第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU65dZ2zD6P
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYLfY0TFmr
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8BhH07qT7
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcOVN4PV2T
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNV2gFNcYi
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcG0UBXppC
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGHRk791O9
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvdbSkIFx4
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXglm9ZkBg
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71cBh9JiRw
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ0qcUNNgN
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ezr8NRkze
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl6CXAQxIL
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cE1RkXfq1
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLAAgzWMcQ
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPvlOhv2jD
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Lfno5Yc1m
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDNPQlUiTa
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhOZYRyYI9
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNDTPLJz2A
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ8WA0yDL6
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr900rei7UA
「你又識咩？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bDetnL07H
「唔識。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC6Kp1RaAs
「哈哈哈！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9slI7cIhS
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlCj6hpKNh
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx9y0tYTyf
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa1E1GgpSb
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGUcSR0TPD
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidirEfjoWA
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQqtrAFRve
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXOzJaPatn
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V4seoY9EE
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEA2TviZwn
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTctTJnFlOs
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqz7myJdcz1
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSOyiaae7g
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBDnI7dabk
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGcgKN26Rn
「阿公！？阿公！？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfZg4fAgxa
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7Ie54gjFz
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjkaaS59tQ
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E1fiaJCKC
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58unaHTyQ2
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bVDPOLG5E
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxPzKOBIu5
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU11N07Whb
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLOBXwaOJl
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6adCshraJ
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PAWUz8xG0
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLcTvWpstf
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0iALIpMk0
「哇丫！哇丫！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8S2lHnfGn
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGPzpcAfu1
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdumQA4NRqu
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsbLr4rj6c
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QqmkFupA6
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuORbO8bCO
場面怪異中帶D寒意…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdvaMaxiJn
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EPPIJGSj2
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWg5p5QIpy
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT6jnT3IMa
「停止呼吸！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcYc0Ej1fT
「扮同類啦！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOsIMsK26b
「仲講，走啦！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN0jkRjhhg
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SxaiLFuQw
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U3lEwu17v
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOa5SZ4pJ2
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0CFeNVsZo
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5ypG1wgAj
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ma0uJGh3b
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGBrwF016n
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqfwMm4tRL
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjSemL0wwY
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SRktePnKk
(呯嘭~！)798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHkJoMTbZm
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sRfSqr50X
我頂！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cOMskPIBt
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQusgiFj0bk
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L9Zv65fDb
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqfEjTzdkw
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABltJRHF3y
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJesE6WUEoE
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzayex9anZ
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45u6wrSwuR
「鳳凰擺架！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMy2MWdvvo
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmCrc86CTK
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIWYuXHjcQ
「大波翻雲破！」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMllD2z9hQZ
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJTkwUDtwB
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3wgeN6uiU
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoNzseRqZK
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfFp32EXJE
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueTWHKrJPQ
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVkkiizebb
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32ZTmidPx8
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EEAyGrTy6
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoVzRRjNWA
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYNM5PD3pb
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbSbN09tfK
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJAZVV4sdl
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDw1pjPcqX
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYaUBCqdxP
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPuzrIpMtA
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSPdamYm2L
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dtuk8M8V5
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzhHUTOGzz
「判官？」我問。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RmNsD5Amw
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq8QpCMAIp
(待續)798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6BL3IfZ96
下集預告︰798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd1NgpJe7o
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclFUU2nBiv
