第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1PRWcWxER
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPdjS06mhe
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRebtF0wPiB
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr0k6J9uo0
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq0h34kQF6
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaP8rHZn3P
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGl5NnEwqq
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt6PAf4F2A
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRrR0fEJD5
佢啤住我一陣…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bRTseaK5e
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZBA7xubGY
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFq36fR6HZ
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC6Ul7ff0p
「係啊！吹咩！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OrNiSUVy2
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnE2riSGyB
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv4rePnU2Z
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9shbm0gNO
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymuik7sf5n
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2vrpX2Azi
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzSEOUJ2Yt
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OdA9kgk6K
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgKaTvE1ku
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jzxXJZN3g
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ26YZdbSO
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUbRAI5dc6
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gYGVXEFUB
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMhHSJ0WY4
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiaBI1CsZ7
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio7CjZXt0v
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSGMHdOI96
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPfAlBw6xT
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTllqZWaPS
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzluoQNL5zU
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpg9qZGTbv
「不過咩啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8YRYa2ruI
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG6Lydcrag
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapb82x7DNH
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqpvJaqDfz
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS8XurJnB4
「喺我個胃度！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5LBAfSJ61
「我真係…」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUPibjFl1p
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJSOV4h12c
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSCUOpDlKd
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D5Q0wk5E0
「井底！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdZazFMxvk
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0fWsxIOs5
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8KXo1xqkX
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OXbhvRCf0
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGmYnszLh5
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MvHituMCN
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk3OezbBuO
「你去死啦！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkUz1svyCP
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN5vSLpFRm
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep5QTrlToh
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF4VBoW9Q9
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt9gf95jgI
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1uVlFKoWn
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fcg6C94Pk
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKRJ2zMcIy
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeqUD1a7PF
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mO5b9IsbZ
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gl7kyYo7e
「乜事啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLWSRtqFKj
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23HsZ4ML4z
「吓！哇丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnUYFfhPUy
………701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoxVfgd5Za
我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWWnL4AALV
「十里洋腸！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6jWlobJSy
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5BOQ6OwKE
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmov44QfgD9
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj36Ywt6TLY
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb2kuecCzM
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A5cXf9CeE
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeP1ZJR8v3
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF2gwDRTTw
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxGy5sZH7b
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ81WWZYRU
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oWPSzDCAJ
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG9QMjXK9T
「呢度！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK31vXl2w9B
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZDQlkOBkW
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WVaJRkgFQ
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVVyaYe7Jo
我差D就穿煲…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDODWUwr0c
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ymnaiFYjz
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8CTsNI7av
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKs6tJpzWj
定係…我要喺度死呢？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Qlh4758rj
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwu1LLLYXZ
我再行上前一睇…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lg0bnNzwf
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9uaDYFM7P
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj70MOTWGG
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOFsK9a2Jq
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp90nxgV61w
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79sZCy88J8
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHHfZUZZKd
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6MnP6rLIV
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsMnnBWT4Y
「知道！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Lu831kqxR
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aVnXJ81LV
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECjOEBNjyX
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOEsNWH7oL
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFxCD8CBUw
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0cmZi4A1f
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRHMRUwJqR
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnpuM3Brwj
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl3m12XE0w
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtti43vHE4H
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi99cVclBKR
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiuDjLEpJd
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBXCecPCYC
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ188q3BQAa8
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYb9z4JuuT
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ8WAOwZQF
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f8mPej7No
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPznSzuoju
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzRSOz1Ze7
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg722O9sxDQ
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIivL2CGEtZ
(待續)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50nsp7kFNx
下集預告︰701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV5nwtOpwR
「天，馬，行，空！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac20P5f7hC
