第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KOFuQBy2O
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解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJgVlixKXB
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk3AWgqV09
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr2w6EAA22
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJBrxs0P7S
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfhEmV81J5
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHqAVC06Bf
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm0PI6oRUV
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ulsMsHw4X
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8klrdARv5t
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlusVfrLQKp
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u0fGOsuVX
「衰仔！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLVBEIjwh8
「哎吔！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsz7TAwo0l
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx2pAjB9tS
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIM8IWunje
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtJcbIbq1l
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqhRJ5ZNP9
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3zSpSVLzj
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo2i2aCWGy
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpPGJtqUlG
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm22MaijuT
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLml62JdhS
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu21xXO44a
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lNycnADm4
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImngBTZFO2
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKX8mSvNUF
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdL8zbanOq
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1KAbjMmjb
「鳳初兄啊！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF06lZBONR
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZkLeujn45
「阿龜兄！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs03DAaJBlC
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj9ybI2JkV
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8tsdK7pRZ
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoUuDYtXL5
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWE5xR9yFc
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j75w9wNq1
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmIxaKsXPy
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX71wBDOjd9
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP5KUrP8Rd
「大家準備好未？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcgCx07AGy
「等陣！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f8OWyXBQW
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPfyffyfcq
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnJXjYabXl
我好快就去完出返嚟…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a1iETHXm8
「得喇！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptx1WEef3O
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8f6t3wt7g
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSleCeRsSkP
「等等！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd1wzh4UIS
「又咩啊？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrv7ImLflAP
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLUgXTyopj
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaCGT4LmQt
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmq1gpWHPv
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LtyaZ8MCZ
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl25dpfb9X
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNE9TG6fwB
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxEdKTf6rr
「哇~！丫~！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqLN5LxObT
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我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuWQbz7YfZ
「到達！仲有時間剩！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXVe2y5fME
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT9YB2oJG7
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySYDNGVpAp
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGg8RW0iBx
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtJMlGlvQI
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHO2TDoKus
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr6TZRTnIa
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR2pTN2HgE
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2VW2q44z6
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GNQ8RKPgn
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnXDDCQS7m
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQOYsyeSxy
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxXcAVOdtt
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIMtVVIDlZ
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xqCJnCiuS
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9QBBpA92D
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMk3Mx19fC
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaw1PPcAIa
我同阿公都係同病相憐…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b85M9fMiY
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM2YeH58ng
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwAKHo0cfD
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKh07JHYD1P
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMLRxmlGfC
「井底之蛙？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJnF3SkyTn
佢行咗埋嚟…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQV5qzET9G
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS8Olf43d2
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl1MXPvorl
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkAN08vQhI
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvI50smxdk
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnVlrtIPs2
「咪住！」我大嗌。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtxbE9IVNo
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXfga1tJKu
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkvAX8APYm
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvbIKe9AcV
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nUAMMvms1
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcn8rgEcHs
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPqeiJycGG
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiG93mCwGO
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvfjrW0Ofd
「死喇，冇利是封添。」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdz8eKyoY5
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFJKdF3QGM
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM3eZNd70S
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm40S02yEW
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnJJ90bUv4
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg0Zx5dCdU
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(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m4WqQ5YPG
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我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYLulPGghO
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「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFgSRmsQKK
(待續)803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrEbfXDwd7
下集預告︰803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstvOHuIdrM
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eoaWpJJLl
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。803Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlMNhBOvJn
