第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QkkK0SauX
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrOqwrTbbl
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADX60BHE1p
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mKJsZ2vMM
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FnnQYB7i3
(咁你快D啦！)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqZuzPvWES
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k5jHfB7jn
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6kXH7Fs2T
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuLIVmTdWl
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvMViblfzU
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqF0LlK2Vm
如果係，我肯定…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJQfb6Wu9B
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojaSTx7IMt
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWKk2atPfx
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjT4q1G1aj
咦，後面有堆字噃！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMNvppYIkr
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjU2yvQgVx
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjR9t5S92J
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38GofbPLRC
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrDNWK6UkN
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTfCSTHDia
唉，阿公真係…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA5wf812oP
咁我即係唔使學啦！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR63b3vZSc
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zEKbmLrSP
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWjIcoBZs6
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdGNlGoe4L
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9rp3TpoOb
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrukCUh4QlB
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgGtMo1PmE
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUs23ckC9W
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpiMdqOKbI
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaUbs5mUhu
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcubCXfBeU
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGviK0ahXjN
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmIwbj4Gew
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzvF0JJwhO
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKRgIhOkwd
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxupw9lQY6k
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvHFRa20uX
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBryI0Rmsx
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxvOdeVHHr
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxD3y5JaQ6
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2UM4SYDNt
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHaRHLh99q
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ81RjOeoYX
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pkwOzumFu
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud57Z1C0UP
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJAI6NDeRO
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtPgvRWLa3
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYN2JIgxf3
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmAprf38KE
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO4uXB3bbM
「校長佢點啊？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8w4ygIyHD
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO79WRQEtD2
「咁就好喇！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcnU2QA2Ri
(…)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnuMmLoWB8
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ8GauAiJv
之後，我行返前去最前面…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C3sGu3Nhy
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVDuP8Jz6y
「咁贏咗呢？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKuz0Dl45T
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoUI1edUHZ
佢真係乞人憎到呢…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7milZ91I2H
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp9cgEJllI
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVTN1O2ixO
「九字護身法，收！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFmZAG2rr3
「天馬行空！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH4lk68ZRf
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK7fmYLZbo
「救命啊！救命啊！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYR0ag9E4z
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNFTTi7Sfv
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20p4kcLQSo
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp89QvT7jT
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7roEHhFAI
好在，佢都識做…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMhVOgOqYg
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYlFjJ3c5A
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8i8L6vYK2
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o2YsAl5jO
好啊！好啊！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a5LIQmQv7
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwOgSXbcT1
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsDuSkWBE9
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN5yi3a4tA
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(咇~~~！)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFnv5nWDIx
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHtPG6jXL3
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxCrhbh42E
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidvo4feoRq
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89YHPaVWfG
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8khZAdMY1
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSFbf0vpHo
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDjLE00lOd
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MpTRe9RZU
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSSZ9vsKN4
………682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt94dZ5AwPo
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa288rb6s4
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVsXEdnhZC
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzkCTQQLES
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcc2yK5nn2
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mWIBKysRA
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56hey0Kwku
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX43OehgVP
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ifEtLCOcD
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3FLhYCPTf
「傻佬明，波啊！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ifSuIiJeX
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsC0Sy8icr
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY2RxGNiY6
「七旋斬！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtbNc26bgR
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzxddfEU9p
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrumMdbUoAO
「阿狗！接波！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXwXTRD1xd
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5rUZ9Dafs
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlWwWs02vP
「百米九秒九！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnNeOc8BLj
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGDu87Pjla
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhM9qEldXU
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y98BDuc7L
(咇~~~！)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1UU95JuQT
YEAH，入咗喇！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVID1AwXnV8
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREW69Z15i0
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12tfug41Jn
「越位。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP3qFcFdJ6
「越位？！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1DF30bAKr
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNez0irUiUX
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QkTuW6ktr
場面一片混亂…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLBAmTDYrm
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GYsJngeHR
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WSNJ5yyNM
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXenUvDAtYQ
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOXWMPUP7A
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO1HYtiUit
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi8m7QjHCP
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrq6iB90a5
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ6s31MVZ2
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYudQmKj79
(嘭~！)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9LhtJR8qg
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3muRQTqSg
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEidEtBVxQX
個波仲…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPmmXNoYRZ
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc9rRMQriG
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizptuvDMdK
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