第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9ckw37LFt
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7Au1aG0sB
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d748zeMGD
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz1RqzRKC1
係咪應該遲D先做啊？558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSucig33jUr
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsWLmWVYkE
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWG9UbfAkT
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSa1PhWL2c
我自己講返好過…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLjeMwaCYW
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hy0e2cxP3
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6KIS5mAJ5
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I8txKuk5p
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CcQ8IkFTP
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnTTEBCghr
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRfplK7mWJ
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GF9dTBhAy
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsueOirQmK
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2UhHvtgai
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63pNRmQGCd
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVFTBTw3Mc
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKOfvIkEru
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZC3mBb6m6
「咁請邊個啊？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6rWXKECqx
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVIzvZOqOF
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKVOz7oy0b
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrjnxnZKxK
「仲有兩隻？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy9VPTwWZM
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSWoqBV1tc
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbFKZqZh71
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkzANjK5op
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi4aWJaLMN
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqgDIwX6jf
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0uRczGjIx
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u5tnKXSNg
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI5xXfc3MN
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bzPAvCDXe
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFyjpDOPsK
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4Y8GJT1Iu
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdYINEQAB0
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm4IqQFdPU
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOmnfXIKb8
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqyFscPsD9
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArrzNh5CvJ
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQDcb0Pw7f
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tqNZv3gCj
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJo5UbmiXE
「雷電交加！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH4XGMtBhY
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYT0hs3SB9
「風牆！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANBkup6fkX
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBxLcIgbJq
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXGQmcywHZ
「漫天飛雨刀！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEaPOPeNB4
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4In5JD2zX
「電光霹靂！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz3k2BXrAk
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkekvRYIOFW
「疾風快刀！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yaiP1jUUd
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8gMDocZzT
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzM3oWTkc2
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJLLC1L3Ry
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8pEjtqFnF
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u8ghRB71k
點知…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5ghxpkpZJ
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UVmnPPdeI
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YjWfgLyTr
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2NqzgmZj0
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKrQe4gz1i
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulQfG6J6Vh
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfC6TnkVOH
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLBnMg9FwU
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFlagbpVDR
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPDrZu9Qfz
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTe9H7zBvN
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa3M8p49og
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzzumElPCQ
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8rXmkQfW3
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33j8ZlQ7NQ
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXhXdsQXfE
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu7aQ8w3Th
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGwBUYzAqc
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUDeMk06dr
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaZyxdiOdv
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrBXOlDChJ
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzRBhNjj7E
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8juWOpfnz
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi04cQaQSc
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkPFOnKCZG
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8cxJ7h4G3
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR936BJGOqp
「哦！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAqt1bvqxL
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74zWnAZVXE
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8i1G2eQNK
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8IJ7RJVmv
(嘟嘟 ~)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPoUMeoBy6
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKTQmCSRGA
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEQBrS65FH
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixGgqk82WD
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVrcXwovKK
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGnVmrOFfr
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW0jeDb97c
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLFfquHja8
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgpvx89LJp
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVR1xzQjRQ
「係噃，試吓先。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVEtyrtzjq
(嘟嘟 ~)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45dXZE06Ph
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvXdSNEdUT
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A3Edhi0Td
「有冇預約？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxWWuOAQjR
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazezwNDbdA
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hydhKqZRn
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvAUfOasXG
「車，用張飛啦。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrWFDdtESb
「張飛？」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YVUzpVhOy
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC0P41Bscc
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCTdYX4ajq
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk0YNOGHAU
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT80JVPjLv
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69HfgQyvMZ
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWam33YSDWc
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJtGYlPgem
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVADLTf8fC
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNo64XGBQo
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreskMMuUML
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt4JrVX1cs
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cHYtVcF6J
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzpz1JMJpc
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iuzGsDJGu
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwidVrvMAG1
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCjxJiwtdX
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0Y1KSwsVd
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjx4nY7YAB
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDFEA2uoxi
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEKVJpYhT9
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6V2CbrtWLI
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrkDz76Vv9
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbtlwNpvwo
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw3AcCThsb
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」558Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUhNQj8SYR
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