第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5IMc4qr4u
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07ukntGPXp
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFWljdqlxu
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU3e2hbFGQ
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiWHMbXiwv
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQYnRqOch2
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IbuuoD4Kq
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwZkmMgRno
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY09mn0NKBh
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3cXn3at5a
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDZbWUapxt
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXAffIXpx9
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1M1PErWbWO
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvA4RR2JyzJ
「大師兄！？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE92la6MlJE
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T1wM97nED
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwMsmN6cSP
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjuMgmSQXr
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xhqF2tZ9G
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gGgDEfc6y
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6fli19rKX
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgD2XcZ6N1
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoltPpzApQ
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitX9j11tjM
妖。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yGERG4UTn
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjw3wawuRr
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMdneVzfcZ
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8235UVWkS
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWNkQDFwzx
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyTyCBjQb9
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx21vQLhwVY
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbP1M9k7E9
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHyo5eAvDw
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyxynfvlMH
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzr8tT52eW
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkXiEspOhZ
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBULagBbcAb
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwSRWyr7pk
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSVJ3zwaTL
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdNo6rQuGR
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRSFEKsLWY
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLYHwl96B1
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOXX8CEm6u
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkHTvg0gDz
咦，唔係噃！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYlf9b4lqc
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXuusZs44u
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhruZWzQlck
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeaErpBF3w
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneo4hgHBjn
「河童」收完水就咁講。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzi7m5p7ruu
「河，童，水，炮！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GyGq2B3ee
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo3zPMBYvG
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUi8k5wGZY
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ468XoI19Cs
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nK9ltAklx
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYwM9d7MgI
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tDau7nhC6
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN3d9dmtoj
成班西人仲暈晒添。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFeVGANtoT
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW01wWaqAD
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzfqNhuVWr
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCqUHHrRKp
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHvaGaTKpM
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcod2uznqI9
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNcJjdmHpz
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f0rz8kI3l
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mqEofTahX
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzd5WQU0xP
………705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjJNxyjZSD
返到落去…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7mu3wi1A0
「救命啊！救命啊！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAzb0xOKZ8
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrQcHR6UK1
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrBQYp7sca
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9MNvvIano
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwThwr8uP2X
「丫~！丫~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSugt5ZsMWU
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ2gMDg2Nj
「丫~！丫~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBrtGAzBDi
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnntcvI5Wvv
「丫~！丫~！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73TWUAs5RP
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXt2Pe9hR7
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaiPSRteie
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUQU1P5rgO
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D7rNT880H
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrNhQqHpVk
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3RgNcJtmk
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvC5jFYFnZ
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCHyywLX4G
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHes3U1GP7S
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz7gxUoNhE
係阿輝啊！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6u1TxP3HG
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1XjRrTR3T
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrah14tl3Y
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGBOQTz6Rx
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQzWhJvGTS
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFQXjrhUIp
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwg4FA6eUy
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7pbXr8zEj
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5Pyz8CI4q
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBertZHeY2
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQELXxNBBLZ
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPauYG9NRI
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYyHjktfy0
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdJsHvycoO
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRCbumKVxf
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DDGgtYfe5
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwnvsjCRy5
(待續)705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mskIBEnYP
下集預告︰705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYkELOEhQp
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！705Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWoVnvTiR0
