『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9uF8oOVNG
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChjX15QyMg
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eTKHtc3sz
潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq49yk5VfHU
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmq3TR0Shs
而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29A00iWfhm
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvQH7G4ZC7
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i3W6V7t58
「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBfRcMlyj0
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cXVm2Vzbm
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCWozaB1gW
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAYvj5qwO3
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUPk96wF3l
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOo4jRaBe5
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCqhnlH9PW
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpeiVmkG1f
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmAIXkGTu9
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKzalvXEzQ
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33pdsfAXky
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjazHrIZms9
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zVF9xMek8
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7TGxe4tp5
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfdlqJuSyF
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb77UL8NeQ
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6agNnTTmjl
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQqOL5qnQM
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurU8IBNUDx
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iaAqujCA7
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsggvU4yyP
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQgI5qxlqZ
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JnvzsziUM
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R0IqsHyUi
「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMYPFn1AE9
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cPdhXo30e
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbknyi66dN
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZgeCdNpQm
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFxYvkcpid
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTRc7Veo9G
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8I806d3GM
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI1GaSqTcP
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYrPAuaDlY
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWSjZWAT9u
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7UEyo3MVA
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnShI8gTwh
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7MhFfBHOr
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtGfW4p9WR
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WstXMNk2W
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyMpLF7Scm
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxS9Ts5Au9
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5kcI1HdGN
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcx6Rys1sJ
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZRqn7osNV
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qmlkr72dh
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75k2Qzf6tO
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Fn05yf4a
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQNEjQTlzf
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsoT55E503
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlZUgpCZdM
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb25jPbHfd
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokcAbfMtiS
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZciGHMUzr
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJglqyL8vq
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86ZZa8Vkbh
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIwsiI7DHl
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQlBr3spsS
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyPsbK2Cgi
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJKeLTpyxf
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsjCrVROP8
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmDsDbPVCg
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuMo0Zi0lu
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKTbKUBEFt
就是位於地牢的殮房。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSA27SY6MU
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSYVZKXMaE
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo5PSeARdT
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbPxtzHVAn
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrJK5bOUV8
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBBPoIXwIY
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXn9TqJT2o
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBmkNzwoPL
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduXeXK1iSl
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jbgcTTlGe
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NaSgwKulQ
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGOjUZniCw
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aoGXRrQLX
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVNq06k2Ib
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocCNOV5c2w
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvp3YkVpQE
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TG5hr0p57
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtJYMFHPun
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXJd8hJxZN
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDaihIHdGK
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXkLhn2gvG
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7pIxMy5Lw
今次作戰也就此結束。』708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUfRrYP1pS
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd63CFKqhXq
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITW1nOQk4Q
我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkV5IlmeP5
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s4EwDwzuO
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPNsXop7xo
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLhHYn0K5k
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvOdAmseF9
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACc50FMXe3
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1E3ORsXsK
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlafbQaXNAW
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8B5cQPbtw
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZW9MkQr3j
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKqPPoghGA
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUI6SlAKVI
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIxhfWmHnN
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMmfzHg03i
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAS8PrbsfL
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFoJHYIm6S
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNiyk5SN9o
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOkA4Jghn1
「哈哈。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo70OrQHN7
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklEEfvJOVG
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl70BDnXQyb
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c0O1a6ekO
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVr5BPV1gX
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiDie8Jz8m
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURhalxmqfY
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLRrluvNOi
於是我加上這樣的一句：708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOn3FnatOoc
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnopSimUXX
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9eqhRDGt8
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78YPdbYE14
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqvHApw9a1
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6W6Xqj0pz
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmEnUNhYPc
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuirfWqG5Yo
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx0qPgYiXK
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUn5PzGmwP
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VXBAR4ht4
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnXWcC7HpK
希望能讓他高興一點吧。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwAN8gkOxY
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxMKqGM1FO
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozuJW97XPg
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0riDIjuM5
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknaIH9EI6j
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRdeLQy3He
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R1lCaNhHA
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jHXrLzKR0
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4K0racBjw
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmSDXtV21N
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9awjpRLg8
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDCD3vdHGe
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvten6uo0k0
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs51OVmoy7
708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMjDOBNbFr
因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaVZbuSE32
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxr2yWRIQV
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3eC0GKzPI
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkoO4ve9NV
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaal176Q5ez
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1AffyQZwV
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NjjOht03f
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwduzTopJPk
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Vd9CmkEi
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4hdvvGWo5
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlovBhMFVvS
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWcU1SuFWh
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLLGklyctg
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32gejUlb0P
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