第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcXewnpvzl
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLqU8HT4Ea
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8VZrdnUZf
我嘅上一集…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPSNmgjPY2
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX6tfaRUs3
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXyHIdmojo
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEP6FtCYvq
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWRck5viG7
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7mjAl2M1R
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TS8xNaFGZ
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuVlJvRSMn
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BbrUDIPwO
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEvmzwDt8k
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7d8gF0SKV
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZR34PLViYb
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEJcB3fxiL
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL16itP4gZ
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7HmUKoYT4
「咪住！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNdonYR9h8
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lq86HcZbS
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxjMyg4abV
「咩話？二郎神？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXWzkhDzxp
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb13e7w0sY
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkas3DpGdw3
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoJhatHigT
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKCRbUKXG7
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHWfNHk08y
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xw5mKAmYA
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrcYSm5tkH
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgFTmQPGF0
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVnNXuFA71
我無奈到唔想講嘢…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso1ScucD7F
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlB8huUeRK
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn2x5Mrikl
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6LUn2iSqV
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP2W7uFiB1
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM06b8c36U
「…歌聲魅影！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Eo0FCcc08
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDDxExHjPw
好在唔使佢出手咋。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bTjsx5uQd
「…動感十字死光！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKEgaL9sVY
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2rCGeWii6
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ64QSK1E7
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYhEhzTR7H
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzbhhhcg4i
「咁正常對決啦…」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ0N5eaCxT
…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5MNs1NMGg
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmALlxxX6EH
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jYT2cxKR5
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvhogyhePT
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh1iE0bbrA
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXGNJ0LqYs
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN1MY4phTM
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DoD3Io2ks
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFUmdSfmgQ
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H9NdBhXWs
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9H6Rm1ElV
…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6C46EOKi2
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOsrelqI5R
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUTGakJIXd
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10NDFEV6sC
幾秒過後，白雲散去…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiximG6X04o
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTvztN98O6
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX8wfaRN6Y
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfIOAHhjZd
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBAF8sO5Cu
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6px3hgZqXM
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUs5fWxoEu
將「二郎神」撞開…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMthgxYKo90
「哎吔！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcWGgQLzGZ
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U9xsHA2Tj
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU29L2weubg
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBITp8vSnyL
我就襯呢個時候…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIyHLpgUj9
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrFMzvcqGn
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9PtpCaCzg
「咁點算啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I4LZKw9ro
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ7EOeqRNn
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNwFFAbfOq
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNaILXdrL1
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUxwZidnX1
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFjwwILpFs
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iMOGmec4d
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBRI33n2LP
「邪影勾魂斬！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3LTtndqtD
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mje98I87z
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFDuuFDrbp
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o1alhDTdg
「陰魂歸天！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ95w0jcqe
向上一斬…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6lKHGeBfe
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPKmzfZoCe
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Icc1Pl0NJ
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNxviPu7kr
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ289e4s5Xps
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1u8CBQpqz
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX6kBt2xOo
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zet1QLqEj
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvZuCJDjdD
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8r5k365H7
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDzLcxZIKC
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOtIojFFOT
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzn5go5c08
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIicndhkowt
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUA5PUgVxu
「冇錯！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCF4aBru2I
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyOHhNxTLb
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nn4VfVtVa
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCQ6rTHZ1v
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA4hstgfZJ
刀光劍影之快…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOf6IBTNpC
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22W00qq3A8
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFgch8T9LA
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGTfh8aYJR
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOIgYFWrfb
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL8qtuaOmQ
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdma3Ws8Cr
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlxgiZ3Sfi
打咗幾百個合。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV0dYC9VDh
之後突然…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszVrkZqkiI
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYqGru1IJt
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7D2QOTmEd
「係PAKKA啊！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVEDEQKcWA
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwh4tJKj6d
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVRWgsuDzB
(待續)744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHek8dmo5o6
下集預告︰744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIc1QDQLg3
河仙？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglopGQeGLg
註解︰744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroOBNIpReY
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP4blO3BTH
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkY7q4cgv9
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNYI9MbjyJ
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei5e3ZUPWI
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcG3KX385V
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzFMfd40sQ
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsRbXcI2jT
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0GrRd0hIm
