第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIiXCdAqbp
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE9eEEOURd
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeosoAzStnQ
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6Zrh3WkQf
係咪應該遲D先做啊？525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBIaqzB2lY
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75FzBkjVEf
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaGz8l3dHC
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTSKmEZch2
我自己講返好過…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJH08gtIai
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctYKJwTkJ7
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoofx95UYF
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDmHy4909N
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EjfTLvhRH
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHzRA78dYc
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpiCQvy57P
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3NvG9i0Eh
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84Sq3LFU7n
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5ixJp4wbj
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi424V6ow9
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQKBQELKzu
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhD43ZGMCq
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUilgdMClha
「咁請邊個啊？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMLQubCqNZ
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MwN6ZmBcv
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYG2TEDu6z
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUlZcuxYCS
「仲有兩隻？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh20mM1qrik
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXjyHRYy2I
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFvCgsuc3x
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UrgfLRxP2
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4YfLHnNf2
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WREVRbKWY
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzo69uLaTg
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LorzdsFK8
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx9x5ysfY1
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ekMJhutof
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXElthfVMCU
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgv0NpMZtk
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuspVJiEzE4
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxEEFOGdVu
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJSNy8HgYj
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD00HS0L2H
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskQ1qahy5F
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy1Cxi16iD
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bzLY9sNIZ
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Mbf9hfcla
「雷電交加！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8IvEasWAk
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoRBBRvDT5
「風牆！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxdfgn4Qy9
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9uK9BicuL
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIL696f7CJ
「漫天飛雨刀！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9b6xCJjyl9
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoWItN9fHV
「電光霹靂！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IlYpME4Fh
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaHOqiYCZ4
「疾風快刀！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vwzed5XxP
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAjHl94Evn
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbM0T5LPUU
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq82GfocUj
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCCPie9dlw
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyvFClP6mC
點知…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpAtWOMB2s
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFPsTBucCu
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL066t8B1g
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eRYz2yF5f
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6VCrs58xd
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZZhm0Fwbp
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WptdyLisK
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwh8IGgyuP
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIE1qcTWke
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9JqpVZI6D
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcfg3nHpTl
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nByFYLOUc
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdA6KkQEQC
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4J9a9vpkX
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DmTL2VqJM
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpJCQUghoK
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ja9Rx1cDI
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa855bIr6P
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOC1WKq8Kg
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5Z3SsCFTC
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gAR6Ng4fA
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaLV5kPeua
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BealeS0nJ
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4zMLQhcbw
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJhXoPkEwI
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi9Mh9iMQm
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF96D7H1BV
「哦！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVmeQNuCGp
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6hacEAsHA
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpyzwu5Avn
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0usD8Hzeoj
(嘟嘟 ~)525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKkEvuanI6
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ilkgAPE6E
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TjqyObRRF
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8Jmk295hX
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc50oyWa8N
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuuw824t3N
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaOmBTcNGS
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZXKAw4sQS
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3QVxGm01W
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuResFVKww
「係噃，試吓先。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudgvzTIrGy
(嘟嘟 ~)525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lomn01Nwx
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBd9Xun2NZ
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f6o8zUPIf
「有冇預約？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjSe340DSw
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkCAtcgLvc
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG9hllqBmi
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhJr1j1QpQ
「車，用張飛啦。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡru5QXKJxas
「張飛？」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvnznUsHks
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1j95eSeJu
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV6oZYmaXR
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jjUyOwZ2V
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FfGWRSBDS
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigPf11AYkN
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyXsTAWgro
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSkjRRPOt6
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGG8DDJE7o
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlpLMDi85r
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPObWIIcLx
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bPDxevbxQ
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogTpAyDv4N
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyOe40hoaG
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHgQKOvPSd
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UMuL71lza
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX3Vf9I5nc
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yxw7huR0F
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09tQUAmpHV
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFovqh0tYu
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyQy8LuAk0
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aQQuJT02f
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzloaTM4tWx
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lr51MFOoP
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Yi7sAi0sC
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」525Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCsuEs9ZKC
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