第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦!689Please respect copyright.PENANAvkNL3ZbrO6
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢?689Please respect copyright.PENANAh1rghfUIiM
冇錯,我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯,就係我,我係「十里洋腸」!689Please respect copyright.PENANAaq57hMtGv0
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊?)689Please respect copyright.PENANApszqm3DDFG
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。689Please respect copyright.PENANA1yEkh1TtxI
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊?)689Please respect copyright.PENANACKCoqSL8KE
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇,連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。689Please respect copyright.PENANAwvkXHYL94M
冇錯,喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。689Please respect copyright.PENANAdA2fmKC6NZ
而家,我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…689Please respect copyright.PENANAlW8RCvPNKs
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…689Please respect copyright.PENANAYCzYXGXlNA
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡,而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。689Please respect copyright.PENANAAjKOpV5j22
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂,自怨自艾,自宮自瀆咁囉…689Please respect copyright.PENANAWhGZiqXveR
(唔好攪爛GAG,唔該。)689Please respect copyright.PENANAgfGLxARQV5
咁都俾你發現添。689Please respect copyright.PENANA1IDWWxoVaX
好,即刻開始!689Please respect copyright.PENANARwWTbjHZmX
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…689Please respect copyright.PENANAtBOio5CGT4
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…689Please respect copyright.PENANALoWzUDsgMt
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…689Please respect copyright.PENANAaLDGbW7vrJ
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…689Please respect copyright.PENANAajKtGECJo9
力量係幾勁,但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。689Please respect copyright.PENANAp5qQTy3T4E
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」,攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。689Please respect copyright.PENANABI3PtjiouR
炸到周圍爛晒,大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…689Please respect copyright.PENANAGDRPqKWYNZ
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…689Please respect copyright.PENANAc2r8ymHsR2
喺呢個時候,一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…689Please respect copyright.PENANAgK4NPSoBmk
公仔死咗,女友發火…689Please respect copyright.PENANAdEfAyr61gd
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…689Please respect copyright.PENANAD2yEReDOI7
「鬼王」趴咗街…689Please respect copyright.PENANAghh04nb1UP
本來都已經奄奄一息…689Please respect copyright.PENANAcgsyYBWH4R
可惜有條笨實,無端端行埋去送頭,我都唔知佢想點?689Please respect copyright.PENANACnqseFmLFR
「鬼王」食咗佢之後,雙手就再次重生,諗住開拖啦,點知…689Please respect copyright.PENANAuY2dEImn4o
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒,仲係咁講自己D嘢…689Please respect copyright.PENANAnrWEDogrKw
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢?689Please respect copyright.PENANA4qQIBotj5A
最衰係個「死肥仔」,仲叫佢幫手,你睇吓,而家點呢?689Please respect copyright.PENANAqMnBdNm2Ob
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇!689Please respect copyright.PENANAEtDT6A35z9
好,呢一集正式開始!689Please respect copyright.PENANA1XoTvSfVqs
(而家先開始?)689Please respect copyright.PENANARF643lXT5A
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做,嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…689Please respect copyright.PENANASWhXVt2SbW
好可惜,「東歪」話你快我都唔慢,佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…689Please respect copyright.PENANAFF1THJ3l3i
喺呢個時候,當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻,突然…689Please respect copyright.PENANApfCafVAlhi
「哈哈哈哈,我明喇,我明喇!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAvMLsv9feg7
係「井上」先生啊!689Please respect copyright.PENANAEcwvILdIuV
「傻佬明,你醒咗喇!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAyiMrgmEFir
「其實我一早醒咗,不過見有D肚餓,食住花生等啫…」689Please respect copyright.PENANAKLtrrqK0aN
「死到臨頭,你呢個傻仔仲笑得出?」「鬼王」講。689Please respect copyright.PENANA9lnunvzTUi
「我笑又關你事呀?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAN35MspHUMm
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAKpDs39iUep
「哈哈哈哈,係又點啊?夠膽就同我隻揪丫?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAZJSkhRrUDH
「又係激將法,你估我仲會信咩?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAHeBOwcrnAj
「冇錯,係激將法,咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫?」689Please respect copyright.PENANA2zEF5KSoAQ
「隻揪!?哈哈哈哈,睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」689Please respect copyright.PENANA1h3OahXz5f
「唔好意思,打爆你條粉腸,我一個就夠喇!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAxoA8WZAO4a
「就憑你?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAu9ZN6RWcXk
「錯,係我手上嘅呢把劍!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAFf8YTrsVkO
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…689Please respect copyright.PENANA6wpC8wV6J7
「咩劍咁巴閉啊?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAMSXjTnOUdk
「九陽草薙!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAXo7fxwKF1H
「神劍之一噃,但係…哈哈哈哈,你條傻仔笑死我喇,「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦,你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAVhjnzmORrG
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫?」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。689Please respect copyright.PENANAOG4IhUKKH0
「哼,你估我又會驚你咩?我夠膽講,你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我!」689Please respect copyright.PENANALnTjJdeZuE
「你錯喇,可以揪贏你嘅人大把,喺你面前就有一個,就係我。」689Please respect copyright.PENANAwzxQkzhsZs
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信,我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。689Please respect copyright.PENANA8nSduUwcbI
唔通係拋浪頭?定係真係有咩秘密武器呢?689Please respect copyright.PENANA25QLXku7mX
「好,雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻,但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力,竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」689Please respect copyright.PENANAUlF9EfC9qF
「放心啦,邊個夠膽出手,我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。689Please respect copyright.PENANAXX7V6o9noT
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲,但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。689Please respect copyright.PENANAectoDFPZJV
「接招啦,癲仔!靈魂鬼步!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAUmQjh398G2
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前,但係…689Please respect copyright.PENANAjOAxxie1YN
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗,究竟發生咩事呢?我見到…689Please respect copyright.PENANA5c8DBmGBZH
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做,淨係合埋咗對眼,仲咁講︰—689Please respect copyright.PENANAyhTgUbFWk7
「我暈咗嘅時候,戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」,到我醒返之後,我發現咗一樣嘢,白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」689Please respect copyright.PENANAQaooINybyn
「哼,你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAAieRx99tCq
「你講得冇錯丫,我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」689Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9VjkBlV85
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」689Please respect copyright.PENANAiyIteYU3JM
「傻佬明,唔好亂嚟啊!」當時大家都咁叫。689Please respect copyright.PENANABAboXa0uJZ
「大家可以放心,我冇亂嚟,講返頭先樣白痴嘢先,我發現嘅就係…四個字,熱,脹,冷,縮!」689Please respect copyright.PENANA5DFWtogpoa
「熱脹冷縮!?」大家驚訝。689Please respect copyright.PENANAL0Z1pRvU7M
「冇錯,就係因為熱力,令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」689Please respect copyright.PENANA236alV31l4
「吓?咁白痴?」大家再驚訝。689Please respect copyright.PENANAVFA40Eb0Ch
「就係咁白痴,而家…佢可以見大家喇,但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」689Please respect copyright.PENANAA8keOL5nk5
「又點解啊?」大家問。689Please respect copyright.PENANABYbl4F2e5c
「唔好問,只要信,大家聽我講,先合埋眼,仲要搵手噤住對眼。」689Please respect copyright.PENANAZohNRZOuAY
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢,而反叛嘅我,就冇聽佢講,繼續睇戲…689Please respect copyright.PENANAtlCXpNoJ8W
「哼,我睇你都癲夠喇!就送你一程啦,天狗夢魘!」689Please respect copyright.PENANA4hnU8ZLPZ5
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟,再向「井上」先生飛埋去…689Please respect copyright.PENANAwevapQzkmi
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛?九陽草薙,出鞘!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAcIN45C88xb
佢一講完,一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟,689Please respect copyright.PENANAf7IcUVAovr
「哇丫!」陰魂迅間被消滅。689Please respect copyright.PENANA0QezPRTtcY
好在…689Please respect copyright.PENANA2WUzPAZpae
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫,唔係真係會盲嫁!因為…689Please respect copyright.PENANAoaCYzkUq0V
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光,真係好燦眼啊!689Please respect copyright.PENANAqSUda9sWL4
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦!689Please respect copyright.PENANApYHuLqTYIu
「點啊?鬼王,覺得點啊?」689Please respect copyright.PENANANsFhjdiPwV
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。689Please respect copyright.PENANAjT4GHpaQ1i
「丫丫丫,你…哼,即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊?你咪一樣要合埋眼,你點樣可以殺得到我啊?」689Please respect copyright.PENANA2pVQzTpTa7
「兩個字,我有你冇嘅…心眼!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAvoFODjsXRd
「咩話?咩係心眼啊?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAdiHSx9unHw
「唔需要用肉眼,合埋眼都知你喺邊,夠唔夠屈機?」689Please respect copyright.PENANAssbA4Omf79
「冇可能!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAI31jxNWTmu
「論力量的確冇得同你比,但係論諗頭,香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAX1fTNlquza
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…689Please respect copyright.PENANA1Mdyz4Ay3P
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到,但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…689Please respect copyright.PENANAWgbjUztii8
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇,就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…689Please respect copyright.PENANA1NZLydpH1n
最後一吓…(插~!)689Please respect copyright.PENANAA6m4bPeBzy
插中喇!「鬼王」倒地…689Please respect copyright.PENANAob23gIPBTN
………689Please respect copyright.PENANARyg2jE0TR4
但係…689Please respect copyright.PENANAnovqbMX5kO
「哈哈哈哈,好在,你有張良計,我有過牆梯啫。」689Please respect copyright.PENANABlB6z9Pzdf
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…689Please respect copyright.PENANAJvVQvneIZQ
「你分幾多都一樣,只會一直俾我拮到你死為止!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAJLdkXwKgLu
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…689Please respect copyright.PENANAfmguIeghza
「鬼風!靈魂鬼步!鬼風!靈魂鬼步!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAQdKtozIp3h
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢,只有一直閃避,但係…689Please respect copyright.PENANAyyr2xEC1Tw
突然…689Please respect copyright.PENANA2gH2THEpHc
(嚓~!) 一聲…689Please respect copyright.PENANAa6JcuV1Qvv
咩事啊?689Please respect copyright.PENANADLLpbmloLv
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇,你好明顯已經輸咗!」689Please respect copyright.PENANAxXP3UvFM5Q
大家都想知發生咩事,但係又唔敢開眼,直至…689Please respect copyright.PENANALtkAzyYEei
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。689Please respect copyright.PENANAQWpUpMTOLl
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。689Please respect copyright.PENANAroi5ieaBiF
(待續)689Please respect copyright.PENANAJF6hzS0ITb
下集預告︰689Please respect copyright.PENANAP0A1hN0XRT
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~689Please respect copyright.PENANApMNH7SVG7h
註解︰689Please respect copyright.PENANAez9CTh2ehG
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音,本來係—笨染!689Please respect copyright.PENANAt2J2nYEy8s
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語,即係送死。689Please respect copyright.PENANA4gw6822UTz
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢,扮晒嘢。689Please respect copyright.PENANASAtIinUA0y