就我個人的評測，對於波叔能力的懷疑可說是最高級別，先不說什麼法輪功與共濟會的疑問，其實我甚至連他身處在美國的證據都沒有。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIjIe1FZN9
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXabPKdQGbw
所以要撐起巴別塔的情報網，說到底還是要靠我自己的力量。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGuq20lxql
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KF8rxwej2
要我相信背後一群蛋散，尤其是那個叫超級駭客的米芝蓮人，根本就是個笑話，若沒有我的領導他們會變成怎樣？領導者的角色很有可能會變成四眼仔，雖然他確是個能幹的傢伙，不過卻不是這方面的材料，論決策力與眼光，他跟我差太遠了，決不可能帶領巴別塔走到今日的強盛，作為一個優秀的下屬才是最適合他的角色。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3s3HrPBFf
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HaNI7TdUn
想到這裡，開往鴨利洲的船已經來到我們正身處的，一個顏色生硬的浮躉碼頭。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR57TjmBW5T
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICKReDZrMg
付上兩元的代價，我們就正式向著今次行動的目的地——鴨利洲進發，雖然來到香港仔短短只有一小時左右，但我卻覺得自己剛剛經歷了一段艱難又漫長的時光，幾經辛苦才上得了這首船。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmuRBczlkH
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNtUyi3Iie
這帶來了一種令人振奮的情緒，我就似是當年哥倫布終於獲得資助，成功出航一樣，實在感動得有點眼泛淚光。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExPjRmxGNP
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVJIIjTbMx
可是我不會像他那樣將古巴當成日本，我的情報是絕不會有錯的，鴨利洲大街二十八號定能為我們帶來南華早報迷團的答案。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7NBy5eAx0
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF7FN9SPtV
正當我在沉靜地準備心情時，坐在旁邊的一眾凡人又開始一場浪費時間的無謂閒聊。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZADxRvLNf
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxzl5rZmyG
「屌你啊，仆街仔，你岩岩影底左個菲傭啊？」賣魚勝質問簫風。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QQzLqXy4C
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMOSwcdYaV
望過去，賣魚勝正著迷地看著簫風的智能電話，用手指左掃右掃，兩人看來都看得非常高興。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDGYd7KEav
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTv3pL4qmZ
簫風露出淫邪的笑容說：「係啊，你唔覺好正既咩？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcOzPGZOB4
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAU0Q8RUzs
賣魚勝沒有回答，只是吞口口水，繼續用手指掃著智能電話。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1spWcJxMlR
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcVzAntlAP
我不禁心想，簫風這個咸濕仔剛剛拍照拍得有多瘋狂，果然思春期的處男都是性飢渴的野獸，就算連菲傭也不放過，實在為這個國家的未來擔心。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQE1vGwrKO
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5GS9o40W2
下一刻，超級駭客加入戰團，企圖奪去賣魚勝手上的智能電話，並說：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHeoAdlMFL
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM77CiFvS0b
「屌，正唔正一回事啦，拎黎睇下先啦！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBQMq0L47d
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFhIIlLijK
賣魚勝看得起興，沒有打算輕易交出電話，馬上釀成一場電話爭奪戰，而Moscow killer好像早知會發生這種事，一上船的時候已經選好位於角落的位置，三個白痴的騷動好似與他無關一樣，只是木無表情地坐著看自己的智能電話。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D4CS5M6AS
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvPribx9nc
手長得像樹獺的賣魚勝將電話高舉，讓胖得像雪人的超級駭客不得不站起來搶奪。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQIV5rtq0R
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvmhvg6vx0
眼見電話在不安全的高處，要是發生什麼碰撞，它大概就只有跌到海裡一個命運，簫風眼中流露出極度的不安，在悲劇發生前喝止兩人：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMubis5fspk
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY3TEcnTXu
「唔好爭啦，一陣跌左部電話落水我打柒你地啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSQzsFruhT
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUcf16t9fZ
聽罷，超級駭客和賣魚勝的動作都停下來，簫風襯機奪回電話，然後解決這場無謂的紛爭：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQwdcDvoke
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2s7TKmLqj
「比返部電話我，我Whatsapp 群組分享出黎，到時鐘意點J就點J啦！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56WxA6nW99
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVol9QMMew
幾秒後，我褲袋裡的IPhone開始不斷震動，看來海量的菲傭寫真，已經在未經我同意的情況下輸送到裡面。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoc4Trh0Hu
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXi3kJsNlc
超級駭客與賣魚勝忽然變成乖學生，取出電話確認一幅又一幅的寫真已落到自己手上。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeU1mKRhnD
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ7TqyU1kk
震動結束，超級駭客和賣魚勝就齊齊收起電話，動作整齊一致得像軍人一樣。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tNfSWhSjO
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBg0RlWhRHv
