第040集 ~ 輝︰驚唔過「肥妹」個口…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp7Ka0DtIc
「梗係捉鬼啦，唔通去叫雞咩？」阿狗佢串「大袋」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrTc1rWeln
「話唔定真係嫁，哈哈。」而我就笑咁講。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJFTMoPimI
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之後，我哋一齊落咗樓下搵「光管陳」，點知佢未返到嚟，應門嘅係「黃仔」。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3BhPm0EIM
不過噏咗幾句廢話之後，「光管陳」好快就返咗嚟，仲先同阿明公公講嘢…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR87oZWdk4e
佢真係當「黃仔」係死嫁喎，佢有佢講，當「黃仔」透明咁。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfeeUZ1dA9
當「光管陳」佢問起阿倫同「細鬼」，我感覺到應該佢哋出咗D事，但係我唔敢直接講…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSAk5O5XTZ
因為佢哋兩個好可能係去過「雞竇」，如果冇關係，我又講咗出嚟，咪好似爆人陰毒咁，呢D嘢我唔做嘅。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDbeygLs8g
之後「光管陳」話二十分鐘樓下等，我哋幾個無奈咁回應咗聲「好」就落咗去樓下等。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTfDIoGdPc
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阿明去咗打電話，應該係想將「黑色符」同公公嘅事講返俾世伯伯母佢哋知。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLC7iT9jHE
我就跟咗阿狗同「大袋」去搵阿妮傾計，佢哋講講吓，阿狗竟然真係想約阿妮去睇戲，唔係真係想追佢呀？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk8PKQir5c
佢係妖怪嚟嫁喎，我雖然都有D驚佢發爛，但係唔可以俾佢害到阿狗嫁，所以…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8qPQxMCMp
「你既然係妖怪！就唔好害阿狗啦！好嗎？」我衝口而出。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ4Caf0VhF
阿妮開頭呆咗一陣，之後就想忍都忍唔住咁喊咗出嚟，男仔整喊女仔，仲要係靚女，根本就係死罪，不能被寬恕…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaPCpCOX7g
不過我一早預咗佢哋兩個衰仔重色輕友嫁喇，嚟啦，打我啦！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lasnrzI4c
點知佢哋不但子冇打我…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzwdCEvSAO
「咩你唔知咩？阿妮一早同我哋講晒佢身世啦。」「大袋」佢仲咁講。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nOt08sJH1
「小妮，不如你唔好喊住丫，你同阿輝都講吓你身世丫，佢都可以做你朋友架。」阿狗都咁講。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqU9bmuwdc
「小咩妮啊？好難聽啊！唔好扮晒好熟啊吓。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMZLE3rZB4
「車，你理得我啫，小妮都冇介意，關你鬼事咩？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOskV4tJDt
阿妮就有D怕醜咁，之後慢慢講咗佢D身世我聽…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDm7smtXFq
「我本來係個小女孩，出世之前父母已經死去，只有我婆婆照顧我，6歲嗰年認識咗「小狐」，「小狐」係隻身負重傷嘅九尾狐妖，喺我同婆婆悉心照料底 下，佢總算勉強可以生存落去，但係喺我8歲嗰年，婆婆染上不治之症，似好快就要死去咁，而我亦同時患上重病，「小狐」為咗報恩，將我同佢嘅身體融合起嚟， 總算可以多照顧婆婆一段時間，就係佢一直陪住我成長，而家我哋係同體嘅，不過佢從來都唔會使用我身體，一直只係默默咁保護我，而我從來都冇想過做壞事，我 只係想幫人，希望可以同你哋做個朋友啦。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67849gXvZ8
我聽完之後，有D慚愧…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM5IBQt6vT
「對唔住啊，我估唔到真係有咁多好妖，不過我意思係，如果你係妖，就唔應該同阿狗佢來往，我意思係情侶式拍拖啊，始終人妖殊途丫嘛。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfnE0X7wP5
阿妮佢面紅紅咁，應該係怕醜。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5G31KWZhf
「死架！我呢？點解係同佢，唔係同我拍拖啊？」「大袋」講。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ6eACKU46
「死開啦你！阿輝呀，小妮又冇應承過同我交往，我哋只係想再認識吓大家喳嘛，未來嘅嘢，大家都確定唔到，但係我都好希望可以同佢做個朋友，我諗你都會嫁可？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkf1pF5Kd0
「Sorry啊，大袋，因為…其實…我覺得…佢哋兩個好襯啊。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmJmfnuyyN
阿妮個面仔又紅咗D，連死人阿狗都扮晒怕醜咁，真係頂佢唔順。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTDSwHAPbe
突然，櫃台電話響起，阿妮接個電話…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmAeEhpZGU
「有人客打電話落嚟叫嘢食啊，我要去做事先喇。」之後同我哋講。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm93AQNZkw
原來阿明都返咗埋嚟，「大袋」個衰仔仲係死心不息，建議大家跟埋去食堂度，咁我哋咪都跟埋去囉。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2UgERgJSf
上到食堂，又見到嗰個「肥妹」喺度，仲要食到成檯面嘢，食嘢食成咁，話佢唔係妖怪都冇人信啦。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVClmyZOW3w
死仔「大袋」佢竟然衝咗埋去佢度，肯定又想攪事，所以我哋三個嗱嗱聲就跟埋去坐低。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bbHKrR5yx
佢條死仔竟然仲撩個「肥妹」…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4ecB9uXND
佢撩撩吓，我見到阿狗佢望去「肥妹」後面好似有D嘢咁，咪跟住望囉，點知…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUz54WAvPJ
個「肥妹」原來得個殼，後面完全空心嘅，睇到都覺得驚，仲想嘔添…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGSZFlTfT5
「哈哈哈，原來條肥婆唔識中文，死肥婆，樣已經衰，仲食得咁醜樣，前世肯定係隻豬…」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5w4pABH5m
「你，夠，膽，講，多，次！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSjbiRoSHW
「肥妹」好似發嬲啊！死喇！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zN4aPimN5
我驚起嚟，唔知自己噏乜…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UjC4rcx0h
「唔係啫，鍾意食嘢嘅女仔，不知幾靚，幾吸引，唔好信佢亂噏啫。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOGGLx1SLG
咁嘅說話都講得出，我自己D毛管都棟起晒。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9aI0givSQ
除咗「大袋」一對感謝嘅眼神之外，有兩對鄙視我嘅眼神望咗過嚟，就連遠處嘅阿妮同阿明公公都笑咗出嚟。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bpJ4VAVfe
我心諗，死就死啦！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP91g5QNldf
「小姐，你叫咩名啊？點解識講中文嘅？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMUXO6D3s5
「肥妹」佢呆咗咁望住我，死喇死喇，仲要有D傾慕我咁款…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tkdiRTqhl
「唔好鍾意我啊，唔好鍾意我啊！」我心裡面就一直係咁講。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfaJFgTzr5
「我叫柏木阿芙，你叫我阿芙啦，先生，你把聲好似Leslie啊…」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl6Lx5DxTc
LESLIE！？唔通係…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnz1TTTI2H
「香港嘅Leslie啊！佢係我偶像嚟，因為佢，我先會專登去學廣東話嫁，我當年都唔知睇過佢幾多場演唱會喇，諗起都好開心，先生，你把聲真係好似佢啊，好溫 柔，好舒服。仲記得當年聽到佢話退出樂壇，我幾傷心啊，不過都要支持埋佢個「告別樂壇演唱會」，我就係嗰時變成而家咁嫁喇…」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFNL0cqIPJ
「變成而家咁」呢幾個字我已經唔識驚，我反而好驚「你把聲真係好似佢啊，好溫柔，好舒服」…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeqaku48XF
我真係驚到入心入肺，驚佢真係鍾意我，我就PK喇。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZM70E66K5
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神一樣嘅打救嚟喇！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbPpZL1itc
「夠鐘喇，阿芙，小妮，我哋夜D再傾啦，我哋約咗我哋老師出去一吓啊！」阿狗佢出聲，講都未講晒，我哋就一齊急急腳走。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqiipu2S0d
不過離遠聽到阿芙佢…647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNkZxbvZmz
「咁我食住嘢等你返嚟丫！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrLciPqtil
佢講嘅係「你」唔係「你哋」，呢次「大檸樂」喇！647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16vapTM6Fc
(待續)647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTqULwi12e
下集預告︰647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStFvlIc7jp
四個女人赤裸裸肉騰騰咁圍住阿倫同「細鬼」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtMHUNZH4S
