第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQoOSMoV2K
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtJ6ErEzTy
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYVU22yqjB
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z7gJCzjZw
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDu8Flnpcpq
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv3mkdowLB
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcykfuRtnU
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcvHnG022d
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yzW8bGMEL
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiJDBoxE5h
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tltOLb4vM
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHTLz7BYKE
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HVXszysZY
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEkbz14r04
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2YObz7DsD
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdlrnYQJ32
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFGAAyRsD5
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAVL4iC1mC
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOFQFq8HxF
至於佢自己本人就…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY8wzxfLBP
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfuBZH0DXR
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif0sfccXzl
好似蓄勢待發咁…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALSKyzAZle
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtKc7D9z8w
「好！」光管陳回應。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6eJ4ZEMq8
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN6ISLHmbE
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzS4lRiv2k
「慳D啦你！」我講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTrbzKba1O
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB37GVGsFtD
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNmsh1T2x7
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGI2Ie1MNb
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXvNZRU7GR
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEElj9ZyEf
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mor2ToJRl
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mnM3DJAgx
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCCc45ePzt
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08b4vxPJy2
(攀 ~！)619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKwMSdejoR
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rfyN7xFbq
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwnNDST4Gu
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop7IZQO2jL
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIkDNl1lCt
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdYf8zQia8
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMlP7ENvxu
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYm49PZfmh
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rB9YE4Wp8
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZdWBJsgtE
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh1w5rItLY
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHoEuChzX1
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZT9ZoZGPY
「九曲追魂劍！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3npw09DStP
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmx52nF6Ag
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JffOxbZXP
「我閃！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87qXmxMc1G
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMOhgVVQYF
「我避！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn0gZKGDVv
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2kBKfEq6y
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLcMRvmh2H
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OAARWXFEr
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgJr6JucWa
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYRdP9LCic
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz996AdLMak
「我再閃！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVTvcZAvh4
「我再避！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDnOuAkunV
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKboFCvnSss
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQVcmQ3xEv
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5PhAWOVA0
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQFbwAYkIh
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SxJbCqTvb
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRcGKXBZDT
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM15acYhv5L
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMaQdq0BYq
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkw5TwTWFy
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxs96ZI4Uy
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x8UOpNf8k
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNCWnvLyzd
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKAV8kJMr5
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkWHdyUX1y
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqwgnysrK8
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOgfNxECZn
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h5WxGPpIs
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj55IkieH7
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQrE1I5h7j
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BH2T4czWd
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGiIOyP5g3
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeIdfjWY3Z
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ912Ei309S0
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BrUssGNyX
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SRv6MAyNl
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0F1qvUx5l
(待續)619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A1vw0JC8e
下集預告︰619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW42Kgpsdt
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUE32wk43Y
註解︰619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOjyhYvNrj
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc4xffVPX6
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP9Gv1K2dP
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDgRo8E0x2
