第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqqYDTJ3jA
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLs34IWhLL
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG4fxJFkAq
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYGrHhpAwi
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxKk9y5SwL
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2hSkYxPAV
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioMXUXxmjU
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGzqulGdjb
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcSyvxtzy9
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2LllGzLen
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyP4YHaE62
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx3PtKDWqj
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YAfsuUSY8
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiPM0SsKSB
「衰仔！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLFkf79PKv
「哎吔！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWEkKXgKRD
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpstCmZDPQf
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPPFlMVD7W
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX14CafPiyG
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllsTb3pjPG
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAox382iTP
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFLALBUpB9
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbaSu2b2vm
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRVtX4tW6N
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdy3JRpHdU
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRlwGgeCto
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5M6MqmoZP
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRmwCSqFCt
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78D2UyN5Lx
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KnRJG5xpy
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWm4EcEH3q
「鳳初兄啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TbxoYdymd
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEfrM2rzI6
「阿龜兄！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjYK6bC6PU
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA4VjH2jI2
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtjl3f8nVk
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQIQ5Q9nW0
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMooEf2NV92
………769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyylVHZw0tW
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9RYkp8WBh
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauvQQnr5BF
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgdQfJ2Go9
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y6DWSHpGf
「大家準備好未？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiem9ArbytT
「等陣！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO0q60Q2bs
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCGUDITIWk
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88tbOz3lD9
我好快就去完出返嚟…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnkitDVt3V
「得喇！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxLM2AxNA7
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ws8Z8oeOx
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9zDnBbbWD
「等等！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvFQz81eMa
「又咩啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVejnBybdZ
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU39ZqN7vS
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KvsiMcOjG
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV1RNjrUUq
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EreIZa4kW
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRQ4SCCIWU
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQYopFxHVM
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7iOYApNmD
「哇~！丫~！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LmK4P9KLt
………769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbemV5oK9Yp
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvHx3Msjek
「到達！仲有時間剩！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZcUwccNdY
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0rgKKiJiw
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYNqKOzWto
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxOV3yq68I
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU3AG5GyRM
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CySBhlZaq
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ475j9ApRjW
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91t3B3ckOl
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hUOF2g94w
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvapqSS69Nz
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYihgIf09Q
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihbkO80xqV
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FeVng0ils
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJkgXuVBJb
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNnaXyndMm
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPpphIftWJ
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xDNc1R5Si
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB0UqiDQ2T
我同阿公都係同病相憐…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9GhCXSG3z
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwciYjSfbrT
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOsYiomxCV
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlYMTrCA2m
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xY2cXe5Jp
「井底之蛙？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABkWXxXNtI
佢行咗埋嚟…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVvyAp8RoQ
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR29HXd4s6
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAfaAoUnKJ
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsNhoNu0D9
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpQXKOVMaG
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFthaAtC4AL
「咪住！」我大嗌。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyuinPnTUG
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hlyPwlRtD
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0hwJjiCQq
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pegm7t73d
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEzAviYA2Y
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYF4gLJjXp
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ839AD08jEC
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBIeQQEK9F
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjwhhVWmHN
「死喇，冇利是封添。」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8rBKOVBPb
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSftEthJRsM
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhZ7RFdhO8
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG842LYxoY
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQJsmfX5Oj
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJUOsoOMCT
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRWA9FnVNO
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAcAj8Av0F
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeEyO5AhQO
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLupvrVMZz
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaxXtqx4Kv
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstaLeC3y2a
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDvtyxUEAd
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ulp0opSVM
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwmPQ2eKeE
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdH9Jn7kfx
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebidAlLFbM
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7FMBq0Rah
(待續)769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgaen66uDb
下集預告︰769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjZPUxlFuG
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxmj0LSCt8
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNI7TsaBhm
