第041集 ~ 明︰呢邊都有一對…唔係,幾對先啱,波啊!(少少甜)760Please respect copyright.PENANAren96v8022
「你,夠,膽,講,多,次!」760Please respect copyright.PENANAF9DcLeHvf5
個死「肥妹」呢六個字嚇到全場呆晒,咪住先,收返個「死」字先,唔係俾佢聽到,我就真係要死喇。760Please respect copyright.PENANAt3Mbf88yK9
不過估唔到阿輝佢竟然為咗「大袋」個死仔,講出「鍾意食嘢嘅女仔,不知幾靚,幾吸引」…760Please respect copyright.PENANAKsAd5wIJYp
嘩,呢幾個字真係令我佩服到五體投地,但係唔知點解,我都係用咗我嘅一線眼啤住佢…760Please respect copyright.PENANA5YuYFjsu7G
阿公佢其實都俾「肥妹」嚇咗一嚇,不過之後聽到阿輝講呢句嘢,佢都笑咗出嚟。760Please respect copyright.PENANAlZi9Op7uwo
「肥妹」佢含情脈脈咁望住阿輝,好在唔係望住我啫,我有諗過去幫阿輝嫁,不過我真係諗唔到點幫咋。760Please respect copyright.PENANALq4gRpOrt4
「肥妹」自稱柏木阿芙,仲讚阿輝似張國榮!?唔係呀?不過講真,阿輝又真係OK靚仔嘅,講起嚟都幾似Leslie…760Please respect copyright.PENANAZH8WqnyVdC
除咗阿欣,其實都仲有好多女仔鍾意佢,唉,唔好講呢D喇,講到我都有D黯然神傷,我都唔係唔靚仔嫁,不過唔係「白飯」型囉。760Please respect copyright.PENANAREM1i0Cmp9
原來香港明星真係咁威,個「肥妹」因為Leslie竟然學到咁流利嘅廣東話。760Please respect copyright.PENANArn6OgJHdvJ
「變成而家咁」呢幾個字由「肥妹」講出嚟,真係可圈可點,都唔知佢講緊而家妖怪咁嘅身體定係講緊佢咁肥…760Please respect copyright.PENANAQjrFDGPfRQ
不過呢D嘢俾返阿輝佢理啦,「肥妹」睇嚟對佢好有興趣。760Please respect copyright.PENANA9BlUdo5Yvv
一聽到「喪狗」佢幫手解圍,梗係雞咁腳走啦,仲等咩?760Please respect copyright.PENANAuE6c5CAS50
「咁我食住嘢等你返嚟丫!」760Please respect copyright.PENANAK52HQapKtz
嚇死人咩?係我肯定唔會再返嚟,容不易食埋我…隻「豬」嫁?760Please respect copyright.PENANAO7URIQqTeI
出咗門口,我哋即刻行樓梯返落大堂,阿輝佢鬧鬼「大袋」。760Please respect copyright.PENANA5FwCQWDKw6
「死仔,呢次累死我喇,你自己夜D嚟攪掂佢啊!」760Please respect copyright.PENANAQqcuzZERq6
「首先,真心多謝你嘅拯救,你就如我嘅再生父母,不過愛情呢家嘢,唔係我嗰科,真係幫唔到你。」「大袋」仲講風涼話。760Please respect copyright.PENANAmN1wEJtHoT
「哈哈,仲想攪掂佢呀?佢食到咁樣,我哋是但一個都一啖俾佢食咗啦。」而我就咁講。760Please respect copyright.PENANAE18OfQKlIL
「咁你哋兩個又唔係幾啱,阿輝佢已經好慘喇,潤少佢一陣啦,呢幾日佢都唔知點先可以逃過「肥妹」嘅五指山嚧。」「喪狗」佢都講咗句。760Please respect copyright.PENANAazeT7qSLnD
「係噃,真係可以點走呢你估?」哈哈,阿公都潤咗阿輝一句。760Please respect copyright.PENANAlXT6fhDm2T
突然,後面一陣風吹過嚟。760Please respect copyright.PENANAhF8vYbz6ct
「你哋做咩咁講啊?阿芙佢好善良嫁,佢其實都幾靚女丫。」原來係阿妮。760Please respect copyright.PENANAce0w7bm7KJ
又一次幾對「凌空啤」啤埋去,估唔到妖講大話仲勁過人。760Please respect copyright.PENANAXa8YQEu0DT
「你聽到晒我哋講咩?「佢」聽唔聽到嫁?」阿輝問。760Please respect copyright.PENANAlRc6lMdXmf
「咁你又可以放心,阿芙佢食嘢時候都好專心嘅。」760Please respect copyright.PENANA7XAKyml4wF
「睇得出!睇得出!」760Please respect copyright.PENANAVzMUdor25r
一落到樓,阿妮就返埋位做嘢,我哋都見到「光管陳」喺度。760Please respect copyright.PENANAlKqgV5vrGt
