第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JGQPDiKAo
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSNaCzvIb4
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyxPagOGhh
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdOI9o3Am3
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hVcbFHSkI
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGTxuPZouH
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7deX9lURT
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSogUSxJ74
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b3Hc5sETB
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAngMjOHKe
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVbMqe4v6t
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm3NmEhHrE
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvanepabRX
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfRGjl6FQz
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeHontRhzz
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDOSLHt6o1
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuHyvZyQdr
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdyEOa7CM1
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60hiFDaYc5
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeeCuqO4NY
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhP1n7AuQT
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvjF3LRwPC
「你又識咩？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3cdDniBvK
「唔識。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrm7fi9AJv
「哈哈哈！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavtX8cjJhi
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvcSzmUFf5
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03Y5A24ptR
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FoTbSW5R1
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU8VGxxXe2
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3DWel2d7a
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1Zwem1WWc
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HkOePh9M2
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuHbJ6kwEQ
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4AZcexAIs
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1kFxh0UGN
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJ7PyxjTU2
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxjEol1dbq
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9OkNbSxSQ
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAAtRq7uFE
「阿公！？阿公！？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRPqPGjLQ2
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaABHPBZoU
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3NABBvrUk
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUMPzT8usK
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre6U2aVFkK
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT34rJvyf2
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxO4mOBNGl
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYtAijh9v2
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA6uN2spOa
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMYNbSvxIk
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU1C9D4tDC
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wXxQ4AIR9
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjjE4URrgh
「哇丫！哇丫！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0hA4Jz0zW
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIDShKRQRO
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNfRN98kWW
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv4Obi1N2W
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqY8pvE1JW
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4a9IY9azN
場面怪異中帶D寒意…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tdlNoyeLJ
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU31rmNl65
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsZqeiuqCo
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE0XrZiQkF
「停止呼吸！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2fPMw7Ios
「扮同類啦！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnC8Q6U34e
「仲講，走啦！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5IAOqQmKf
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXHhUxcfPc
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFXjcA3zLJ
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqFQ9gDbel
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplis3qTM8t
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sGV8GKY1K
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudlsEEtULj
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6hnFS8QUG
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKXW66dAtv
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZC3FcWpzq
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTTmuONXD4
(呯嘭~！)751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kl86mi8je
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpGlAc6EU2
我頂！751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbujvO6PmP
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxzV9icwc4
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TMtvATai4
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHTadPAHGL
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuiTf7MaYo
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy7AxQPSex
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjsYJGrXpR
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EY2yYpS9m
「鳳凰擺架！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUld0L9lcPn
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t1O0rZnqN
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKR49zjGcB
「大波翻雲破！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxVoCYaXqK
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxibUDNFOZb
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfD6UDC4yG
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfro56Tx4tU
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrYEPcwE7o
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjWQ8iRgmh
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1MR9srXzh
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCesssj2YO
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4o5ZSiLeu
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicgPVSNZaH
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eoETdbLPf
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOBzcA8fRJ
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrNcIk2dkg
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFhIWX4pPk
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsDw80Rty3
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pgeFPUGr0
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrPtn2m3O6
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NRg87SeBR
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRhVFRLiik
「判官？」我問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxfeiyiJly
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2EjYLIMOC
(待續)751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRluV06zXw
下集預告︰751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA3K6un3BB
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBMoJCgPb5
