第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」,仲唔小心跌咗入井…618Please respect copyright.PENANAXjDfKCQJtA
阿輝,咪淨係掛住自己啊,記得保護阿欣啊!618Please respect copyright.PENANAsdAdxbU1qg
呢!你睇吓,阿欣嗌喇!618Please respect copyright.PENANAnZc30p4HWd
我遠水不能救近火啊,而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…618Please respect copyright.PENANAyGJg3VgZCV
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫,點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。618Please respect copyright.PENANAgtUM8EfINN
…618Please respect copyright.PENANA7UgVXGHNs8
「光管陳」嚟到,兩句唔埋就請神上身喇!好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。618Please respect copyright.PENANAhKmvuHnPIj
「…急急如律令,請媽祖顯靈,上徒兒我身,收服呢隻河中惡妖!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAanVqWV4yOf
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟,會好似做大戲咁,成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…618Please respect copyright.PENANABex2PV35kZ
但係原來…618Please respect copyright.PENANAXIFY2vlUpY
佢成個「春麗」咁款,仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…618Please respect copyright.PENANAk7Tff5eKGG
不過…618Please respect copyright.PENANAI3XH9rlhn7
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟,我就想嘔喇!618Please respect copyright.PENANA2QNCAW556U
都係睇返我小倩好,我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…618Please respect copyright.PENANA193hv6dIEe
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…618Please respect copyright.PENANAw9pUJMYNpK
順便一個箭步衝前,一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…618Please respect copyright.PENANAFDeUzIikwl
「家明!」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款,真係我見猶憐…618Please respect copyright.PENANAmYUnvK9pDr
「佢就係我孫新袍呀?個樣又幾標緻噃。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAQiSTrv1RVG
「我頂你個制!頭先又唔出嚟幫拖,而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽,我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAn3lFhYMBTr
(茱~!) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。618Please respect copyright.PENANAY7HmOcxLwa
我霎時間,開心到面都紅晒…618Please respect copyright.PENANAxhN1h4B7QN
「毒河水炮!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAi6h1RyMgHl
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…618Please respect copyright.PENANA1on0wlp6Xn
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住,但係…618Please respect copyright.PENANAvlasIpU7VE
「家明,你頭先冇受傷丫嘛?不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAcr2NNDAxSQ
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…618Please respect copyright.PENANAbaLeC91ggt
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面,食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…618Please respect copyright.PENANAOkVC3zjmSN
「喂,俾多幾粒嚟丫!」618Please respect copyright.PENANATbFAn3Ipvm
「你又唔過去幫拖,又阻住我同小倩二人世界,仲想食花生!?」618Please respect copyright.PENANA0b14DjUwqr
「你估我唔想幫咩?我夠鬼人哋打呀?你條衰仔,仲好講,頭先淨係喺度唱歌,我見情況唔妥,走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋,好在中途就見到佢,唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAii3HVXpwpT
「咁好啦,花生俾晒你啦,你行埋一邊慢慢食,唔好阻住晒。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAWSX9ZweePB
「衰仔,重色輕我。」618Please respect copyright.PENANAI3VBKUBLvq
大家都唔好理阿公住喇,睇返「春麗」先…618Please respect copyright.PENANA4wxziSeYgd
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…618Please respect copyright.PENANAiiO9yA0ipb
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗,仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…618Please respect copyright.PENANA6qMiFFmj8w
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退,退得幾步,後面冇路,唯有用雙手硬擋…618Please respect copyright.PENANAEJsN1sVnMe
總算頂得住…618Please respect copyright.PENANAKD6o1KqG0G
之後佢不甘示弱,即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—618Please respect copyright.PENANA3AlaGNSSlc
「地獄冥河~!」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。618Please respect copyright.PENANAnxbBbboTnN
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…618Please respect copyright.PENANApwR6d90SiQ
好在,水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。618Please respect copyright.PENANAPayRT5SPRH
