第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」,仲唔小心跌咗入井…619Please respect copyright.PENANAJMA2s2qK00
阿輝,咪淨係掛住自己啊,記得保護阿欣啊!619Please respect copyright.PENANA5SZU3BSkUe
呢!你睇吓,阿欣嗌喇!619Please respect copyright.PENANASxnF6bVpaJ
我遠水不能救近火啊,而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…619Please respect copyright.PENANATLi9DefIAw
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫,點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。619Please respect copyright.PENANArmt0H0qRW5
…619Please respect copyright.PENANAVhdAemfqZ6
「光管陳」嚟到,兩句唔埋就請神上身喇!好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。619Please respect copyright.PENANA3ckYsuH0HD
「…急急如律令,請媽祖顯靈,上徒兒我身,收服呢隻河中惡妖!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAVv5udeFVV9
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟,會好似做大戲咁,成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…619Please respect copyright.PENANAjdMgMScyCY
但係原來…619Please respect copyright.PENANAycKv2evXiD
佢成個「春麗」咁款,仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…619Please respect copyright.PENANAKyjTXKXquh
不過…619Please respect copyright.PENANAaPnnvWNBhK
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟,我就想嘔喇!619Please respect copyright.PENANACtOsNJ2M7X
都係睇返我小倩好,我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…619Please respect copyright.PENANAtEM0EKZNNt
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…619Please respect copyright.PENANAocKtFGgxfV
順便一個箭步衝前,一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…619Please respect copyright.PENANAeAxfm5JpfB
「家明!」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款,真係我見猶憐…619Please respect copyright.PENANAJltNRdDQ94
「佢就係我孫新袍呀?個樣又幾標緻噃。」619Please respect copyright.PENANAgiqaRkKzRw
「我頂你個制!頭先又唔出嚟幫拖,而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽,我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛!」619Please respect copyright.PENANA9dud7snuF3
(茱~!) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。619Please respect copyright.PENANAIvnVNN4LvM
我霎時間,開心到面都紅晒…619Please respect copyright.PENANAvFX87Bzirm
「毒河水炮!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAgZPmO1N67I
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…619Please respect copyright.PENANAMjFiGsbGsw
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住,但係…619Please respect copyright.PENANAOXpvwbS0u0
「家明,你頭先冇受傷丫嘛?不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」619Please respect copyright.PENANAzFgWAnFlIC
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…619Please respect copyright.PENANAS7ie4QV1zY
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面,食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…619Please respect copyright.PENANAoiruS3xtN9
「喂,俾多幾粒嚟丫!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAh8xqhw6Vrv
「你又唔過去幫拖,又阻住我同小倩二人世界,仲想食花生!?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAONPaInXgiZ
「你估我唔想幫咩?我夠鬼人哋打呀?你條衰仔,仲好講,頭先淨係喺度唱歌,我見情況唔妥,走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋,好在中途就見到佢,唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAMGvYa9RfuF
「咁好啦,花生俾晒你啦,你行埋一邊慢慢食,唔好阻住晒。」619Please respect copyright.PENANA0T26h3ojaE
「衰仔,重色輕我。」619Please respect copyright.PENANAh5AwramEIs
大家都唔好理阿公住喇,睇返「春麗」先…619Please respect copyright.PENANAEefAR3dXdL
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…619Please respect copyright.PENANAP0Uob3TUHp
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗,仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…619Please respect copyright.PENANA7zCUiFLwPQ
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退,退得幾步,後面冇路,唯有用雙手硬擋…619Please respect copyright.PENANAJOTMb8ReeU
總算頂得住…619Please respect copyright.PENANAgAV2Cc3FjN
之後佢不甘示弱,即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—619Please respect copyright.PENANAbTECjtQfqv
「地獄冥河~!」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。619Please respect copyright.PENANACh5ookbrvi
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…619Please respect copyright.PENANAnfv16GnAVL
好在,水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。619Please respect copyright.PENANAaCPAR2w61c
