第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUPr1wCN8w
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJJH41nyZP
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB4PBOlQTu
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJeRORplP1
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJERWkuvsQ
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDL2xfCCtZ
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSSNJI1jCK
「咁贏咗呢？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CaaPNfDhz
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2jzZ9METg
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW0DcV3Gbb
………626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HRr0qo5UR
落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUti26IsBL
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi1cDQqoPI
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K6gAbulor
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlccfJFLs9w
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2nvsw0tWW
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXiplUAf6E
我就襯有時間…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpi2K0BAtW7
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHQ8nGgGei
………626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0USWRI8OF
我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHBe1BesqT
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtuvY1RimN
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMwtTJsWZF
會俾綁住嘅？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVmYzLgceC
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2RCLxzOeb
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyn1ikB4XG
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUDYCCKykr
「唔係啊！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgABmgFm5Dt
「你玩緊SM？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcttv0ip4tM
「唔係啊！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YWc8opUYA
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay6jgdOuBD
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLQQkEe6nV
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBTa481xCL
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpqDsr7dcL
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cfv0DiilU
……626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B0xzpg6O8
一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hKeTfEgE1
「傻佬明，波啊！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOioY3CaAx
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuJWijpfIU
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9p1vdvJsH
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoHtOlMPTO
「阿狗！接波！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp3vcn1191
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMypLCP8i0
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPWxIZHUsl
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxLCfLuQey
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFykmLRqOQ
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11JcaD6m8K
「冇效！？點解啊？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGV2MLKRQi
「越位。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFIu3bd9ZE
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5U7QfaWdC
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfEYX7k8kJ
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vZc13pmhf
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cclTYksk4
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAyudEcRTI
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DqWy6FujK
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLsqjsIQXo
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRNoPiuIxD
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJvxG3tdLM
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmj1LjBHFS
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyGStyoLAu
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9pGzQQCwE
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbQkj4TnPM
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2801YGi9u
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJT7WG7ZCG
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLBZMoFkbo
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCkgjTG3wa
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgYK71Z5kV
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDiDaX6296
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eK9LtjMii
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1lt3TOT6T
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHU1BpPpoe
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NSKWXSa96
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡum3UXRVDlI
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYTM1WztnV
「好好笑呀可？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhrW43OHZc
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGt6waKWBP
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9laxm8ZGVE
但事實上係從來都冇利…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUekCOIcA1w
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWFYDDPWtm
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnEjJhnDco
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWPLj44Xc0
「大袋」開出罰球…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9O1TZzM8Vu
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAjHwRIzuH
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRi9MUsfVJJ
「大王，請射球。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h5KLPNJ55
「我踢波使你教？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUWygxIWJe
「係嘅，係嘅。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKd51y4CXx
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t7ux1D8pV
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrOVMQnkNp
「鬼王硬射！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64xSOKsJJF
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWfI8gXpnF
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD9fbSlRwG
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYpojclIuL
(咇~~~！)「入球！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxp0Tmw3rm
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMUcRVbp1F
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOcpQTlNyF
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOh1gC8lWl
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsq4IeiU88
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMfDeRcj9j
「射穿牆！？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1fJON52Bk
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrpS8wnRSN
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvnj6IEIcE
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CUi8rynAP
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEPdiM4Q7s
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXkFCtx5HM
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDLEleRIF2
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM21PfsVkA
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0ffnmM4I8
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQapJowcYX
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0cbLcvamU
「林，尚，義！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h3ZXwFM21
(待續)626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvUmlafNiK
下集預告︰626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnhMoLgCDK
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJUtoev6PE
「請換入我！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQ0KNcvMSd
註腳︰626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKWEbwwFXd
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5YbJiziCS
