波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVML0lnQyt
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscwhzVujV9
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5xrLq2ein
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGWM1YyOWl
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoaUWMSu8h
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpaui9qOfM
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeCT6iDhog
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBeQwsilYr
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JcSVsvf7z
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjW1isOol2
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoVaQHliJr
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xssTnzc9a
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6yI5J5V8a
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTCK98tc3W
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5qLXqgZ42
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9rmQD0Hgy
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFTsUjNLJP
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJwzepxCID
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7VYPPPFQb
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrekmFv3qKx
「啊，差唔多喇。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA9PsAn3Pa
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy20GfMh5up
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlyGkZg2f8
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjhoWJZQog
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9QzxGslnX
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN3s59taPF
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJ5JEB7zZX
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QxLnIJLvR
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPaJKhTHYs
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9QWkSVOC4
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZLnYYo0I9
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3K7LaLESp
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9FfhcfYn3
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd3QWx0ycf
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlIGgOzArE
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoNFlnfiMi
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps3LC7MZm9
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP97qPhhNV
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85p3I6SLoP
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhWf2mgIXf
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGHfhP2wxR
「未顯示號碼」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcWB7f4Srj
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbNAhbjvsp
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVreG0CBRK
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQr53dB7WN
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3ikI6vzKq
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAp1wWX0HX
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFARp8B2Pz
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczD6x9Q4dQ
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6rPS0Y4K8
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj0k6RjPqw
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNbWlqFOK9
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh00rDSCehe
「無啊…無…無需……」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrKvkoHOnD
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzcYMdkuec
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJwhugGb1a
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaucwKYnv6J
「先生…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQtYhNy0C2
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi9ghfbZto
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7Q8hjLohB
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUJDdRfhlX
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7jnxtAiSL
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32DBLvu0Z3
「屌你老母。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27RNaQgj1l
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6ZwHyZ51B
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8n5026yDU
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndAj0hx6vv
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzz7VjZkkj
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOZvhh56uU
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3SHvDQxxO
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwy9SB4wfH
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又是「未顯示號碼」。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkjDEkAisZ
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVs7WjvllVA
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSaW6WXc63
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZidBuflRK
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAILdOa8RIW
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ5VMNaHyG
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViN35x4WtM
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDTlAolTCw
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPeG40pH1D
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAuZGWJzTY
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAEMG3adgv
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8LCXwsjij
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfffiltkkdl
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREJ57ajrUe
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOZbgAkquA
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtkbysHGBY
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL0qj9qZ8R
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zjTBFYC3D
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe9FJi2Y6N
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdR4dtPm2g
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZy10VcJjK
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyAKCMtSSn
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ul4qwo4eB
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZyX1w096f
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwuEyabW33
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVoIp8XLi0
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0Q2JQNXGG
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sRVffZBWX
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfMY7WrE7U
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctx86kCVcN
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbaADmKjNc
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zgYkkBkJZ
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CtmwHwxAG
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這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIaj9tsXau
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X4QBHaqL6
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoleidxR2C
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不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Ts3m15zy
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMM2WPkqCf
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEbu0XUSUm
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogPuCruYtD
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7WlAzPIzs
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他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77dpNAgXbd
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ddats754E
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCW8I3UfFm
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxVqZ3Umey
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5OYcQ6dI5
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBDh6s10g8
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEd5Iy3I8Qx
「條友信得過嫁喇？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YQKLlReHd
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNS6ran6V4
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaawCThEZ4
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6RjPJwYyg
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWGPCDORRS
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSmTgBf0hr
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84ajasuHM9
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkO1wM7oDM
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgeoQ4QI95
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HnQYtWOZw
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1oS7BuIBi
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafh3GSpSQY
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNhZybt1wX
746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjqdMJRt1Q
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ4fzLImLE
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