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中午時份,我和鄭多燕在一所高級餐廳吃了一個豐富的午餐,由於我們都是中國人,因此侍應生對我們特別好招呼,最後這一餐盛惠二百二十美圓,單是打賞的貼士我就給了二十美圓,錢,當然是鄭多燕的。888Please respect copyright.PENANAHy8NtZ4y6T
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鄭多燕之後帶我到了一座六層高建築物的頂層單位,她按門鈴,沒多久有一把操普通話的男聲應門!屌你老母,又是普通話?又是Big Six人?難道香港人真的和Big Six人有緣嗎?888Please respect copyright.PENANAMrZwzfdE2Q
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男人說:「社會主義好!(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANACShi4RWRNu
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鄭多燕答:「共產黨萬歲!(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAztOZBqs76M
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門打開,是暗號嗎?男人讓我們進去,屌你老母,我終於明白這個男人為什麼叫托洛斯基,因為他真的和托洛斯基長得一模一樣……888Please respect copyright.PENANAUNdUjMpeiu
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至於托洛斯基的長相是怎樣,自己去Google搜尋一下吧,如果大家還找到的話。888Please respect copyright.PENANAnma9Q6T5Sv
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是的,是一模一撚樣,簡直是複製人一樣的相似程度。888Please respect copyright.PENANAaAvfrPWV5U
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那是一間非常普通的房子,住上任何人都可以的「萬能Key」,在這裏住了一個托洛斯基當然沒有任何奇怪的地方。888Please respect copyright.PENANARS8mzDhgma
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「托洛斯基?(普通話)」我問。888Please respect copyright.PENANAT1bgB1G70z
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「Yes!I am Leon Trotsky,any problem?」托洛斯基答。888Please respect copyright.PENANA7ovbQrR5KI
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「中國人?西方人?(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAqE9Wo3q2WQ
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「中俄混血兒,原藉河南。其實我是中國人?這麼爛的普通話……香港人?(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAkkka0mRhu4
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「是的,我是香港人!我的名字叫陳錦波!(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAq0klrBkIL8
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「好名!好名!好名!大家都是中國人,一家人來的!(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAnKROv1TjFx
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如果可以的話,我想說「調理農務蘭花系!乜撚野一家人呀,中國人係中國人,香港人係香港人,屌你老母!」888Please respect copyright.PENANAwOiPYepbxt
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鄭多燕說:「是時候了,你可以把一切秘密告訴他知道!(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAXPxfWlZuuD
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托洛斯基坐在一張發霉的殘舊皮沙發上,對鄭多燕說:「他可以相信嗎?XX,你應該知道事情的嚴重性……這是關乎整個世界的大事件啊!萬一他洩漏了出去,不單是我和你會沒命,甚至會有三、四十萬人會為我們而死,你考慮清楚了沒有?(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAdOmlGMHIbN
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「三、四十萬人會為我們而死?」我想著,吞了一口口水。888Please respect copyright.PENANAajcmeHTlrF
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鄭多燕大力點頭,這下點頭,連帶著她的大奶子也震上一震。888Please respect copyright.PENANAn44GPDRw4d
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這剎那,我看見托洛斯基正看著鄭多燕暴乳燃燒顫動的奶子。888Please respect copyright.PENANAPyvyrsEMIB
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「你……(普通話)」托洛斯基指著我說:「陳先生,請你坐下來,接下來的幾分鐘,你將會知道一個凡人永遠沒法理解的驚世大秘密,我希望你有心理準備,OK?我知道,如果一個人沒有這種心理準備,一下子接觸到這個秘密,會有兩種反應,第一種是不知所措,大腦像是關上了開關一樣,一下子不能思考,進入『呆』這種狀態……(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANABDqJGlq492
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我坐下在托洛斯基對面,說:「第二種呢?(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANA6DQq9lvNsB
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托洛斯基托一托他那副溥儀眼鏡,以非常非常認真的語氣說:「痴撚左線!(廣東話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAlySr3PI02S
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「嗯?你識講白話既?」我說。888Please respect copyright.PENANAj7irlcLls5
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「我精通十七種語言,坦白告訴你,我其實是一個學者,我是美國哈…哈……哈佛大學的天體物理學博士!(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAR7FAvrYSOG
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「哈…哈……哈佛大學?(普通話)」我說。888Please respect copyright.PENANATgbRzUiqBo
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這時候鄭多燕步入了一間房,臨走前說:「你們好好地談,托洛斯基,把一切都告訴他!我相信外星人也快要來了……(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAeWO9Josu4S
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托洛斯基凝重地點頭,然後高度集中凝視著我說:「你預備好了沒有?(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAxItV4HuVwc
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開場白太長了,我說:「請你開始,我現在是一隻空杯子,什麼驚天秘密也盛戴得下!(普通話)」888Please respect copyright.PENANAghSQDFMsAK
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房子內的氣氛一下子彷彿高了八度。888Please respect copyright.PENANACYmdFnRYHL
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「一切都要從魚柳包開始……(普通話)」托洛斯基眉頭一皺,娓娓道來。888Please respect copyright.PENANAx6UfJwKZmD
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「荷里活有間大酒店,三個肥婆學踢波!學踢波!」888Please respect copyright.PENANAqRc0QE576i
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是尹光鈴聲!仆街!就在這時候,我的I phone響起來。888Please respect copyright.PENANAzaaAv31uwh
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「Sorry!Sorry!」888Please respect copyright.PENANAxnkTQ3NH3F
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「喂?邊位?」我掏出I phone接聽。888Please respect copyright.PENANAi2IoiJz7wK
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「……………………………」沒有回應,生存多年的直覺讓我有點急燥起來,開始不由自主地猜測對方的身份:888Please respect copyright.PENANAgkvDnIS9gw
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「阿志?」888Please respect copyright.PENANAlscfR0y7Cb
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「小紅?」888Please respect copyright.PENANATwW8oIPrQK
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除了這兩人外,還有誰會打給我?想來想去,居然就只有他們兩人,不禁讓我有點落寞。888Please respect copyright.PENANAv76ge9yZbv
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但我的身體好像還記得一個人,而且自作主張地吐出他的名字:888Please respect copyright.PENANAuac9TXBPMB
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「阿……權?」888Please respect copyright.PENANAqPTQ8gM9nA
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……………………」對方好像聽到我說出一個完滿答案一樣,安心地掛線。888Please respect copyright.PENANAmpiXDqnwYZ
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難道是阿權打來嗎!?不可能!我明明已經大約十日前在深圳親手把他殺掉了!888Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9R7s6ELTr
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這剎我腦內彷彿被鈍物重重打擊一下,心臟也似從胸膛裡跳出來,一股暈眩迅速無情地侵襲。
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