第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDeRJ1YguM
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0Ev1J6j3Y
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP08fAvCzn
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z3Bu2TjJX
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTSluFBdic
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxouOvAexnG
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvweRDmAqfK
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkkheD1FAl
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwOTp2ojAi
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ihVkkXEv8
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgKpFeeZtQ
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDjzdrcdFE
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoLoDKz6AL
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm3DnHE0Yj
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW1hmXVU82
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoTMmJi7se
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcNQh2sezl
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYLPQ7czau
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyQXqQZjgU
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdu7wOOeTQ
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHGgDzL60h
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Co3wKqka6
………688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvaq1T1BdX
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTnyZDkMRH
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCKDo8TGY2
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF3h5E1H5O
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2gg9biKBF
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJoqWC0YsS
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaQBfrFoHf
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODebsYFTuI
…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzuJRn4GVF
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7soEM8NSh
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fr8p5GK18
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIyVZK9jce
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP7HVMejkx
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtB908OlZPz
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pvG9KSDFK
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42unuLUjxB
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqa0HVJQEA
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGZxPJAqIx
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioXSLOYynn
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83KXeuObQB
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7RVyogI2g
……688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fyopZDvWP
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTwCgNIUo7
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyPgzAmubF
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PhTKjDpEL
………688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Lep0TBZqq
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdco91OAjg9
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg3ExE6RyZ
…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRc02JXAuu
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnJQwfpMnb
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrynyh4p4c
妖魔鬼怪啊！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiXAxUymlf
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwaOVi7RJP
感覺的確好奇異。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWTZgx7CEF
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoWj2ImecA
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtbO71IbCp
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9wA5tNHNh
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iYYkETUdy
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Vc0WPgVF
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTBb4LoP3y
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFdOkLvttl
(啪~！)688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyVBUox08u
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E9JgUOmve
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBenC1G2af
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qbb0mrXAN
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz2EkIN13c
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T1SZ9BdNv
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv3wqq7IA6
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfMAWWX05w
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMFwL2AZsz
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfP0jzXCfr
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vRFTBOIT9
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSjecqdjaG
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER0EaTmpSy
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmo1CHCCOF
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSXrcC5mRf
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRnz3PUV4Z
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorURaaBIEj
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq0aom7qJz
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5azI8o1u17
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBf6ww21O7
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh5HTnGt5X
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrRXlPreiF
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rOLUX0gbR
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsha8v6has3
我哋就得返兩個。688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn2kF1i9Ui
「結好網喇！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt8EcGygP4
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf8QEwjzqE
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyYvgIx8bJ
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC2pAnP3vC
(待續)688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSYW43GkDA
下集預告︰688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KbRxVsMSA
巨型白獅！？688Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvUtoSW2sc
