第049集 ~ 輝︰瘋婦認同+1，救命+1，大Lin雄衰到+01740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRjz9PESED
女鬼嚟嫁！(女鬼都唔得啊！哼，唔理你喇！)740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIil5LNmn1
下次唔敢喇！(仲要有下次！？)740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp5OLmw6Xx
「關你個貓樣咩事啫？」我係咁諗。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSdsi4kVFd
但係喺阿欣面前，我又點會話佢家姐丫。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPkTERtJoD
唉，算喇，講返呢邊先…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMGxMOJsMw
上次講到班死仔攰到衝晒上我床度訓，我去完廁所返出嚟，諗住閂埋個窗簾就訓啦。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi69QxLo7B
點知見到隻「長頸女鬼」同我打招呼，佢又冇乜嘢嘅，我諗都係禮貌嚟啫…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5bNm5vfEW
佢真係就咁打完招呼就返咗落樓下，但係個死人阿明原來仲未訓，仲笑我添，咁我咪同佢都「打個招呼」囉。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YAQHvxBF3
點知條死仔，打打吓都訓得著，真係吹佢唔脹。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7J4L686I4
俾佢咁攪一攪，我又唔想訓，一條友，百無聊賴咁，咪出去行吓，買罐汽水飲吓囉。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0rvGT8Sx6
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點知又見到「美奈子」，佢個樣就唔恐怖，但係一諗起佢D之前嘅動作，就真係毛管都棟起晒…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSWTs6Vxhy
我又唔識同佢溝通，所以咪指一指佢個口囉，意思係想同達叔傾吓計。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KdsOKJwp9
好在，佢似乎都明，但係我一見到佢開始擘大個口，我就即刻另轉頭去買咗汽水先。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMN8DqNZ5E
嘩，大佬，真人嚟嫁，你估漫畫咩，真係好Q恐怖嫁！上次真係嚇到尿都標埋！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg1CvSRGtA
「喂！你搵我呀？」達叔出咗嚟，拍拍我膊頭講。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxw7RjcdViV
之後我哋就你一言我一語咁。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXdg275E55
「無啊，你忙唔忙啊？我訓唔著，想搵人傾吓計喳嘛。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPPDuuZAj6
「哦，好！我都係平時咁執頭執尾喳嘛，你有咩想講就即管講啦。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh6jnOxJB2
「呢個旅程都幾奇怪，見鬼怪好似仲多過見人咁，都唔知發生咗乜嘢事。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQicDiDv4k
「哦，平時見唔到就話啫，見到就當然多啦，根本成個世界都係鬼怪，只不過人類平時唔會見到喳嘛，唔係點解呢度十四層樓，得四層係俾人住啫，仲要好多鬼怪唔鐘意住酒店嫁，佢哋鐘意流連喺條街度。係呢！你個額頭做乜嘢損咗嘅？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK1VLCsS0k
「今朝囉，去拜神之前喺條街度見到隻好恐怖嘅老女人鬼，我咪做護身咒囉，點知緊張到篤到個額頭損晒都唔知。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07YKtoZHhr
「護身咒！？你識護身咒？老女人鬼？咩樣嫁？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOkL94CM7i
「識啊。佢咩樣呀？老女人囉，最恐怖係佢個頭，毛孔好似火山窿咁，仲有D好似脷咁嘅嘢，喺個窿度伸出嚟，舔喺佢個頭頂度漏出嚟嘅奶，真係講起嚟都覺得嘔心。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwjghvSmlm
「哦，我知邊個喇，佢住樓下喳嘛。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5w6u7LRGh
聽到達叔咁講，我個樣就好似「大口仔」咁。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQpc6USvDr
佢之後再講︰—740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3igLrgaT6A
「佢個樣就恐怖D，但係佢應該冇惡意嫁，身世仲好慘添，其實呢度有兩層係俾D無家可歸嘅鬼住嫁，「龍也」都係住佢隔離喳嘛，佢都好錫「龍也」嫁，佢係一隻好怕醜嘅鬼，好似今朝喳嘛，佢話有個男仔俾咗張裸照佢睇，嚇親佢喎，仲同我傾咗成個晏晝呢樣嘢添，至於佢嘅身世，只能講係一個唔正常嘅悲劇， 我諗你睇佢個樣都大概知道咩事嫁喇…」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj4Edg5vFv
後面嗰句我都聽唔清楚嚧，淨係知道裸男照單嘢令我有D尷尬，所以我嘗試轉一吓話題…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs7RAi63C2
我見達叔佢都係香港人，仲好似識好多嘢咁，咪試吓問佢囉。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qRLPURUIh
「南龍北鳳，你有冇聽過啊？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA6Vgf2a0m
佢個樣好似好雀躍咁，但係好快就平復返落嚟，仲另另頭咁，我覺得好奇怪咪再問囉。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqnGR3Xm7A
「東虫西聖，火鳳仙人，乜虫大師…呢？」我一輪嘴咁狂問。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj8BYxONXz
我發覺一講到有關「北鳳」嗰邊嘅嘢，佢就好似有嘢想講咁。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeokWGxMyO
「我要返去做嘢，下次再傾啦。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFgf6M9wKK
達叔佢似乎係想逃避D乜嘢咁，我雖然唔係好想強人所難，但係又真係好好奇咁，想再問，點知…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3s0sfIhIWf
「你再講，我就叫埋肥妹上嚟同你講，聽講佢對你好有興趣嫁喎。」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eOQwbWNQy
佢…竟然咁講，呢句說話太邪惡喇，我估唔到竟然喺達叔把口講出嚟，睇嚟佢知道嘅嘢真係唔少，我唯有收口。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1mL2iGBI7
佢之後走咗，我飲埋罐汽水就返咗去訓。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb8ZCaDqlA
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一訓就訓到第朝，亦即係我哋嚟咗呢度嘅第三日，我檬檬鬆鬆咁見到阿狗…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV13lVMD5q
「而家幾點啊？做乜嘢你換晒成套睡衣嘅？」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI2PnbSgzw
