第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVDMQjykTW
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb7dP3cu5a
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MxKjPwWmt
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbB79AONFb
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSsIURXvOU
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3OOr6PtPy
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvmhDvXiJq
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfIRUNp5NB
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzVtLENfKq
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2fl0ehYUq
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdKUFFg1VA
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hww5sWH0Y
「結好網喇！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppsxSpqFaZ
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCEx8V30cO
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHOUhsnstJ
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3enyV7lub
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvuXX4oL1s
我好似講到係好自然咁添。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDHqaQtfxX
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIgAuCEVgi
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OqXP7TXU2
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuy8kS3r3x
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQn1krTsqY
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfSvT24y6L
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmQ277wRUT
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY4uvrxdFv
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gqmQFIxR7
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB02gdbDsC
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA7IzHTATI
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGmWp4r4yv
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvCWbSCYcO
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUePzC6Les
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH6ix8MTi4
我真係有D擔心。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsj73cLPcO
…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcnk2h4n0e
「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr81OGOwMq
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEjQmFYkdT
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG3bKmyfl4
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZxi4hgcCF
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t4Rxc0oqn
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTGtAPrGIv
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EZR45OFIr
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQaOYPGsrr
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEkPb7FD3H
「好，我試吓啦。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO7XvZgiz0
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti60gJB4pd
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL997ygAa0
「你啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z46tTm3U3
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb20ZcnVWDJ
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ3AAdgEFl
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpxlt7ekHw
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp2PDVxqfb
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMtGqnb6Dy
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDf8jSJIqe
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3d0QiVQ7R
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lE5lMk26j
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7y4Pz7h5p
「分工！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY1RQeG3Jl
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW5ztIoKaX
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1j7iwMEyK
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gbHkrQadm
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppXCT6SJYo
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdkjExnK76
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN9k9q42By
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4KjeBrUmj
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94EO9pbKRp
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij9epp6eFi
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiA0ccfKmg
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAyVFFV4gY
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVMyxWNtSk
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoRaf2DtB1
好！到我！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBsdVfDx9H
(吼~！)「居居」變身！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgouYA2vg0p
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOQnwuDHzz
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pWX2pRFN5
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjCrR7D6KF
「居居，衝啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOnH5Zpq8R
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEhScPJ2sw
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjNIgGJKCe
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4ltNH186k
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyticE3p6X
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrDMPdo7sW
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcRZfs7zc1
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fnhKsCNlA
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8H9kRRKko
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5ADxY1r1l
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG39qkQQiT
直接跳上嚟追打我…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8gxdHH3Lt
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd9CVbIQv8
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2VLSMnITg
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRHadrfsYU
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxQhNX8GZQ
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGiUOVm8Gt
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFU4xJl97M
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzC0XhFxmh
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GxUhsJD7q
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSDj69inL0
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUExrqdvs8W
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnL17tmzHi
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnxRnXhtC4
「冇咗條棍啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrvLx2TVU4
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhxgJliCSj
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8JEHYwoLd
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBXh1aDTPO
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eZQJBTbHg
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUUjScGeO8
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzF5Nu8gX6
(吱依~~~！)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4k0JG8AfR
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPJgCfT64p
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtcBGQgmGw
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHQgb4lVl5
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NNHae7DaC
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuiq4x45ty
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzoXEBWN0Z
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy3j44rk4F
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYFQDRA022
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge7WL3QIKO
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0p8p7t6sU
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoKzprc5pp
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUIY1nDRgz
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoX6VSRXfj
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咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QswGgqjN1
(待續)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OgGtISxNz
下集預告︰839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV2xQ2xG9u
佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyGgzFhd6f
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXRUsMMuAH
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6eiUvCWaS
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIf9hPDTda
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