第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7FmdGYM5x
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa9Lvj0Pzf
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE828bJI4Vt
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8uKjqDCxR
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VYVTEsM7s
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrwmjjbAuX
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGhvquOchd
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekzx8h3oqR
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YXEtthUBR
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqyB84jmvq
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa6MOtKYkl
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGWYeSx8cO
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JqxvklzJj
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ5UmEEa3l
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY55JGzdPv
………743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGezHh6hBj
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFWXgE8Vm2
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEq3nyrmTM
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbteK9TE6d
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHmXIfeowS
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKkdTw3jNW
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxW0s18BqU
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc97u85rgc
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfegkHKyMM
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrvReCObF4
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpjuBgYPeS
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IJc2hunff
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1ieBHyR6d
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmf0IYGW7Q
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuUE73hA7F
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrt7qhflCS
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLmIJotYGu
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBtcuNaKCp
「係我哋啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9fOKCgKBz
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp6cFDqYAv
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cCDgwE3OH
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGpH7At9NT
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDgLQfakqs
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaDhaj6ixY
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyC2m5VbbC
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7wihR5kOq
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF6tR74LMD
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1FigOuKmo
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVCAHzUjjx
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngMw0tjYub
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLqDk0tjik
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt4Hqh4H5z
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeD27FSnIg
「感覺還可以。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLb3UesjSH
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDVaGr2SEF
「最多咪輸！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgZeBwQ8e4
「你會唔會太天真啊？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVlUykxren
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpUFvQG2Dd
「邊有得贏丫！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo81fwKuz1
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihCEApp39y
「妖，你去死啦！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3btoZyR2n
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wcPfER794
「好~~~」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpKiOJ7sEV
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2vgDWiEyi
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsNOYHF6Ol
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefUv3Vqa15
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WcObm6PGM
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JndSMlDFX
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wLWFkdddP
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAJsB9J4AK
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wUks4r9Wg
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i6wvctFEf
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu9Q1rEjEs
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt96Xwxtg50
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeGJYxpcWc
阿明突然舉手。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS8I0enJrh
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezqc2gfA9M
王老師望一望出面…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPNutmusai
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMhKoSFrA3
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6AhOMKEPe
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQAHDhvwCI
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvw8IDRxSr
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlecfitAWK
輝輝，好英啊！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnhhDgRYpk
佢哋之後走咗入場…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwEYx3FaZM
(咇~~~！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrDnAw1lrZ
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbId1csi4j7
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnw2ZP0CN9
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAid8I0wi1
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dALTFQq6e
點解佢向上踢嘅？743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOr9kQ8h6N
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvnGzliWWR
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4YGGyifnF
………743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJKKbpGUZF
唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaJTh4ulz0
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqkzwsdJ4W
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55VD6UzSUz
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikgZZbHVLw
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PEmGzQgtw
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH0rSKeZg3
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8O2BOD7YJ
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZBWKpEUiF
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4a4cVk7HU
(嘭~！)743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NMruN0nz1
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjucYulWX0
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PwzNlHvXb
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnqT4064Vs
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSOoNzWTfb
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVWR2nSXbW
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLhdtU4HGC
「邊樣嘢啊？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHWnJUWy9p
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hntlJVAR4
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu5eKNh1xy
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkKwQLfJzX
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN0djIJTSm
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tWLj8zF3X
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWZu3uUU9r
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jwfOMok4V
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKzNcQFnqe
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeHa8K60NQ
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrCFoKven4
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9lcGHccMI
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3jxrhaZwF
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWebzT5XaC
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXZ95eDQh3
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp1N3SIMF6
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBthW0xhuSy
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPCkHbhr5h
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7lGcYk3iv
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr8vO3Qwh3
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl6m2c8b5S
至於出面…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DZAAXiMfT
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMIIsYEYka
………743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTFN6s1q77
突然，全場靜晒，因為…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v3cuJfg8V
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H7xXxjZRZ
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。743Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFao06QQbR0
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