Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHthuNvByNr
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxayEIOCzi
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW6J1uZEA5
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ6rjJA2S4
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZTUfEMkQz
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpzXGcfv0T
本來應該是這樣的。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZOZa2WdIb
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdFGpOnyzB
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UTLtbV9eq
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm5H13UwsC
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7U1Nl0yYm
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwwY6iTwpC
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQlUJosnBp
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw4OyfBMg9
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqiOdFSFx0
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBTq0NZt4C
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SYXJx7Ly8
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPALBkzlM6
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSMWWYlPjU
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj532NzEPM9
臉皮真厚。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVXf0bYajf
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwYUlQ1qPM
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kcPlnrjQ4
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRcAPKZV01
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTQhlGPKus
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGkfm3pQYq
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBSlUAL2Na
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphIcH177oC
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgyHvVjYEo
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfQ9sg9sJ4
說得好！798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtuS3jJB31
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtb8963RdM
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFCbWYFNrn
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCX9XChLyM
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZOWBD0Gbr
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmlL09vTyt
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL45Y3KV81
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CegbQlHMe
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpKV1TACvn
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL9eIaxeTw
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ0All5rsZ
看到他們倆的眼神……798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFclK4OXh8
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ChMunlncV
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeW5vbpd1F
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5TFdUgXxq
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1PEn02zGV
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCanisjKLB
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv72tjBvud4
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD2Psn3GfU
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAbL76kLUN
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4TAc8DAaM
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaE7JiKJA7
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe4Udvcno9
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczYJ1x5Dbg
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka2xfPR5OP
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL8sk6dkw5
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZQbsayFK7
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUSCfpzFqp
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5vIajPqzJ
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Rjmfarqe0
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2vvc7tksL
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFIzagvVcm
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl7u7ZP9MF
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T80MmgFZ8
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA7CIFuVVF
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrRz6Yh7j6
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OABAYA2Xd
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ9rP29QjF
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLb3T9aajh
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJZxJZilN4
「我都記得係咁啊。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqeR5JqOE3
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoX5Ne3cmD
「係囉，係囉。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRNq09SkqO
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1LIlgl2Jx
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuxT8czlX5
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBsRbjIZHc
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmuKukUHTB
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt426WCohRr
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCsaAFGcJ7
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXmbepDmOR
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl0yZzFBAR
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC29V10Anu
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOs0qh3eVC
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yPR0MKYUu
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONVmbIpm8G
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX0XNX03E4
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSRuzs6qz6
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8GDRkJuEe
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH0GTslt9g
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCQ05cEBdc
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFOquFbsT6
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjDm2mC8U5
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhlBugxXfn
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67V359x9nU
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N5u3NBlo8
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC6vYqR97X
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kZrtmaR5E
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45bzGRprFy
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6Zhb7NJix
798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9BTdkr871
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。798Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6qYRxKBfs
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