第084集 ~ 欣︰「草帽呼子」原來…，大家似乎都打得好激烈啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONMrWU0fhr
個井咁深咁窄，點解阿明你仲咁輕鬆咁嘅？你有信心返到上地面咩？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX2hVDeYQj
而家仲咁明顯有隻妖怪喺井底陪你，我真係戥小倩擔心你啊。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pwXjtpxBl
不過，我呢邊都好亂，我似乎應該擔心返自己先…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPu6Y5X4jW
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走啊~！」「救命啊~！」「哇~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbsdT6UfKi
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYXeY0NyZM
仲人踩人，鬼踩鬼咁，攪到周地都係手腳，仲有甩咗出嚟嘅頭…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq49Hj6DuC
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrlUyZoVPw
「老人家」佢摸摸我個頭講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2pAKG17kv
而我頭先淨係掛住睇個混亂場面，都唔知佢哋講過D乜。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEkdVgApHq
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39XAJaf8SP
我數數手指，有陳老師，靈犬！？唔通「居居」都係神靈嚟嘅？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K4OJqLvXS
仲有「荷瑪」﹑阿妮！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4SwlwR2aC
「老鬼」係咪講緊頭先傾計有講到嘅阿明公公呢？淨返係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC7Q1stjRN
「袋袋」！？佢真係俾邪靈上咗身呀！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyijwG8P1qC
但係，點解班高人由得佢俾隻邪靈侵佔身體嘅？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ONk8aLlxH
講到明係「邪靈」嚟，佢會唔會保護「袋袋」嫁？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACJc8XsGFz
定係會調轉槍頭打返我哋呢？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFJgWg6LYR
…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznRLNoVP8E
「至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcT4UzW17L
唔係講緊我呀！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qYrZEKVIW
輝輝佢拍一拍我膊頭，唔係連輝輝都想推我出去死呀！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡds1JHAA7cI
不過我諗諗吓，呢個位好似已經係最冇危險性…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM06bv5tePE
所以輝輝應該都係咁諗，我唯有…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKULrmyJ4lD
「好，我試吓啦。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ343WMjx3Wt
我有D唔係咁開心，依個時候，仲要有個喺地下碌碌吓嘅鬼頭碌咗埋我腳邊…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ903I6L23NH
我咪大力一踢發洩吓囉，點知…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSDNJub9jU
踢中咗「臭西道士」塊面。呸呸呸，LUR口水講過，講得太快添…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzKOINtdv5
我係想講臭道士「西斜」啊…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82JawxjFko
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx0r5PWcFo
死喇！攪到佢哋班壞蛋睇到我哋添，好在，好似冇人發現呢個秘密…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsKWSj3Xr2
大台上面仲行緊個男仔落嚟…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQfVm1TlGU
咦，又幾靚仔喎，佢咪好似係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGzrChG5VH
GTO個鬼塚英吉啊！電視版嗰個啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKopTCZnl0D
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「肥高人」突然分開佢哋。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn2M8PmTSu
我掛住睇男仔添，嗱嗱聲就位試吓同「草帽呼子」傾兩句先…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLpog2m82T
我慢慢Say住Hi咁行埋去…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUi0RXJMj7
「我叫阿欣啊，你好，你叫咩名啊？你有冇時間啊？不如我哋坐低傾吓計丫…」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH7r5vhW9d
佢望一望我，之後就好快耷低咗個頭，好似好怕醜咁…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkViZkRk2T
仲行咗埋一邊坐低咗，唔係咁順攤呀！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cMfxoHR8V
之後，我都坐咗埋去…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbctymXaOcX
「你係咪怕醜啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0UoqR4ZCu
佢冇答，我就繼續講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6GnNy6xN9
「我係香港人嚟嫁，你係咪日本人嚟嫁？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrnDZia09Z
「係呢，你有冇朋友嫁？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbwng58Mqg
咦，佢似乎有D反應噃，佢另另頭咁。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtcvaws0w7
「咁頭先喺你隔離嘅係你乜嘢人啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4iAoRJLMn
佢搲搲個頭，之後終於出聲︰—801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCCOVqXhay
「爸爸媽媽哥哥姐姐叔叔伯伯！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdXdO4RAgY
一時之間，我真係睇唔到邊度有兩個女性出嚟…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD1ydh1QXL
但係廢事打斷大家傾計，唯有繼續搵嘢傾…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViDjayLU35
「佢哋好錫你架？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH0UJ5tdiA
「係！佢哋成日打我嫁！」佢竟然咁回應。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAHllEutuK
唔通真係打者愛也？俾人打仲要話佢哋錫自己都有嘅？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIlogBtS68
不過似乎可以試吓拉攏佢幫我哋呢邊噃。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdALebK73dX
「佢哋打你，你痛唔痛丫？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtJDP0UfLL
「好痛！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz8Qj23Rb0
「係囉，錫你係唔會打你嫁，所以佢哋根本唔錫你，不如你幫我哋丫，我哋唔會打人嫁！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4pyflXWaW
「但係…出面騎住獅子嗰個人用皮鞭打緊人噃！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvglarZySou
佢講緊輝輝，一時之間，我真係好尷尬！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRUaxWcLQv
但係又唔可以講話輝輝打嘅只係妖怪，因為「草帽呼子」佢都係妖怪丫嘛。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUdjNThA9e
「哦，佢…哋係骷髏骨，所以唔算係人囉，應該係咁。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW2MCgEwAq
「咁…嗰邊嗰個打緊人嘅人呢？」佢再問。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnIYFbdcb1
佢講緊「袋袋」，我又要諗嘢回應喇！好攰啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkf7RMElmj
「哦，佢…其實係…黐線嫁！唔使理佢，好似係。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80OtNiD5sl
「咦，又係噃，嗰邊個老嘢同個大肥佬係同媽媽佢哋三個傾緊計咋喎。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyemQYtBiGn
媽媽！？佢係講緊「千年石妖」！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rYLuzjhiq
如果鬼塚英吉係女人，又真係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2C4bNAm4i
好嘔心啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoviS8Uq0li
不過我飛過咗就算，我望一望家姐嗰邊，再同「草帽呼子」講︰—801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf6zAr0LGY
「呢，你睇吓，嗰邊佢哋都係玩緊躝藤喳嘛。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYADrG9vk5v
好在，家姐佢哋未打到埋身，仲係爪爛緊「毒藤女妖」D毒藤。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK42uydAbD
「草帽呼子」睇到佢哋都好似好開心咁，所以我就再問佢嘢…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TkIfFBSeu
當試探吓佢都好丫嘛。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD7sFGcKhz
「係呢，呼子，我叫你呼子好唔好啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Dos8cVc74
「好！都係一句啫。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxK2WvjASI
「呼子呀，你有D咩力量嫁？勁唔勁嫁？可唔可以講嚟聽吓啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtJ3WtFVdf
「風力量，木力量，我一吹，呼呼呼咁就可以吹到D嘢亂晒嫁喇，好勁嫁！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPya4kAsQ5m
佢好似都冇乜問題丫，似乎都係隻好妖嚟…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPxqJrRCeD
「係呢，呼子啊，你鍾意食咩嫁？」我試吓問吓佢D無聊嘢。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgugPNcLfhy
「人類！」呢個回應，似乎有D唔尋常，我亦開始感覺到我有危險…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXBO5nu2ke
「Eee…會唔會…有其他食物…你都會好鍾意食嫁？」我唯有繼續問。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGX3q9t5d0
「但係…」佢好似有嘢想講，但係講唔出咁。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EYlTHZSXs
「但係咩啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYsZyKCeOk
「我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI5SNTXIfH
佢突然擘到個口好大，好似想吞咗我咁，佢D牙有成幾層，仲有好多蟲喺裡面…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihVjQkpfKR
「丫~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJmIlFU9cR
「欣欣！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnusx4rSVTw
(插~！)801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZa2A1Mp3A
一條金光陪住一把三尖兩刃槍直接插穿「草帽呼子」個口，仲將佢飛咗埋一邊。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDbm4VjXn0
之後，輝輝騎住「居居」跑過嚟，仲一手將我扯上「居居」背脊…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrp32pm88p8
