第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqpspTOvNQ
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我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ521zF3ayiO
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTio6CCzA2
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM8yvgTF4t
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMHEtS3orS
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ48ToxRTfR
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyDzKc5IA6
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG5snTUNGH
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHmHs5iczN
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBVjiGMaQZ
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIovypGygTk
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYUcuKOXDF
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9H9nkPAjL
「衰仔！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbFmUEedkz
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被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrfKgP2KHE
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIHLLE7S3p
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwlttpu2WO
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiZQGnGhYN
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuK05GmdWL
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybu77fYvuI
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYHXeptFe9
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFLQzHtPyi
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRagy44MAU
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nC30r1GYT
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61FsKfY4qB
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSXNj16kfW
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtVx5kkuHl
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigCGpqx0k3
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRv1VvXjxW
「鳳初兄啊！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ048kXY61He
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04RCja0tQo
「阿龜兄！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dhvNP4alX
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95dt8uhjQh
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS8Kn0Thdy
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoj9uHUhcw
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDwQSeCTQK
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYTkwNiWqE
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAsRC1xTcq
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUhWXz8ask
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzjS4OxJlg
「大家準備好未？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpaDDKNdRg
「等陣！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQIqdWuEIh
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUawoq9UHq
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ810StJdDaL
我好快就去完出返嚟…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBFyzUOVGU
「得喇！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWc0s6ZhGo
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa1dETGkYD
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGn2FNYibR
「等等！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWFy71AH1u
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「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMoSAeg8Pk
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLjVqfxmsZ
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAo2J44iC0
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGQ5fcuSzH
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGqmLGXx9M
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B5ZLGz9oa
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSi66HciF3
「哇~！丫~！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7RaqnI9K3
………750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf4FxkM60n
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3grRjlisNf
「到達！仲有時間剩！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU5Koxtwzk
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqEotLb0E0
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdTQRL9F4L
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQALauQpZpS
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3PzEVPS4Q
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9yU8FAp6z
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XmgmHjDlG
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf8zWbzKWL
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsk93nGgC1
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KvxAFTZjM
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQACfHXQOXn
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9uPNwycZg
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZoMbVlBcg
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK7db11x7S
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdP7BbJx5g
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyQqAbdlo3
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkXksgdri5
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK4aH7vfsv
我同阿公都係同病相憐…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr2TebV4co
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXt14dcF9u
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrAT92Trzp
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqXpFeg6IY
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5Sqa8nzmA
「井底之蛙？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaScCN1xc9
佢行咗埋嚟…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD53rgrGoPo
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6dk37IcGf
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohtS3juXhz
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DLP4mGSh9
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2Koe4y9fI
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWeGztzxGf
「咪住！」我大嗌。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVTQIuVW7n
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTRSLSHhKt
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAJt42bTBv
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdNQuQct8R
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0jbw1qcWq
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB6pNFMM0z
…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVevrsFOphJ
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlTD80qXQh
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZiJnL9qWC
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOunw66lLP
「死喇，冇利是封添。」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDTsCA8M1W
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD3G7y92bG
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsU2upNyx6
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R1lihqPsY
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhtAQdi8k2
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTcJm2HvGU
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRlkhOCo6Y
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMRQf4d6Am
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(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHanaq8Gl4
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIkFefDZgR
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprU2UIoUOK
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH266AYrerc
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvZll7XNEZ
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9sY75Cg0u
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBbZ3swwtF
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouRiOYtk4Z
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9VLGPqW5S
(待續)750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL28ae8kMY
下集預告︰750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9N3B6bPoW
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMixUssrfwG
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。750Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPz6XVg3KK
