「一切本來相安無事，唔知係計算上既失誤，定係人為既疏忽，亦或係某個人既計劃，總之，最後毫無疑問係出左事。一切都返唔到轉到，所有野都開始崩潰，已經無任何人可以阻止到。如果唔係五年前果件事……唉……」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DrUUDVnPM
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOppnS42Gm3
使用純黑色頭像的簫風用輕描淡寫的語氣說道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa1m8CHqaZ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OPl1u8YzZ
然後象徵賣魚勝身份的黑底白字「01」頭像，邊框立即亮起回應：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u3dwWdYak
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj4Je7IFQ3
「世上無野唔係邁向緊滅亡，我地能夠做既只有爭取時間，延遲悲劇。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB9YABO1SY
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQmkvCgA1S
「而家事實擺在眼前，你話我聽，重有乜野方法可以延遲悲劇？」簫風消極地回應道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP8fka8O4m
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ50FrsS32H
「如果做唔到既……就唯有接受啦，有個偉人講過：『命運就似強姦』，抵抗只會更痛苦。你而家重後生，至少重有時間再闖啊。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz0XyBiZC7
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffUzhrznGa
「但係……！我而家應該用乜野心情黎面對啊……」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ON0pSFsqV
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsDnraeMfA
面對簫風無助的疑問，賣魚勝想了兩刻，用善意的語氣回應：「我諗……依個時候，只要笑就可以了。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQQyQ0N4Xf
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaSQ7fIRL7
弗洛伊德頭像不知不覺地出現，在我發現前已開口問：「你地究竟講緊乜撚野？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ6rrrQVpa
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjOVwk0unA
我保持鎮定，官式地先問候：「超級駭客，你返到黎喇？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSkeZi5XAt
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWxr1OeIAE
弗洛伊德就是超級駭客的頭像，一如以往的不合襯。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jQnNlpk8W
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuTrVgFuv1
他以半分歉意說：「唔好意思，有d野做，遲左少少。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhtMEvKZTD
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOWhmwpXAA
Moscow killer一直都在，只是代表著他的針筒頭像一直也未亮過邊框，即是從沒說過半句話，可是他間中還是會用即時訊息以文字回應對話，表示他是在座的。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBH5mNKfVc
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v0OZ5fNg9
見現在四位《巴別塔光明會》的成員都到達，我就開口說：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNONiQZmiuN
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03mIv64TQ3
「而家人齊，就入正題啦。」說罷心中暗暗悲嘆，我為什麼要做這種無謂的會議司儀？都怪四眼仔缺席，如果他在的話，我只要間中輕輕說兩句話帶領一下這群傢伙，有型一下就可以了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5Y5lvCGN1
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK14DQQVeFQ
「等等，其實你地頭先講緊乜撚野？」主題未開始已有人離題，這個人就是超級駭客，那個可恨的檸檬人。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8OoDzASXs
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQJrr96DbB
「無乜野，只係簫風考試fail左姐，無乜特別。」賣魚勝輕輕回應，就一秒超級駭客就用世上是無情的方法回應一句：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7L0w2UhkX
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAWGnQZqD0
「哦。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsiXekeXDr
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrmI0lYRr2
就這樣換來了二點五秒的沉默，直到聽到簫風在遠方的苦惱怪叫，我就繼續話題，正式開始今次會議：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw6LWA8Mkw
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF56RnwZFk
「我收到可靠既線報，近期醫院陷入封鎖狀態，相信同魚柳包有關，詳細情況我今朝已經係Whatsapp群組分享左出黎。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UvT3VgtEL
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjzIagVXAE
「下？有咁既事咩？」簫風好奇地問。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2ZueN5GFd
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZIEvcEhNO
不用我出口，賣魚勝已回應：「你無睇Whatsapp？另一單係醫院封鎖事件啊嘛，你識唔識人係醫院做啊？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcQUcuHHv1
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoszqHFj8Og
「可能比其他群組遮住左，唔好意思。我只係一個平凡既窮撚中學生，點會識人做醫生啊？」簫風理所當然地回應。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBp0VClbIV
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCB5Ptlvn1C
「咁你依排有無去醫院啊？」超級駭客以非常賤格的語氣問道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM0OlsPWV5
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo4oLXPI6I
