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我的心被重擊了一下,事情果然沒有這樣簡單!一定是發生了什麼事,Emily才會這樣消失的。797Please respect copyright.PENANAn19rzgebJo
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接下來的半小時,我不斷在圖書館中搜索,但沒有任何結果。797Please respect copyright.PENANAdhtPVsKcCE
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這段時間,我感覺到我自己被人監視。797Please respect copyright.PENANAwAEZB4FD3T
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監視我的人,遠比我熟悉這裏的地型,因此只有他看見我,我卻無法發現他,他不是Emily,Emily也沒有必要要這樣玩我……797Please respect copyright.PENANA3Quqorsf2l
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我的肌肉繃緊,這時候如果有什麼陌生人出現在我面前,我會踼爆他的春袋!我一定會!而且我有能力這樣做!797Please respect copyright.PENANA50r9LrEq2e
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我生平踼爆過不少人的春袋!我對踼人春袋有無比的信心。797Please respect copyright.PENANAm7uZ3Vcqb4
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為了分散注意力,我開始想別的無聊東西來平伏自己情緒……797Please respect copyright.PENANA8OmHsydFsN
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例如……797Please respect copyright.PENANAXARkIzRZM6
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春袋為什麼叫春袋?而不叫夏袋、秋袋或者冬袋?797Please respect copyright.PENANANKx4iv7osr
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四季之中,為什麼用上春去形容男人的睪丸?797Please respect copyright.PENANAf939wX20vB
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廣東話,是如趣橫生的語言。睪丸只男人製造精子的地方,食海狗鞭要補的地方,就是睪丸。稱作睪丸,因為睪丸是圓形一粒的,每個正常男人有一孖,少了一粒都不會影響生育能力,香港唯一一個歌手陳奕迅就曾經「差」錯腳跣落台撞爆過一粒。797Please respect copyright.PENANANquKY5dnN8
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之後他繼續唱歌。797Please respect copyright.PENANAYLjh8Bfqa4
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想多了,叫那製造精子的器官做睪丸,其實並不是適當的形容,因為睪丸被一個用皮膚做的袋狀物包裹著,睪丸和皮囊是兩位一體的,無分彼此的。當人說睪丸的時候,說的是袋裏那粒肉球。但如果說春袋的話,就包含了兩者,即「春」(睪丸)和「袋」(皮囊),用相同數量的語言去包藏雙倍的內容,就是廣東話「春袋」的偉大之處。797Please respect copyright.PENANAQq4EcmMlUD
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近年,有狗要求香港取締廣東話,說出那種言論的不是人,是狗。797Please respect copyright.PENANAxCNZdbHYt9
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不過,凡是美好的東西都摧毀、凡是偉大的事物都毀滅,是某些狗最喜歡做的事情,原因是什麼?797Please respect copyright.PENANAhFURdqkroz
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The answer is:反智。797Please respect copyright.PENANAZxGyN5dMLO
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中國人都有反智的傳統,自從乾隆帝死後,和坤把中國貪乾後,中國人就開始反智,為什麼?因為中國人開始落後於整個世界了,人家攪文藝復興、攪君主立憲,攪工業革命,攪國會民主、發現新大陸……中國人就繼續固步自封,繼續閉門造車,繼續玩反智,繼續玩自己一套,繼續對住四書五經自瀆打飛機,結果引發鴉片戰爭,衰左!又攪洋務運動,又攪中體西用,攪攪攪,西方的民主價值觀沒有攪到,攪船堅炮利又攪到半桶水,刁那媽!結果甲午戰爭一舖清袋!什麼北洋艦隊被日本人全部打柴,日本仔打贏後,進軍世界強國之列,反觀中國人,輸到菊花都開曬仲未識反醒,之後有班有識之士出來救國,但「百日維新」又衰埋,再攪義和拳,以神打妖術扶清滅洋,夠反智未?終於八國聯軍入京,衰到貼地……797Please respect copyright.PENANAttZqnpHAE8
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自此反智傳統深入中國人骨髓。因為我們除了反智之外,再沒有其他力量超越他人了。797Please respect copyright.PENANAbSM2bwnjHB
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終於革命了,以為推翻帝制中國人有出頭天,點撚知又係一鑊泡!人攪國會普選,中國人又攪,結果最後攪左成班軍閥出黎,夠反智未?無幾耐,仲有個大獨裁者蔣中正出黎,國民政府,得個柒字,終於引到日本人侵華,冇美國佬掟原子彈幫拖,一早被拚入大東亞共榮圈啦(可能仲好)!夠反智未?好,民主無得攪,攪共產黨、攪馬列啦,三年內戰,死人仲多過日本侵華…四九年建新中國,大家諗撚住中國終於解放勒,終於行多黨制勒!終於有自由有民主勒!想?想條毛就有,D咁西高既野中國人識西做咩?東方紅、太陽昇,中國冇出民主自由,就獨獨出了個毛澤東!史達林殺得人多咩?毛澤東話中國人就要多過你,吹撚脹麼!四五億人任佢玩…鬥地主、鬥知識分子、三反、五反、四清、大躍進、大煉鋼、三面紅旗、人民公社、餓死三千萬人、未夠喉,仲有文化大革命、上山下鄉、批林批孔、四人幫、兩個凡事、六四、九七、髮廊、卡拉ok、雞、乞兒、貪官、法輪功……屌你老母,邊鋪唔反智先?797Please respect copyright.PENANA9VSSWQ3URb
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屌你老母!797Please respect copyright.PENANAaVsoCsON2G
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之後?唔講勒!離鳩曬題!屌你老母!797Please respect copyright.PENANAyM0PXzZBIl
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我分散注意力同時,心情放鬆,但仍找不到鬼妹Emily。797Please respect copyright.PENANAj3ccg4s8na
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究竟她找到了什麼而突然消失?797Please respect copyright.PENANALmS5optoox
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非常有可能又和魚柳包有關……事情是這樣發生的,Emily一定找到什麼非常重要的東西,然後就有一個人出現,將她帶走……797Please respect copyright.PENANAOIpoJ1J4nj
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一定是這樣!一定是這樣!797Please respect copyright.PENANAAKEC3DM3hD