阿狗原來半夜返咗自己房沖涼換衫，原來佢都見到隻「長頸女鬼」。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVy0MqVLIC
我哋好快咁梳洗好就出門去搵返其他人…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUdHcN5uwy
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一落到樓下，大家原來都已經齊晒人。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYPTUEaijv
我突然諗起我女朋友阿欣，佢應該係今日會過嚟嫁喎，唔知有冇時間接到佢機呢？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjGO9SA7Rz
「光管陳」佢叫我哋唔好去地藏廟嘅隔離，佢話係間鬼廟嚟，阿明佢呻呢次旅行點解遇到咁多鬼怪…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6vJV9Ljt3
其實，我又何常唔係尋晚已經問過一次呢個問題丫，佢哋一輪廢話應佢，我就冇理佢哋，跟大隊就上咗旅遊巴向地藏廟出發。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTdhk0zZrc
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一到咗，成班衰仔又好似尋日咁，各有各行，「光管陳」話肚痛，自己行咗去搵廁所，但係…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlQfkUxcZr
班衰仔竟然向住隔離間鬼廟走咗去啊！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90xC9cflP5
「喂！「光管陳」話唔好過去嗰邊啊！」我叫住佢哋。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX8sGqSc5v
「我都唔想啊！不過佢哋成班都過去，我哋唔去唔得。」阿狗講。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QbpAvqiwB
「咪跟去囉，我哋而家識D嘢，應該夠撐嘅！」「大袋」竟然仲大言不慚添。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROni7itMGy
「六脈齊發，射爆佢！」阿明仲陶醉緊尋晚個撞手神；740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnIqzO0A5d
大哥啊！九發變六發，未發已經打咗折扣啦，仲點旨意你啊？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnWuVgmx3q
不過，阿狗講得啱，真係唔跟唔得，最衰係帶頭嘅阿華同達明…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg20kVpwmhR
唉，唯有跟去啦。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoro8zS8DCR
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呢度門亭個鳥居好大座，仲好莊嚴，參道寬闊，亭園顯赫，四周圍樹木都好茂盛，就好似去咗另一個世界咁…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRxXeOA2s1
嚟呢度參拜嘅人仲多過地藏廟同七福神廟嘅總和，呢度冇乜中小學生，大部份望上去都似係D名流貴族﹑社團組織或者D身家顯赫嘅人，感覺好唔尋常。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO6Dt9JNsd
我記得「光管陳」講過越多人供奉嘅神靈力量越大，相反，鬼都一樣，佢話過呢度係鬼廟，所以我就咁望埋去呢度供奉嘅人數，我真係不禁心寒起嚟。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT85ZTqE9Y7
但係，若果係鬼廟，點解咁多人供奉嘅？740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIt3P5tAut
喺呢度逗留，我雖然好唔舒服，但係一來，要盡力保護大家，二來，我真係好好奇究竟咁多人參拜嘅係咩神？所以我決定跟佢哋走得更入裡面。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G3M9IGm7F
我哋分咗兩大堆人，阿明同阿狗跟一堆，我就同「大袋」跟一堆。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFms1jltlH
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「鬼武士！」我大叫咗出嚟。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8vzksdy4z
我同佢哋行咗去左邊一個較細嘅參神位，呢度有個好雄偉嘅武士像，佢個頭係骷髏頭，不過係石做嘅…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1Y2faN8O2
佢把刀生晒銹，但係動作就好似想殺人咁，呢邊冇乜日本人，淨係得我哋七﹑八個同學喺度。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkqvHmXMY2
「咦！又話日本好乾淨嘅？我頂你個肺丫！」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xFXPASxgU
「哈哈哈，哈哈哈！」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUbj3GZUbS
大Lin雄踩中咗狗屎。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRfRAgwYu1
但係，個死仔竟然…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvHBwqmRMl
大鑊喇！我諗我哋呢次大鑊喇！佢條友黐線嫁，佢竟然…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaDj6OmE7w
將D狗屎抹落去個武士像塊面度…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHIOTxzMSe
我即刻衝埋去用少少水整濕D紙巾抹返啦，希望個「武士」冇事啦…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZsETHH2CG
唔係，希望我哋冇事啦，我起勢係咁捽…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IUHuGmhpF
「仲有冇水？仲有冇水？仲有冇紙巾？仲有冇紙巾？」我好緊張咁問佢哋。740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE3QPRoOks
點知佢哋竟然答「冇」！我望一望個像，而家好似仲…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50q8OPkXpa
衰過頭先，佢成塊面都係…濕淋淋，一躂躂咁…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwLXh541VH
陣陣惡臭飛晒出嚟，佢哋仲話︰—740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RRdvWoGus
「唔好理啦！」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlluQoI1NsS
「走啦！」740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuF48xZUer
我俾佢哋扯走咗，但係我見到個「武士」，似乎呢次大件事喇！740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t7LE1S0Dn
「佢」發緊嬲啊！佢對眼紅到發晒光…740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uc0vGWdAP
(待續)740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49xbhzM6Ui
下集預告︰740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARtxpilpZ7
路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁740Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuWwfDsTmp
