第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rYdORJxov
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAlaUDmVkC
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFWaQ01Xr8
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPe28QhXpz
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlmgXRCdfM
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlymVxAoyzc
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPbcsVIRVY
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡappnfggJ49
但係原來…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdXFw4Lw23
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWoKGj0VlI
不過…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEg8tMaZvR
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcv6AfpG4D
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tuVk4zmlg
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nqQRyUcL0
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqEBrdJjTA
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkK8PgejvI
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhE8yUhuvn
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Etm88ioZ7
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKMdPwdVh0
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlxiHBZuIv
「毒河水炮！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUYn7bbkHk
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYD4PZvW90
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxreIoVGdqf
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbyDUaNTGJ
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0wUFc0Fsu
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7WGNXoSR1
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYN7dQBjcz
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0Nw9AbSfa
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpJIqhX5zs
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPjoAqTmJH
「衰仔，重色輕我。」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM6rwfjiG2
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDT2m3Kl8S
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6TCXgv522
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcLNiwzwpA
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Knftfuft7
總算頂得住…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIZBccvIg0
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllZPnJRWdR
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VUf9ay5Tw
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDDDxPBj1t
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV2RU5lURK
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk6rxH8nKk
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO9A6T61od
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rdajTFcFy
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFc2sJJN8Y
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzq73MkaLy
「冥河鬼爪~！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTtstPkj8q
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9KU9mMZQF
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSJhhvjYOd
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwi9kue3jl
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDZz2OY1h9
之後佢雙手合拾…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPHvqsgFx7
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGNK9gn4oa
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2MjjSv2Zj
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPTd7jQD6F
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRKLE2kvdY
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVD1lik54P
…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBQWzqA6Yn
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J6X773xdY
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFin83Cv1Q
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxTGVoNAtN
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZL3uQC1EY
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcyLeurO3B
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR19DbpS15
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bVNTHdquD
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUB9cGqO46
攪到呢招成個食物咁。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnOBjgpIIs
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dtJqvT8Ex
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTYbrbRzJe
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGAsitj9Wy
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QkjwQ5Vqi
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMDFfkSkGW
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIfmnNgYci
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzcrIhmFxZ
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iCValuQOr
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaGC17Ipjs
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V9UTSudiA
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VErGBtqWK
「好！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnegplkimW
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEeQIaYmU2
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5TtEuTZhv
我想回應佢，但係突然…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mP2Zt7G6N
「哇~丫~！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CRkwGVh2a
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrqDsPxciM
吞咗「春麗」！？563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NY23nw7o5
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiP9naDv2a
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MVPukMZxa
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8fdskyFxw
…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIhykGL6xI
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPvwCxVw9O
「哇~丫~！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9z2OIgqO6
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT9USlAafe
嚇到跌咗入井…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H0RO2JYtV
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2feliDaRV
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A3MM2kuzv
(噗~！)563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcpPa8Bf35
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5saqHrkSW
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7M2Z2ss3mV
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag00FDIx5K
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn2KQrXvPT
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fo5FVjdVs
過咗一陣…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZHOkHHLCz
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt2LCKGB8N
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWBxy9fKV2
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVntl8ftWQ
我真係俾佢激到想死！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq9shryG65
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCp0kUeImJ
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVde7ONkkb
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVxIBq0jrr
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIegrrFObun
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsFaJsKoaG
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYs6nfd8Ww
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlKHAyOyiy
我連繩頭都見唔到。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK327Z3x3YV
「駁！長！D！啦！」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeCZHvE8y6
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx0xfiMzPz
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3GFDOh02Y
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ8LCfPbUT
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtWm1oQshD
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0DwT5gkL6
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnUoYIn7Vo
「你踩完未啊？」563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG7hWa9I1m
我…踩完未？唔通…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXzjlMLHQM
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOGAvi5XJE
(待續)563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XNAApWtOa
下集預告︰563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH37NQHEObX
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosAt5vUtBy
註解︰563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCcvYg4glL
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqvBmhMJBC
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手563Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwX4Yd9IWA
