第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbcncnlg1J
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE1GYP7Inq
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXKKZeBVJo
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4okGtd6cLF
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvK4S9fa7A
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPFPVD8m6a
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcvjuljf7t
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQuyrNiuxy
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdGD29fORs
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTcnwDoLH1
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNSi50DkQm
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLZ6fgL0aC
「結好網喇！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVgwDar3Cu
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EDsB1SchA
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLSPcrNnoC
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGY4nLjceH
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDnXbkzfok
我好似講到係好自然咁添。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXJ3jRDnCA
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEPDy6IBlq
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSu3Jpm1fI
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngHd1GNwjl
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76Yruha1pf
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuLhc2FmE5
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcofpm60mG
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWwuPm4xjf
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgWuAxZkL6
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xUOj5nEjY
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIWI77NWT1
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj1NCCpnLW
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Rf7mUDidy
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta5BngwahP
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX3gWVlCYx
我真係有D擔心。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPONTz73vu
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYE05I4NJ1
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKfuh3NARd
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTZ7EDzxqK
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCcBZLlhPt
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerjs5UhiQ0
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI40AkBCDZS
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbPzcf6Fnl
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncEzozD48Y
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkCiNp4QXw
「好，我試吓啦。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVF7UKLcGs
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMbShFZqDa
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBFDrKhpLV
「你啊！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamWqEDGIUb
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp383CZJiV
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96VCzHZdpk
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqHPoeA5SE
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYmSXCLUby
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDMYvnJqT9
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFfNZor5fv
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4oJuQ1Van
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHzPhGsaRL
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxY92MGvEz
「分工！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfk4txT3XG
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8ng48JQqR
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc14qPkA9t3
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK88eXoktI
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbsc5xtWgh
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b3WIvPhL8
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBxilYLT1v
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y6b8TAWzP
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyapSQ5k5gQ
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuca111kBmP
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOvR8AGb0k
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8NTHpj9bY
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqkPAnSUWd
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMX3GLx3HI
好！到我！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVzU11ozfD
(吼~！)「居居」變身！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCgA0grexp
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBbQQ04pCF
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSPidYQqIm
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVuqwjfVAL
「居居，衝啊！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWQ6wH5lvr
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsgAkldyba
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMqIilvp77
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNeBDo3Nyq
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxy3Erc5zW
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVQqHy8z3f
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GZiFBTPpQ
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT7FFYp61O
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsfXBv0i5K
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYNz1zEnJV
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlszIknLFue
直接跳上嚟追打我…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgERRSn8axj
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ0JEc1dLl
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6cU09S1y9
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0iaSQXGK3
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7bF6r1lYY
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxRpzHQlWI
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvmj1O5qmI
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5el36EA2aM
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgh2t9iIwT
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenfUfMKeTe
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM8YNoTatq
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdxUDjE4zF
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8payCubNcA
「冇咗條棍啊！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0BkkuoTbp
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwwjf7O0G9
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvcgGnJuEk
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ1xRTh0yv
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghn7ATCDlJ
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrtRlvgd3h
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqauL4AdON9
(吱依~~~！)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXYybsUIgo
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllMu0KmTcL
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5SRCyW1ez
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZrWbC7qX5
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDijHE4I7k
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5EWMnD8rG
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2HBznBlOE
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrryWaY47yq
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsthN3tmWPz
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSSXfrlmBU
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxWmC7Qpby
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYqGp72U9v
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iAYoBx9UP
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBbKA1TUjG
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