第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLuo6NdOmb
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhExtRg7xDT
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1Jitryomh
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgllMZhbQnT
係咪應該遲D先做啊？504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0n8FnD4XB
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(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z88Wl4qCo
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHQNfVWaSx
我自己講返好過…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChf332ZiOb
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IOKtMRUMG
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GbZ34Iksp
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqRdoD51yr
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkWMxj7O09
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHS8GdzGz3
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IopaPWwC6
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KAGXC2YRR
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxBAxy8wfs
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7dZU7HHcl
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoogmcG9r0Z
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VUzzOw1vq
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTGTuZJzBn
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoil1dTGSE
「咁請邊個啊？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD3MnDcc4w
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPlWGcz5sY
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBpOusRWPr
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUN0tC7atm
「仲有兩隻？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfjHUvyjml
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkccMnx3RY
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwo2bzoMJ8
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJDoDhAMvG
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEOHuBi4am
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs90cMdJvrv
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zj0yLlcgX
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwBQZ0S2kl
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDLBMKUyEr
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G4MkOQtyh
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1y6vSypVt
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86WoEnqFFn
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ8VDVcSxY
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3t8bXNF0R
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsJMbjyqb5
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRzonwnNFj
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyPvigZDRK
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkutAKvtOP3
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwG9KKk5x2
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMCDefsQ6y
「雷電交加！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwDh8MGl7A
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU0O6c97v9
「風牆！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAAEgtSEzX
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamSRcBytoz
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRQIiDR8fG
「漫天飛雨刀！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVrjAxzfmk
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGZRiwHpdW
「電光霹靂！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIaCexx1pW
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp15VBDo7eE
「疾風快刀！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmfIIaeMDK
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5C8NzlTz2
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTQtoZDWMV
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmIVU4GhJp
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qev4R36p0
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HvqBjXaDb
點知…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkgf0uT5db
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy0oZ0XZ1Q
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAGN9PXpUS
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqls5Vm6CMr
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB6RhRxwlU
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoptBP4HII
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAPzWPm57g
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK9siLoBfE
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgDDVQY4VH
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnIhbW6WRD
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvl5CBFEfY
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvmns2m6Wc
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKZAkp9YNq
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU4epYucE5
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYspSIrmCH
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHAM0cLmcg
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERTcsSLS6N
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekiDV7j0OO
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnmCMGDhhk
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtFtvC7mwa
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JYSRFDOdN
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDlRPJ4NyA
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQkRmSUvPI
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSDMx0wJJk
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvTa39Lmt3
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA4S7a2LCj
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs4uZ8d3Fk
「哦！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId4hXPBb2e
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKqiDqmepN
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkjxaVgu5u
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx99jIBNhD
(嘟嘟 ~)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKxcOUdv9U
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQlwqh24dC
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTCN8oQcGW
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtHFz031tq
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcznFkB4USv
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGRsorGPpM
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPjcbcRdcA
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdfs3qqmWG
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqyZ88lwXX
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcXudEDrI8
「係噃，試吓先。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCX8ajiLqMr
(嘟嘟 ~)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnJcokc0PS
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqPK4mUSDZ
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYajDcxRQ4A
「有冇預約？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wAUKBMdxX
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XIekZHIX3
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSulsEdwrt
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTT0wYFTWK
「車，用張飛啦。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHTk59Q3Ns
「張飛？」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZN33u5vGE
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfG62lNDgJ
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaxFMNKlRt
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXvUPu99vh
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3Vy0gidqX
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk1ajS8gQm
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOJyl0BDhJ
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKrBYt5bAm
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ074qQJHQXY
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYg4V9gcBE
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSqOHGZJUk
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfarimIyeJh
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRGWiHJdGf
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yDaSjNmtb
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hjDHcZqDQ
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3D0nOprip
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYeWAXAqo1
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjIEfIOlcA
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v3C4gcns5
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOOP3Oe1m4
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJZw5I3wHk
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUDTART7Ob
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLic7wIv2fX
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKZneWxXZc
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZF51x0Azf
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0avSE7ISL
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