826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7Ux4YoPPR
中午時份，我和鄭多燕在一所高級餐廳吃了一個豐富的午餐，由於我們都是中國人，因此侍應生對我們特別好招呼，最後這一餐盛惠二百二十美圓，單是打賞的貼士我就給了二十美圓，錢，當然是鄭多燕的。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnyoePC2MA
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLTQk5dYy8
鄭多燕之後帶我到了一座六層高建築物的頂層單位，她按門鈴，沒多久有一把操普通話的男聲應門！屌你老母，又是普通話？又是Big Six人？難道香港人真的和Big Six人有緣嗎？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkHe2Gy0c2
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56ixJQLCC5
男人說：「社會主義好！(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoml881DtR
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoWVmnRazd
鄭多燕答：「共產黨萬歲！(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LMB2Mcz5O
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra627Xhh1q
門打開，是暗號嗎？男人讓我們進去，屌你老母，我終於明白這個男人為什麼叫托洛斯基，因為他真的和托洛斯基長得一模一樣……826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48uB87LVKM
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzGOYW8pOe
至於托洛斯基的長相是怎樣，自己去Google搜尋一下吧，如果大家還找到的話。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia5AXNsUmf
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ9gNVgFAm
是的，是一模一撚樣，簡直是複製人一樣的相似程度。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsksDSiWRj
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyR8kmIMpm
那是一間非常普通的房子，住上任何人都可以的「萬能Key」，在這裏住了一個托洛斯基當然沒有任何奇怪的地方。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM7vPm125M
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B2cOeyFXD
「托洛斯基？(普通話)」我問。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH4p12mCFl
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoYsuqMiKk
「Yes！I am Leon Trotsky，any problem？」托洛斯基答。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEeQFF51Gi
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpInRCCiiyQ
「中國人？西方人？(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZwi8QAQ0e
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYabaox0Tb
「中俄混血兒，原藉河南。其實我是中國人？這麼爛的普通話……香港人？(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKUxMvwx5z
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH5bHr2MyU
「是的，我是香港人！我的名字叫陳錦波！(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5IXvzxWWQ
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYJTpLWK8x
「好名！好名！好名！大家都是中國人，一家人來的！(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmx0jUa7Gb
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumEHwAgkln
如果可以的話，我想說「調理農務蘭花系！乜撚野一家人呀，中國人係中國人，香港人係香港人，屌你老母！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8WFaUOShF
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqZv9m38EC
鄭多燕說：「是時候了，你可以把一切秘密告訴他知道！(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoHP3wizN7
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3Y0kWICKq
托洛斯基坐在一張發霉的殘舊皮沙發上，對鄭多燕說：「他可以相信嗎？XX，你應該知道事情的嚴重性……這是關乎整個世界的大事件啊！萬一他洩漏了出去，不單是我和你會沒命，甚至會有三、四十萬人會為我們而死，你考慮清楚了沒有？(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwkL2D18od
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmXj48dtxt
「三、四十萬人會為我們而死？」我想著，吞了一口口水。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjg1a3dJlP
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqfkm8qAe5
鄭多燕大力點頭，這下點頭，連帶著她的大奶子也震上一震。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvZXUQoPxA
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfdDxIh66u
這剎那，我看見托洛斯基正看著鄭多燕暴乳燃燒顫動的奶子。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5FzAsIR6f
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCvZlRXrqm
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFArOtPVwh
「你……(普通話)」托洛斯基指著我說：「陳先生，請你坐下來，接下來的幾分鐘，你將會知道一個凡人永遠沒法理解的驚世大秘密，我希望你有心理準備，OK？我知道，如果一個人沒有這種心理準備，一下子接觸到這個秘密，會有兩種反應，第一種是不知所措，大腦像是關上了開關一樣，一下子不能思考，進入『呆』這種狀態……(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1UlZZxmDA
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssMNk5Ckwp
我坐下在托洛斯基對面，說：「第二種呢？(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvkBS6akmW
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEkvaYsTB3
托洛斯基托一托他那副溥儀眼鏡，以非常非常認真的語氣說：「痴撚左線！(廣東話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO3mgFvKJM
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHnY8QTxED
「嗯？你識講白話既？」我說。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoVfSNISzV
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppqWQqV3gt
「我精通十七種語言，坦白告訴你，我其實是一個學者，我是美國哈…哈……哈佛大學的天體物理學博士！(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFOYFZjJkI
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3ORuoeWmQ
「哈…哈……哈佛大學？(普通話)」我說。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsfdzosBva
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i7Lkwyp9I
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS4rlvvgzw
這時候鄭多燕步入了一間房，臨走前說：「你們好好地談，托洛斯基，把一切都告訴他！我相信外星人也快要來了……(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftOaF98K5x
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGks6yK9Iz
托洛斯基凝重地點頭，然後高度集中凝視著我說：「你預備好了沒有？(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDThS9rXcm
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnghaVyoOm
開場白太長了，我說：「請你開始，我現在是一隻空杯子，什麼驚天秘密也盛戴得下！(普通話)」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPmwCPgGpO
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGMqHBuIR9
房子內的氣氛一下子彷彿高了八度。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsL7ldM4jSU
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiydIMsLb2
「一切都要從魚柳包開始……(普通話)」托洛斯基眉頭一皺，娓娓道來。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NfqPNmydE
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN9kTmADec
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlkRlWxVBt
「荷里活有間大酒店，三個肥婆學踢波！學踢波！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzivlrxDsYJ
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ebrk1Hfy8
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlo0uzKlPg
是尹光鈴聲！仆街！就在這時候，我的I phone響起來。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO9RJlCWxl
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgSGMif5dI
「Sorry！Sorry！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhlgvyBZ8c
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD6rggeaBO
「喂？邊位？」我掏出I phone接聽。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns8MuXA0iY
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqsSY9s4Dm
「……………………………」沒有回應，生存多年的直覺讓我有點急燥起來，開始不由自主地猜測對方的身份：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuxtIZ5o6Y
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqewH2xDoO
「阿志？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU2YJzdAbC
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmytMjP5gv
「………………………」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEzcce4mN1
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiotEgLNEdc
「小紅？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgHeABp5DE
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4t33gJd59
「……………………………」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD7AT2IzWG
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR9X5qXGug
除了這兩人外，還有誰會打給我？想來想去，居然就只有他們兩人，不禁讓我有點落寞。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepfCI5is67
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG6BzJWMnP
但我的身體好像還記得一個人，而且自作主張地吐出他的名字：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY7He9WNIo
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtwaPv8piS
「阿……權？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNvYku4tac
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJpVmkz38x
「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……………………」對方好像聽到我說出一個完滿答案一樣，安心地掛線。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGniy1pb78s
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF0Zn7ekfB
難道是阿權打來嗎！？不可能！我明明已經大約十日前在深圳親手把他殺掉了！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHTQ8FvrGP
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLESTA6ehc
這剎我腦內彷彿被鈍物重重打擊一下，心臟也似從胸膛裡跳出來，一股暈眩迅速無情地侵襲。
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDO72HJsZc
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxWt3l134W
