第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioJHRAZ0p6
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ985cCJum5y
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoj8fFusLi
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm96gZ76oaE
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4q0YLho22
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMf45ipBOoz
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB2EZCiVpI
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiJ8DMgk8Z
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkxvENXaRk
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL1Pm7GgLB
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjxCQSqb51
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdPVvF3voO
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPEUu79vjf
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIkaCiK4Xf
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEH7ylQu6I
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVwvB7h08a
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk2PsVJn2g
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUaoRtrhvf
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5WPc7Ilrk
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQCGsUPQzz
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUMLvJ17QR
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIAIC5JXUO
「你又識咩？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkittA0TYg
「唔識。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfrYQZR3je
「哈哈哈！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM397lP1kUI
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYcCTCIEDn
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQxo19Qije
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAkQED9itU
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWvtwZuQ1k
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDavWxbvgb
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkDX1bhZEI
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6TcvuVLk2
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbz6cMl7iZk
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXm7z4Hwug
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ05FVc666b
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgU8gK2PSH
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVAz5uSuSd
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFviRQcFyi
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEQ5bHS6rY
「阿公！？阿公！？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTbuYfZzuy
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqapD0kVe0Y
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc6whp7Vv5
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP3jMl26ZZ
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bm2AvrrVb
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBmehDom0u
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAcRg9poQd
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJEY9ciJUQ
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLjlw4hz35
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1B8KBQ14h
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozhXrZ6hEa
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8EbeguGcX
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEVvEyps2M
「哇丫！哇丫！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmvICwXNIZ
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmItt3AFqUp
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTRCl8OQlf
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPM5r3KQfc
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5sU6Zo1D3
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwxT3Pd3zC
場面怪異中帶D寒意…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWuhE5EEJm
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWWRaB9Rqb
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYgF3ecwXo
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHbepgQpTv
「停止呼吸！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLWCC0Z2yd
「扮同類啦！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIEyxy7W8n
「仲講，走啦！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc633eyd7u
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcuoYZBRTf
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWt2E6Lq2g
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jmWNdkh0S
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnykUzT01N1
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBKNs0BDjd
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN0CcBKohH
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqKvVp0k1t
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c36Sy0qS5
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzwCgdn7WX
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI1fFwJQI2
(呯嘭~！)799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3bGuKWIXD
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPrrH0DB2f
我頂！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkRXaAsqzH
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYcszlAUz5
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kFDuTpCjX
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvR7I0k0ED
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfd7OJcmwUe
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXE10lxFzHq
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpFQ9rXAjs
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSPR8uDy64
「鳳凰擺架！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY9dvfQxWj
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQI5XR9xCn
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkro2LG3OA8
「大波翻雲破！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOje81DnX2P
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfSclsGAWd
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN6ddLyv10
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAwHqtXeVg
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxhNYhzwXS
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDIy5HTM5E
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDDGvQ22oH
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9nM7r4e6m
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPsDJaulqC
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJB6VvuxON
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUkdyNErOl
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71Qj8fTc0y
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIO3tswCho
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEidSn0rSw
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pkYT78UKz
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BUTIzkJBg
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wPeoIeceF
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAyq6xVcms
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk6I6c2uBk
「判官？」我問。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutxUy05DFQ
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQzjxixrZA
(待續)799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQJBwoOQRm
下集預告︰799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV50GggovlN
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM7HgCijuN
