第053集 ~ 明︰阿公黐線鹹濕，連衫褲都剝埋！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYgSFKpw3Q
「光管陳」踏地請「鍾馗」，睇嚟佢同呢隻「骷髏武士」又一翻龍爭虎鬥喇！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVYdH7MZTv
不過作為人哋個孫，我梗係要睇咗自己阿公先啦，「鍾馗」就由阿輝佢講啦。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCDJAcAGLQ
眼見「夜叉」佢已經唔係石像，而家飄起空中，喺正我哋前面，整個身體變得活生生咁，一頭長毛白髮，成隻怪物咁…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQXhFOWr6G
笑容又鬼死咁乞人憎，仲要居高臨下咁款，如果我夠料，又如果我到手，我肯定打到佢變粉餅。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9A7nAoFw5
阿公見到呢隻嘢，變得非常認真，我就咁睇埋去，真係高下立見，阿公當然係「下」啦，我都唔知佢點同人打？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHuNeb4HZW
(嘭，嘭，嘭~！)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5kI6gSDl0
「鍾馗」嗰邊似乎已經開拖，仲打到鬼死咁嘈，為咗保護大家我都造好咗「六字護身咒」。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5jsFCfbdd
「頂你咩，仲係六字，「大袋」都識做九字喇！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZU9Due72G
「你識條腸咩！九脈齊發唔好聽丫嘛！打你嘅鬼啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghd1bIBf7m
「我真係交叉你個噢丫！我哋就打鬼，你就睇表演！？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fsv19uQPn
佢哋真係一D都唔識體諒人，其實我不知幾緊張大家，但係我更緊張我阿公丫嘛！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnP5CHCAaw
自己之前已經對佢唔住，而家明知佢唔夠隻「夜叉」打，但係自己又幫唔到手，嗰種心情，又有邊個可以明白丫？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbfMoLnJVl
「夜叉」突然做出相撲手對陣嘅手勢，之後佢D白髮就直衝埋阿公度，我眼見阿公反應都嚟唔切就俾佢D白髮纏住咗，而家郁都郁唔到…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruNX55XUEd
幸好，「光管陳」雖然疲於奔命，但仍能及時相救，使出一招「回旋式！」，銀劍旋轉飛來割斷白髮，幫阿公解困…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXyPyBjyOi
但係就因為咁，「鍾馗」形勢由順變逆，「骷髏武士」借「鍾馗」空檔，連環幾刀將「鍾馗」打得連連避退，形勢十分驚險。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrqrjpGhlT
「汪~！汪~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp6voeGtFU
兩聲吠聲震壓全場鬼怪，就連「夜叉」一時間都俾佢壓制住。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6ToiybmWb
一隻龐大嘅白獅而家威風凜凜咁，佢似乎係嚟保護我哋嘅，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh6GIvumli
點解獅子會有狗吠聲嘅呢請問？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYCKGieoxU
全場冇人答我，我亦唔好意思再問，只見被白獅打飛嘅石像鬼都一一打到「夜叉」身上，似乎無意中協助咗阿公。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF36vSZm0z
阿公終於定過神嚟，襯住「夜叉」被震壓住嘅呢一吓，佢立刻就使出一招「大波翻雲破」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eLvnkBnJK
阿公似乎帶住必死嘅決心去使出一連串必殺技，佢乘住「翻雲大波」衝向 「夜叉」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemf4hVdZSi
嚟一招「翻雲旋風腿」，再一招「覆雨連環拳」打向「夜叉」，「夜叉」連中數百拳，我承認個「百」字係有D誇張…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoKIM7DgvG
但係，「夜叉」竟然…絲毫無損！？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ516HokvPto
雖然係咁，但係每當「夜叉」身中一拳，佢都會呻吟一聲，阿公亦似乎看到其中端倪，睇到佢嘅破綻…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaBwxZMpCK
同時，阿公亦展露出我前所未見嘅淫笑，冇錯，就係好淫咁笑。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf0Gid6RbH
「原來你係「母夜叉」！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEI9yhv5VI
呢聲一出，就如曙光初現，睇嚟阿公好有信心打敗到佢！但係，唔好意思，我又有問題…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvpAzVkdwS
「母夜叉」雖然係女啫，但係佢咁醜樣，點解阿公可以淫笑得出呢？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa68pnQmMW
係咪人老咗就唔理好醜，但求就手呢？我唔想我老咗變成咁啊！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoen22CD7Uw
阿公之後順理成章，連環幾個「大波龍爪手」爪向「母夜叉」胸前，只見「母夜叉」尷尬非常…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpGAyDvmki
就連使勁嘅力都發唔到出嚟，只能一直後退回避，屈服於阿公嘅淫威之下。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc8enJhuNo
後面「單」一聲，唔知斷咗D乜，但係就…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3dq7nuJtT
「插~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOLAZeBHIb
似係有D嘢從「鍾馗」嗰邊打橫飛嚟插入「母夜叉」後欄，佢痛起嚟，向前一震，同時中埋阿公嘅「大波龍爪手」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWkTAslNHP
「丫丫~」兩聲，銷魂入骨，聽到我都…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1r8PAkea4
衰嘢都係唔講，後面再嚟地震咁款，我眼角見到一把金劍從地下浮出嚟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNOP1oxFQj
阿輝亦傻Q咗，無端端大嗌「大地鼓動！出嚟啦，大地神劍！」，咪住先？佢幾時識得召喚神劍嫁？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwirv9vpP8C
呢邊阿公依然死心不息，對人步步進逼，睇到我都想出手幫「母夜叉」解圍！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXrG5ukMn1
嗰邊「鍾馗」大嗌「擎天式」，之後把金劍由下至上噴出嚟，直插入「骷髏武士」下陰…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqmV46PHGX
我睇到咁，都忍唔住噤住自己下面，呢吓真係我都覺得痛！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8i2UJAxea
點解D老人家總係咁重口味嫁？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE7iP5FNHA
「骷髏武士」變成白灰，飛散於空中，睇嚟「鍾馗」已經贏咗「骷髏武士」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3HiPVrw6k
但係，隨之而來嘅係一陣無名嘅恐懼感，空間霎時停頓，全場人都莫名奇妙咁動彈不得…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPmPVBkpMb
只有阿公，一條淫到上腦嘅老人家，依然對「母夜叉」窮追不捨，呢D係咪就係所謂嘅向青春奔跑吧呢？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1GEhZtVDM
我而家都好想小倩喺我身邊…陪吓我啫，唔好諗衰嘢！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr5h3VOpMh
突然…「時~」一聲，呢聲之後，就係「哇呀」兩聲…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB8DPwbt7m
呢個慘叫，聲音震天，深深打入我耳裡面，再震到有心有肺，可以聽得出嗰種痛，非同小可…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ClmoJlezS
遠處似係「光管陳」嘅聲講咗一句︰—753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTDti0cKI4
「日本鬼王？酒吞童子！？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwXCqQ4omW
「鬼王」二字一出，無限嘅絕望感隨之而來，唔通大家嘅人生就係咁玩完？突然…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7KOjAYnX0
「呀~丫~吔媽嗲~呀！丫~！」呢幾嗲聲一出，全場恐懼感全消，隨之而來嘅係一身騷軟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLQ215pbE3
我轉頭一望，見到一個麻甩仔，唔通佢就係「酒吞童子」？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36IZmPQruf
奇怪嘅係…佢同我哋一樣，全身顯得無力，之後佢就猶如熄咗部舊式電視一樣，「蕉~」一聲，就得返一點光，再之後就唔見咗人…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJkGJ1eknd
「青頭仔」三個字不禁喺我腦中彈出嚟，「童子」二字亦的確非常貼切，不過唔理呢D喇，大家平安就好喇。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANUcorYj9R
我望返去阿公嗰邊，「母夜叉」原來已經俾佢雙手熊抱住，阿公佢仲剝晒衫褲添，攪乜啊？咁三級！仲要打出個咕咕，打返格仔先。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCDtvJ8zRT
之後佢大叫「辣手摧花」！阿公！可唔可以改返D正正常常嘅招式名啊！？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B95Ya1sQe
「母夜叉」喺阿公心口度爆開咗，天上污雲隨即散去，四處亦變回原狀…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUR4O2Ozjw
參拜嘅人都變返正常，就好似從來冇發生過之前嘅事一樣，就連我哋其他同學都只係覺得發咗場夢咁。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSqS4e8ESO
「祥仔(即係「大袋」)，過嚟俾我睇吓你條頸。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkub1OFUpn
「奇怪喇？點解冇傷口嘅？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36G6GoEWKQ
「不過暫時都係算啦，大家冇事就好。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk9Uab1h7k
「你哋四個放心啦，其他同學佢哋唔似你哋咁有跟我學過吓法，你哋睇到一秒廿四格嘅片，對佢哋嚟講只係睇到一格，所以感覺唔真實到連夢都不如，佢哋唔會覺得係乜嘅。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A802jRMJp
「光管陳」對住我哋四個一連講咗幾句說話，我諗深一層，又覺得佢講得啱噃，D同學同行屍嘅行動，又真係好似跳片咁，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6v3wLewSN
「黃仔」佢…佢諗聖經嗰時，段經文無斷過嫁喎，我另過去望一望佢側面，唔知點解…突然覺得好心寒…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO6NDw4nt2
不過算啦，佢應該只係條傻佬嚟嫁啫，應該係我諗多咗。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WnU7qL2L4
阿輝突然諗起話阿欣班機就到，佢話想去接機，但係我哋係一團人，老師點會俾佢咁做丫…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IyazDxSlj
所以，佢同「光管陳」講咗，「光管陳」話幫佢接阿欣喎，不過前提係要大家快D離開呢度。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPik3P8DJq
「阿公，你做乜剝晒衫褲啊？好肉酸啊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKpgePBCDp
「唔係丫！阿明阿公好健碩，身型好FIT啊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSEgN8exJl
「仲超醒添，好在有阿公你咋！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqisw3LeQx
「係啊，頭先嚇死我啊。「光管陳」快D幫我接到阿欣就好喇。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst2lOsLeIZ
「你估我想嫁咩？你哋睇唔到咋！條八婆狼過我啊！兩三吓爪就整爛晒我D衫褲喇！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVQ8Nyg2oF
「你估我信唔信你丫嗱？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q3axECw4Z
班死仔喺度噤住嘴笑。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1bPKa2PTe
我哋就係咁，你一言我一語咁就離開咗呢度，先返酒店，再安排食晚飯。希望「光管陳」可以快D接到阿欣佢啦。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDam1bFtPg
(待續)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItbL4SFugX
下集預告︰753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVkPlbFLjh
媽呢媽呢空，幫呢個女仔睇吓佢哋未來！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLSifJycBo
