第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMA2s2qK00
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SZU3BSkUe
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxnF6bVpaJ
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLi9DefIAw
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmt0H0qRW5
…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhdAemfqZ6
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ckYsuH0HD
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv5udeFVV9
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdMgMScyCY
但係原來…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycKv2evXiD
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyjTXKXquh
不過…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPnnvWNBhK
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtOsNJ2M7X
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEM0EKZNNt
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocKtFGgxfV
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAxfm5JpfB
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJltNRdDQ94
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiqaRkKzRw
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dud7snuF3
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvnVNN4LvM
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFX87Bzirm
「毒河水炮！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZPmO1N67I
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjFiGsbGsw
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXpvwbS0u0
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFgWAnFlIC
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7ie4QV1zY
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiruS3xtN9
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8xqhw6Vrv
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONPaInXgiZ
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGvYa9RfuF
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T26h3ojaE
「衰仔，重色輕我。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5AwramEIs
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEefAR3dXdL
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0Uob3TUHp
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zCUiFLwPQ
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOTMb8ReeU
總算頂得住…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAV2Cc3FjN
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTECjtQfqv
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCh5ookbrvi
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfv16GnAVL
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCPAR2w61c
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtoGBp5DJQ
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXV5hOg68s
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvioXUQ9BYK
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yVje8Rj4y
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhjy6yoINe
「冥河鬼爪~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWLYl5NBoS
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIV1TObyeo
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7CeYvOh4m
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDolLVH5xQ
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4WTvVqkmV
之後佢雙手合拾…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyHP0XRJTE
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjGONbbLDh
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF00ZZ6gFZ
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18oEoy81DT
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeAtmB3bh6
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq43yZnmof
…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyEMb1TTMa
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1IHGJGYS1
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56S8gEcD6Q
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGETxqu9SA
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIkiaozHWe
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSI7KKImTV
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj5OhuQ5w1
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VvlVYA79I
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgou1OHARN5
攪到呢招成個食物咁。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjyzhFpBEw
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJStMCAai2l
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdhqQbDM9b
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D5N5s3EYJ
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyywQFaHVa
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0YKh5VKtf
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEJb47kZZ3
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYQswPzx8Y
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHMxNpL0RO
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwoOJJVyLN
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU681IfthCK
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9MEsqJh9R
「好！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiNPm6LQRd
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWNJWdIQ2d
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1sb6yNJdZ
我想回應佢，但係突然…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNawhlu9Ki
「哇~丫~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8qybGVnHQ
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn3jDYfPwL
吞咗「春麗」！？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwGr4c2V5c
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51Ph0qyPrT
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WQPe93cVe
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcR1YryeFG
…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjzxAEIXBd
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusHXTOSIE5
「哇~丫~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2XmDHW4eG
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm6w4sIrAR
嚇到跌咗入井…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwNx8XcdDs
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGONnXQJ5yB
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GRYCEFfTr
(噗~！)619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKndc8HXbm
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5GSCnYaNp
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhunvkRnb4l
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XjYsqRusC
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM1OZNlo2A
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMUiB7HmhT
過咗一陣…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYFgr9Q6Tl
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPE4tvlxti
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmkAhWt5bR
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxB2MLPQ0F
我真係俾佢激到想死！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmaVAaW64E
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntksRvT2YO
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLTjSFwQ3s
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuubfqrpx9T
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDn0JA2i8r
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq4Na59CfR
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRaQ97q7OP
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NKAsrZ89W
我連繩頭都見唔到。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj8KvBtmuV
「駁！長！D！啦！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5bKaiMDtO
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDTKiwdIot
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGCkSBvRiW
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxioiI6OM8
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBpGKQRkNK
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpTLpjJw99
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmLJjxxVCB
「你踩完未啊？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltkDaWgS1b
我…踩完未？唔通…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBImiflIbj8
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡittgN8Btnb
(待續)619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOjv4tii1h
下集預告︰619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfMeE95e14
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD8fYeojYn
註解︰619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE19RCvy8e
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBJTyHm6Ve
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0xHttRXlA
