第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpaZ0H1GZq
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我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtFKMryAWH
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「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwqhDM7yjc
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzBOCA1n5k
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70A6gRMW8D
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被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNskM0yhW50
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAfnciutSd
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjF5th4q2n
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VOoiGfZFa
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzj075R3fu
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D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoJ0659gdJ
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfStR1kuNy
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYyZj4brkH
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvMA7XPCmx
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy0WpfQto0
「鳳初兄啊！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcqyNLBBjH
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLf0N3cZXM
「阿龜兄！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs29Ldhjs9c
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMJHfXktIE
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUhrvNzUae
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnSWPAYaYS
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzczUtkqmr
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我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYggVAPAOr
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我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2skGBVjMb
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我好快就去完出返嚟…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV4jd3F3Z6
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「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKASyy7GpE
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡho5LEe9jl8
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWJ125QnWa
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqydfRrtBji
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LHAgocAqv
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我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHdlInbsmq
「到達！仲有時間剩！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29kHNEcGm9
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「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZHXKSRtgj
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrAgDqTXtU
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKniXA9EwF
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2cy26uw7G
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYrBwI9lwF
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3NsUUlvwC
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yRx1fT3oj
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「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZfYhpGtCq
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL8tt5bc7V
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEZ0ntRkFS
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mxn50ONSo
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM3f7wQitF
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYufI2SGFEo
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyg6bVvNGO
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9ZiveRGSf
我同阿公都係同病相憐…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBPpaSavky
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDCugGfUqs
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZURsKGtkZy
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfsQj9Norv
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdV74nAE2l
「井底之蛙？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaKrDCA8jD
佢行咗埋嚟…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z34z4IQ4V
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0qWD9xS9G
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOPcTUKbtw
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNX1Wo8jET
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93yR3JDei3
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7M72zESF46
「咪住！」我大嗌。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9is7hghyQ
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6ovw44tG7
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTBpLxaeNy
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAtCCXVmeX
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CXUzgPgQR
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXPF13r64O
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1iZQpGTQq
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C6IHQHLXQ
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「死喇，冇利是封添。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWltk0YGFV
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXXOULlwR4
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvfHrt5AX2
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6rnxPR8h2
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsCMtFB5Pp
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYe5EmEuZq
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我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiZ3uFN0H5
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「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj1BOnOHxo
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註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUcCOHvKzi
