第055集 ~ 輝︰我跟住阿明,上錯咗架地鐵,仲見到一個「肥僧」。802Please respect copyright.PENANAgpErtoyFDR
作為人哋男朋友,係應該有交帶嘅,所以我一有時間,就會打俾欣欣,但係由始至終,電話都未通過一次,只能說…其實我很擔心…802Please respect copyright.PENANAPFlD2Ea28N
(唔好咁多廢話啦,你係咪嚟接我細妹嫁?)802Please respect copyright.PENANAOWRXXfOrK3
死喇,諗住可以懶深情咁講呢番說話,去掩飾我去唔到接欣欣都唔得添,點算好呢?好!轉話題。802Please respect copyright.PENANAihKSylZx4m
作為人哋嘅朋友,係應該有交談嘅,所以我一有時間,就會問候阿明,但係由始至終,阿明都冇答過我一次,只能說…其實我很傷心…802Please respect copyright.PENANAXS4HieNfrT
不過我睇得出…其實佢真係好緊張,佢D廢話﹑「懶攪笑」同「每事問」,都只不過係個掩飾…802Please respect copyright.PENANA8HHGx6gZOX
實際上,佢心裡面同我一樣,緊張到個人已經亂晒,我哋都知道呢一次嘅旅行,已經脫離咗玩樂二字…802Please respect copyright.PENANA4UICIoYOGR
我哋仲好有可能返唔到香港,再見唔到自己屋企人,所以…我哋只能夠喺我哋嘅文章裡面苦中作樂…802Please respect copyright.PENANALSwOcokqAF
(夠喇!唔好玩懶深情啦!我雞皮都起棟起晒喇!講故啦!)802Please respect copyright.PENANAY05tKbOzK6
對唔住!對唔住!講返個故先。802Please respect copyright.PENANABO1CxBNtuC
上回講到,「光管陳」話個甩麻仔係「日本鬼王」,佢個樣就真係唔似,仲好似個廢物添,但係我諗人生就係咁,咁唔公平…802Please respect copyright.PENANAlXL7jDseeT
丫,或者調返轉頭講,話非常公平都得,相對嫁啫,我係講緊…802Please respect copyright.PENANA4FHhWfZa3d
力量如果越大,個樣就會越衰…802Please respect copyright.PENANA3LuzbZRBeM
雖然麻甩仔非常樣衰,但係個氣勢就真係好磅礡,仲殺氣騰騰,妖氣沖天咁。802Please respect copyright.PENANAAT2Qhqvx3D
求其放條蛇都詭異恐怖過人,「大袋」仲要俾佢條蛇咬中,唔通佢唔抵得「大袋」仲樣衰過佢?802Please respect copyright.PENANA0fT5SXTD7H
不過應該冇可能,佢應該係我見過世間最樣衰嘅男人,「大袋」最多排第二。802Please respect copyright.PENANAHT9bmb53kf
哈哈,點解我可以咁輕鬆講佢?無他嘅,當一個人從危難中僥倖生存過嚟,就會好似我咁,呢D就叫「屎忽鬼」。802Please respect copyright.PENANAL9OIvC5Je4
無錯,我哋已經安全喇!就係公公佢救咗我哋,正確D講,係隻「母夜叉」救咗我哋…802Please respect copyright.PENANAmqnCSAhWJU
「吔媽嗲」三個字,憑住嬌嗲女聲一出,喺塵世間,試問有邊個男人能夠抵擋得住?802Please respect copyright.PENANAdyymAUJflK
我亦因此深深明白到「黑布蒙頭」嘅真諦,聲音同身材已經足夠令男人俯首稱臣。802Please respect copyright.PENANAOTktXn2YYE
哈哈,「酒吞童子」始終走唔甩「童子」嘅命運,哈哈哈哈…802Please respect copyright.PENANANHXra5i3LH
大家冇事走得甩,自己都開心到黐咗線添,等我冷靜返落嚟先,冷靜冷靜…802Please respect copyright.PENANAHC5ylY3WQC
頭先講到「童子」受唔到「母夜叉」呻吟叫聲,所以「蕉」一聲就唔見咗。802Please respect copyright.PENANAhxvbUU9JoT
另一邊,公公佢真係盡顯男性嘅魅力,仲上演埋我頭先所講嘅大戰「黑布蒙頭」,佢連「母夜叉」都攪掂埋…802Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZSdWVKbtl
但係,唔知邊度嚟咗D格仔?阻咗呢個精彩嘅鏡頭。802Please respect copyright.PENANAu6Qt5MYSmw
最後,公公仲用咗一招「辣手摧花」了結咗「母夜叉」,呢度之後亦變返晒正常一樣。802Please respect copyright.PENANAxDiUKn9tDm
回復原狀之後,「光管陳」第一時間係擔心「大袋」被咬傷嘅位置,但係好奇怪,「大袋」竟然連一D傷口都冇,就連「光管陳」都百思不得其解。802Please respect copyright.PENANAcBGi3aXHrs
我突然諗起欣欣班機就到,所以就問:—802Please respect copyright.PENANAmddGdCk6T7
「阿Sir,我可唔可以行開吓,去接一接我女朋友啊?」802Please respect copyright.PENANAa0my6WQsFr
「唔好喇,你又唔識日文,接你女友就包起我身上啦。」802Please respect copyright.PENANA1YDvnSYO0m
如果我唔係呢幾日認識佢深咗,我肯定唔俾佢去接我女友,佢個樣成個拐子佬咁。802Please respect copyright.PENANAy6TyX318on
(咩拐子佬啊?佢似強姦犯啊!)802Please respect copyright.PENANA7KuvBJgUVL
唔好再講喇!再講,我真係追前去唔俾佢去接我女友嫁喇!802Please respect copyright.PENANABSUrS93oFu
之後,「光管陳」獨自出發接欣欣,我哋就一齊返咗酒店先,再安排食夜晚餐飯。802Please respect copyright.PENANAMsXHk9vjN3
希望「光管陳」佢真係可以接到欣欣啦,但係…死喇!我乜資料都冇俾佢,欣欣又唔識佢,佢點搵欣欣啊?802Please respect copyright.PENANATfzkdJdgzF
唉,唯有希望佢自己有方法搵到欣欣啦。802Please respect copyright.PENANAwTFa4j6FEH
我哋好快就返到去酒店。802Please respect copyright.PENANAIe8kvwD3Xr
大家亦各自返去自己房或者做自己嘢,但係…802Please respect copyright.PENANAkn6nLWAeuR
我見到阿明佢鬼鬼鼠鼠咁,似乎係想偷走出去…802Please respect copyright.PENANAcUM4BbyPlj
阿狗就去咗同阿妮拍拖,「大袋」就去咗同廁所「拍拖」,佢哋都跟唔到嚟,我擔心阿明起嚟,驚佢好似「細鬼」佢哋咁俾鬼迷住,咪跟住佢睇住佢囉。802Please respect copyright.PENANAj0XwwqDiR6
唔經唔覺,原來太陽都已經落咗山,天色變得好暗,我見到阿明佢好快咁喺一個地鐵站口落咗去,但係…奇怪喇…呢個站口點解好似第一次見咁嘅!?802Please respect copyright.PENANAet785G63k2
我冇理咁多,一於就跟埋阿明去,落到去大堂,呢度人影都冇隻。802Please respect copyright.PENANAx7aoYwqwr5
死喇!我唔記得帶錢添,不過我見到阿明佢都好似冇俾錢就入咗閘,所以我都跳咗入閘。802Please respect copyright.PENANAIUwVteuCHC
「唔好意思啊!」802Please respect copyright.PENANAD3OwvitUB8
身為香港受高等教育嘅學生,係應該要喺做錯事嘅時候,講返句「唔好意思」嘅,不過點都好,總之我就已經跟咗入去啦。802Please respect copyright.PENANA67Qf7Kx9lo
落到月台,呢度依然人影都冇隻,我見到阿明好快咁就衝咗入列車,我咪即刻跟埋入去囉,一入到去,列車門就即刻閂埋咗…802Please respect copyright.PENANABhnxLkqAWU
「咦!阿輝,你做咩跟埋嚟啊?」802Please respect copyright.PENANAB7IR0THGik
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊!」802Please respect copyright.PENANArcPn6MaCY2
「哈哈!點會啊!我俾女迷就真!」802Please respect copyright.PENANAvCzeeHpSUZ
