《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4FfJ0o4FR

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzLN1BsLb3

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh072Y3HtyH

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGe9dUaStY

(大家表示無言。)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlGoDFs3Or

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFPPn7Lfgv

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UctMI4rPe

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP6Qf8yPST

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaMQqEbRAb

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYplMPUDsu

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9Rr8dotg2

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM3P6n31sX

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jflU4I3O0

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbblTXDnwh

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KrWUHn6ZY

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBZGNDtHHe

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt4uP3QTIv

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgstZt23Img

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX28yxdy4S

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk4SscnCuB

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKz7MzLFfV

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd07W2ZaKvJ

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZTRTc4sym

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7RLES4KSS

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYBL2qgHtS

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomeQRHGjnE

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzAnaNnesp

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8diNh3jF5l

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoDpxZdvHo

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D3NcNtBsB

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQR9yGbihX

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2mQmDVXRY

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK8iTVC59q

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAip5GxYzo

「咁再嚟喇喎！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuF4n26iWV

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gLcPdSEXJ

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzfdwTNQ2L

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdxzMOIT2I

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq4lFaZLBw

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2ZADZdkk8

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZxsSMyRUa

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlVto5gSmD

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKopq8pkYo

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5lQ4Xkkkj
「破滅斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RheyyBUOv
「爆烈斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER5CGyxFmf
「追魂斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dHBLYpcK6
「百烈斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATwfPDmmzW
「萬人斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KgMO7JWar
「勾魂斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9E72t70Rs
「左斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ7LI46aIu
「右斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFyYhCqKxp
「斜斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17c0oNi47G
「橫斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2vc4L4Uyg
「豎斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJc6wKHYQZ
「旋風斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUY6WcldIg

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOrdXuv7wq

「直刺式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fvTk19GRd
「橫削式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4a2b8yhUw
「斜斬式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSsIP5MuNa
「旋風式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlGuatJL2q
「順劈式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnuo0vdYK2
「拖劍式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5powOw6NH
「推刃式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0xJ2Vg2g7

而阿明就…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qh824Ya3J

「覆雨劍！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4FeSJ8We2
「翻雲劍！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rJKGHsb8w
「飛天劍！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ2u9ECM0Q
「遁地劍！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwonmhjpfSh
「爆烈劍！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH9J3qJOOB

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvhoESXK2q
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyvFvTi4xu
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OJeY8mT0C

