第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeymapWlft
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3txgh2grcK
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQClwELuxH7
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcb80niYvu
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAsZKRKK3Z
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OdYA62bmP
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbrdtOzu4d
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lHbB8gw4v
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhLRPevC0I
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihu4e7ok60
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGya315P0tX
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaRXclbsjO
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclC71tgNvJ
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOTMdNJiQc
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI6n7UTcEE
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yma7oNjzG
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ80sgVW1Z
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVQm50BjyM
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ObqG02DsV
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoZ7YBFdxP
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC56mDDLVIZ
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KiZyEdHcv
「你又識咩？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81Qc3koMHc
「唔識。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPIHjDXM98
「哈哈哈！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03Xqf3ygx3
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ELuqkAD0I
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XM7cw7c3L
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvhUQWyA2b
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc2KJia088
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclr9y8qegv
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIdVRiUJ2z
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g9cI2evW1
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj4LQzXFLD
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2He9Mb5JU
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1TBOTpq5N
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBRzKSGlTw
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8m1jubvLx
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HkaG1UUbG
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZn6eEH4fM
「阿公！？阿公！？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBFcsOuIz5
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj0oshNrQm
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVzlmg2UZU
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hFMNkSdlb
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcykMlt9oB9
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20DD6YKrW7
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KWpH9rBsB
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX2vZoKHAh
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWKbEF1Tf2
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLxNOY6Mik
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLPbNcPCYo
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjw5vDpJAL
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiyZi61pXW
「哇丫！哇丫！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pAyUYg6f8
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMacmuxncZ
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepayVeibPL
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wY7HLJN7C
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsEaDnJqDl
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnccp4R24Rk
場面怪異中帶D寒意…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCxQdgy9fN
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKknj6y0Ng
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFX6wXxTga
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK8nTbyOEl
「停止呼吸！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfJv2fjlvR
「扮同類啦！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHsKs140Vu
「仲講，走啦！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmeMwS1u0v
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gbp2q1JCz
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA7Kt6bkr9
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURTPTIgc4C
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHVtGJOq9t
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgDbfhUitL
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBOjzfk0RF
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AILFa7FKL
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVPZnoSiak
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw7ulbljN1
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODaJbDHSQY
(呯嘭~！)771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56gYEbtB45
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfbMnnf4OC
我頂！771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiNDb6hIVA
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhQwKBiXBG
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr13q3gLqZc
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1mVFN7snT
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROfP5488Hz
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8BOWN19iG
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu8o2RTC54
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMGOQwO89J
「鳳凰擺架！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbhuxE27BP
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kvNZQNh5j
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdmJKhbm7u
「大波翻雲破！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVP7BKlRte
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp2UtdrsIW
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJLUS4JM10
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDafyIS75nW
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uj0mcXD1J
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP9hDWVa1g
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASMh9CanWQ
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6faMesMUXh
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLhoPSeWyy
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMmt6EiR6b
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSauxX4AvSw
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlFyJczmUm
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7kqHs1N67
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZvgDiWQaK
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iAgULJIfK
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmCCQDt2Oh
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkk6QaAJ3w
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBFV2j7ifk
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWUITG4KYX
「判官？」我問。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5hqWwCztj
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeeofxhcsS
(待續)771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDUQKM0ZEs
下集預告︰771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqlPL1r3Dt
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS7cqvw5l1
