第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSSt9vbXRi
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IgKVtB5te
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ53O439nGV
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQu7wwmNd3
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2PxpH8Kxe
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fHiJdXYvv
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkwiQkXxNz
「咁贏咗呢？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE2csxS6wq
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4G8ermO7p
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVT15Ev0kp
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI0xlEDtsi
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm134v0xYja
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2LuazxYBB
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyN9o7SA1Ng
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Kbxdc10eK
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9apTmI02Z
我就襯有時間…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5gSmOJ8Ue
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQhnH10mrE
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeydmFhcSAT
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTccEld9RNW
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjzNyWSWid
會俾綁住嘅？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHeHnpOepG
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsVYRGwd19
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS4NyHLhUA
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetnY8QYeiN
「唔係啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByj1IZqp2q
「你玩緊SM？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLcaG5Z7F3
「唔係啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj8jsXwJmm
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRJ7lUtCgC
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4BsmogQif
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNlh20MSvF
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgl3awvV8Gj
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ94KSYMH16
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0lRpz3xvH
「傻佬明，波啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzCKK9Yd8y
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdkrkhZNST
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUfgbgkQnq
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTZju8ZyRF
「阿狗！接波！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AfqTIno3a
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i0m90zmCH
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MeS6lCpUD
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwVUkTyTuo
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡautxJiiRYd
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiUuxPujdi
「冇效！？點解啊？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxerjAuhn5
「越位。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu45Az9Ukxp
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzwj8mO0WE
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qTq64b7IF
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstx64zeEjY
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwczN2OuXP
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZO3UWfbcl
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN29sth9G9b
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgptKzYaOf
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNki1WhuEh
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdAaLJYNPe
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8Usl55YBT
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpNXhbZJ7V
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiXyhpto0f
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzq6Cabz82
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqUpXg0jMK
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnWHavYnty
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFeGLB8BhY
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt47M2h1dT
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH6PpykrF2
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwLNJRH07q
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpgsEC7oqo
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhMjC3lPuZ
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hgVzdZEQu
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVWVhDlGtf
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccl4wARbUA
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1SbBm8svq
「好好笑呀可？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUoffO0NA3
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysDSTLnv5k
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTrPmR4Zj9
但事實上係從來都冇利…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e8l3XoWaE
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5KFmAKAiN
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64IOoqiHB0
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7XETlJbL8
「大袋」開出罰球…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvdr52qMPy
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3eRRdDnvc
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fOiUmTVpQ
「大王，請射球。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqKp9CKPm2
「我踢波使你教？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCyAnRSOnR
「係嘅，係嘅。」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TiTFxL9K5
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtz8YdODJn
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRqPACqIvp
「鬼王硬射！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHKSAIrok5
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRxmWWad62
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ68LTa7pcn
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN84ExUF5EC
(咇~~~！)「入球！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1UztEHFk6
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdwoz5fOJ3
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH29j2xm1iS
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNofgckZgmL
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPxVLg7SBi
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsLQRXX7vX
「射穿牆！？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw2VAKiY74
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnLEQPrKM5
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuGCdVhW06
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyNBOTYsCQ
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BSaizVFzz
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7LMLE9DuJ
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPYmyVYs6A
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XLaHMrW7U
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUgbbPhkuQ
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGdIMuUMDI
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR3rxhe2nf
「林，尚，義！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VgAvwyxpl
(待續)627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMkietbiF6
下集預告︰627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzT98FIylP
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdEgYqBsGD
「請換入我！」627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9sOLtYAAe
註腳︰627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu81KQHTVZ
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。627Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg2wOynt2t
