please respect copyright.PENANAx424T2B5oS
下集預告︰596Please respect copyright.PENANApERXa4NeRh
「黃仔」!?佢唔係「北轍」咩?做乜佢…596Please respect copyright.PENANAocfZvsJt8u
註腳︰596Please respect copyright.PENANAZN7voJZReC
(1) 疾風無敵銀堡壘 — 日本熱血系嘅運動動畫,不過成隊都係機械人嚟。596Please respect copyright.PENANAAfTv6Fi1Rf
(2) 沙噗 — 即係有膽識。596Please respect copyright.PENANA2pqDEPCnhj
(3) 七旋斬 — 九百幾套動漫用過,唔知邊套係第一套,意思係斜斜地斬埋去。596Please respect copyright.PENANAtP5JTYCdlO
(4) 碧咸 — 本來應該唔使介紹,但係…即係贝克汉姆,David Beckham,以前D靚仔球星囉。596Please respect copyright.PENANAZjEVvpmY1q
(5)「龍門」 — 呢度係講緊守門員。596Please respect copyright.PENANAsUZBH2vgoW
(6) 豬蘿 — 六七十年代D麻甩佬好鐘意用嚟形容人地蠢。596Please respect copyright.PENANApJMTTJ8z07