Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYNU7c3wCF
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唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SVWbj2ozR
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坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYUwVkZSYR
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本來應該是這樣的。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwam21gH8ee
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「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0hhjalBWO
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4omheTEe4B
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTRdPCHcq5
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就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgq46dI9hi
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但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89aGQ9xNwQ
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p2yclsls0
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpH61ZPHdl
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClZrkye0LS
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5lifij57w
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臉皮真厚。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8IlGgLprE
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcziGVnZOy
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27KvQbVKAC
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNdIPvVn6u
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIsCxRRMxR
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5DRPQ4ycP
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFteiok5jJ3
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYjeqgTN0A
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKllDwkb8j
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說得好！844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6nT2vxg4h
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNpYT1sPlK
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMBuSuVxwn
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「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwILgVh9s8q
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY26oL45W4E
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9hRkIPLLd
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也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviBrKdDsmV
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看到他們倆的眼神……844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0e5S0cQQv
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唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vxP8ij1aY
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「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQBPennmCx
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經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdYvnjn4E9
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「你都發現到依個問題啊？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoQvaCLU96
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94mYzzzMBi
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ozt6EtDrO
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c47R7aYN3
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlhti7pKRo
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「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhmDJiAUZQ
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為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1QmjeK961
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經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0F4XU22yn
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雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT6ar1OIrG
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原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkhcmq2m13
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7rX4ZX6pG
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasJsMpOJNZ
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4GibQ6FlF
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL0cBLh9g2
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfFLCFOujp
「我都記得係咁啊。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGfW7pD8e7
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU32B5SUNu
「係囉，係囉。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRpIgqqPRG
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt06t4O5R8h
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ajKaxngg9
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「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYpVywV9V1
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Hjul2UhJ
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEndI36ENC
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「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi452BXi6fd
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4DVRgY1y9
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7EVFONYjy
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0EP45chqK
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYdETNe9RM
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrpx8Ng9Rm
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIs4qVlesG
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5voj0X80ht
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDNRzQ7tyk
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYcCtLRf6t
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJjO7Ei2Q7
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURMXQytLra
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjk8s6lY5E8
844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPrQhCNIOS
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMZsTEEamd
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雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fsmkiA8sA
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他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。844Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2mAD2zOHi
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