「嘻嘻嘻,而家呢度就係我嘅主場,睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAoNYi6jgy0H
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁,估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。618Please respect copyright.PENANA9QNxxTG1VD
「春麗」佢始終都係水神,總算可以企喺河面,但係…618Please respect copyright.PENANAOJdqd7XYoe
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…618Please respect copyright.PENANASNpW2oNCAh
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁,點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…618Please respect copyright.PENANA4XyF1cIn7p
「冥河鬼爪~!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAtS5Y3bJQSC
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後,「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…618Please respect copyright.PENANAcO0rPmMqWD
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊!618Please respect copyright.PENANA52xUtPlJzI
「鳳凰百裂腿~!」618Please respect copyright.PENANANBTE0xMwqd
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…618Please respect copyright.PENANAGhj4SrVG6w
之後佢雙手合拾…618Please respect copyright.PENANAgw6uukUZRQ
「你條冥河D水太淡喇,睇我將佢整鹹啦!大海汪洋,賜我力量,天從臨海~!」618Please respect copyright.PENANA7mKf2YwI5y
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水,仲…618Please respect copyright.PENANAZH1Jm9XFK1
我頂佢個肺丫,兜頭淋落嚟,整濕晒我同小倩…618Please respect copyright.PENANASdBcDMc1nC
咦,我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩,又好似…618Please respect copyright.PENANAEfteayhgSl
唔頂住好D噃,攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。618Please respect copyright.PENANAL9ctFBqINk
…618Please respect copyright.PENANATdz3ZmcBJc
「哈哈哈,你以為有用咩?地獄冥河係無底深潭,加上係完整實在嘅,而你呢度只係得部份海水,根本冇可能將佢填滿!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAKQDYJor9eQ
乜話!?原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用!?618Please respect copyright.PENANA230hqL4Bzh
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁,開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去,我就睇你頂得幾耐!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAVybjxm0nlu
「哼,刁蟲小技,天從臨海護我腳下!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAga7lywR9Xj
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…618Please respect copyright.PENANA3JXw8q3p2v
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…618Please respect copyright.PENANAO2r6n71cWx
「到我喇喎,水轉鳳凰捲~!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAOgy7xG0zDC
我有D鄙視呢一招,因為明明就係水龍捲,但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…618Please respect copyright.PENANASB7WCocjpe
攪到呢招成個食物咁。618Please respect copyright.PENANA4zpfPbho6G
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」,又估唔到幾大力噃…618Please respect copyright.PENANAl7x5TUVJkt
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁,佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…618Please respect copyright.PENANAs2mKhCF7me
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…618Please respect copyright.PENANAp6PaiSzNlJ
「睇嚟我要用真身喇!冥河水鬼,魂歸吾身,怨氣積聚,邪體現形!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAqDbhNsZeqH
佢一嗌完,一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟,好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…618Please respect copyright.PENANAt59B9rry9s
邪氣一直積聚,佢個身形就越嚟越大,個死人樣就越嚟越衰…618Please respect copyright.PENANAmx6nQeJLII
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁,但係手腳較長…618Please respect copyright.PENANAZpNzClSQOj
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…618Please respect copyright.PENANADblEqYU6eQ
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」,濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…618Please respect copyright.PENANAoLiqNXtIlx
好在,「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。618Please respect copyright.PENANAsCzSpDhGQ2
「大波兄,睇住阿明同你孫新袍!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAVXXJGhN2HQ
「好!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAtqwjaSImpF
「孫新袍!?」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度,感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。618Please respect copyright.PENANAr2RFWSLwui
