第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdDiCSAC2R
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKNFlP5NGe
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLoXAeXZ6e
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtZjxmao3g
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSldbJMBRYh
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZNVtUf0um
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6q0PsC6GM
「咁贏咗呢？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7uE6eBEPl
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWjk8hLCOn
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTgDf44SPw
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyxAjfyXzj
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KUr8mLJuM
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ619Y7fobb
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIGxIW7aJ6
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpGxHYfOxA
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNBKb2aWWr
我就襯有時間…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡai4w9YGGEq
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3g5CzTHYB
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVjDqGiEUF
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WMRqapI61
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRCgDvrYFv
會俾綁住嘅？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJbWUFLMWw
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG8b5eoc5a
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLUrAH4xOB
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnrTyYJB15
「唔係啊！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kn2i7QatL
「你玩緊SM？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wDZpzJoqI
「唔係啊！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGorMHKAIA
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU0xDkViMr
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WIETSAJQX
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNeIBhnlLO
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivmiwemXmo
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTzgJG3wnu
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePTIp831YN
「傻佬明，波啊！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOfR57OVE3
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUoAdIGnYp
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBKfpRiPC9
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxodjyvRWcI
「阿狗！接波！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3XROjJKFn
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQfbqR4D16
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbwaervWEx
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rArkG8ZF3
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc42WcJOF8
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUqUrCI0Du
「冇效！？點解啊？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9FSUT5k2u
「越位。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG90f4Y61AJ
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iWE03OL9N
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWAT86b0zH
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cqASvnqak
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lRu4umRmV
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TfgsOTzlU
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EI7cWsj2b
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7Tud6MJSh
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOl0T2WBxp
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C5QGP2kAJ
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn1smRjnaW
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3A2AGRUci
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiPmhfDkJ9
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82iKJ0j0Xk
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08kNJRvcks
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfORJaflg75
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjscLHpAdi
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59XuZVEY8l
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyppbUtWAVU
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpFrgr4dY1
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NPytdCvpG
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMYOINTcKg
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yRIoN91IT
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneORn65X0O
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQwYcv1JaC
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD9iFWdkiV
「好好笑呀可？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKEXFtVtiR
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4zYBb3MDe
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL6Q15T10b
但事實上係從來都冇利…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZlG9GyuK2
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyngi08H1l
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODn4BhVNdW
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKZ31XokIG
「大袋」開出罰球…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VAWnxxCzG
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a0HT248Al
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSmnJwxJnq
「大王，請射球。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH3XYPkOrO
「我踢波使你教？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDA62VybBD
「係嘅，係嘅。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JjZTg5mx4
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf7WtlOWbO
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3UzPvbuLy
「鬼王硬射！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9zs9Khd7N
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQIJeBsDMj
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk5A2KnBev
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizIC5mo508
(咇~~~！)「入球！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70ugWc9y7J
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CetHVKvYc
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl7dfo02Bh
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNM1eUU1PN
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfBmJuqjbf
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52cKhr9SIm
「射穿牆！？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Oa4QTh2lk
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlDBmNGkgz
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4h4AODdmNZ
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37KRcuvpNI
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaxn45UIz5
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ766tFreqrE
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tOwTMtWXV
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUCa3Zsqyk
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxyb9gO3Ub
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIOaGtmReI
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0MqpO9hwl
「林，尚，義！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux7nhCRXrD
(待續)603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4ZR8sNTgf
下集預告︰603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZkdgUA3XV
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF0T1mImm6
「請換入我！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx2ZoLNPXx
註腳︰603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5Bd4gq7Zu
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfIrKcKvoz
