第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qUT5SJ4cW
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCgGdiQdhZ
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD22tGln9uc
我嘅上一集…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL6dwB3fOb
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb0yDWoCKZ
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbdNvS0PcC
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOcqKuRqGI
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfd7WXhGoO
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFtApQVj1C
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazHcNpO7hG
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4O5qE9vqI
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuMqhint5w
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnT6fmM2tw
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR2aTb7vHR
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRG18XIcX7
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrU6l3Sl73
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrXN1Nz4BQ
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HkmLXZxPh
「咪住！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiuSk3obcR
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS7YwkwLLf
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NdpsUJDdH
「咩話？二郎神？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXtPjx2tHa
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnyNUnl8tH
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbooDULK3de
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisleQMYy6g
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7tmVjUR1O
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N71an3Rc3
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTMJCH4IHb
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iQqMgN1kp
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fUaA7lLYT
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKTIHDjxh6
我無奈到唔想講嘢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wULcKN1Sk
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZw3fot8Fj
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIobsZKZHP
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOK4ry6u2a
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz6U5XCO7l
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXS0o6P6bH
「…歌聲魅影！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxouSUdcfS
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhreLL1saCA
好在唔使佢出手咋。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHuXcW8Df2
「…動感十字死光！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nJYmzCZAd
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gi2fo9Bb1
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xdvdeClji
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWqUDRvZMB
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDepPdYRhh0
「咁正常對決啦…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZbZzf7OE9
…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tpztR38sO
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgASfJvtdeo
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXgC0ERHnK
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ138f6XG4Vs
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhqUiVo5kO
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq8gfClW2p
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF3g9zH8Py
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MVYhraCdd
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIRh6YGHlt
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2V89E2bgr
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjk9N3zvCVD
…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5z5z3CdrH
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8uT2lIXjK
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumxji8OPir
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WmUeVgsky
幾秒過後，白雲散去…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5nJVZdNw9
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rVZqAKJAU
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ArUhOnHkw
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDythZzxxu
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbYa7RfFBa
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtYxL2O2ko
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxczYoh3wO
將「二郎神」撞開…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ufHotnxE5
「哎吔！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVUQZvK5x4
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNyt8v7VLz
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1W8LdCVPv
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDCpxZePRS
我就襯呢個時候…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wofgkmMzz
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4Nt4bQAl1
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIU9RoEkGm
「咁點算啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iFuxEkooH
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGEjRirQZm
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8auFQ7CIZh
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42VjYIQGn6
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaEYNZgiI3
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIhKdYtRN1
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKWViCIfMo
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuaWjPip4f
「邪影勾魂斬！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlOyJ49WPr
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz9FquKFFi
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68eznSWGs8
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs8AAHF1LF
「陰魂歸天！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTfpKGXbvu
向上一斬…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSJXWBcjVx
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrUVZCeVfd
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdzUcN4ywH
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GLBJcePVe
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UdUyviEzd
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfDE4KQDOa
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnmQHFZg5v
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGaTUqxgSK
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy7aI9xvKt
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmllsX5YI7
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MLURGurb6
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmzkYNfp4y
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq44r3AUZMl
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwCoRY0cCO
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV0P4tHFG0
「冇錯！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKoqO9KFTc
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMWoAOIjEV
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux5EW9qsh2
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZQsplKjVM
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTWFZsvvpn
刀光劍影之快…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aB67h2jVs
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1dmwOSeSE
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uS6fwz9J7
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzwWJvrxp2
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBwLUgQmxm
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UwOjD9cYG
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jjwg32TaE
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroFHkPmPoW
打咗幾百個合。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqshb5rS2T
之後突然…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVCl0XpfkY
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymEKqeciTS
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQwmFj4EZb
「係PAKKA啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A7NkI0yRp
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY10Io0Mni
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFTsQEqaMN
(待續)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04Hnv4bLIb
下集預告︰658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwnPWAkIzZ
河仙？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsu3Ts68v4
註解︰658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpTKjSzYEB
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHGnlKTirp
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxsgmJAwaV
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWRc6kRTeU
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavtoOXzmSC
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZGm5ot88c
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZlSCxDrUJ
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEytQxntGnP
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4oNgPiZwp
