第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyVbGFJWqZ
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKnQIoZjMh
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTUJemG6wM
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiykRQvCWv
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpFw8vy165
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7vZfKvwJK
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5pIYcgbhL
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllEGTjMYDa
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXrtetdg3B
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf9RYp0WRu
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOBTIMnLga
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ8YJKLhNq
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLDfP9XC3I
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4x3cAFhj8
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKHsB7qgOX
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRKMGI6bwE
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkPCKZmjfd
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Tb2SgDriY
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhDVBZjoKT
至於佢自己本人就…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptDpIlcQSj
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpdleWQtud
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31h25s1oSR
好似蓄勢待發咁…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw82OSia8x
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYKjWzfbW2
「好！」光管陳回應。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus6m7RvyVM
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G3tSO2WJb
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueCodXd8PX
「慳D啦你！」我講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV53aeDDOfv
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjG839y5W4
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2umZwpAzp
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwBaUlSem1
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2AMPhQt3X
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJkGQNjI5q
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e8ImYWffT
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8jO6TXQO2
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1kElwiBhq
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOMoKp3At4
(攀 ~！)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k53gIuDmV
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD4sPCDXC6
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wVWF7nUQh
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP2qzj4ysr
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6at5oXctXS
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSMLeiwVnX
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNVLxgVBe6
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpR6zsJ5v3
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MjlKtVEJc
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEalr3ZTmP0
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHztuXFMe9
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtiQvKVOLZ
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ104l3uTCTR
「九曲追魂劍！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe70I8ZLaTz
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBCP9VnqwH
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFnhWU4UfD
「我閃！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQT7PLYq9n
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwz2NNCHDP
「我避！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrh2lowUiL
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00a4GzepMy
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIjB8EmVBY
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZTHuKzueI
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HWHFHS6AR
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSHytdrQWT
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF2KO7xBsb
「我再閃！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC9T7wuE8G
「我再避！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcIlVWR8QV
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f9yAKlrN3
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AfYpMHCc3
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9DBLaggz8
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1VFW2nUmC
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmUfNAOE2y
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXpKh3Y7nN
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfo5WNq5JA
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTHgvWihYJ
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aqXiaA3zY
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3YxPotRkp
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2N8qkuCOg
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kUkZKNUZ1
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oxqhhizwZ
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTYDeJ66Hj
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUchHtS65U
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4kY8sQJVu
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTfiNDKSSB
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5sIf55Sw7
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSs9EByhIz
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0LAcPXVk1
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡql2BEL8NWv
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN0uxbF8KO
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ24yVbT7Oo
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPUw8FfwNU
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiv8KFniXT
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsZE1PU0zw
(待續)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmieglCHC9U
下集預告︰638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq7PL9ZBQf
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYKGsG6KGg
註解︰638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAd2WefGB0
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQq7z9G25jy
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuUibPYyF9
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx9bHyYHRa
