第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW0t7jgK9R
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmnb28CzC9
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXXGJUQagV
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIZ1skMcOH
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLdVv8I1Av
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCD1n8vV3v
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro29Kbb5sm
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmT7kouZlh
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa0NtyPpOu
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XJmDYf3rU
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bJZ1sVKbc
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP02yvMBWRO
「結好網喇！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFFLMWpusI
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4oXxVQSoG
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENJAzc4MQt
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerZb3v2GhU
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80EiYX0EJh
我好似講到係好自然咁添。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1yZMwqnkZ
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRUVwrdwjy
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iQOqlrjqt
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYqx4NXLvy
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95P0le1o6Z
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRGQlT6koa
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbBHmYkrdo
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwqBjMv7mU
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrejIZ6xcLC
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE7ESQbvIJ
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Yq2HEKr7X
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPrjFKLZLE
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhExGVqQS1
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o7NUU2JoR
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVuTHskKvK
我真係有D擔心。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt3XLZZYK5
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNtvhpMGla
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyZXedDTTQ
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl1nkZfys8
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM4E0ADYow
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4PHo77pyD
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBOtSI40to
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP6QnJmrJm
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHWMzUdUic
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKef1EqmiW
「好，我試吓啦。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe8BpFUIkH
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYFgVXPAJM
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXwxBmWTNf
「你啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3ZOn13ZUI
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IEK443FiV
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWw4DWkQgl
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKPzdKCStb
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FwfsL3C4g
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwbLStMEAp
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYIm7dDmgb
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHx76Bmu4j
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zty8GZtCc
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO68ov8xjp
「分工！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlpceSBp7Q
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB8q3Kn6LE
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0p4HVJHYv
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HQMwG1usK
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7PEsjhTXV
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64cEvsEMo8
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmccxpShTa
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nXgR0X4tz
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DyOe2hPs7
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw328abTdt
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt59rd0V41J
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L1p34LXL0
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdBi44DG73
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE4iyWRr1V
好！到我！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIjGVNR4He
(吼~！)「居居」變身！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8TI0iQpF5
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdjCImWu1f
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCa4ixh9JQ
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey52XBxegG
「居居，衝啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIbEC5VGhZ
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzU5FdD0PN
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyFdFCVw4N
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu5mWFzfds
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IhEr9o5ZW
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTpFlOPvis
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYiIXFXL9X
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn422qpeem6
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvqM3kaZO4
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOxI5U8MRr
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNnmvkH8Wh
直接跳上嚟追打我…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcj6VEEcOt
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylW7sbNoNR
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqK4oWK0kO
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN5nV2qCb8
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBMeWMgAOE
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjItC4iJGcl
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqxEdsv0AO
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVofH4QFV6
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ971h5g2mDU
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vRnIOqWRW
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrWlbf42ns
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnBduMCDWE
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZE7fyeVpV
「冇咗條棍啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2oMmI1fIT
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKULksRJ1H
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ103h3IbTwQ
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkCqfa3src
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KF0V1KGMp
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqMz02kLpF
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoKlpPq7pL
(吱依~~~！)806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVhlLAxFog
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVDI0PkGON
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlzRkJr6Ih
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSy7Kr0DTL
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxvBRdwsOZ
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z0R3iyjgd
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH41BpkKhR
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBmurwA6em
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll1bLhduwy
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU8MyVO8d8
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjtdhV8se8
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MQFVyrFAc
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkyWhbXAbW
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCsBG5Gdgc
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