「阿Sir,帶我哋去邊度威啊?」「大袋」懶熟咁講。760Please respect copyright.PENANAIpuLGLev5W
「我好似冇話帶你去噃,你D功課做晒未啊?你好似仲爭幾份功課未交噃!」760Please respect copyright.PENANAfpb21GXz8G
「哈哈,原諒佢啦,阿Sir,功課返香港我哋幫你提佢,而家就免為其難,帶埋佢去見識吓啦。」阿輝講。760Please respect copyright.PENANAJYnfjZ6TlR
「我講吓笑啫,不過一陣唔係講笑,要聽晒我話,OK?」760Please respect copyright.PENANAYRyoU5V191
「OK!」760Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4mUUOSanV
「但係其實而家我哋去邊啊?」「喪狗」再問。760Please respect copyright.PENANAE54iDSfPwF
「去邊就未知,不過係去「鬼竇」,譚永倫同施計從撞咗鬼,你哋冇人睇得出咩?」760Please respect copyright.PENANARhySv4lJko
我好想串佢,但係淆,不過永遠總係有「大袋」做前線。760Please respect copyright.PENANAthmuIV74Fo
「你以為我哋係你咩,點睇得出啊?」760Please respect copyright.PENANAqZuURqE7eD
「光管陳」碌大對眼望到「大袋」淆底為止…760Please respect copyright.PENANAW2Lhzr8FEk
「呢次你啱,不過態度唔好,返到香港先炮製你。」760Please respect copyright.PENANAjhltHMTWBk
佢再講︰—760Please respect copyright.PENANA7UklLE4YBl
「頭先我見到佢哋兩個頭耷耷咁出咗去嫁喇,肯定係去「鬼竇」,我放咗D嘢喺佢哋身,方便我哋去追蹤佢哋,你哋而家跟住我,記得唔好太嘈,小心D。」760Please respect copyright.PENANAX8XZhhvYLE
之後,我哋一行五人一鬼就出發追蹤阿倫同「細鬼」,大家一路跟住「光管陳」行…760Please respect copyright.PENANAwVt6jHNrFQ
行過唔少大街窄巷,街上面見到我哋嘅人,都會用奇異目光望住我哋,真係瘀皮到爆。760Please respect copyright.PENANAjKxthzoC3a
不過,都算好快就搵到佢哋,我哋見到阿倫同「細鬼」個背脊,佢哋行得好慢,向住一個好多燈光嘅方向行去…760Please respect copyright.PENANA1cWL6jCXu7
我哋就一直保持距離跟住佢哋,不過講真其實都好明顯,只不過佢哋兩條友真係混混沌沌,我哋跟住佢哋都唔知啫。760Please respect copyright.PENANAmIK19wyxFM
佢哋入咗呢條咁多花燈嘅鬧市就失蹤咗,呢度好多店舖,但係D人好似自己有自己做嘢咁…760Please respect copyright.PENANAuCOHGKbdtg
全個鬧市都係人,但係冇人望到我哋咁,同頭先經過嘅街道感覺好唔同。760Please respect copyright.PENANA46E8D0lgpt
「陳Sir,呢度係咪有咩唔妥啊?點解D人咁怪咁嘅?」阿輝問。760Please respect copyright.PENANASYHTo0sgOS
「D人!?丫,我唔記得咗我開咗法眼,呢度一個人都冇,係個荒野嚟,等我幫你哋開眼啦。」760Please respect copyright.PENANACB1UdpNDJM
「等等,不如一陣先啦。」我心諗,有靚嘢唔睇,睇恐怖嘢係咪傻嫁?760Please respect copyright.PENANASyrW4zycW1
「好,一陣差唔多上堂先幫你開啦。」760Please respect copyright.PENANAg5S37HWZkA
「上堂!?」760Please respect copyright.PENANA8R9oGUCfEN
「係啊,今日就教你哋點捉鬼。咦,喺嗰邊,跟我嚟。」760Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZEKhwacmT
我哋幾個就跟住佢行到一條冇人嘅後巷,呢度雖然冇人,但仲係燈光火著,隔離似係個浴場…760Please respect copyright.PENANAMnKTN8m2pm
「光管陳」擒咗上個木箱度企咗喺度,(目及)嘢呀佢?760Please respect copyright.PENANAWsXTG9FgWC
「你哋都上嚟啦。」760Please respect copyright.PENANAnzMrKuKSZP
估唔到佢竟然係個大鹹濕,我睇錯咗佢,咦,我跟上去咪變小鹹濕?760Please respect copyright.PENANAfWkgeBlucO