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosb4lpW4Uq

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYBQpVi222

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zySs7dZth

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MaM6hZZpr

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfen1D29J61

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF9oPWDbs0

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfu8q4aWvW

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BXbcBmsVa

「神與神。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOGqNd0GMh

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg4YjvOT48

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl41FWFY8A

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAoAX4eco9

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB4MFbg8LH

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauFQxeBxhS

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAz3QahwDO

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkIWZW6zOP

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3SCDMewUC

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPgGRiLaRa

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLKxr4f8BQ

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4VSOxUXHf

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuVBjqZOuO

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDTuoUn12x

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdME5pnj2C

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmFV9RfDvw

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFhQhmMRAm

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv3u5brhjv

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4neWnLVvl6

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLWcDi8819

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQe0CTMhTj

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb27qFbRgYS

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOdXN8426v

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAeHQsbp2A

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdURZAxKQG

「擎，天，式！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIouo1uAoW

「咩話？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfzj0qnYUM

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufdso9Njqg

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TGbeJwkEH

(插 ~！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLk8y7cP0J

中正「地魔」下陰…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03c3zVoRic

「哇丫~~~~~~！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvVkWnh6hs

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBopuJevzG

「地魔」亦唔會例外…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO6jW03LxI

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMZlZrehiv

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAqw0m3NeB

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQpNhh7Jy1

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBQa4e1dDQ

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXyyEkYOfW

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRwEFlhNt2

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoAOougMgL

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUT6r4SOTl

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ531KAp36wL

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRCPqBBJih

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvsVPyeAmv

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w4TeJiKK2

「點…點解你要背叛我？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOgqKmy0FE

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDiuX4AwUF

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWiEBsfpTx

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe3B2VbVgG

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmaDfENjhv

「我…我…吊！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVmjDKw8Qy

大家都呆咗半秒…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVMk6VPD31

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohe3XTTcdI

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEfcIlqjgL

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggKqGbKuM0

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj2fhpb0CW

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ9Xc5WhJE

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAX0MTByd6

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNzfZ1p2JF

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbab5v92BK

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4RispnmyD

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EESFQuTDK

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoZNjnrhA3

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJy8pgCFDI

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsNWHszq1n

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7qx3WE6gj

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLSluHoABn

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVJYvGgXGt

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtUvlRkHPp

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E36iG6ftZ

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkOkTbSN1a

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqYIrCvnyH

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByioFUfxtJ

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTStFKvBhi

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuc7CMQzkf

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNAf2VMxyj

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEdrg8uOgH

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjAWXrKYLh

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqF4F4BRHs

…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSTJnOb0Re

之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOp2U7hYyx

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vzaQHBK7t

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs8x5iGeE6

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDJQqH7PBQ

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW3illMYJ7

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqDADkcC5J

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh11EjtolGp

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlp8i5ExWd

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRdbrUADa9

… (返酒店)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9idXvGc550

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj7FfWMF6t

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHIzS6NG8p

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkMuHhutEf

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zhX9Kv7NR

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxClQADznP

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe1Z35khKy

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqugEJnAiMp

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fqPLMostE

「居居」跟咗阿輝…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1Wt4rN1CH

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMF5FnGzWk

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T1kqDbZBS

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZV085gA2c

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBDpc86prL

到主角佢哋喇…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoub91eDz4o

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFP53GEoPv

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuntNg4Ca5

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LZ7YcKUG0

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QdHnjWprS

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5N4xEhize

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfdgGODk8n

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU5HPnx6Z0

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxfYFYH9yo

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQieOp919V

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe72KQGxVfd

………712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEZY3H7mp9

大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MCabOhZQz

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjRMmtfE1o

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhE8Pi4QHV

「咩啊？」阿輝問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPOG1j1Ncy

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7gLeer2hW

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkWeW98eo7

「但係…」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JPWNHvkLG

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFcTTbLFGE

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QrZoqylpO

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogi4seKhhk

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF0tmoxlHy

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxhAHy8gMb

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0UVQp4WzE

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjXrqZhcfY

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQsvddK20A

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1pPPO5cW7

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1umIa8Hd0x

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaJaWdoj9x

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkgv6WhvrT

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5NseydsjW

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bHNYLms0M

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICmrwdMmiH

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl8OUjAi9b

「點解啊？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ibfT5Brsg

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPPB1eFVtl

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTabCLAEl6P

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCca9T735oe

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A4GgWHt1p

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnqhskTuFM

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mE7Qbxbt5

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4lRa9LJRD

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZlgsKsJbW

「咩話！？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImHCjrJZxa

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHn0eeSbzw

「邊個？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTffV4vjMH1

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpqFihIBUz

「河童？！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKXXiywXLL

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvy51TMzDP

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GV5eQNwTc

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSvSNCOCvE

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwE6ohanR7

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECyxDA5mcz

真係難得有情人啊！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q0gqOn3iQ

…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrTLKvNjUy

之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jyXiiSH87

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0sGJfD3Vl

…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ByMqRqepY

時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZhoV6GZsJ

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ3oYuGXPO

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH5tJYy7gq

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGeNydNmjp

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5od2Hq7Gop

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YBEa0aJ2A

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V1XnKfcXg

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn825fjnW5

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx3wu5jqwC

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlwg9oqVst

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcL6A71nKQQ

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOASXwxAwTV

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIVRM0h543

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7h5ozAsi6

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM9Jb5h5K1

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBUac6fpzO

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEaEBN23cx

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH7B2krgmA

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozEH6uflkU

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7BTvTXKzk

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwEB4TwvB3

…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSaE9GJpsU

「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnunCJQER7v

…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJskRL7VXh

當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEHz0crbPN

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjrmV8MSef

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBzYbtkzwm

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqco5pWncYU

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVeB19IYbc

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu0djNFc0y

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB93M6tj1wv
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHbKlKoxVi
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnviUnpCXh

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3oZnGi79N

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLI22d0utD

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3GHb2JTfd

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ8iRgumv4

場面震撼…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu17fzgTj4X

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyqTRyIgvZ

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgvL9HU1V1

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnj1473jo4

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ulD31AfGQ

突然…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG05BKD68Sz

竟然…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT7Udx43V9

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Uz3xZd3Ef