第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsmnlqphPR
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxWU17hkfL
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTpxrLstP8
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyEOF5WKU1
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFzYifshVt
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqgdGYy7rz
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3SeXp551i
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRURJ2GFtV1
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBhNpbp0FV
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8eFPUcQ9x
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIA73azPV8
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhzrNIUjCZ
「結好網喇！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F6iPL0jBk
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzNNrZpFZQ
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlxtXibFWq
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe9N2SmxqM
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6V58wc74Pp
我好似講到係好自然咁添。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pRQVY6ThB
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkPljimlio
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi7FMTDfFR
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcow9EHwJ5
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpkNqjtlRd
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t7tz7Te79
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGHrffmadP
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW24oGDtvIl
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7ZxEQGeMn
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQZpDDcibc
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJnc5Sn0sq
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wlulm5c8P
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiam4obHdE
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy291fnP6Fu
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEjX5BkdC4
我真係有D擔心。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ256Mq6PQ0Z
…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO5jmUXqBn
「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdgJOKZ2rQ
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNoUxLIAMk
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA0XoxoNgW
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5FYe0Fe09
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQ0M14xxXr
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91mqVW0eQ1
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjQNoNFQa0
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgHPRSdbNG
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnq7c5OJbt
「好，我試吓啦。」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAqA9D6nAB
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwlvZT5zbR
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLHgoHEcop
「你啊！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzCzoh0kF8
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3tI8pcZa2
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApwoHmz899
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvA0K0t5m4
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFuu9BOcrk
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQQckzeJD3
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw1tkhT88R
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvnWbfmDke
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IKVbUfoYm
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn04wa6B0mP
「分工！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPGn8oTjue
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUI17jq2uQ
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqbfSllDP8
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmOeoa4NNq
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPS1blHPdI
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvOMBiRKRf
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrR7Q0Y3aJ
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUJGlhlfHv
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbXoXRjqkG
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwug25QLmF
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUYjQ8AURn
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwv1lDOsoQ
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViJ2uIqOhQ
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvxWv8BFKS
好！到我！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDUQ5KrdgD
(吼~！)「居居」變身！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l1JhCwr6e
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQZOHLNnrw
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyEwjdMevW
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxygTWD5Tb
「居居，衝啊！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0reX4xSu3
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTe2uC3FJw
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmj5HwCIxQ
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzqeIHQg9o
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhuhIiXuEM
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyi9uVRuQE
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQAFTA4NVR
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgHGZTyYvg
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6OZXWRsot
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASCFcPRMIj
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H9TYyrFga
直接跳上嚟追打我…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiLMRRcplx
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXAHwAhKvV
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69VV71yOwa
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqKYic798P
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XjRs6yvbj
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7FP6brEqv
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUFn2gaACF
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl9V4q2d8J
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOqEOqV2ia
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylD7KAOifv
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbsZVVARz9
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSxHVIm6UO
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIMVIh9ytP
「冇咗條棍啊！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpO8feIYnb
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOLTPHXpgs
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxst47IqP7
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMzoH1k0MB
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBc6KZIp0A8
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnaExU2Emj
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDOXG2yCj2
(吱依~~~！)837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZBvEZXwpa
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvkaRTiwsQ
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTicsHXY0CX
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzUmYECLjX
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonV6pZvtlI
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKtgBgiJM3
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3szvWWGayh
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTeSBtbiKf
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEj6Odtmdj
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjjdLxb4Jm
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z6mzdgZLP
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？837Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uvmyP2VsX
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