簫風以喜感十足的語氣反問：「都無啊，好人好者點解去醫院？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6FaCGizjO
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAqTOrAo6t
「你戒極都戒唔到J，我認為你有心理病，點解唔去睇下醫生呢？」超級駭客用力恥笑，可是不論怎看我都覺得他比簫風更需要醫生。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nUuIwwCQ3
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsk8SX2Pj9
「點同醫生講？唔通話『我成日性慾都好強啊，幫下我啦。』咁樣啊？」簫風的語氣異常鬼馬，單聽聲音已經想笑出來，相信這就是所謂的喜劇天份吧。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdB5vcK6UC
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFhqF73sBP
「後生仔，一陣J撚到腎到壞尻埋你就後悔莫及喇。」其身不正的肥佬又再繼續教訓道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk3o7sztud
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ02sWNgCar
「你信我，我一定戒得到既。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xJyZWTOXK
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqFcVE12xT
簫風說罷，賣魚勝為免話題過度偏離，為大眾作個引導：「唔好講依D住喇，依度有人識人係醫院入面做？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukSmGa1MdI
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2NcmJqfI0
「我識啊。」非常迅速的回應，同樣是來自Moscow killer的文字訊息。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FQbbjORTl
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6HsuMM3ob
超級駭客連帶語氣和話題一起轉台，語帶著緊地問：「下？咁你又無問過佢，政府點解偷偷地閂哂D醫院？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgRMexWtSr
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Md1nmLS6Q
作為凡人的他們並不知道背後的真相，即是「無嬰症」，若我講出真相，恐怕在座的各位都會嚇到瀨屎。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GQRvAcYe0
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLvIZ7vWiF
為免情況失控，他們將在我決定公開這件事的時候，與世人同時間知道這個可悲的事實。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG2pqmc5X4
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbKeYnbiAt
三秒後，答案終於出來：「無啊，條友仔做婦科既，前排忽然消失左，問返D Friend先知佢原來過左夏威夷果邊渡假。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmONQW2g0S
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtGsApSYc5
簫風接著問：「下？咁佢做果間醫院點啊？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHgPJGFHeu
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd3wFd8Kdo
「我唔知啊，今日夜收工，唔想行黎行去，直接返左屋企，無特登去睇，有需要既話我聽日去望下。」Moscow killer回應得極速而可靠，除了人格有問題不能說話之外，是在座最可靠的一個。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqopFRSDGf7
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x8CnZKjp0
「咁麻煩哂你喇。」我立即回應，這個可靠之人，值得我親自致謝。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw61XqmJD0
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcreVEXjQsf
「我今日去過望撚過下啊。」超級駭客說。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpWpdGDWNT
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWzVx6TY4D
賣魚勝立即以不滿的語氣說：「你早講啊嘛。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyILyWkFNv0
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTkSTqTOjn
超級駭客立即解釋：「咁殺手兄佢講緊，我就無謂打斷人啦。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMMVrfjYxW
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSQNeyAQ4o
我隨即就問：「你睇果間有無封到？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3jarAs4pk
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEmnzWxYgs
「有啊，同你一樣，都係門口企撚左幾個人，方圓百里鬼影都唔見多隻。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LhSZPgshl
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWghyiIX56y
聽罷，我想起有個更在意的重點，於是就問：「你有無問點解，係唔係又用流感做籍口？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x3Id8WkwD
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWengpxRPW
駭客立即回答：「我無過去問啊，廢事野是非啦屌，你估我唔撚驚死啊，我邊有你咁夠薑啊，ABC。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9or8APqKr
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglBUu9pRFf
說得好，有我這種勇氣的人確實不多，你這個檸檬廢人定必是個懦夫，這一點誰都不會懷疑。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJcedyTXl2
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHie6Pu2R7
「咁即係話香港至少已經有兩間醫院封左啦？」賣魚勝以有點震驚的語氣問道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ViKXhQxSw
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53pGqq5BGW
我用嚴肅的語氣，作出一個大膽的假設：「最差既情況係全香港既醫院都封哂。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7aGt0PqK8
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrhMsZNikQ
簫風即時抓到個盲點問：「無哂醫院，咁D白車去邊啊？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozeEYvpprN
