第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMTsnHBpQ2
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTDRAQ26pW
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoOjtnsS4C
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rKyYL4oz2
(又話追？！)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk762RquVB
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjNVPdGgP6
(咁你快D啦！)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTvyzSUVxO
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsLg5IM3V1
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF7H2yGBkc
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lTyqZwJqE
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4qHzqcbbF
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfgDuWxeS5
如果係，我肯定…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aVzbQ2cwx
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxncup76DW
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQccDeJorDL
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sl52vvCoc
咦，後面有堆字噃！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0Iekt399m
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QLh7G7XkV
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemxbANfzGo
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjoECcmx6i
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyKIwf3t2i
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqVMfip2oX
唉，阿公真係…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4kqli9ENJ
咁我即係唔使學啦！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItzAczhXYS
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsL6ILDUWnI
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDrEbhRqWm
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8QAbCXihs
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWinB6dbAL
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9MbZrHc17
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaYG2A3e70
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLjD62RsXK
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXxmXEuKE1
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6I5UDjm3X
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpytWziOVY3
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnpKu5pTIY
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2ikGNGkLb
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6rSDC7ytk
………684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNkuVw141y
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EdQEZqwEz
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXrzIhDLZa
………684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRjpYD48d0
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbNAyzwpDk
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k1ZzF1Jlg
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXspDvlIbFT
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6cdW3zB7b
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9PSqcgV7c
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN0OmG7Zp6
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSIdGEHeaC
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLrn3Kyjpg
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDazgOpE9Fa
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpmWF9wKwH
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17cgzo6il6
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0t0YUFQny
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSR6qDRk5D
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPfI6nZN9Y
「校長佢點啊？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkQ1ODcj2k
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdDRll46Tf
「咁就好喇！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcawNNgWVSf
(…)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQLhlQ7sAg
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm1md9gCko
之後，我行返前去最前面…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlOg2ohE63
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM56YVqGwz
「咁贏咗呢？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJZZ9adyrF
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWLtUlsy5F
佢真係乞人憎到呢…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgaBbHIUA9
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2t9ASDqbn
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXWoqemon4
「九字護身法，收！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegH2eLsmiu
「天馬行空！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT3pMGInsT
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD5CSCRXds
「救命啊！救命啊！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj7HZag6GL
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV9l7bMIYK
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1xXERUGPX
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcSr9jYduO
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcPebP89ow
好在，佢都識做…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbWKM5xhar
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLrm26jNLT
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdV36QCn4n
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKPL1TnuKG
好啊！好啊！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICc4xDlC4R
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUvMAka20j
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR7tmvlP71
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nz1dK8StR
………684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM584FFQMas
(咇~~~！)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVXj4km7E4
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt527EAK3jv
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpUhFUdk9y
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31ydhJZXKg
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVrgWU2tbO
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Z83qJDnQ
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO0bzu1ouH
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl8mNgPUq7
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn4WqReL0W
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEZ7rnDW0X
………684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasIQudI2ju
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uJYQ5STkY
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tLQDLicrB
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6ZTrapOh6
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LSADTNHEG
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMezw8KU95
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzJmxXjuqG
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne6gdSEwtz
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QPxQOlAHT
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDxOHT0OD2
「傻佬明，波啊！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKlC3udRfA
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxaMlf3qMe
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kmzwNzgtb
「七旋斬！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISel8DLSqr
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezn19PzHKp
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlw7eQXJmx
「阿狗！接波！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oPLJ6rFSo
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKptCUhABN
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1seIj5kk94
「百米九秒九！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLLOrtx5hW
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvfSCXqSsc
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu6zwriQHX
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKd4sDwO1s
(咇~~~！)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6PwFoPvHt
YEAH，入咗喇！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL7zln7MkU
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKszbaBGT9
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBGM7PQnRK
「越位。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XFtyWbJ51
「越位？！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYYw8s12w2
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlyoLk6xwX
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOgIbnRe4S
場面一片混亂…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSgqM6BRUr
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2zwpRdZa5
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHTkBf8f25
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5ivqGaQQm
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUknAMFCJIL
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEoGlxFy3g
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrtN8abupA
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48qH3ueQcn
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkDre1hmzK
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIMeF44r1H
(嘭~！)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEudGSijOWz
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJBQBm6oqi
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhZ1eCBtNb
個波仲…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCGKubPL15
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LAL64Fuds
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDNZgrJ0yp
(待續)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26B6zCLFx6
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