「嘻嘻嘻,而家呢度就係我嘅主場,睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAEtoGBp5DJQ
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁,估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。619Please respect copyright.PENANAaXV5hOg68s
「春麗」佢始終都係水神,總算可以企喺河面,但係…619Please respect copyright.PENANAvioXUQ9BYK
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…619Please respect copyright.PENANA9yVje8Rj4y
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁,點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…619Please respect copyright.PENANAFhjy6yoINe
「冥河鬼爪~!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAnWLYl5NBoS
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後,「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…619Please respect copyright.PENANAnIV1TObyeo
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊!619Please respect copyright.PENANAq7CeYvOh4m
「鳳凰百裂腿~!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAgDolLVH5xQ
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…619Please respect copyright.PENANAE4WTvVqkmV
之後佢雙手合拾…619Please respect copyright.PENANAmyHP0XRJTE
「你條冥河D水太淡喇,睇我將佢整鹹啦!大海汪洋,賜我力量,天從臨海~!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAXjGONbbLDh
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水,仲…619Please respect copyright.PENANAAF00ZZ6gFZ
我頂佢個肺丫,兜頭淋落嚟,整濕晒我同小倩…619Please respect copyright.PENANA18oEoy81DT
咦,我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩,又好似…619Please respect copyright.PENANAjeAtmB3bh6
唔頂住好D噃,攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。619Please respect copyright.PENANApq43yZnmof
…619Please respect copyright.PENANAxyEMb1TTMa
「哈哈哈,你以為有用咩?地獄冥河係無底深潭,加上係完整實在嘅,而你呢度只係得部份海水,根本冇可能將佢填滿!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAL1IHGJGYS1
乜話!?原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用!?619Please respect copyright.PENANA56S8gEcD6Q
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁,開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去,我就睇你頂得幾耐!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAZGETxqu9SA
「哼,刁蟲小技,天從臨海護我腳下!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAKIkiaozHWe
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…619Please respect copyright.PENANAYSI7KKImTV
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…619Please respect copyright.PENANAkj5OhuQ5w1
「到我喇喎,水轉鳳凰捲~!」619Please respect copyright.PENANA0VvlVYA79I
我有D鄙視呢一招,因為明明就係水龍捲,但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…619Please respect copyright.PENANAgou1OHARN5
攪到呢招成個食物咁。619Please respect copyright.PENANASjyzhFpBEw
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」,又估唔到幾大力噃…619Please respect copyright.PENANAJStMCAai2l
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁,佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…619Please respect copyright.PENANAYdhqQbDM9b
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…619Please respect copyright.PENANA1D5N5s3EYJ
「睇嚟我要用真身喇!冥河水鬼,魂歸吾身,怨氣積聚,邪體現形!」619Please respect copyright.PENANApyywQFaHVa
佢一嗌完,一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟,好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…619Please respect copyright.PENANAk0YKh5VKtf
邪氣一直積聚,佢個身形就越嚟越大,個死人樣就越嚟越衰…619Please respect copyright.PENANAeEJb47kZZ3
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁,但係手腳較長…619Please respect copyright.PENANACYQswPzx8Y
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…619Please respect copyright.PENANAgHMxNpL0RO
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」,濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…619Please respect copyright.PENANAKwoOJJVyLN
好在,「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。619Please respect copyright.PENANAU681IfthCK
「大波兄,睇住阿明同你孫新袍!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAW9MEsqJh9R
「好!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAKiNPm6LQRd
「孫新袍!?」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度,感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。619Please respect copyright.PENANACWNJWdIQ2d