我則悲嘆人類的愚蠢與野蠻，文明分配換來的結果是空虛，看兩眼就收起來，只有爭奪才能更使他們積極與興奮，根本個個都是未進化的野獸，實在無眼睇。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4x1A67PCx
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn6sP4jIEe
將電話收起後，不知道是出於找話題，或是秋後算帳，賣魚勝向簫風挑釁道：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohiIGe9uH7
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzQdcbcgTB
「死仔，連DSE都未考得惦就郁手郁腳，第時想做乜啊？想做陳浩南定大王啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNWa1w7jm7
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nWCBME3Vi
難道他在教訓簫風嗎？但無論怎看，我都不認為賣魚勝這個紮馬尾的怪人有這個資格，所以這只是個無聊的挑釁罷了。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYDBS0okJu
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D6fEqfTzJ
然後，令我意外是簫風的回答：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtmQ3kspuh
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzQjCdmhau
「大王？我邊有資格啊？一山不能藏二虎啊。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1VYBk7esd
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3yuygaQE6
他的目光並不是落在我身上，而是另一個更合理的人。原來他也注意到四眼仔與大王那幾乎一樣的面貌。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5KerVFOoc
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bByXDKA9e
賣魚勝已經注意到簫風的視線，望向四眼仔，接著不爭氣地笑了出來。不過智慧比驢子更低的超級駭客還懵然不知發生什麼事，戇居居地問：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxYwNvbBEF
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ23MQpB6wd
「下？你講乜野啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvL5sbOaCL
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuUPafyVDO
賣魚勝沒有說話，再度望向四眼仔，超級駭客轉頭過去，才知道是什麼一回事，然後似是發現新大陸一樣，驚奇地大笑兩聲。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3QQfGjCEa
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxQF2rUugs
拜此難聽的笑聲所賜，一直安靜地看著書的四眼仔終於發現了三道奇怪的視線，於是合上書問：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kBvG8HSx6
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ujgcf3ThR
「你地做乜望住我？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AsKo37U1G
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xhVSM4epy
像四眼仔這種四眼仔我以前都識過幾個，十個裡面有十個都好小器，而且好記仇，所以一直我都沒有跟他說過他好像大王這件事，希望簫風小心點，不要踩到地雷吧。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHcRmIr6YZ
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ019h5DjIXr
說時遲，那時快，天真的簫風已經發炮：「無野，話時話Sadmin，有無人話過你好似大王？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8syXR5di0E
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmSx2WroRJ
四眼仔即時斜眼看著他，托托眼鏡問：「安德尊？你隻眼睇乜架？我塊面邊有佢咁方？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m0cpnxb5U
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LGIihFgal
簫風看來不知道踩中地雷，還打算全力向前衝，提高聲量說：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDz3MBcr73
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjzzoAyoQQ
「屌唔係安德尊啊。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3wvNuJVXl
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCTvo5KA1B
四眼仔一頭霧水，皺一皺眉說：「下？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHMsdt9CIA
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrF3j03m84B
賣魚勝也跟上簫風的步伐，繼續衝向四眼仔這支核彈的引爆點：「你無睇過三五成群咩？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRlhTov8qX
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YIGTqpivE
聽罷四眼仔沉默著，大概要爆了。反正不關我的事，我還是坐開點，食花生好了。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9y1b1jfzA
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoKJSK0WiL
下一秒，四眼仔終於開口：「有睇過，原來你地講緊宋本中啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqQf89ZTtb
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdlj6193H0
宋本中是誰？我實在不清楚，不查一下維基大概也不會知道，相信在座幾個上一秒還在說大王的蛋散也和我一樣，所以三人，尤其是簫風更呆住了，應該在思考該怎麼回應好。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7SRNxwSHF
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssSLyJ0sW6
不過面對四眼仔認真的視線，簫風很清楚一定要給個回應，於是依依哦哦地說：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe8D1gO5ov
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lLloIC9Ie
「應該係掛。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwreWCTZok
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFFz6jjMn5
四眼仔以盡顯個人風格的語氣，說出非常配合他性格的內容：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWRqpf3b05
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54Vaf90jzL
「廿八座大王啊嘛，咪宋本中囉！你就咁講大王，我以為係安德尊都唔出奇姐。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvKhvbhL5O