「居居」背脊位置有限，所以我只可以做嘅就係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXyxXPmmxV
攬到輝輝實一實…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmFDocsPSk
「欣欣，你冇事丫嘛？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCBAb9izx8
「無…無事，但係頭先嚇死我喇！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePYeM9Q6Bn
我好驚，但係而家輝輝喺度，我放心晒喇！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89VhgwVnlV
仲可以同佢喺危難中一齊騎住白雪雪嘅「居居」…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31LIWhdv1m
感覺真係好夢幻啊！輝輝佢就好似白馬王子咁。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzAFnIUpfk
「蝦~！「居居」，衝去欣家姐嗰邊啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfBN0OWTCK
輝輝佢「蝦」一聲，把三尖兩刃槍就返埋佢右手度，真係好有型，好勁啊！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthXBGNeRrB
「居居」跑咗兩步，一個跳躍，就飛咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0WFXP39IV
「蝦~！蝦~！蝦~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto9E7XX8s7
(嘭~！嘭~！嘭~！)801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrg6GhUtBb
輝輝佢橫掃三吓，毒藤就爆開晒…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhXhbKy6WH
「喵~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYwV6KWzZ2
家姐佢亦都迅速衝到「毒藤女妖」面前…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODYbvZUOWX
(嚓嚓嚓~！嚓嚓嚓~！)801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ1vCJcZxf
連環幾吓貓爪，將「毒藤女妖」爪到重傷訓咗喺地下…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0frqR7yz8
家姐仲要吓吓爪面，睇嚟「女妖」呢次真係醫返都唗藥費。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQBraWkU8a
至於阿狗嗰邊，我哋完全睇唔到情況…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk0l5YlDrU
因為佢同「迷霧天魔」都俾一舊巨型泥土包住咗…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLhBvPDsIU
不過好快，泥土就裂開咗，我見到「迷霧天魔」佢訓咗喺地下…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqYjTzfUZk
而阿狗就凌空飄起咗，仲一副不可一世嘅奸樣…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBywIwn1Gjq
佢邪氣咁強，究竟佢係忠定奸嫁？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EYbLg3I25
不過我唔理喇，總知大家都成功打敗對手就好喇。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHP29Cui8c
…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2fvkcfL2s
「你班死仔！仲唔過嚟幫手？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9cFvWitHf
「袋袋」佢原來已經打低咗成二三百個人，但係佢似乎有D攰喇…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy4KZiFmZn
家姐身為人哋哎吔女友，當然幫都幫唔切啦，但係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9gXbloDwB
「我哋想睇你威丫嘛，大力D！專心D！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iBIhcirRM
乜輝輝同阿狗咁衰嫁…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidBN2X5LtC
不過睇住一對情侶一齊並肩作戰，又真係幾好睇嘅…
所以我都冇叫佢哋幫手添，嘻。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWgGzAnDKf
佢哋一對情侶就繼續並肩作戰，而我哋就望咗去大台度…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroLRSOrlY4
高手過招，果然係唔同D，原來到而家佢哋仲係鬥緊把口，仲未出過手…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAzELfp2j5
「媽媽！你哋走先，呢度等我呼子攪掂啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OQJZJ1jvo
「草帽呼子」原來未死，仲雙手噤住傷口，好大力咁吸氣，依家…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq71UPU1sWl
阿狗製造咗一道土牆出嚟保護我哋…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5arAzNIW1T
而其他嘢，包括同「情侶」打緊嘅人類都俾佢吸晒入口…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5rHvj0OYO
而「千年石妖」﹑「南轅」同「西斜」就襯機走咗佬…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zKyplgNju
「草帽呼子」而家吸到成個「香港太空館」咁…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonpFe2pXZR
唔通…佢要大爆炸炸死晒我哋！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJk6c2tm2d
(待續)801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwseb3oIF9
下集預告︰801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyVoLK4Rko
咩話！？冇路可以離開呢度？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5cscqTGSv
註解︰801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDMnEpGZ1y
(1) 墟冚—熱鬧，人聲嘈雜，形容地方。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPco6hA06yA
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