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這時候,我聞到一浸燒野的氣味。797Please respect copyright.PENANAZShko9KYXV
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忽然,一陣濃煙撲面而來,然後,我看見火光熊熊!那些在我眼前的書架著火了!797Please respect copyright.PENANAih9WMG1kiv
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屌你老母!有人放火?797Please respect copyright.PENANAKeVsXcVUgB
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「波叔,快D走啦,我地比人發現左……」797Please respect copyright.PENANAkP0l6qQkGM
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一回頭,失蹤已久的Emily已在我後面,可是話未說完……797Please respect copyright.PENANAKDRainmfxN
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「呯!」797Please respect copyright.PENANAWb2KhoMYzP
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一發巨響已傳來,時間慢下來,我清楚地見到Emily雙目漸漸失去光彩,目不轉睛地目睹整個過程,最後她兩眼已變得空洞,就像兩口無底深井一樣,再也不能窺探其中之物。797Please respect copyright.PENANAR6iuwFg3GN
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就如一具屍體的眼睛一樣。797Please respect copyright.PENANAfhkPjywVGo
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時間回復正常,她的太陽穴爆出驚人之多的腦漿,身體就如脫線木偶,因頭部右邊所受的巨大衝擊而倒向左邊的書架。797Please respect copyright.PENANAqnYnXwu4eJ
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這個時候,我才意識到,剛剛的巨響是一發槍聲。797Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ou5FGbDJs
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一秒前還在跟我談話的鬼妹已經因此而魂歸天國。797Please respect copyright.PENANAoFW9OyMt9N
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事情果然不會如此簡單。797Please respect copyright.PENANAquWHLNMdP0
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望向大門,已在我與剛死去的她找資料的時候被靜靜開啟了,現在正有兩人從此走來。797Please respect copyright.PENANAfhJ0AcbaKx
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槍擊的硝煙還未散,輕輕薄薄地把黑暗中兩人的容貌都遮蓋著,站在左邊的人在燈照到容貌時就洽到好處地停下,另一人則用槍指著我不停警戒地前進。797Please respect copyright.PENANABi7KurROxQ
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看來那人一身黑色西裝與黑超,應該是負責保鏢工作的,黑暗中的人大概是德高望重。797Please respect copyright.PENANAluhQ0NOaFM
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「稍息。」黑暗中的人用廣東話說道。797Please respect copyright.PENANAln2s3CuyNR
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前方的保鏢立即停下,但依然不放下槍。797Please respect copyright.PENANAAqqFrOcZHU
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「退後。」797Please respect copyright.PENANAKH3clgov9O
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面對再度的命令,保鏢顯得有點不安,。並試圖勸道:797Please respect copyright.PENANAB27MGgEvhc
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「但是……(普通話)」797Please respect copyright.PENANAylOtmZpg4U
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經過了一點二秒的沉默,保鏢妥協,然後回應:797Please respect copyright.PENANAntgpEMbIDf
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「我們明白了,會長。」797Please respect copyright.PENANAdCHkaXm1gj
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會長?難道是…共濟會的會長嗎!?797Please respect copyright.PENANAWV1BFfGDfq
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會長從黑暗中走出來,面貌暴露在舊式燈膽的燈光之下……797Please respect copyright.PENANAt4WcuTkOc1
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這個樣子……我一生都不會忘記的!他居然……居然!?797Please respect copyright.PENANAbFv7o1r9yl
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「波叔,你太天真喇,以為咁容易就殺得死我?」797Please respect copyright.PENANA3rkX4g10a8
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你問我……他是誰?797Please respect copyright.PENANA1pwb6jngDG
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我答你。797Please respect copyright.PENANAusXbrbQoZ3
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他就是胡紹權。797Please respect copyright.PENANAaqNGjJ8aUb
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屌你老母!!是「胡.紹.權」啊!!屌你老母!!797Please respect copyright.PENANA3jZ8i6oUw8
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他看我一臉錯愕,面露我一生行走江湖都未曾見過,貨真價實的邪惡笑容,看起來就好像一個痴撚線的小丑一樣地笑:797Please respect copyright.PENANA6VLSrOqAtJ
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「Surprise?」
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