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9SxHbW9d8
正常人會記住廿八座大王的演員名字嗎？其他人可能未必會，但四眼仔會這樣做，我相信所有認識他的人都不會感到出奇。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeP5h3rdGhi
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpalWUgwuYy
可是那白痴三人組肯定沒有好好地了解過他，所以只能張著口呆了，心裡處於混亂狀態。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJdVJZhevq
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CPA8h2YG8
聽四眼仔上一句比較重的語氣，我可以估計，下一秒他大概就要展開攻勢，我還是坐遠點比較安全。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPLxvWkZvs
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG57x33Mut
怎料他居然笑笑口，抓抓頭說：「不過你地唔講我真係唔覺，以前都無人咁講同我講過。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVg5AuYyEE
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8UgNbIjjz
見無異樣，超級駭客即時補位回應：「其實換左副眼鏡既話，相似度應該直達九成！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRwfxp7opw
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8amQLnyaBM
四眼仔對於跟大王相似這件事看來並不討厭，又或是他並不是個小器的人，所以反應才會如此溫和，讓氣氛也變得歡樂起來，他更說笑道：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTXY4RIvZ7
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtoAp5AUYN
「可能真係有D似啦，不過我只係純種漢人，同佢唔同，我無法國血統都成個混血兒咁樣，咁講法我算唔算係天生麗質啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysB2GRCxBE
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMHu1hJw4C
超級駭客大笑兩聲，發揮爛口本色地說：「屌你老母，男人老狗乜撚野天生麗質啊！？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJbaRj6iiB
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA8q13mIHX
說罷全場鴉著無聲，不是因為超級駭客爛口，而是四眼仔的樣子……他重現戲中「大王啤著黑仔」那經典鏡頭中的大王表情，雙眼瞪得超大，而且異常凶狠，看來想殺人一樣，不發半聲，啤著超級駭客足足五秒之久。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYFVC3MVIe
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE827ZZXuBE
超級駭客當然也顯得不知所措，不過他沒有戲中黑仔的勇氣，半句話都不敢說，在雙眼流露出巨大的恐懼。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG7fd0U6Fi
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzrD2zaNVt
然後四眼仔指著超級駭客，以平靜又強硬的語氣教訓道：「你估屌人老母唔洗負出代價既咩？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrawSnMN3j
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFnNAnUQ7r
又是一個經典的鏡頭再現，即使有人跟我說他是大王本人，我都不會有半分懷疑。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvWXgKjEUG
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JpcUIUTJW
雖然知道四眼仔是有心搞笑，不過那霸氣可是貨真價實的，所以說完這句話後，在座都沒有人敢再說話。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT8Dciuua0
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnuGciMmfO
直至四眼仔笑笑口，拍拍超級駭客膊頭問：「似唔似啊？」氣氛才變得比剛才更歡樂。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeYkKW5TP7
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyNuRq5ZPj
見完全沒有危險，簫風就繼續剛才的話題，問：「啊……原來大王係法國人黎架？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXHLWW7jaC
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrDjMWOkLQ
這個問題實在白痴得無極限，賣魚勝立即說：726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9cdVcuDEq
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MnSKQAYre
「中法混血兒啊，你係咪智障，你見過有鬼佬會生到成個中國人咁樣既咩？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrBsqTZOGV
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WdVyS2q8s
見賣魚勝手持著開著的智能電話，我就知道他說的應該沒有錯，因為它肯定正開著維基，確認宋本中身份的正確性。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a9o4oJtXs
726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFIuxGGjkt
簫風以無知少年特有的語氣說：「我點知喎，Sadmin話有法國血統，我咪……」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1EeTh26uh
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聽到這裡，我就站起來離席，聽這樣的對話根本就是浪費時間，不如到船頭吹吹海風更實際。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3KLYA0LOQ
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不過船不太大，要走到船頭路程雖短，但不容易，因為船實在搖晃得有點強。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0KzoPVmtS
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我努力穩著腳步，一步一步慢慢邁向船頭，在通向船頭的出入口，我看到鴨利洲已經離我們不太遠了，而且它所帶來的空氣還是與昔日一樣，十分有親切感，是一種清風的香氣。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgOz7jlmlp
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扶著船上的扶手前進，我差不多已經走出那寬闊的出入口，下一秒放手，我就能體驗站在船頭的快感。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8vFlRtRTw
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讓我帶領巴別塔光明會展開『勇破間諜網』的第一步！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSTEF9iNC3
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