第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjDfKCQJtA
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdAdxbU1qg
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZc30p4HWd
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGJg3VgZCV
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtUM8EfINN
…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UgVXGHNs8
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKmvuHnPIj
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanVqWV4yOf
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBex2PV35kZ
但係原來…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIFY2vlUpY
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7Tff5eKGG
不過…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3XH9rlhn7
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QNCAW556U
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ193hv6dIEe
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9pUJMYNpK
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDeUzIikwl
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYUnvK9pDr
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiSTrv1RVG
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3lFhYMBTr
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7HmOcxLwa
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhN1h4B7QN
「毒河水炮！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6h1RyMgHl
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1on0wlp6Xn
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlasIpU7VE
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr2NNDAxSQ
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaLeC91ggt
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkVC3zjmSN
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbFAn3Ipvm
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b14DjUwqr
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii3HVXpwpT
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSX9ZweePB
「衰仔，重色輕我。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3VBKUBLvq
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wxziSeYgd
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiO9yA0ipb
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qMiFFmj8w
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJsN1sVnMe
總算頂得住…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD6o1KqG0G
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AlaGNSSlc
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxbBbboTnN
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwR6d90SiQ
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPayRT5SPRH
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNYi6jgy0H
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QNxxTG1VD
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJdqd7XYoe
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNpW2oNCAh
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XyF1cIn7p
「冥河鬼爪~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS5Y3bJQSC
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO0rPmMqWD
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52xUtPlJzI
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBTE0xMwqd
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhj4SrVG6w
之後佢雙手合拾…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw6uukUZRQ
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mKf2YwI5y
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH1Jm9XFK1
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdBcDMc1nC
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfteayhgSl
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ctFBqINk
…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdz3ZmcBJc
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQDYJor9eQ
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ230hqL4Bzh
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVybjxm0nlu
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga7lywR9Xj
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JXw8q3p2v
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2r6n71cWx
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgy7xG0zDC
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB7WCocjpe
攪到呢招成個食物咁。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zpfPbho6G
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7x5TUVJkt
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2mKhCF7me
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6PaiSzNlJ
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDbhNsZeqH
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt59B9rry9s
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx6nQeJLII
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpNzClSQOj
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDblEqYU6eQ
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLiqNXtIlx
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCzSpDhGQ2
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXXJGhN2HQ
「好！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqwjaSImpF
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2RFWSLwui
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNTN38TFpx
我想回應佢，但係突然…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxOO7pyjQJ
「哇~丫~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmScl5SEfc
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQQ4DvyXoy
吞咗「春麗」！？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNVmpqBbZS
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrGAA0sAaA
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldyq6a9gls
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXkkWkIaek
…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs4Q4uvAb4
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCoD082KQ3
「哇~丫~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qRVvSng2o
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHucgxcNXs5
嚇到跌咗入井…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurV5W6jyEv
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCl8huslC5
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yE3AbuBT7
(噗~！)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpodU25XBE
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5Am4KYMOM
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRxB13BWyO
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKgUQa7IJq
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4i09NFDGg
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNt3nLLdWP
過咗一陣…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq2QoNBecl
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEDr9Fm1fJ
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILpNnVsby1
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvrxKlZhis
我真係俾佢激到想死！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdCX72X8wg
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0hPZkVYSb
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjGGLKnLIN
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExbnTTyE4Y
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxsmNkKKEr
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm6RJpyypv
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7I0w6zttv
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2BnlvVU8t
我連繩頭都見唔到。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQnQXC9frO
「駁！長！D！啦！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaq0aUyAuK
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBBP5eR9vt
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfKP5kG8ul
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyz27zJxqj
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjDRmvMcDb
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsYiOfj6Xe
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda9F8rhqRW
「你踩完未啊？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jarCsOlLC
我…踩完未？唔通…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUSrgzf6PG
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VuvH9EuUP
(待續)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4ojdfVcDs
下集預告︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AZR4UCM0d
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmlHeGC3CA
註解︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHcqmnGW0S
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAao5txMPg8
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCKBXQ3QBr
