《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjfNTzlUju

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvMgKI2fOn

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVbt92G7sx

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZM9o1kV3w

(大家表示無言。)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0vdctomnr

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9FNw4ggez

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfQmw0tZOF

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0QGxA5sS9

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23u29KU6ku

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJiE7qSpZ0

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMeGa9Ed3J

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDmLd2M5qm

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxrYQlnCPa

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7b54c18N1

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4uJM09GKX

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnvRbuEuyL

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqOeVB4QgY

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkckixWITf

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXWAGBDzRn

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETiVbcQRyc

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsUB4UX9Pt

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrvMou7wQa

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmIuEdY8fL

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4KkqUqj7t

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluDkkDQWKg

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZsSQ9RMWW

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnInAvmZDg

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPST0TYQkee

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsSMhQJtj6

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxiMzlxHFC

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12HXAgnzI4

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxmM99a60D

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQbCp6mWpX

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYRroD4Vvd

「咁再嚟喇喎！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSwThidqDQ

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GcLPixTOl

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvK2LtaeD2

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7SCp7MLxM

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAVYyIN9Fx

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHS6l7pqjX

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYwZ9sFuUn

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbuNinyT68

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofow0GcxC3

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F2cAycWDo
「破滅斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKfGxYLaGS
「爆烈斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4dREWaqoQ
「追魂斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRR376eER8s
「百烈斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaySu74MYa
「萬人斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiS6YZUwK0
「勾魂斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lOdh5ufq4
「左斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzqG4ZqOe0
「右斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRykCBjKnVX
「斜斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u700DlfEz
「橫斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUjMz8az9t
「豎斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcZ2jxAoux
「旋風斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT54YeoyybZ

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8naDwwhL5

「直刺式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l5NwaphEb
「橫削式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCJD1eaSVX
「斜斬式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVSB4sWn9F
「旋風式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdNwHQFWrq
「順劈式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsGISmEOvy
「拖劍式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw4MUDcJFG
「推刃式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rwlDVhR98

而阿明就…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEGBQxvx6x

「覆雨劍！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuj7z5DO79
「翻雲劍！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWni8UERSy
「飛天劍！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyN7rzLxsn
「遁地劍！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKqiQsTmLq
「爆烈劍！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnctjb4E4PN

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5IE0NFta9
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdQrpWgqbM
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOlNv5TdcT

