波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyrHwL3Cwm
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZgSVnQYOW
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjutTqECZP
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2LEJqZ1Rb
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8pzh7Ap8I
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpLl4kRegg
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB7hYcvAwh
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeCfTlulK3
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eun6Li0x0
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5l6qx8kid
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTexqKeyKB
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbWYkdTF9I
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHhVUQToxa
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskm6jbVmOM
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Svp4Kqd6
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnB596r1rl
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5P7Kmm8Av
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「啊，差唔多喇。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld4IkbSF1p
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxDaiSuqHq
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXJARucFjK
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R8QM1scKA
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwtHKpEK8d
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnaKeHqCeo
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarR234JHj5
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzR3bHriwLe
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ipzm6vd97
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1PwiIwpKO
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdlfYXnlJE
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewz5meBSbl
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A27KA2AKZ
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB65VpwOyr
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2ausCHL3h
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIfWAGQ35u
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo1TtD9amG
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzgVZXmbKV
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQouwxd0oTc
「未顯示號碼」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKUByNYg5h
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1AcOB9lXS
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorLP2jSBYZ
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLy7JcDU4eW
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPIDPPkZQe
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gC5apCH6v
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tAeXazedv
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtwz3WDReB
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHzbdIdNcm
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40eoJRVeV9
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC6530JKJE
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQfKFeTE5L
「無啊…無…無需……」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fjs8VD63s
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIeh5ttatw
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsXJcbetk7
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAuDfDbvYE
「先生…」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxYCnV8yAH
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qG3zc8r5s
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZfvTIDL9l
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSNe8uYpBg
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuPa9Z5LIm
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl42a6ZLyi
「屌你老母。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbf9vY9vqt
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X6RW889bt
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhmjHhOgXQ
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1be5dyWBCd
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZhn5B0eWN
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87EIUxH6G7
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3at0Cy0isa
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxto4U1Q745
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05yBqcxvlu
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又是「未顯示號碼」。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr2LLvXik4
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkBLvwMIGv
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5xHG37ZAd
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIYY55QDgx
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZdGEsktgQ
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQiuTquGZT
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOjW2ZaYWM
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FkkY4GZa0
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M7ahL1sL3
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0NtQFbKSH
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BQ1CVDKat
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCajqNGTiMJ
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2K7Me0iFv
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeqYwYTW7G
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZtAGkKHtW
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAmCPlFHPx
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vQAnCq15x
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtIMWaCNpZ
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2iBg2rZ9L
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ah7odNXc4
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKAWt232QD
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB2nZTj74H
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716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4c6HhbBVS
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJJgAdk6E9
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxphAutgRI
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI0MSLp1sj
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLHR6gMffi
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN35prHkQW
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQhEOGqrSS
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S1I1qMMl7
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tFJgjpdNu
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoZvvKRQgK
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBPsDhnc8z
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdhHrQzj4I
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNj6VN0mZ6
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHcMGtmNEE
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYR5dI1qVz
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwTb0bjl3z
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHO9SfqevV
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jHcGNJxRT
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPkpdkzNYd
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwTerh6B2F
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAywKUsXqH1
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD2aRRCuiy
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CIYiKWOWl
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauaUbM8sNc
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FZi07sCxa
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8453uQJxN
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEo5V8yvkz
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlFGCV3cKt
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCYG9vj5L8
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeC9syzrRt
「條友信得過嫁喇？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxl2Hb610Tg
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2yqNrHlJg
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP8ToNAJda
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3XMkFto9R
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ0KCCk19w
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtyomyc0i1
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlf5xjlg9I
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeAuq7G0kM
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRYbkI5TTq
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtghrjcJcdy
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1sFTbtSf8
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26Zfh4g20U
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrTYFkNQuT
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4ABxl30o9
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4bjdewMyh
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctonMCIYkY
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86Cmtq93f3
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2DDwSmqGK
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYl3lSSAAN
等等……如果說剛好的話……716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVsOqnaVXs
716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslwa236VsJ
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH21E4eS0gi
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