《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1r5QRHtkT

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrFxZqc1Sm

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2olD69T7wl

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBu65GZNcI

(大家表示無言。)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8gHk9F40g

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFqUeL5Zku

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLUQw1Qevw

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVlpQ1QplT

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdI5WjtYOY

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwdGqcWAKt

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6bd4XNS71

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj0VRxWAoX

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf2NEbNfA6

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0adupt2iM

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDFUXIuaIt

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNAq9yeW5E

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54mtxlTbyk

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsIt6ltQcH

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAHuDcNPAj

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLmsx5IiHh

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJYipQ9qnC

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSSO0szLE8

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur8Mqcwaaq

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnx5pP5yIl

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8XgiI5gjA

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm0cXCCEm7

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ9jhEAk6a

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3ZGjiV26f

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyz45JwkdB

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0AABWxxjh

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqGqHpPDhG

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLqyMvcw75

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WTEDfnyDQ

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0OjASqq25

「咁再嚟喇喎！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqeaZ5ddaS

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD8oss2XTK

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADrH7Fn8b6

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGnfx7HLIE

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv820MShoh

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX1MFQmI0K

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXclJXVmzp

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxetfxld0f5

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPhsjb4O4J

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBR3fAzTrpq
「破滅斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbGbfRbA7Y
「爆烈斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNLoujgxbS
「追魂斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDhbgUV2Tb
「百烈斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUSaMf6dKn
「萬人斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGil4RBBPHI
「勾魂斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQJjjSPGWl
「左斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVS1wbBtpu
「右斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW75vG3a4U
「斜斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q9Fb047UM
「橫斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL2TVBY5xP
「豎斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvem0e9zLY
「旋風斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh1iyzn63r

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5L4a6VtW9

「直刺式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8Tr6xZFzi
「橫削式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO2AZ6eaNG
「斜斬式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ6DL2CKBv
「旋風式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZOVWUtuSz
「順劈式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYqtl7dHhl
「拖劍式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeKOaYpye8
「推刃式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYrvfAbWcw

而阿明就…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87wmU7QeQB

「覆雨劍！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FMIHOyyxH
「翻雲劍！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbyY8MTQBT
「飛天劍！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToK5crBGno
「遁地劍！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWMi6ouJZa
「爆烈劍！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi49p9GvZ7W

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Wg9TZegdy
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6QYswodbu
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaaw7rJcWL

