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中午時份，我和鄭多燕在一所高級餐廳吃了一個豐富的午餐，由於我們都是中國人，因此侍應生對我們特別好招呼，最後這一餐盛惠二百二十美圓，單是打賞的貼士我就給了二十美圓，錢，當然是鄭多燕的。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCg35erIUl
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鄭多燕之後帶我到了一座六層高建築物的頂層單位，她按門鈴，沒多久有一把操普通話的男聲應門！屌你老母，又是普通話？又是Big Six人？難道香港人真的和Big Six人有緣嗎？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86NOYPsy4H
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6odUIQWdO
男人說：「社會主義好！(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95xWYC5N3n
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0wHsvYKj3
鄭多燕答：「共產黨萬歲！(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzSPV1b3TP
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門打開，是暗號嗎？男人讓我們進去，屌你老母，我終於明白這個男人為什麼叫托洛斯基，因為他真的和托洛斯基長得一模一樣……804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn1PbO9tFp
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdWGB6jhsK
至於托洛斯基的長相是怎樣，自己去Google搜尋一下吧，如果大家還找到的話。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPgFKQfC64
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFAS8olrpH
是的，是一模一撚樣，簡直是複製人一樣的相似程度。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLtKuO2bmz
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3CpyPEo4u
那是一間非常普通的房子，住上任何人都可以的「萬能Key」，在這裏住了一個托洛斯基當然沒有任何奇怪的地方。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qdRU1QDcr
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nI27wx5fL
「托洛斯基？(普通話)」我問。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZJjDaTzOP
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3xUAeDOHi
「Yes！I am Leon Trotsky，any problem？」托洛斯基答。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aq9XsxL6C
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGp3pddSrP
「中國人？西方人？(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXxGeHp78g
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHybOeOJeX
「中俄混血兒，原藉河南。其實我是中國人？這麼爛的普通話……香港人？(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mz504UdMI
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdJJV8Jk4a
「是的，我是香港人！我的名字叫陳錦波！(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1tqhtHowr
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe597M8jZ4U
「好名！好名！好名！大家都是中國人，一家人來的！(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb8Ony7UbO
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuax5uagIiB
如果可以的話，我想說「調理農務蘭花系！乜撚野一家人呀，中國人係中國人，香港人係香港人，屌你老母！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyiAvyuQSz
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROJ5EPOzIN
鄭多燕說：「是時候了，你可以把一切秘密告訴他知道！(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBniSFelPr6
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZPL60XpUB
托洛斯基坐在一張發霉的殘舊皮沙發上，對鄭多燕說：「他可以相信嗎？XX，你應該知道事情的嚴重性……這是關乎整個世界的大事件啊！萬一他洩漏了出去，不單是我和你會沒命，甚至會有三、四十萬人會為我們而死，你考慮清楚了沒有？(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiiPCtfIWb
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCNEQ3VOoI
「三、四十萬人會為我們而死？」我想著，吞了一口口水。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o7xk7Nbaa
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3clrJ7yuXN
鄭多燕大力點頭，這下點頭，連帶著她的大奶子也震上一震。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj3gQWs6X5
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvDMIrchnB
這剎那，我看見托洛斯基正看著鄭多燕暴乳燃燒顫動的奶子。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn6g6QAkFI
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVQ4Uc7qCM
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZlS1EJ4WW
「你……(普通話)」托洛斯基指著我說：「陳先生，請你坐下來，接下來的幾分鐘，你將會知道一個凡人永遠沒法理解的驚世大秘密，我希望你有心理準備，OK？我知道，如果一個人沒有這種心理準備，一下子接觸到這個秘密，會有兩種反應，第一種是不知所措，大腦像是關上了開關一樣，一下子不能思考，進入『呆』這種狀態……(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ3eo8v017
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9KJHd2ZOH
我坐下在托洛斯基對面，說：「第二種呢？(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zLmYT6hOC
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvf5ySuM40
托洛斯基托一托他那副溥儀眼鏡，以非常非常認真的語氣說：「痴撚左線！(廣東話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTutBy0G4s6
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VO0obZDTD
「嗯？你識講白話既？」我說。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lGwSKugO2
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TP8gM9RX5
「我精通十七種語言，坦白告訴你，我其實是一個學者，我是美國哈…哈……哈佛大學的天體物理學博士！(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz0ytI0WcF
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe97ccb0xEm
「哈…哈……哈佛大學？(普通話)」我說。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD1rSHXlvR
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UEc8ZX0zP
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxOEDLEMrY
這時候鄭多燕步入了一間房，臨走前說：「你們好好地談，托洛斯基，把一切都告訴他！我相信外星人也快要來了……(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nmWfnd8h2
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7gVivyvWj
托洛斯基凝重地點頭，然後高度集中凝視著我說：「你預備好了沒有？(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDZ9r3TbYa
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YcNBj1TAg
開場白太長了，我說：「請你開始，我現在是一隻空杯子，什麼驚天秘密也盛戴得下！(普通話)」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnshECKrb8
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdJREygHrT
房子內的氣氛一下子彷彿高了八度。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFohdhSIok
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8EyaoeVuL
「一切都要從魚柳包開始……(普通話)」托洛斯基眉頭一皺，娓娓道來。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G7dMfNcMY
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrRCaFefL1
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYmKbYcxaR
「荷里活有間大酒店，三個肥婆學踢波！學踢波！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVEZ4YbXkW
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtzdWAPDmQ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck7amdKJlJ
是尹光鈴聲！仆街！就在這時候，我的I phone響起來。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2QvZRvC9O
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr58G3Kysg
「Sorry！Sorry！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jVCh1suHf
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvMmwEGwL3
「喂？邊位？」我掏出I phone接聽。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hy10cpsuK
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvuZJqGoKb
「……………………………」沒有回應，生存多年的直覺讓我有點急燥起來，開始不由自主地猜測對方的身份：804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtZLQIvo9p
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ePUQKRNkV
「阿志？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9LQiNgf1N
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「………………………」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE0WUxa2c5
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「小紅？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJpNzO9bKB
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「……………………………」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJG3xZocOw
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8UQmjCqYU
除了這兩人外，還有誰會打給我？想來想去，居然就只有他們兩人，不禁讓我有點落寞。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyrdelg2yf
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xgRAhUohw
但我的身體好像還記得一個人，而且自作主張地吐出他的名字：804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIAgqM31Mj
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH1eyMBckj
「阿……權？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH294FegZV
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3QipuQWlj
「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……………………」對方好像聽到我說出一個完滿答案一樣，安心地掛線。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3C4Ux5lkb
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82DFgeJPLJ
難道是阿權打來嗎！？不可能！我明明已經大約十日前在深圳親手把他殺掉了！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZJxQrL1zW
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijnSy2Bug3
這剎我腦內彷彿被鈍物重重打擊一下，心臟也似從胸膛裡跳出來，一股暈眩迅速無情地侵襲。
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