第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7smbpslG2r
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfqltMaMbO
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4CLqa55FY
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGiT1pGoyp
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbLuhnwhbU
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hHXRZMVxR
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2FgvtaLXF
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ76JD3kIs
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbHQduLtdV
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnh7ymfpe2
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwH6wNuLQL
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziY01L8N5X
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQyS4zuFHa
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdYYcm6Jcq
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8soxh3Ieh7
究竟佢憑咩呢？641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxT4wSIBBV
「九陽草薙！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaQeu5Kvqz
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWoL2Sx7U3
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosboCa2tpr
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyQRMyu2Yh
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGzWgmKVFL
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS7e61cg4a
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMCHSu12GW
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcPlMLxXPS
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qWx3pmlMa
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qtsz3P9p8
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi4P60xObo
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGcRVgyLy3
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifDsLvGyrH
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO98REJPZk
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6VQgyEdNI
「…心眼！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgp6H3bY77
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCFN2JmRTh
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUjozQafvy
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8REUhsJFn
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTifA14Fj3J
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh7QmYAtu6
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hqalhsb7W
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd8jd7aZ07
「嚓」一聲…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2TeVyHL0R
之後…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWFT5qWF6y
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow3J59cO4b
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrWSDNSkwW
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLFDL1tjpS
原來…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oLZ5OONGe
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjmqkJeTIJ
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw04LcZsQ9
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AJ781xslc
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JTfGLDG9A
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HFQZC9PI1
我轉身望過去，發覺…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCYOVNQEGE
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtkxo5tzU0
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXf3bNjJ5o
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeif88eK1Wl
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJPULVczzo
「你想救我呀？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYVSmEO7ZV
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqVF6kEiRw
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWLXFl7Nv7
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl1wnyx2bF
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXBtN7mZ2n
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0SRIRqvQf
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hgNEhLfeF
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9fE57a1Lg
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSNN4U5Zky
一手將佢個口噤住…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fx4tFCIUB
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWpAK1ltCc
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPM0MwtxJI
「大袋魔」左手一撥…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK1yQcsswr
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1tk03tNNb
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD14M3lwds
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXdsLBjqjt
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42PD0cIALm
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidy1SggUI5
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiPcoox4VN
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkYdaJwo4I
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU62q4sc8h
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqFNrP90aK
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8wgTiQfaP
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IMPlAna1e
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLsSni6Uny
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf91MYHu67
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCnW3wgq18
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfIn5r9Y2u
「你講多次！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nkTppBClM
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB1GAEWpP0
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgxzfOAhwn
亦都唔敢再問…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjTAk9MSHM
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvQdoWtiYD
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZZ9a5anZU
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4muSav73R
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GaFmqqrMB
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BMYr5xu3j
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27HCPZNST6
「咩意思啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqpE9Vm2tv
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIuBImre2l
「咩七七八八啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eu8pbAHVh
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qqeU7wLaF
「佔據咗會點嫁？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEH8WwFxaE
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTNuWQs3nI
「咩話？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY3CaS7QkZ
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwAvDCVCQ2
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeJVX4duEU
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsg1fFQZYw
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ281vIBDI
「大家埋嚟…」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Sa2U6JUKy
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzVFUKroSa
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUOBMVJsP4
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOcIbt2o8c
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP7VYYsaHs
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCAyxkTYFB
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffODUPFRvu
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1oMkrwdxV
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBamei367p
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1CuT9Ny1N
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj6Km2WY7L
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb3v1AH4Er
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPB61jIhvi
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5zECIEm24
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6eZEKr0k2
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bCKFaBuoz
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbJF5wGk3l
「雞妖隻手。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoq2VEg0ON
「雞妖？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM7ztootPU
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASVVpjwh9K
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRQJA8nvi3
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYQWbdeEFZ
「咁請邊個啊？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMppoolkUY
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTjGzgIhv2
(待續)641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYdY8FsQ0v
下集預告︰641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c5EoparZm
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmRKVYPMk0
註解︰641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx2Z4DaYFQ
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrXEoUluNS
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrF1lXAmzpT
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4jC4aNRfg
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4QmM4O2p3