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjg9DmqOaP

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR14wePcHQQ

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQdjGRrquP

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3luTAVqCz

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVALqz4kk15

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBMVLPCjvE

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPBRwqzN6G

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqqc9TG4A1

「神與神。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTwSkJgDSv

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEswwkK7a5

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfvunk7Yci

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3tcbwS8pt

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyCsUdNTZw

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9xQGML1AY

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tk4g5tFOl

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xtg3MbZsc

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDgH2zF29A

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvfguaFYeB

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rpLQvuJNW

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4smv2U3yz3

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19zIz8g4MG

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWGCIrqcW4

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHGhJE0pzF

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ee6jFlBB5

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRETXZBx4JJ

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT70sm0VpM1

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzZM57Kqk4

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dDTgKVMhx

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeXQemAZjc

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSFfKBntM7

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MpW7vD6BE

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZNO3MlYTq

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOfV83dng3

「擎，天，式！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgXbPle57D

「咩話？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSPjFcoENf

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPIlU0P2lL

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZoyBsMXVi

(插 ~！)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx6CBZMkSM

中正「地魔」下陰…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn14RgSpPH

「哇丫~~~~~~！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsTpCBRIhL

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkFX7qdvdT

「地魔」亦唔會例外…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKt50RrKG4

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlZ9yIzV5V

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcYOz6ufS9

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt82GgF08Tn

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWJVjCZue5

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXkO4yrYUM

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiGW05eaAM

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fsE5G7WHo

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpQLiGHOwm

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79ndUcwTP7

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRRnuoIYD9

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcVGD97IiC

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS7G5jLLgI

「點…點解你要背叛我？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFCw3wNpFL

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdRjGlC3lr

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhDam4yELK

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRcVXIGo8v

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq2AwuV4AM

「我…我…吊！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRB9kV3c22

大家都呆咗半秒…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrp8fRavmy5

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNXBxbB86B

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFMJuVezju

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rDr7TIKwt

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZrHFj9pUl

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTohQ8TFBVw

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFY9XdgI1W

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTFW1LShE3

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4SCyOwwkj

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKDO7B4wql

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD6L5sZihJ

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SK6YtJcpm

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7WRJQ4CtA

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkOCBh4K3R

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE4OfMpg4M

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9xXF3zMVd

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDsrPQnxol

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SiNjTVRqJ

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6GF0UUvPo

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYjVITZ86E

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsm3OmmFUh

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqntDjhdCx7

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG5zXrFkpO

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcWETVTrcL

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZBF12OznM

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetVv9uEbOK

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYfLruyHgi

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0sBUlQMR7

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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrVdBmJYlv

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrc8fbrxhI

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDdmM6aHfr

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfGvMxjQhS

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGzu04vN53

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzVcB1X4ta

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe2bABi0Dp

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWtY7rfzh7

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyrNfYUxJK

… (返酒店)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzzReqy1NP

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH172KHLts

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz9tVgeIHa

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl34S4Gj65

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3G2Fxf9XO

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqn72pgvGh

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrkOV402Hp

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEId3Dd1GC

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6Yg0UPTb0

「居居」跟咗阿輝…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqCaTNVADk

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7znG3dmis

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1b018WZZz

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtc5DmmFjg

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tYlT8zKHt

到主角佢哋喇…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW9c09M1M7

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNGmnjh9SN

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGSibT40Ib

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmwT6V2Gam

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IDQZx9S9I

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqldRMnSxG7

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghVas45zZv

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiU1Y3ly2e

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvsc1ixf4G

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aVWfbxyp8

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew7pxpoOMc

………704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDayaLdWUc

大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6GGooi9Fj

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz8BHYd7Wk

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLDHJ7IFRp

「咩啊？」阿輝問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDrbiJpAdU

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsUjkpi2gs

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalhZFwcj0w

「但係…」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5zRKkM7sD

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyrQzxrHZx

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6EpndMroA

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj5foNR4kd

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk9d5kcJ2w

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrBXT51fOM

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPXHHfQYcC

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrY3tIomFh

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LisRzi0WY

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1Ok9r7lvd

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt7ulcadXZ

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4b3ycjQ2k

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzcOCwd0qT

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNdqTCIaY2

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ8Dw0L9Mj

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NO0aZe4rI

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvDq4N9E8g

「點解啊？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI13n4wOsF

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaQ06OTMPg

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDGjOtD9zQ

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2XatHIEov

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NUvqIf3pH

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvI4Tki1pw

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3zYVOhKD9

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDeVbJemq3

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26SP2HF164

「咩話！？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKa7VwANln

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0XY7JIpho

「邊個？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uAcc0W2ve

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkV7My1nmP

「河童？！」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTPDa8UaUd

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oJyt6ksuk

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjzCR04p9z

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPuMACOOXM

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj85WHBroL

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gA0lKmusN

真係難得有情人啊！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2YNCMflLo

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之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4thqeziglx

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzFr9pVaUI

…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V2jfvSArh

時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDZwgRe9IW

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbjBat4rCl

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JkZGLntXA

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxAl02qFz0

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIS0VeZbB1

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWswj0WZqw

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd2ApCT5mQ

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarS29EaXEB

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpF7zZqhrJ

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJulnXUW5e

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdiToVSmlf

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscGlWpprZv

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6SVJ0fjVd

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn9jigSApx

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvXto9SA8c

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQYDUTQmD1

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY94Ceqe0G

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpZChUFJgo

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hT1l7Kx8H

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXefg1Qemc

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK62KjB3Mau

…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KCakqDjJ2

「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g278ElTHS

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當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6mFEUhN3Z

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmzVzUVwJ5

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPLdAv5o2m

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vnYTRocUg

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ1ezlArlt

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqiX4t21gy

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWLGtuMxAh
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMxveGA4Rw
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLXr4bpAok

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfjV5XCZ6Z

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpKPZoeGJh

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6MgFUMkrH

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJwtvtn0MP

場面震撼…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1XvfL98V5

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE2A3jAjlj

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdzWQO3bcH

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1aQystVS1

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpAQTJVDke

突然…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzMeY7HJ25

竟然…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoghnDR1txb

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…704Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv1f9dia9J