波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkLU1C6ATV
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GRXlweFWW
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMi0WQUamk
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwAcE0zEBU
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBJVDMObbA
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AFyWPEXcU
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8I0wKf5ZP
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNslwkQpXR
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UTlXer7Ve
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlTs8B23Dg
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnAzrcCBGR
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9lfGpI4aY
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEmqCkW88T
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFVQ57XdPr
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7rh3A18k5
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVX0VyxTQP
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRu2RZvCfn
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3IO5Fk19a
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「啊，差唔多喇。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16F4dEiyGd
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvrQxJW3qq
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVYnV1DHZw
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00Nl2aJxeW
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW5BfIlBCG
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wPUAeC7gH
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMl5rYuJZj
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0u6WEkPtT
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIuTgE9R0C
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZiNCQmSY6
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm0IGuPivp
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFIE3hEgJA
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjiXf3vLHY
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrJfaotOWo
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoFPkP5qM9
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk0YSlZH1d
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveIjiEbhAI
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6ZINwzK0L
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuxF1lTt89
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUpdbZh5HD
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8elnUmvtiZ
「未顯示號碼」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqoTwqx41J
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxYgbUkgJQ
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPYPFyQRri
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArz3cEwLLa
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LAkBef06K
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOqnP680rj
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdVcR1HQHP
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaRe5SnZRL
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWbsA3p4kD
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwGBRsoCYV
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EVmYMrqIk
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl49aio0qd
「無啊…無…無需……」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzVPXOFT5u
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCLmqRaaVs
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX0LfaykSp
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHL5wahvHPl
「先生…」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvzJmjBC8G
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkgXpsyUMY
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3ky0x87Kv
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L2HnkpngW
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4CYjktUjt
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFzRZfYU4k
「屌你老母。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaS5HqEdAj
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYH12GRm2q
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ADMPvM9bY
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdwYGRndOj
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESvH4isW4n
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMLsbQRsPJ
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ4qRfy3zA
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkCDPIoZ2f
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ83q4JFa2
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又是「未顯示號碼」。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6g0Z5Xtup
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGe3ijx446
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBrvsZdfiF
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXIaLu45Oo
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX47yehklny
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tUr7Abk1z
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnMsk3gOV4
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1NKobBjLy
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAffUqG5Z7
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB3E0zUjA4
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhw0S93mf1
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwburXuYfn
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Eo8EoLOL7
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RMkZfllai
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDI5LEyNNv
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46oz1WDx4n
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQb1ZDHIz7
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uWjSDps4i
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ikYbFxx8w
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5XIdjNTgX
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEDBltMYgM
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP5SvqDfvu
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793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvfHCB8Vg0
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU815SydqXM
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINJ3meCmY2
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWytcNHJZti
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeACE8WI4Oj
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb6dJ3WGy2
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxbmSjLOOq
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzrZ2R4hyS
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpqLsfXaXW
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTf4RpY2Ha
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4ttoGuvgF
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7jPARHj5v
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxCPO8uYbg
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1GLHK36kT
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVTmwwwHwn
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0JyLsEYp5
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z23DUP53I
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SD6R6Bur8
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1K05OWKNj
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooFeC5l0zy
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSFqqS7OkB
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5dnT6p2JR
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a08iSuKY9
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV9RfO2yj7
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrcVRYAE1f
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5KaViHRGA
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QvxxJSF0l
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUTYdAISPs
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1ek4YpttN
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7X6KujAPi
「條友信得過嫁喇？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT8RxfCrg9
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjLvfq5S3k
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9VcOuEEXP
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「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpUyr9TnTj
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwtfUBvaPL
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXReF8YIq5H
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkH66A8Y9q
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R49slcvu7
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZhk3eE7tO
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd9mcH5ECp
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eQSw8Qhjb
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAySiOmufP
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bAcK1iAwo
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYROOGloJJ
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucVm66Ed3L
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8rR29ed74
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XDoPNk0ZD
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等等……如果說剛好的話……793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cDNVVuT5d
793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XwCCoC3bA
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhgJ6rRQie
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