第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNSIiOhiYj
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaI5Mfj6US
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0Pp2YdTGp
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOfN4wg2lW
係咪應該遲D先做啊？538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yPiQF9ZiO
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkclMiMnyb
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbGq6Lj0B2
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgga8YW7LPG
我自己講返好過…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M2qWoTQDy
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42DJ2nfjPT
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVa1Bue1RX
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEZO2BJFqe
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw87TTtBwx
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MpqVOFWTJ
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy76OPDEcYf
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhhhz3GcO7
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEz2ujy13B
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP2EPclXKU
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GAymTapNl
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURRzuP8XMV
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31jDDc4I2m
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKRa4rZoQU
「咁請邊個啊？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtge2Zsvmu9
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CeCcwjOD2
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9KWejJgdB
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlSUwkiVhz
「仲有兩隻？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuynWeseI7y
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp7Bv2DF7r
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CI0naVwb2
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mG0osEG8L
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlMK09dPHw
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyqV2U7jFi
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxiiSjjq3A
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jrDYQr34n
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tYXVe6ZW7
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UNLTtEJFW
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzJ4YVDZE6
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI6z2RUPiN
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnHH7zCfwD
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKq4D2Aai1
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4QGK4Aya9
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvJVkaOZq7
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiVYWXXfwV
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbVN0SJBpx
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3RUXzAqy3
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fYl9LL3p4
「雷電交加！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kdop2PWsv
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS0YnLYNmW
「風牆！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97oyGALGxP
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOT51Mdo6Y
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQNwxyW78T
「漫天飛雨刀！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP7AF83SRf
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GkKR8Gtn6
「電光霹靂！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBsaPHHUlu
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6FOug2fFw
「疾風快刀！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ19QEdzGI
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSHlBjp4iU
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvt7wh7XuN
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7qQY6RDoQ
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xZizXvP1G
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAuheYJI8p
點知…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabyStcbvxQ
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaFacWItjW
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ5C0VI1o9
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnmuLeVkI3
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNXvWK6J1C
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79hVjUY1g2
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvozLTOGvn
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx7eWx7HRf
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYjsIQ7Mo0
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquGkpnVjht
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJnsMafGFb
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMNllDMRm1
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVW8x5Zcm6d
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCSLjoLYLA
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiA3pQ4j20
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL48hDJMWo
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vC0kvjC5P
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37SVM2SHxb
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIzbN0ry2e
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbnuNokAoI
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZNIgCuIbV
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvVGOSFYiV
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeacAlaOIDk
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNi99JHDx2
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKil1GOfegh
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH92KCNLvSW
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi4YngKrDq
「哦！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKnoH3nl6U
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2YFMDafcY
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMj104xy1N
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDlK6VHoh7
(嘟嘟 ~)538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj7mb80K6E
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJkkP4OBT0
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf8RVs3HYJ
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqFv9Xm1oe
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLbFQsrIBD
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1qlp7A2XA
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak7VT0PsI5
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclXbwQAqhC
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrGPBxFVXs
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8oeqNGfwf
「係噃，試吓先。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8oPRBzEtw
(嘟嘟 ~)538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzHzYm8u6k
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7s9FcAObb
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbY7PwyRLx
「有冇預約？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUEIENwUB9
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCJf2q8n1n
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1KIXbB5OH
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNtYVtrKZ9
「車，用張飛啦。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMtlp7ECPw
「張飛？」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cuLO3kjph
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLSbZxdeeD
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCdq0ovpFH
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oPNybNNH2
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIuiHM4SNc
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQbtzwHQNN
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lfZyVLW7z
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNhtZTgqOj
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GKl1ovl2u
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFBSixFKYb
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYiHSWu8wW
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡestPBg7M5r
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRD8G7JbXe
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGSP1nzqm6
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UTHTtylLr
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp6j9NpzfU
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1U1ukQq2d
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU0cCQ5CH8
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWECDOri6qm
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIdCcLsbJe
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S4fM7tJLe
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVDXf1zvBL
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fJG19OQlm
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ81SHsKSKr
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7apo6T32tq
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL4fwEppDQ
「咪住！」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eeEJT12Qa
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