第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgmx2RcCQG
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDx1z4fidDW
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGv7HBVzu3e
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHP8ZWjrWT
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN1zCKXE6L
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK3LqXEqkg
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJntHhpO0X
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8GjuytZSB
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VPpJO9cP1
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiYu26xCu9
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl0ILCwWAl
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn02MqGGX3
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r7CpY3h0H
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEFQTKp9sW
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa64arV1b9
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgueKw0E6eK
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfJ0zk65fh
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR94T2iTlqe
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgHvuPDiY1
至於佢自己本人就…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oRX8QryCS
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYezQZ9zZSs
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDMw9cKkur
好似蓄勢待發咁…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQxi8IT2D2
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0c3OoaMaS
「好！」光管陳回應。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYiolL4inn
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkYwPyaOmx
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aW1f3DfIR
「慳D啦你！」我講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKiRK8aePe
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvZVrI9H8S
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48o0gPAkdM
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYtQ7aTwsN
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0T5AoJScr
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezW2SxShmI
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7iJzQL0Q7
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrxYARciq7
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iFrY0TvX9
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AthMm55Dp
(攀 ~！)583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3EprwNqeY
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq81Oo9hHUX
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyKAOkUFju
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f51MqncgM
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8ckNPJdTU
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj7Fqtb0BF
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM09Sb5qPC
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna5EI1Y0S5
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NUhvH4GbL
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye2RQRBI6G
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y7JnOyzCh
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xm7UKzxoL
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBdlgXHa6m
「九曲追魂劍！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQLCT2VNqW
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojl2m2ITZH
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEoejZHJyl
「我閃！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelmpdmSI8F
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoEisEQQV8
「我避！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XpkeEXaXj
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpyeSSQqik
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19lFAW76e2
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT5z2NWrYW
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UZtuxjpNf
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gy7kk4nq0
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm7Z6YV3Ov
「我再閃！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeAndWDdK0
「我再避！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIOil7crZC
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ePxLauPGs
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YtyS2ArIR
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxAiUFScxe
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfJAtFtXwu
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffRHsblFM3
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHaggYfOC0
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzRpHOcYSR
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnVgAfXRVt
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7oEaypdrs
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu6VR64Y4u
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1timMINqw3
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOyGn8rgwV
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLcyZQjTdk
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2jVJITvqC
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKzJEMGexb
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF2gju6DIG
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVMNtRz2Dq
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY8GVedDOj
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDB0H9hPfe
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FpTM8fiUN
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4JuVp2B8c
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgqE0zgOt6
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXNn5AZDRF
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMYGLh0wbj
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96ayKHihvv
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszfelbwoUQ
(待續)583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFimZKesm7k
下集預告︰583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV4J82Zrt8
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTDD5pteaO
註解︰583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvKqTezGrK
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYOu27mZMc
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxPL8K4wvy
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1NUswjNTU
