第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONSH6DGGTN
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkjaTHofmH
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveOxZWFdGn
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阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRSYWjMdnV
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLvPPN4EB0
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlfHOwigzx
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZHmGEclav
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「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYcrygj0h3
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeW3o8wirx
咦，後面有堆字噃！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlP238dkmj
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmCD6JY1d5
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHnx2kYQcW
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希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPhVPCT2MQ
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q7t80ZucI
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咁我即係唔使學啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46arjJukua
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FVXL32jxw
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdl5dTWbCt
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPz2UbagPS
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujIHSSZuYS
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「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeCdic2jKP
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt9d4MB87y
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvfDnEN3V8
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEggNz5aBv
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9KqCIWc8w
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd9LayTgqN
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Qzpsr7XDL
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMwT8YZxoJ
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jVj19Ig7f
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoddya1KMI
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0Seh791bk
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X2bGJSgV5
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FhjZGfNGh
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYDAHX3gml
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCtVADeU2j
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0V0zlKlww
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKJiz1R1G0
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEOsfFTw7q
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjWTgdhFRS
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcCaQVTO8m
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一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCGFHZUw9T
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpZ52E8PnS
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「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlBqzbsvLX
「咁就好喇！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7wq7b9ORH
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「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE1PnjKI67
之後，我行返前去最前面…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cVFh0bYsq
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3tISMuGui
「咁贏咗呢？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl9lZtSvii
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX58ptXrXn
佢真係乞人憎到呢…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWOYPO2aaE
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmOXW7YGDN
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqXB42Ciqz
「九字護身法，收！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng7YZ75tsT
「天馬行空！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIBBkigvos
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u6DB1VhZn
「救命啊！救命啊！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY7FefjqOE
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9TrRumGsB
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3njen9fPPm
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tTexsE2eV
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjic57FuqZ
好在，佢都識做…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4WPpV44en
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBZHJ1Le31
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pv0S6itpz
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqNjdmRdkz
好啊！好啊！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvCZUBJ5YG
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6bvWkAkmE
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs6YCDzJKS
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUDUQvLTIH
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(咇~~~！)625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QuzUYsdXM
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b56lEnMb9
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTmP9ZmYnZ
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV7T5YMuVN
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO19iXXO6rv
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdMlI8uT2W
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUekxhysjQ
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0rLMH4fNM
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2MVvK7bXF
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3FRgWrMkE
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguqCeDjbJF
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmsPSP2JYn
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj41VTQ3fmo
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjEuxtm0Yh
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarwjS7snXw
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LDKAkipKy
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcQAwazrpm
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsE4FljWTfd
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m9cq68bKy
「傻佬明，波啊！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpYHliOpV8
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWw4XfHoo4
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqhH0geAWP
「七旋斬！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorLR9FzzLL
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS771rXwRsu
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvbPrNzTb0
「阿狗！接波！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fWLpDzv2N
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBX89HUSx8
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzkQ7CDv4q
「百米九秒九！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhCWforr0j
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe95vdHGbt
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Lz2319e6p
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9RZoL9f57
(咇~~~！)625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoJc2yaeZY
YEAH，入咗喇！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLlYi71ODh
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzxPDTd8dN
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8jFuzIOQ3
「越位。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs6maoufJX
「越位？！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGu0CHriMd
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr0VKh73Hu
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tu52ylYID
場面一片混亂…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPgPdFUdO2
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTxyYpYyZN
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmsJsRrU9C
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9iVV6CggJ
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z43yLLD2K
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizBlUATqCf
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n7yVmlSCE
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov2gat3XIP
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLViCbuML8
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRlfpgyR1t
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「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyP7VseOCc
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHG4kgKQ3y
個波仲…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjSBUsthQx
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmObm2MovsI
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GejNlaCT1
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