第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CSHVPNBuV
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VcOO64ZCH
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyiToDRN3H
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmDSwQNPZ4
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3aQqWgEUn
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDXpotjiWO
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcjm1Dhg0U
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWUs3nA6ZM
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdV0KAh3NC
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm2VdM5CYQ
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1BD70FJ0B
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPXnTjC6ut
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP7f23cRC0
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUFvunxtMc
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUPpzuxGHy
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH6BAxbmK6
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurWDERmLyV
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVBfAA7gBS
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZhCMXP4Pc
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7KLTljAAr
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn48TphBELB
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW4V2o8s4e
………720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6JbsDW3fL
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmaSxC3mAb
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbZ4gXKc9y
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS9j2Hh8ls
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCghoz7f2S
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGJoRsdX5N
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4G1zVcFe1
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJShwbNf9M
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「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCvF2C1XBA
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLcpFt9icn
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRONG9qAUDd
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ICxc7yx0q
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrYApqF7sd
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EqaieK4Q8
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt14DCZGQR
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByJ81O58W4
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaWz4SnUYZ
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwysMmqllED
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG9pPSAxEW
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7Y7DGb9os
……720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTzOgu3Zhl
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZrFD3bCiS
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx7HbaGcRe
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0af7Y7L4s
………720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSM7DlLz8w
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9BtdUMd5t
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAkd9j4S2K
…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSGA6OqsQD
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVTGNecNxC
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdOBiwlr7b
妖魔鬼怪啊！720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1kw6UzKq3
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ASgrfnLqp
感覺的確好奇異。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85wPoKVvpj
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiQM2mp9c8
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPZ4bm3vQN
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa8zvhOPHo
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBdbgUa8Zv
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDKPFw9FHp
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UMIRLTxqL
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNTIFRQRaQ
(啪~！)720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv41GGKFOQ
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAB7xOjJWT4
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcUTHKOkUy
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8LmHnGQ1K
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbwGZIBWcq
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCiV1hJNEg
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR7boB0YWP
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQVpsJodqe
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1Tl1fTTtu
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n8MbHOOLq
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewhl79tTej
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuvCZAApTS
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH59a9P4tb
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5KJTxkYrC
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOphgyz63P
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza7zehF1tt
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqQYTKRTts
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSMfT7Ynfm
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwBFjpzZNk
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBotOFf3oA
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3fLTSdcGP
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKTDJVBF16
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcPFDXA2Dt
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HcWmdIrRA
我哋就得返兩個。720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYZrNqYtPT
「結好網喇！」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOrrfxSTk2
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPtDJWkUbz
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90Jj6KKgza
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla9jkx0Ooh
(待續)720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGn6dmACCC
下集預告︰720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey2Kut2Kxz
巨型白獅！？720Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRuGiLm5i5