「上嚟啦,扮咩嘢啫。」「大袋」佢哋都上咗去,仲對住我講。760Please respect copyright.PENANA4LIAxViBAQ
我見到「喪狗」﹑阿輝﹑「大袋」順序都一望到入去就即刻另返咗轉頭,紅晒塊面咁,我就擒上去試吓望入去睇吓咩事啦。760Please respect copyright.PENANArXLBOuVKSk
嘩,我差D就叫咗出嚟,我睇到眼都凸埋,即刻就另返轉頭。760Please respect copyright.PENANAxrsploXIbR
我見到嘅係,四個女人赤裸裸肉騰騰咁圍住阿倫同「細鬼」,摸吓摸吓佢哋個身,佢哋兩條友都係冇著衫褲,真係連條…760Please respect copyright.PENANAuCafS9kfpM
「丁」到露埋出嚟。四個女人仲離譜,身材凹凸有緻,紅藍黃紫四色內衣,一人一隻色…760Please respect copyright.PENANA7YS1bFKK7s
D內衣淨係識避開重要部位嚟遮住,完全想唔明佢哋嘅作用,一人一對…唉,我都唔識形容喇,大波波囉…760Please respect copyright.PENANAlHZgufJQSA
睇到我哋丫…到呢一刻,我終於明白到點解D伯父成日講「打飛機就叻,有女唔識JEK(食)」係咩意思,睇我哋四個就知。760Please respect copyright.PENANAklY8KeJiC7
「你哋做咩另轉晒面啊?」「光管陳」問。760Please respect copyright.PENANAdB8H03T6zq
「大袋」望一望佢。760Please respect copyright.PENANAoIZF24dBg8
「因為…我哋唔想好似你咁流鼻血…」760Please respect copyright.PENANAEuRv5wIZ08
我哋三個都對「大袋」呢句說話表示敬佩。760Please respect copyright.PENANAgRBI8RHpK2
「Sorry,呢排比較躁火。」「光管陳」答。760Please respect copyright.PENANAMFBYCEmpq0
我再望一望阿公,佢都(目及)完望過嚟我度,我見到佢個樣…760Please respect copyright.PENANAM24r2hhc6C
「頂你,你係鬼嚟嫁,學咩人流鼻血啫。」760Please respect copyright.PENANAqSZUC669YR
「阿公在生都未見識過D咁精彩嘅鏡頭,唔好怪阿公學人流鼻血啦,俾阿公欣賞多陣啦。」講完又另返去繼續(目及)。760Please respect copyright.PENANAEjqV1EgCp1
「陳Sir,你唔係開咗法眼嫁咩?點解睇到同我哋一樣嘅?裡面嘅係人?」「喪狗」問。760Please respect copyright.PENANAcwP0cC2eU1
「啱啱忍唔住誘惑閂咗一陣法眼,你話D妖邪幾咁邪惡丫。」760Please respect copyright.PENANA3GkhkaDKP2
咩唔係佢自己鹹濕邪惡咩?760Please respect copyright.PENANA6rRh0fkY9k
「好啦,再咁(目及)法,未捉鬼就流血身亡喇,開法眼啦,你哋做好心理準備,再唔會係四條索女,係四隻女鬼嚟嫁。」760Please respect copyright.PENANA3MZxVrPhqM
佢唵住我哋對眼,敲吓我哋個頭,又唔知做咗D乜咁就叫我哋開返眼。760Please respect copyright.PENANAEJdQLp9KI0
「OK喇,睇到咩嘢?」760Please respect copyright.PENANAMLHVSlA4eb
「爛木屋?」我哋一齊問。760Please respect copyright.PENANAzgV29yeWUi
「四圍D嘢去晒邊啊?」真係好神奇啊,所以我咁問。760Please respect copyright.PENANAfCUsyJItlf
「荒蕪到咁陰森恐怖嘅…」「大袋」講。760Please respect copyright.PENANATEV4B7r6Ze
「四周圍得返呢間木屋咋,大家準備啦。」「喪狗」嗌。760Please respect copyright.PENANAU4nDG6Wpc5
大家準備好,面向木屋,「光管陳」大叫一聲,就一腳踩爆道木牆。760Please respect copyright.PENANA1nUDi6N87y
木牆冧咗,我一望埋去…見到個畫面…真係「丁」都縮埋…760Please respect copyright.PENANAddGPnkCP8q
(待續)760Please respect copyright.PENANABkEfc3Qy4H
下期預告︰760Please respect copyright.PENANA6MdQPS5jkq
一陣帶你喺香港睇日本鬼760Please respect copyright.PENANAndVo8l99aF