第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp40R1Kbbc
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzkVWWYLXp
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJMPM3kps8
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEWO4AHVLt
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vGxteqMI2
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZP6ifH3dw
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq7LhxaM9M
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwAroRP20U
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeEBxMOWiZ
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZFJ410rYm
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoofnGFXYkI
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49T9rYGyWP
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRXbTZcykd
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc9n091c78
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JX93kAFcU
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9ivjqwuf7
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjhubW8HBV
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfN96HoqXK
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQc7xMGP5k
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRbmP3GLFK
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcqCI5WHMt
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJOB30Srjs
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4ISgbx6rf
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76ckcxzdWG
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRDiHFnlj0
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dLbafKilD
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc2IKWuJaZ
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqYgWtLdt1
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilBZG0RIle
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsFB063FmG
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWjP4gjBtE
原來係阿輝。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkvano80UI
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU0zcjFgER
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxihOI9oRH
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQo2MM0OnX
「咦，你阿公呢？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNaOfUgdgz
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m5faHo5PI
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZKIVwGtvt
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYKLnyhJHg
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTE6SUMqhC
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09YaVbyrP9
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFV85F2Wud
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvsx7fAkX0
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19rKN4Es36
換來嘅係…地震！？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QDHcaOnhx
(龐龐，龐龐~！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Mg6VJOSh
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsewpD23uM
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4wAGrcmfX
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwTLHonBMR
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiLbY9h594
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcLRRCU5Q5
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpq97GnWWN
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjlF5et9r1
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuwhWdBRq6
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIArKEzcg22
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytNbqFFbIJ
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Yl2a2IuRg
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaguNEtpcRd
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPmFAG9Qyc
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLtuHfsVE3
「姨！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpxR0fvDm5
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbnl2MeREf
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS5a93Za5d
「嘩，我條頸啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uEQi3aygy
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYLbdzJhEh
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69JYfL5qDL
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWERnOM5Fd
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBc2eh3nQck
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGOQK12Hgt
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69VRHujBCC
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uMaSoT7Tq
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER7gau2ErF
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacVXsTSfcN
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGtq47iwG9
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqMmHKGtsZ
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBI1l7jV4G
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWYS1mnPgV
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwYCiKZzx5
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEW11XNENr
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5QqzYFOcC
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRqTnX4hTg
「紫，電，靈，丸！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIU8GJT0uG
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1Tx9ywNzW
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyPYMOGWtT
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCrkGrsdHE
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHAbk0VZZm
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE8DPqISJ4
但係…「肥龍」佢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5MbCHTdEG
(待續)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizGZ2rULYE
下集預告︰737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgNeFE4JP0
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6zyXnm1JX