「女!?」802Please respect copyright.PENANAFptrLQmI7e
阿明之後將佢認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾我聽。802Please respect copyright.PENANAzuWJex8CRG
雖然我估計小倩好有可能唔係人,但係我暫時冇同阿明講,因為始終男女愛情呢家嘢係好盲目家嘛。802Please respect copyright.PENANA8GBjxIREF9
「咦!奇怪喇!點解仲唔開車嘅?」802Please respect copyright.PENANAJcdUTj7QeC
我哋之後不斷大叫「有冇人啊!?有冇人啊!?」802Please respect copyright.PENANAa6i4cGfjVm
講廣東話,冇人理都好正常,但係竟然連一把話我哋黐線嘅人聲都冇,呢個就真係奇怪,之後,我哋連緊急安全制都噤埋,但係…802Please respect copyright.PENANA12vz70jraZ
都冇用,而家我哋確定被困咗喺車廂裡面…802Please respect copyright.PENANAjYN25u69z2
突然…地下一輪震動,(龐龐~!)802Please respect copyright.PENANAL1JHVW3Fh3
802Please respect copyright.PENANA3SvZ67qhfZ
之後…再一輪震動,(龐龐~!)802Please respect copyright.PENANA77okoMyvkn
就似係有D龐然大物踏地一樣…802Please respect copyright.PENANAhYlTSGWn6j
「唔會係恐龍啊?」802Please respect copyright.PENANAzZIkykqwJG
「哇丫,哇丫,哇丫~」802Please respect copyright.PENANArwKHeO4vFk
怪聲喺車尾傳嚟,地面就一直一吓一吓咁震動,震動越嚟越犀利,似乎係有D嘢向我哋走緊過嚟,仲越走越近…802Please respect copyright.PENANArCflbgU89m
聲音亦都越嚟越明顯,我同阿明你眼望我眼咁,大家都唔知點算,但係就好自然咁就造咗「九字護身法」,聲音越嚟越近,隆隆巨響慢慢向我哋撲來…802Please respect copyright.PENANAbyJ1nlYrc3
但見一個僧人衝來,圓面光頭,滿面鬍鬚,身型肥大,如熊似象,步履沈重,一身白色麻衣,揹住一個布袋,頸上一條木珠頸鍊,每粒木珠都比我拳頭還要大…802Please respect copyright.PENANALr4YUweAG4
佢威風凜凜,卻又殺氣騰騰,究竟佢是敵是友呢?802Please respect copyright.PENANAzrpWM2rl7k
(做乜嘢突然文謅謅咁啊?)802Please respect copyright.PENANAQV9AY9y8fA
個人驚起嚟,當然亂晒龍啦,將就吓啦,而家個肥僧已經行到嚟我哋面前,仲…802Please respect copyright.PENANAraYkTct7Uf
碌大對眼望住我哋…802Please respect copyright.PENANAjWL4g9sccL
「(嘰呢咕嚕,嘰呢咕嚕)!」一把粗豪嘅聲音。802Please respect copyright.PENANA4YJ1eUYQdu
再「(嘰呢咕嚕,嘰呢咕嚕)!」802Please respect copyright.PENANAWF68sMpe5L
佢應該係講緊日文,但係我哋都聽唔明,佢…佢…佢究竟想點啊?802Please respect copyright.PENANAQpOpxOHSWk
我望一望佢後面,我見到一大堆…802Please respect copyright.PENANAMx72KxzwAa
有D飛起嘅靈魂,有D躝緊嘅爬蟲,有D身上有數百隻眼,有D得返半邊面…係…係…係一大堆鬼怪衝緊過嚟啊!802Please respect copyright.PENANA0hVDtxLXtP
(待續)802Please respect copyright.PENANAbxX6eWaeDZ
下集預告︰802Please respect copyright.PENANAD0YXhr8YGq
「紫,電,靈,丸!」802Please respect copyright.PENANAcLKf6IvQFc