第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkllLzifxtO
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9nBUUPrVs
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCholMtbv3
我嘅上一集…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhrjLcyXKP
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjYI07lOcX
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5sVI9ugys
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9jvYsY1mz
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwbX0nvs68
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtMfiSFlSZ
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLtOcpWAqy
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSShudePaNY
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZGbLzPhWZ
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqjlXuDOde
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXfUElBxJF
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOlTRnIZN8
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHxPtUuBfH
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDcsotbDCd
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrxBvj9dcz
「咪住！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloi1U3egEa
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLxQUAO6D7
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR5oyRt7ik
「咩話？二郎神？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ogeVT5OuO
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUjV14ep70
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr2Q3YQoGZ
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡue6nZoBFXO
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLwV79atKF
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjouQvESaK
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrOHGkPB14
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsjp0ibyXE
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VOADackBD
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNErEWJ0sy
我無奈到唔想講嘢…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjqm7e7qNl
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxWfRFPj19
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI9m9ZWkKm
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lYbzlUVWw
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjromNNaISK
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgXhhJIz8y
「…歌聲魅影！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLe3mgscEX
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKZZYwUxbV
好在唔使佢出手咋。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ9MjIuZNR
「…動感十字死光！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1ILrjIOv6
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPOZf95WZJ
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUM95bVa5L
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTZMFldli7
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPxMPJSGCj
「咁正常對決啦…」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkLQAoPW4g
…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yaJii3CcR
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY2CTTwGqB
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OhUtRrdYD
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFJgzVfwg0
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq1qtx3JQG
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1v1nWce2P
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QBdXdytr8
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNeUsOgXft
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z3DeMRZVc
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe09wqIbd6t
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGxnBHopSC
…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HmnnafZoa
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlBfXQ5mXy
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ika1W6pai
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bKggJQWa3
幾秒過後，白雲散去…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNIpyMATrD
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAQNsbT4hY
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnfnMOFYc0
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcAunKH0wv
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SUxY6BazU
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8hpCxhFoO
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZIrFK4QX2
將「二郎神」撞開…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0ZqiiLhWD
「哎吔！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7Fo3i7uSw
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPyuQovdH7
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf32nUx50aP
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBNZbHawOT
我就襯呢個時候…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir4gfYQ56R
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0vQCBq3wJ
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcVG944aF6
「咁點算啊？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqyTkUW796
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJesZxxdopV
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4Z0oXFqnZ
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbXXYlowVe
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNwaqYHBYP
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncXdmwQrGF
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkboSFpKNCT
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcIStqYn3m
「邪影勾魂斬！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeebAqPv9nU
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFA2ImTfGV
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzJuHmPSfr
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu1VaWVj96
「陰魂歸天！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNhcVbtSQ9
向上一斬…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1UMrcGGCN
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx1r5iHXEs
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0gNxt4eOm
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5jPK7AYg4
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn0SavGq39
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIDJl2tBVQ
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA92wH3sii4
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhkp04wgvb
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegjEZdoaP6
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlieLBXL27
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6t6o1qUff
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JVypGaPPd
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhuL3CHcka
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdpcHipPFv
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0GKuCRxx7
「冇錯！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PXwBFTQIL
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtttI86KtRL
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIeUFKpP6c
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ6dmh8aaE
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZskJwr0Fh
刀光劍影之快…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tvvWtSYFe
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY9UdV0Dag
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlHN2tH6Xy
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8M00G3WkZ
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8ggYeCO5A
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyTIgUlUGs
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFqeb91sc7
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5PWPLG5O2
打咗幾百個合。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrc8wDsTRx
之後突然…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc59DSUP2SG
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfydMfx08rN
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gFg6Vd6cv
「係PAKKA啊！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FHBfUR5uW
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg2UC4C34q
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwv8UJ3PWn
(待續)686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL1oFKJs9I
下集預告︰686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjTvUo9MaD
河仙？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO4sTODvsa
註解︰686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU7N0YH7yr
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONrc3o9jjX
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbFJM2rEGW
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss5mz4P8uJ
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb3Wl8IcyO
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6Ngxf49lE
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjnj2dWYss
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOJ8CSfges
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vqKiLhce6