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesYb5ldiDq
這一點我都不能肯定：「應該去D類似健康院掛……」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJRgXSUQez
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImPMiKkL1z
「唔理啦，總之而家香港無哂醫院，成單野已經夠爆，不如今晚就發出去。」超級駭客突發奇想插話道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaT5goAJzp
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRebMP9kGS
只是單單開Post足夠嗎…？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VDvAXpqqm
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRo8cFkoUx
不行，萬一到時有勇者潛入醫院，發現了無嬰症的話…我可失了先機，絕不能讓此事發生。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf7D1kfOKV
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BLsUKS4Qr
「而家未到開Post既時機。我地手上掌握既情報太少，萬一比人話我地放流料既話都唔知點交代好。」我對駭客的發言表示否定。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNBKp3jwUl
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQmVpZTpaT
賣魚勝馬上附和：「ABC講得岩……而家開Post太衝動……但我地應該點樣搵更多既證據呢？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaofNjgh7b
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5arqMUCak
我當然不會放過賣魚勝無意中所鋪出的路，立刻就借勢用沉實嚴肅的語氣，打個進取的快攻：「係外面查已經無意思，不如我地入去查。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGirIkX3CnT
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9F8qYSo7a
氣氛頓時急轉直下，換來一片沉默，但這已是我意料中事，始終這個做法實在太大膽。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgZkTW0zkE
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FJk9QJKJM
馬上，超級駭客已展現出淆底的本性：「下？外面已經企哂人警戒嫁喎，入到去重得了？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSLfQNdW7N
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGPb7RGJuH
為應對這種假設，我開出一個更大的假設鎮定人心：「我認為佢地執空城計。外面守衛已經夠哂森嚴，所以入面係空既都唔出奇，而且……入面既祕密，可能連守衛都無權限知道。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AOzTEeIor
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfa3cAZFwO
「我懷疑政府有機會做緊人體實驗。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcOunBGETv
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe2BCv2o5C
「下？」眾人驚訝。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7rViKiaYe
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrvQZw52l5
「可能政府封左幾間醫院比共產黨做人體實驗，研究生物兵器或者新病毒，如果我地爆到依單陰謀出黎，登埋上報紙，想唔紅都難。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhWLvLhF7Z
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpkVEAMM4R
又是一個無憑無據的空談，連說出這堆話的我自己也覺得荒謬。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAGzkcTNfX
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4NciRrrbY
可是同時，這個謊言卻能確實激發他們心中的本土主義，熱血一上腦，人就失去思考能力。只要當中有一人認同的話，再荒謬的空談也會變成問題的唯一答案。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mSMtDSl5n
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8XcHoMVyV
「依個假設好大膽，但其實都唔係無可能……所謂最危險既地方就係最安全……香港遠離北京，而且係國際都會，無人會諗到共產黨會係係依度進行危險科技實驗，所以依個可能性唔係話無既……」首先中伏的居然是Moscow killer，真想不到。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1gYbVWLe5
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4Y6PLPV5u
隨著他的言論，眾人都一面倒向反政府的一方，恨不得馬上把這事揭發出來。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmu1eG5aPW
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoG9OcUiDm4
雖然風向意想不到，但我就是要這種情緒啊。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1tyYw5818
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWeD6lWCeE
「聽晚我地巴別塔光明會就入去廣華醫院行返趟，想縮既而家可以出聲。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAHspmme7R
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzNHmiXJpz
見並無任何一人打算退縮，我就號令：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSFpsseq0D
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5op814l8DE
「聽日，星期一，1930係油麻地站集合！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6P4fgbPH9Z
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSLth60d0i
就這樣，明日潛入醫院的行動就此定下來。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6Nh2D9DWq
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6Q2TLP8zw
但會議仍未結束，因為我忽然想起一件事，就是南華早報既神祕密碼。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0BsG6ukFM
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《坡2J灾2I潓3釷2A宬3筤3胉3輥3塊2I808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf17eDtjAHf
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