第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHJKgyix8T
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA99D8cCWBA
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1cO4P5W08
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgJhHvgomp
(又話追？！)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrsTKqKBM1
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnEstNpn6m
(咁你快D啦！)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcvQtpOCql
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWDkiyJSl0
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzLYJMe6cm
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl58rzSaBT
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWS45u2KBa
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6uv9ThYP5
如果係，我肯定…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN1O6FtuOA
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEpuVY4UtF
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nwmKCWYTG
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZrh5wErjs
咦，後面有堆字噃！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uZylsFKML
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN14THtmZs
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3eUZRmprO
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqz28JkNOb
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqRDaqJOhD
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gwj0eSWot
唉，阿公真係…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C35vPkZ0X
咁我即係唔使學啦！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BLyhm3OGc
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0z9jDGtNr
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD753TzgLag
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyNCtW7LSd
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta9oLFeiBF
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiL3LYPXjp
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4chnyR4ohl
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlpXuu7YIB
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphqbBkN3oe
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwTh8CSqpz
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUegN6O7jzu
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPQoG5OdXq
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EyIbFlSeu
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPT4athlcF
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAZFzBwvm0
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUQxbM5490
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHEs2ou2xj
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO35wlADLK
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1ABMUtt6C
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5LEQcpwPH
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoSgjOkSGc
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kKdqROsKS
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5r3IyFqGx
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3aAedF4x8
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwF1rVozHk
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtvJTVX75d
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAAZjCxl6j
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsxskbXeJ0
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeynCVCDwA6
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Nmxa8Scqu
「校長佢點啊？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfhMVJYhfq
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Vthoz07z
「咁就好喇！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq1VmFIb0V
(…)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneNaT3WCPK
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nCIuBfG8x
之後，我行返前去最前面…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu6gmCDT05
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjxGNHeCk1
「咁贏咗呢？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrs6vED9I3
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD9mLPUPks
佢真係乞人憎到呢…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFThP3VqfR
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtwpr1BzXY
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQAgh4KqzY
「九字護身法，收！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AoUfVkVG5
「天馬行空！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudiIHF9NBC
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZc1ApRen9
「救命啊！救命啊！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoBVFfGr1R
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoDNCSXHgH
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYNTzejtRh
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrZvsS66xw
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v9bIAWtyY
好在，佢都識做…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vSJYYbIwG
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfMuN2grWB
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eqKDAaZCD
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQmBqMk3RR
好啊！好啊！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEkQgBb2BJ
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W7I9WpRap
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPrjKyUq9N
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn4wurKb8r
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(咇~~~！)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjscYLOx0v
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxfBGYZoFP
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjlpWRsdoC
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGOb29HsH8
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2tUm4A6U5
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVPfTN02pA
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuquA5eaazM
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPReF8Yl4ri
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uFrX9E8fO
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaOUhcWDuC
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJ7I1KTbUs
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f257hcMO3
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yRfVchfJe
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E8ggiHrnk
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKu61Dk0bnJ
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rJHVRGxbl
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K6CkW0Sga
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCcxmf9wzD
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3EienR6BZ
「傻佬明，波啊！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AIFQr1QyA
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAzFfwFXkQ
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3mYSLcKsl
「七旋斬！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNBaBMHhS1
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLKNO3cMws
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7j6jLWWfa
「阿狗！接波！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ONjPwSanp
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGmBLVACAe
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5319pcg3k
「百米九秒九！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCLE6fy1jv
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEYJwBpvMP
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6tsi5EJ9u
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiihPD8moE
(咇~~~！)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HGUJ9tK7J
YEAH，入咗喇！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHxmuEGPV9
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLxGtySLIK
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWbM7JfoaP
「越位。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx6vua0Wyi
「越位？！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFHXRYdOBS
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwX1mxQqbD
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWY3cYZj6t
場面一片混亂…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN3MTayeOb
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzxiZnRHcI
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKwHUgZt2k
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFOZlUqt9F
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hlw8Y0CP8
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT2uXvNoYu
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3EudwiPjy
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNdklgMpUF
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXp3xDTNq2
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi6NDU4LtF
(嘭~！)706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwUdmxhj9J
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgjHSG9A5j
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjez4CZoiA
個波仲…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjXWrYFfIW
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJb4La3962
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwpeHYez93
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