第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ584ocGJ0
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHyraKrsOs
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYRKXcIn7s
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OR4cgXNNd
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ0JSrtviE
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAc7IahryM
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRCODOVxDu
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXrdK4hSmm
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMcdH1Xpcq
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mgE7DF2T3
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQP8XKNmLQ
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl6vpgHcqV
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1aSxcpR6N
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmcuC4reEV
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2XqEMSyey
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3q8oy8ufG
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73GIbu0YhW
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpscXpLnJbl
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCyM6uuCpg
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pJWd3P9DY
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8WnN5qz6y
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKtN43JTWb
………721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyZ2klynAh
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGYPRDNx0v
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrvV7CxdQG
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfokOzOhkrV
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcByT65Pb5E
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU54PtBgOK2
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpPP8M2es3
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZlTrRc2Ri
…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3ISPKn2h1
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhWlo2HQNe
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D7STrY5D6
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzYUMXsTKr
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlwIy6h2aG
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0J1lCu6A0
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82qiIfiFqa
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RgL694t2i
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOXB29fadv
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvkKNqCo3x
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw3m2NCnph
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JRk2zl27x
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHhvnjwkua
……721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6A9GhThRi
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mn3527uLR
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcaI8Akh1X
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa5s4xkxu8
………721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1dZxtlujG
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7S835SLAm
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHaW5wFB5g
…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYu9ClMo35
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrtL3QoRGa
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAB4H5NdAN
妖魔鬼怪啊！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLT7kbKLiEo
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNjSF4VFnj
感覺的確好奇異。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3Lz1giSZu
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSZVI0xKC4
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz2qvWCJbc
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3K1BEL66R
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN72fneHeD
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPshOccfNH
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0k7YxoD7e
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YTJcV8egq
(啪~！)721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlbz1Vx8Yj
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBDda1arFb
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkotfPVnBT
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJhq2H5WBd
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKZsFZoWHN
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHjtBgXwtm
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVGH3YZrYd
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZnAm2rhky
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD95Kg4qbqz
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFGu3btfLd
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA65tb9wUku
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIQOUQ6XI4
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBNguxLVjo
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFR7YHf1OF
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjMU9fu3OO
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMJvdLLoQL
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eQonyxx5I
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtStf1vL8i
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweNOd0bDpd
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGbSXChri2
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lPWrVDDEk
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e7H8dhzHe
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqrhGydOWt
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFEXQHcQYJ
我哋就得返兩個。721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRV9raW62z
「結好網喇！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90jFTVno29
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGh7SCmOw7
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZR1k3z9sK
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOV7sRVHcE
(待續)721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ672VHRf53
下集預告︰721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRuXDJmi9T
巨型白獅！？721Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVwoiwU8K9