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6F9TpD1zt

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgVHrMOPbg

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh9GditmIS

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqugufvp4F

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVZaLm6vJv

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUdGW5S9xc

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOT1h687Z3

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIprc77S2A3

「神與神。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc40H0f1VI

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20At51QvGC

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjEikxAAFf

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiLXMhDFSs

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89cvZcKQVv

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuC7p7Hnyj

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU57ef1yQp

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyHN5E6zD5

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysDp9j2yrZ

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWWtkqbkv7

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡProbte6zWn

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpogfILS3y

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJFTCynT2c

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkKNVLKHUV

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PEznwH2Wm

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFjB2jWUHD

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeWhCGXUcy

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ejjnAU6dw

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSE7lCKVEe

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E7wmMst1B

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGeSm8a0kb

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6xcum2KSQ

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhtLnXZdBO

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFm2RODw2H

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXF1cwuxis

「擎，天，式！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVjx1eNQX6

「咩話？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qUOUSDw00

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaPBmUy53a

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdQQhHT0bq

(插 ~！)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYTUViwTMH

中正「地魔」下陰…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZpSLSnPPS

「哇丫~~~~~~！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRerjWu7aqy

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBz2k4vaEo

「地魔」亦唔會例外…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggGm21P6E0

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnPTrSNpKs

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6r6uYMY8n

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUhKvt2sBM

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYpXBHQvb6

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckstzv4HB5

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JAsa57PpS

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVq5mCHnt3

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l9eYkralC

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAOIS8KGbu

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnVPWckRlb

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF9BwTeUZv

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGv1XvdkIm

「點…點解你要背叛我？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSfpzvEPRf

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtU6MT8xeq

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotVe2JrMbu

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJrNuSmlTI

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7wTzp0ODM

「我…我…吊！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXc1eD40jT

大家都呆咗半秒…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2UmxUOy8n

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkwLvXzHVQ

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q1J4B7pG2

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnSoj9SgNl

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tyv1IRQCY

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT70d2vVsz

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbUrHGiQ8u

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqojjUZkHg

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC4tqE9WMW

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeElGALVTVS

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4Yw7H7EWU

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkASjVAsWHK

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5lQNo4fuZ

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVsGJd9SGY

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFATzICkGWn

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnp3YZ35u1

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtBDcg8Kcq

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ51sNBhA7

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlduEU3Jvsj

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oIlv3B2Is

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HyCdZkWvu

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3X48ILmUs

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbRqTNv7JP

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9tCOwRVQi

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloi9oEFecD

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtVqKVE9Tv

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKL9ZkJBHk

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNz9zvDVFX

…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSVoBIo1V3

之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVD3L33GId

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJpzk6mrmP

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nRgABPVZq

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKRoEdTGMD

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSbbjUOhty

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAza4MOnEv

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTZrqGm8kn

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn7XgJiBHG

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QDCmreCFa

… (返酒店)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bttF7SIl6

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVNZgJ4dRv

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYTzLS1Qv9

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkZmiCZ3Ye

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lPve2tDnm

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20CBWPa18o

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt41X7BeAz

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloamEciZsx

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhfFP5wEDu

「居居」跟咗阿輝…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9LP5Hz139

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgPSynCQQ7

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzvM6ZuydX

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfo27N8JmW

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9atBEBQMU

到主角佢哋喇…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF5BMRfgZx

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WsR7SjNhE

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8ighv20wZ

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtDp7ezSB5

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu20daZYgYh

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qsB0qbdi8

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYGi4YWyU0

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIjjlp8k6J

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq2d8vwCtl

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK8f28MlHo

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8mRxMBjmQ

………733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpThK6WsfDQ

大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUYkGQGeRP

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv6qBcY6cs

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke23VhV1Z5

「咩啊？」阿輝問。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUN9lOyuR4

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tEFnO8BCZ

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9Y1oAM8WV

「但係…」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOPgwpAxJa

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrBvoPfkX6

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtadWrvSub6

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3gEctAHmk

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIuVqlGWdK

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZVokSK9zi

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpXBxOlYwe

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyV1D5excO

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPjBeQlbQR

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbBEuAs97R

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvjRLS2Wut

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiSaMYAiWI

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2xekcr75M

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoDqG3mizK

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwWAyP3wjW

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTuPJsh1DZ

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ps1Nlw2ju

「點解啊？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBAC4V8hjW

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEdN82ttuz

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpotL4AQ1yU

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hdbvcuPpR

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLAHEkrVTk

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlsywkaFjX

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v0YXDoi5Y

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgwt03THmP

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfeWc7XnwW

「咩話！？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP6maQHUt7

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Kj68DFObN

「邊個？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK9wEDD6DB

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJgjoMcUuq

「河童？！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMtaczY5ez

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUg70D3iYr

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7HP50taDM

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeZBySheh4

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq5PHjwU8b

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3IQGmZCly

真係難得有情人啊！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckLUjGlU3B

…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmpPM0K4xH

之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsVYaxi3N4

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBGIxdPktb

…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpLTErxPCp

時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXC0HKXrVI

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkVICcyqNr

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZNCnuYXDD

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIGs9cT8oI

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldl0OXIZta

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmxm2rgEy7

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ904TSQtVFk

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub6UhCHaeZ

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOISHckgWz

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYANmlPEnn4

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrwUP1ls1X

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3h0YojaZg

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsCJclnu9x

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4EN7jASW1

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenyhtclBMz

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfq8LYHxu8

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSmpUhAlWB

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXdXe4Mhd5

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uOs7y7G8z

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR98356296

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXKnxV89bY

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「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzadxyscPk

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當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jTnagUx77

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4Bj2DC76X

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mU11hqTtF

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3uU5TIcrx

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtRwqWdAZL

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP5WBphokf

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnVjOJ0r5u
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLK3h72f1s
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2dR0awzrf

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXZLCA2SGI

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pldbaxaem

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWuA4x6KK2

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDfA2Ad3zs

場面震撼…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP91MNlsLde

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3hDjiJhRO

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgvThtT0op

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvIKQMTPCe

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbzaxFYWtv

突然…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci0YCoAMo4

竟然…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRyUxQpkCh

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaAK0BnoiW