「衰仔,咪淨係掛住爽啦,睇住自己同我孫新袍啊!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAo1sb6yNJdZ
我想回應佢,但係突然…619Please respect copyright.PENANAoNawhlu9Ki
「哇~丫~!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAK8qybGVnHQ
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟,仲…619Please respect copyright.PENANAkn3jDYfPwL
吞咗「春麗」!?619Please respect copyright.PENANAZwGr4c2V5c
唔係咁大鑊呀?冇戲做喇?唯一救星都死埋?唔係咁化學呀?619Please respect copyright.PENANA51Ph0qyPrT
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水,而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…619Please respect copyright.PENANA9WQPe93cVe
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。619Please respect copyright.PENANAzcR1YryeFG
…619Please respect copyright.PENANAtjzxAEIXBd
已經成十幾秒喇,「春麗」,唔係,「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟?619Please respect copyright.PENANAusHXTOSIE5
「哇~丫~!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAi2XmDHW4eG
「丫!」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟,仲將我…619Please respect copyright.PENANAGm6w4sIrAR
嚇到跌咗入井…619Please respect copyright.PENANAjwNx8XcdDs
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAGONnXQJ5yB
我就一直跌落井底,淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘,可想而知個井有幾深…619Please respect copyright.PENANA4GRYCEFfTr
(噗~!)619Please respect copyright.PENANAMKndc8HXbm
「丫!」咦,嘩,咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅!?619Please respect copyright.PENANAt5GSCnYaNp
井底有D水,但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢,個井口唔係好闊…619Please respect copyright.PENANAhunvkRnb4l
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆,但係…619Please respect copyright.PENANA0XjYsqRusC
D水好臭吓,不過我冇理太多,因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…619Please respect copyright.PENANARM1OZNlo2A
「阿公!小倩!聽唔聽到啊?」我向上大嗌。619Please respect copyright.PENANArMUiB7HmhT
過咗一陣…619Please respect copyright.PENANAAYFgr9Q6Tl
「喂!聽到!你冇事丫嘛?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAsPE4tvlxti
「聽到!但係回音好勁,你講慢D丫!」我回應。619Please respect copyright.PENANAGmkAhWt5bR
「講咩啊?你講慢D丫!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAZxB2MLPQ0F
我真係俾佢激到想死!619Please respect copyright.PENANAhmaVAaW64E
「我!問!光!管!陳!點!啊?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAntksRvT2YO
「你講嘢一舊舊!我聽唔到你講乜啊!總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇!而家我哋都安全!不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAvLTjSFwQ3s
安全就好,唔想再回應佢喇。619Please respect copyright.PENANAuubfqrpx9T
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…619Please respect copyright.PENANAdDn0JA2i8r
嘩,呢次喺體內插,肯定超痛。619Please respect copyright.PENANAeq4Na59CfR
「咁!快!D!救!我!啦!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAxRaQ97q7OP
「你喺好深呀?我睇你唔到!條繩夠唔夠長啊?」619Please respect copyright.PENANA3NKAsrZ89W
我連繩頭都見唔到。619Please respect copyright.PENANAFj8KvBtmuV
「駁!長!D!啦!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAf5bKaiMDtO
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇!真係唔夠長呀?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAzDTKiwdIot
佢咁講完,我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…619Please respect copyright.PENANAmGCkSBvRiW
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…619Please respect copyright.PENANAsxioiI6OM8
「你嗌完未啊?」井底呢度突然有把人聲。619Please respect copyright.PENANAJBpGKQRkNK
真係嚇咗我一跳,但係…619Please respect copyright.PENANABpTLpjJw99
相對咁諗,咪即係有人喺度囉,咁返上去就有望喇。619Please respect copyright.PENANAqmLJjxxVCB
「你踩完未啊?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAltkDaWgS1b
我…踩完未?唔通…619Please respect copyright.PENANABImiflIbj8
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…619Please respect copyright.PENANAittgN8Btnb
(待續)619Please respect copyright.PENANAlOjv4tii1h
下集預告︰619Please respect copyright.PENANASfMeE95e14
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇!哇!619Please respect copyright.PENANAfD8fYeojYn
註解︰619Please respect copyright.PENANAVE19RCvy8e
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅619Please respect copyright.PENANAPBJTyHm6Ve
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手619Please respect copyright.PENANAi0xHttRXlA