第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcu1Rcx6PN
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHRzmxykPX
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYiYsV5e6N
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovNznqTTVT
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSFiWz7i2P
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjA58Lr3Tt
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3PNoyQt4P
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatbpjCdnJj
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMjv8YlCHa
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC7aiTce9g
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzNhpMXkgk
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYlR9BWE2R
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SbLWvpLiQ
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMPazOiCqm
「大師兄！？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahik1dMQou
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0jc9rSTjM
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rOepgrwvv
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBncnPm6EH
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjAVdzkZfq
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT3AHsUxpL
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWpqFeIRuv
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbblQIzuXnL
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkJWjMrxUK
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeO3lDcGqt
妖。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwhpdrW9A1
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyLxvoJVYO
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviGdCzhMKu
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUKx2VSim8
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKacJgXV1w
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lqGFr5O7y
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0tUCh6muh
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILEYm6PhUC
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLEePXbmUD
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXNUBBdbCg
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhokWF5Rqgc
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50qokIKbtH
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZh3OFaJpg
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNlpZAqQvO
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWWSmbvPjF
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTpkdcl9Xd
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8V7PTVC1F
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdER3rg0b41
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnWcMOi03G
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tadykc8i2
咦，唔係噃！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrPD3y48ES
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC7xGMyr5i
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTNRbhIOdb
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnrd1EBInU
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu78bFDjHal
「河童」收完水就咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqhxA8aB2O
「河，童，水，炮！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUESMinTdgS
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKiFoi6rlQ
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pZrpZaDiC
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahnVHQNYX0
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH3YP5cuun
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCTXnA9bhS
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIvqZi0Y9f
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ieCzINqZM
成班西人仲暈晒添。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHXUzHPuRF
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHKC1fwEVA
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L60TidEqA
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUi1CGVnU8
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49onQNXpGu
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAwkgQ0DCu
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEGMAUfn7z
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREFx309wGR
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKcbMP1tvm
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dWnDSSX2s
………747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfyMbOcNFz
返到落去…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg40nwczH7
「救命啊！救命啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Jeyw7Dmhv
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtrkPBSxXx
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwdCLaKsop
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvrKOQ4Yis
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x7aWdvKDn
「丫~！丫~！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaw0BdmaOV
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrmyfIWaaN
「丫~！丫~！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cviXWqvLT
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM4qD2kBYN
「丫~！丫~！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc85ipSnWhJ
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cWPd49ra6
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeQumPIkGs
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVPeKpEEJ0
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ363twpQjpn
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX53GyeTEIu
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhnzzxGvdr
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKPaMLT1Th
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHysJdIbju
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVKKkXkdkK
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gmcEvWjPL
係阿輝啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PIwrqjCvZ
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFflVbISll
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDScUegCSyB
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR27BD6CKgu
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzA48euybz
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gg5ZUhx4u
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdjuR3V8PQ
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq3LVnAFs2
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnTXOxXvpj
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdQAoCgN6m
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ399qsDIJTq
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtMLCVah4X
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5t776LX0z
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHWNWyfpfq
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz6CWM2mq7
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9jz5NdBBb
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30a2w9PNLW
(待續)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr3SLMHLuJ
下集預告︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgckP2bPfnu
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPg0dIucWT
