第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS6qlkOEM6
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRQ7rOwk9z
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB1RhXX6JU
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQKlJfkQoS
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMeSooYRkb
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOuU4vBBFc
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFvK2OJU5s
「咁贏咗呢？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLTDtVbVxb
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4uEoXj8An
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGku5tDCkSF
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyaqAyG9GA
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMVnw9JG96
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcjDq0nLs6
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrY3tbqHtu
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwXVpvq3Mw
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3eyVTiPSx
我就襯有時間…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGP2HfyTsw
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d9zQ13YDG
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKbwmA2H1b
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVylvncRW8x
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT4JDmrPM4
會俾綁住嘅？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi86yJRNfOW
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBv5Nrc0TI
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBhgbhKkRw
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs27vJRGRJD
「唔係啊！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAyg8KHEZ1
「你玩緊SM？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xA8zXm4W9
「唔係啊！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAYvdqIh2R
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCorv975Rz
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y6bUE1keq
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclo2x5WYR3
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1tNFiDJmq
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEU1TqgBjQ
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfwyUcyJ2y
「傻佬明，波啊！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0Kt1PvMyy
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN7dHfwLjy
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnBTMbHP3V
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQWjHFrSpW
「阿狗！接波！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Vkzy1Gty
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLTYjJl4GY
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNif4cQxfK
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTM2qBfqMf
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxsJcVvzLY
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWspdJI2dm
「冇效！？點解啊？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpiBFqWN2M
「越位。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ8jSsO0S5
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCN0jDSdp6
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVjNmsV4oG
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlNNIowxeD
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPz5gzPvCY
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3L8j4oeqX
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nmH3FCNI9
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VWOvl1znl
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFaPUT4RsY
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkWUICq5iE
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge7NG4dMtm
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJznGBOD7I
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHYKf5bFxZ
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcVaOIWgz1
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPpTaav1DW
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhDJ4tGIoR
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUoqyjYN9g
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5vM5O3h3d
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhEGKiPn15
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpOuysc1Aq
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPFejZm0UQ
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw4saicCSH
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcfzcyEEUT
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpkNe4ePpz
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchPPWVbnHd
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp4xFxFzQI
「好好笑呀可？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZk9YZCbPm
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHBLu0TfvA
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUtrY633Q5
但事實上係從來都冇利…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVbCRFKGq4
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WhnsNbGu6
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ363KZY1NWM
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uZP105pyr
「大袋」開出罰球…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETq6HV8Tfb
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3rcySfX5a
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86RbLpwC6V
「大王，請射球。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1nbMTw35m
「我踢波使你教？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZKXHCyCBv
「係嘅，係嘅。」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAhsqiMAQy
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuQsiDuQAS
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyHVYVCdfE
「鬼王硬射！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1TwqNAqFv
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsTFYsklOR
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChI4hFjTwD
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8Ixx8LMuz
(咇~~~！)「入球！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmZMU45ugQ
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PaVP0bkCh
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F5rtzGyYO
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQF24hkDv9
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5socZKZX43
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XDwZMDbty
「射穿牆！？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBE1WVNEK5
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7rxTN8QKA
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6dzxquBBO
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vy69adv7h
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuNORMYiB6
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOd3pljeLm
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZj5ucBsa8
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp1eWb9v1O
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKvv30tpN4
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzO75aBeO0
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW3ONniosj
「林，尚，義！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1AcAdchW8
(待續)644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzqKRRGGbY
下集預告︰644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgM2Ig9nwq
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX5DCfhJe5
「請換入我！」644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWp8ShZGEl
註腳︰644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiVEKS4gVm
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ0wcHpkur