「衰仔,咪淨係掛住爽啦,睇住自己同我孫新袍啊!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAiNTN38TFpx
我想回應佢,但係突然…618Please respect copyright.PENANAwxOO7pyjQJ
「哇~丫~!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAYmScl5SEfc
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟,仲…618Please respect copyright.PENANALQQ4DvyXoy
吞咗「春麗」!?618Please respect copyright.PENANAiNVmpqBbZS
唔係咁大鑊呀?冇戲做喇?唯一救星都死埋?唔係咁化學呀?618Please respect copyright.PENANAQrGAA0sAaA
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水,而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…618Please respect copyright.PENANAldyq6a9gls
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。618Please respect copyright.PENANAJXkkWkIaek
…618Please respect copyright.PENANAGs4Q4uvAb4
已經成十幾秒喇,「春麗」,唔係,「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟?618Please respect copyright.PENANAmCoD082KQ3
「哇~丫~!」618Please respect copyright.PENANA6qRVvSng2o
「丫!」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟,仲將我…618Please respect copyright.PENANAHucgxcNXs5
嚇到跌咗入井…618Please respect copyright.PENANAurV5W6jyEv
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAdCl8huslC5
我就一直跌落井底,淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘,可想而知個井有幾深…618Please respect copyright.PENANA8yE3AbuBT7
(噗~!)618Please respect copyright.PENANAWpodU25XBE
「丫!」咦,嘩,咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅!?618Please respect copyright.PENANAD5Am4KYMOM
井底有D水,但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢,個井口唔係好闊…618Please respect copyright.PENANAyRxB13BWyO
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆,但係…618Please respect copyright.PENANAaKgUQa7IJq
D水好臭吓,不過我冇理太多,因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…618Please respect copyright.PENANAF4i09NFDGg
「阿公!小倩!聽唔聽到啊?」我向上大嗌。618Please respect copyright.PENANAaNt3nLLdWP
過咗一陣…618Please respect copyright.PENANAFq2QoNBecl
「喂!聽到!你冇事丫嘛?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAvEDr9Fm1fJ
「聽到!但係回音好勁,你講慢D丫!」我回應。618Please respect copyright.PENANAILpNnVsby1
「講咩啊?你講慢D丫!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAZvrxKlZhis
我真係俾佢激到想死!618Please respect copyright.PENANAQdCX72X8wg
「我!問!光!管!陳!點!啊?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAn0hPZkVYSb
「你講嘢一舊舊!我聽唔到你講乜啊!總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇!而家我哋都安全!不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷!」618Please respect copyright.PENANASjGGLKnLIN
安全就好,唔想再回應佢喇。618Please respect copyright.PENANAExbnTTyE4Y
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…618Please respect copyright.PENANAWxsmNkKKEr
嘩,呢次喺體內插,肯定超痛。618Please respect copyright.PENANAnm6RJpyypv
「咁!快!D!救!我!啦!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAy7I0w6zttv
「你喺好深呀?我睇你唔到!條繩夠唔夠長啊?」618Please respect copyright.PENANAw2BnlvVU8t
我連繩頭都見唔到。618Please respect copyright.PENANAiQnQXC9frO
「駁!長!D!啦!」618Please respect copyright.PENANAGaq0aUyAuK
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇!真係唔夠長呀?」618Please respect copyright.PENANADBBP5eR9vt
佢咁講完,我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…618Please respect copyright.PENANAtfKP5kG8ul
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…618Please respect copyright.PENANAPyz27zJxqj
「你嗌完未啊?」井底呢度突然有把人聲。618Please respect copyright.PENANAkjDRmvMcDb
真係嚇咗我一跳,但係…618Please respect copyright.PENANANsYiOfj6Xe
相對咁諗,咪即係有人喺度囉,咁返上去就有望喇。618Please respect copyright.PENANAda9F8rhqRW
「你踩完未啊?」618Please respect copyright.PENANA7jarCsOlLC
我…踩完未?唔通…618Please respect copyright.PENANAcUSrgzf6PG
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…618Please respect copyright.PENANA2VuvH9EuUP
(待續)618Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4ojdfVcDs
下集預告︰618Please respect copyright.PENANA2AZR4UCM0d
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇!哇!618Please respect copyright.PENANAgmlHeGC3CA
註解︰618Please respect copyright.PENANATHcqmnGW0S
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅618Please respect copyright.PENANAAao5txMPg8
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手618Please respect copyright.PENANAcCKBXQ3QBr