第053集 ~ 明︰阿公黐線鹹濕，連衫褲都剝埋！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PXCP11Qz4
「光管陳」踏地請「鍾馗」，睇嚟佢同呢隻「骷髏武士」又一翻龍爭虎鬥喇！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE6UmFbUsC
不過作為人哋個孫，我梗係要睇咗自己阿公先啦，「鍾馗」就由阿輝佢講啦。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrqRGwvZI0
眼見「夜叉」佢已經唔係石像，而家飄起空中，喺正我哋前面，整個身體變得活生生咁，一頭長毛白髮，成隻怪物咁…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFIoubHrwq
笑容又鬼死咁乞人憎，仲要居高臨下咁款，如果我夠料，又如果我到手，我肯定打到佢變粉餅。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjm42GD4M0
阿公見到呢隻嘢，變得非常認真，我就咁睇埋去，真係高下立見，阿公當然係「下」啦，我都唔知佢點同人打？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSLCJYEBpM
(嘭，嘭，嘭~！)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42EeHWLBPK
「鍾馗」嗰邊似乎已經開拖，仲打到鬼死咁嘈，為咗保護大家我都造好咗「六字護身咒」。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGA6ZKP734
「頂你咩，仲係六字，「大袋」都識做九字喇！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtZzcIy89n
「你識條腸咩！九脈齊發唔好聽丫嘛！打你嘅鬼啦！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHiuYQVk7j
「我真係交叉你個噢丫！我哋就打鬼，你就睇表演！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLZjc9hNXO
佢哋真係一D都唔識體諒人，其實我不知幾緊張大家，但係我更緊張我阿公丫嘛！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb7T1UGmUJ
自己之前已經對佢唔住，而家明知佢唔夠隻「夜叉」打，但係自己又幫唔到手，嗰種心情，又有邊個可以明白丫？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdwsBWIQTP
「夜叉」突然做出相撲手對陣嘅手勢，之後佢D白髮就直衝埋阿公度，我眼見阿公反應都嚟唔切就俾佢D白髮纏住咗，而家郁都郁唔到…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfDRxhdhrr
幸好，「光管陳」雖然疲於奔命，但仍能及時相救，使出一招「回旋式！」，銀劍旋轉飛來割斷白髮，幫阿公解困…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4iOw1eraX
但係就因為咁，「鍾馗」形勢由順變逆，「骷髏武士」借「鍾馗」空檔，連環幾刀將「鍾馗」打得連連避退，形勢十分驚險。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm7FYlp0Wi
「汪~！汪~！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hMGni1kS9
兩聲吠聲震壓全場鬼怪，就連「夜叉」一時間都俾佢壓制住。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAycxmvlil2
一隻龐大嘅白獅而家威風凜凜咁，佢似乎係嚟保護我哋嘅，但係…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIj4K0vfgZ
點解獅子會有狗吠聲嘅呢請問？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hFcCBQDBp
全場冇人答我，我亦唔好意思再問，只見被白獅打飛嘅石像鬼都一一打到「夜叉」身上，似乎無意中協助咗阿公。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItrnvcmGdm
阿公終於定過神嚟，襯住「夜叉」被震壓住嘅呢一吓，佢立刻就使出一招「大波翻雲破」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthXq40BQvi
阿公似乎帶住必死嘅決心去使出一連串必殺技，佢乘住「翻雲大波」衝向 「夜叉」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjZHx3lPXx
嚟一招「翻雲旋風腿」，再一招「覆雨連環拳」打向「夜叉」，「夜叉」連中數百拳，我承認個「百」字係有D誇張…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejgDTtJb9I
但係，「夜叉」竟然…絲毫無損！？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkzWq3V9eS
雖然係咁，但係每當「夜叉」身中一拳，佢都會呻吟一聲，阿公亦似乎看到其中端倪，睇到佢嘅破綻…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDcYNsdbKT
同時，阿公亦展露出我前所未見嘅淫笑，冇錯，就係好淫咁笑。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUhXeIBTfl
「原來你係「母夜叉」！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseNwDpqSc1
呢聲一出，就如曙光初現，睇嚟阿公好有信心打敗到佢！但係，唔好意思，我又有問題…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIWI7qqOSW
「母夜叉」雖然係女啫，但係佢咁醜樣，點解阿公可以淫笑得出呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5EMrCWJcH
係咪人老咗就唔理好醜，但求就手呢？我唔想我老咗變成咁啊！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyoSFS6LZO
阿公之後順理成章，連環幾個「大波龍爪手」爪向「母夜叉」胸前，只見「母夜叉」尷尬非常…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbXzzrh6iL
就連使勁嘅力都發唔到出嚟，只能一直後退回避，屈服於阿公嘅淫威之下。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsRHrEJ82p
後面「單」一聲，唔知斷咗D乜，但係就…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMyPi9ChOu
「插~！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaILAY1He0
似係有D嘢從「鍾馗」嗰邊打橫飛嚟插入「母夜叉」後欄，佢痛起嚟，向前一震，同時中埋阿公嘅「大波龍爪手」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OtABjTP6Y
「丫丫~」兩聲，銷魂入骨，聽到我都…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLFTQbWkGr
衰嘢都係唔講，後面再嚟地震咁款，我眼角見到一把金劍從地下浮出嚟…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dqQoDtVm5
阿輝亦傻Q咗，無端端大嗌「大地鼓動！出嚟啦，大地神劍！」，咪住先？佢幾時識得召喚神劍嫁？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ874ETYxAJN
呢邊阿公依然死心不息，對人步步進逼，睇到我都想出手幫「母夜叉」解圍！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP3dKmaFO3
