Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsbuTHZJPR
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOaiAfyA4i
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN9WGHLWLE
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5YjiDzprX
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD4aXZvzyO
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMaLrVJdqv
本來應該是這樣的。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0YpC8BzgC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFuXbVpHwI
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ992fpG6iRc
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrir2gaOyPt
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtypRhlkciC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosyuomg3M8
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwI0oswhEj
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUWrb7Kk5i
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmNRH7m16i
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdm6dLuyqR
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVZqg4Wiu5
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXjMuXwXDO
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcpk3ZEiNC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfFEV7oGTW
臉皮真厚。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJNO9buWjH
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6z2JE0YyT
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32IIWZLYPj
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyDzorYqso
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SmA3ITM3s
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YaNqUsxVK
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgDipPd1qx
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx1XPgxrV9
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMv9yqS9Ct
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEty5qNOVL
說得好！878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LMpuPAAon
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnnPDwH00Y
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhpf86aECp
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2lvDv1kri
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStQhl7PBMf
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAQeyhoX42
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4H49n9uf8
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbguUqnCksi
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ5hdeyMz6
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5WshF6fb4
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vHN6YdAA5
看到他們倆的眼神……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExCRQcYaSE
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhk0OyFJVC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRncoa544y0
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSCjpNOmYt
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvnckIDqs3
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLsv4053ub
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17uvdCgyBc
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QCnh7piBX
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tEyHxCNtm
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthkNEao2sl
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecu5y5hhYi
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUujk0Oy9ov
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHelgndgd4Q
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfdjVTv2uq
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvW7COBe56
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBko24rdNB
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MRTRQKU3c
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnoax2qMWI
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQDy03HUnR
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcQegcJZnK
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe0hUW6Odp
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87334ds74j
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqZNIrZnwf
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzSBvdSR5E
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfKf9oa1nK
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW7XJeVWnC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sjerdA0QE
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f6xRBL5Md
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYrvmcXiie
「我都記得係咁啊。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBnaAQW4pr
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwf4TJCLAz
「係囉，係囉。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo88vm6EEx8
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7O88fPRiK
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTXMwaWgv1
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5faZ7tHZV9
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESEoRBbXqH
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyYfRD8YP7
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4WnZgMCNg
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sFcwroOdn
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTzegkjLxn
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbSQjh4vZ9
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssuXxCLspn
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla4ZAMmk3H
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfLxjJ6Ia4
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zucp6Tm77
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqKcd21tua
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLAPMTGzKu
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrdXFslBPf
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tS8WF28i7
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr22XtikWxz
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnBEppsuY1
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0i1K104Hpz
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqB2xFOcNz
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlwkXVFRpo
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW63HuXLuc
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l1nDwRdGY
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5R1axT6Dv
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLwhweENG5
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxppKi3oZOs
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUGs9QX5zI
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