第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTyaDcORob
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcScNg4T4e
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdUxdO8G1P
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoYw8PFd1G
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw5DuTFAwi
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahcB9NTbem
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH3eD1ObDd
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy71ypyUmc
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaOFAf03e1
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhHxquHj26
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaKngdZN4j
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9V7orv7vB
「結好網喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sfiUsNKhj
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEuiCW1dp7
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdAtN7S492
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ucWZdJDnM
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHQ1TEgt4f
我好似講到係好自然咁添。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBSvSKR51M
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYC8VfPeVW
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yYf4YJDnm
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXAF0VOsuV
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsu3Cv9RzK
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz5uiD057J
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHLEdN3Hvj
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8UFFOUmsu
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hzV2nrMQN
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD7pB559WP
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUekLHzZvF5
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2XAFfAYEo
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XXdgrSfgT
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSbmTDobzg
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNNiNkkTO5
我真係有D擔心。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhkEFWTcGC
…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZIZKUToit
「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt51eKfjoK1
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraP6543FK2
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtWEeA7QR9
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicJlOgTCXi
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqXZM3rxt7
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C2TZmh6bW
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeFhYVjizi
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNRU58u0Ld
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j2pJlhGTR
「好，我試吓啦。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66na5zAAj1
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStuAPX3SPJ
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BaB3eTuOd
「你啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbybzR2cCi
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDbMHfG5kk
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0fanRySNO
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf18iPOrtC
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAYORY98fY
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUGZpxaWUc
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzfgeOOpzj
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaZ8Jye8Nk
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAyg83SbJX
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNgXdHgqRY
「分工！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ukS7Wrvuo
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQNNKXsEKl
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABtT84HwsY
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjlXDDxG7o
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQeL2QSZ6y
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfz4bhsApln
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttDVYPbXux
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1cJNmGAwL
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQMPZTzmXu
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgDLNoJwKs
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQUfSuoMfY
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9Nh8OLfoT
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPyq1VBt1x
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNE5VDNoJF
好！到我！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGfUaL8a56
(吼~！)「居居」變身！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SCEcuLlDS
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTGigpO9s0
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKTU9dhZLI
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmPkmu34lU
「居居，衝啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnt2g4IsWw
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjR8gMu8ex
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHIKFBNYON
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EEdwAruG6
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVaefphNKk
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVykXlpSOw
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGb98C4z1L
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVOtY1yZUM
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJfiUbOMYJ
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDx7hlWQxO
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp58Szexsy
直接跳上嚟追打我…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlFFGspPBi
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5egbHRWIO
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqIWjmQ4OA
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpV4DaLBIhz
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuvkMpPBSZ
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWjvIFRsUt
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzM4oxEIrf
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvokJEw4de1
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk4HaaAgp3
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOxrPU0em8
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokwU4CsqRv
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQzShFZbgK
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqrjFXMTz9
「冇咗條棍啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzZsXLptqN
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBdTtguDlz
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrH6mNEn1Z
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrQYziq6Wo
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYpLtZpizv
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hld4Mbwq3
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzKU9xLcGw
(吱依~~~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtJdqtC9gm
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSDlaogXED
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfx11hieVb
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgc2bYv6re4
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dUPVfaWbB
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5xUNesm3G
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ8Usvgc9O
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXqiAV2VvD
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76YBIrLU8A
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1JfvHgkXh
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LOX1oLKuE
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ACMaRI5LJ
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佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vwnzpnJTC
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(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTlsodHLya
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