嗰邊「鍾馗」大嗌「擎天式」，之後把金劍由下至上噴出嚟，直插入「骷髏武士」下陰…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B6zEqA3sT
我睇到咁，都忍唔住噤住自己下面，呢吓真係我都覺得痛！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9kAdd3pdp
點解D老人家總係咁重口味嫁？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZTfDPbpUr
「骷髏武士」變成白灰，飛散於空中，睇嚟「鍾馗」已經贏咗「骷髏武士」…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU1qLv7f2s
但係，隨之而來嘅係一陣無名嘅恐懼感，空間霎時停頓，全場人都莫名奇妙咁動彈不得…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCSBihUeoB
只有阿公，一條淫到上腦嘅老人家，依然對「母夜叉」窮追不捨，呢D係咪就係所謂嘅向青春奔跑吧呢？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMHUitPPds
我而家都好想小倩喺我身邊…陪吓我啫，唔好諗衰嘢！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbbYgCJe9K
突然…「時~」一聲，呢聲之後，就係「哇呀」兩聲…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueIu5NC7zM
呢個慘叫，聲音震天，深深打入我耳裡面，再震到有心有肺，可以聽得出嗰種痛，非同小可…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2N6btCVRZ
遠處似係「光管陳」嘅聲講咗一句︰—755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YgSSz6kaj
「日本鬼王？酒吞童子！？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPIpppXSLz
「鬼王」二字一出，無限嘅絕望感隨之而來，唔通大家嘅人生就係咁玩完？突然…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QnfflFDPL
「呀~丫~吔媽嗲~呀！丫~！」呢幾嗲聲一出，全場恐懼感全消，隨之而來嘅係一身騷軟…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGaI60kkQg
我轉頭一望，見到一個麻甩仔，唔通佢就係「酒吞童子」？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c73quAVuA
奇怪嘅係…佢同我哋一樣，全身顯得無力，之後佢就猶如熄咗部舊式電視一樣，「蕉~」一聲，就得返一點光，再之後就唔見咗人…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAUiBiPTga
「青頭仔」三個字不禁喺我腦中彈出嚟，「童子」二字亦的確非常貼切，不過唔理呢D喇，大家平安就好喇。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNnNLIfguH
我望返去阿公嗰邊，「母夜叉」原來已經俾佢雙手熊抱住，阿公佢仲剝晒衫褲添，攪乜啊？咁三級！仲要打出個咕咕，打返格仔先。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51uNTzAQkg
之後佢大叫「辣手摧花」！阿公！可唔可以改返D正正常常嘅招式名啊！？755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnsPkN3Jul
「母夜叉」喺阿公心口度爆開咗，天上污雲隨即散去，四處亦變回原狀…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6gmz2G7Mm
參拜嘅人都變返正常，就好似從來冇發生過之前嘅事一樣，就連我哋其他同學都只係覺得發咗場夢咁。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGxzm1IGLf
「祥仔(即係「大袋」)，過嚟俾我睇吓你條頸。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrcRuF2cF7
「奇怪喇？點解冇傷口嘅？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe9VP1Pl1h
「不過暫時都係算啦，大家冇事就好。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcms5HZfyP
「你哋四個放心啦，其他同學佢哋唔似你哋咁有跟我學過吓法，你哋睇到一秒廿四格嘅片，對佢哋嚟講只係睇到一格，所以感覺唔真實到連夢都不如，佢哋唔會覺得係乜嘅。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nM9SQaOHk
「光管陳」對住我哋四個一連講咗幾句說話，我諗深一層，又覺得佢講得啱噃，D同學同行屍嘅行動，又真係好似跳片咁，但係…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH9LjYvJcr
「黃仔」佢…佢諗聖經嗰時，段經文無斷過嫁喎，我另過去望一望佢側面，唔知點解…突然覺得好心寒…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBejZlZyQj
不過算啦，佢應該只係條傻佬嚟嫁啫，應該係我諗多咗。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdlEuuQL8u
阿輝突然諗起話阿欣班機就到，佢話想去接機，但係我哋係一團人，老師點會俾佢咁做丫…755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXum99fRKwT
所以，佢同「光管陳」講咗，「光管陳」話幫佢接阿欣喎，不過前提係要大家快D離開呢度。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGCurFJOBa
「阿公，你做乜剝晒衫褲啊？好肉酸啊！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcs9gMx7Uk
「唔係丫！阿明阿公好健碩，身型好FIT啊！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9EvDjyWzj
「仲超醒添，好在有阿公你咋！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24qOAnNOGL
「係啊，頭先嚇死我啊。「光管陳」快D幫我接到阿欣就好喇。」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI49jyAEwQ
「你估我想嫁咩？你哋睇唔到咋！條八婆狼過我啊！兩三吓爪就整爛晒我D衫褲喇！」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtGnOlX57b
「你估我信唔信你丫嗱？」755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx9nkbbPct
班死仔喺度噤住嘴笑。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTUfH1aaJX
我哋就係咁，你一言我一語咁就離開咗呢度，先返酒店，再安排食晚飯。希望「光管陳」可以快D接到阿欣佢啦。755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4o3q0z3lxR
(待續)755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRuyFumm49
下集預告︰755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6KZwvscxm
媽呢媽呢空，幫呢個女仔睇吓佢哋未來！755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0QMIye5HI
