Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NgenLJOlq
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEHM3R1zXj
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsnzZsxTbB
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVzFsnJ7D0
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0iEkouomy
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EB3tR8AZA
本來應該是這樣的。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumPg5WV2ey
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY2q06DM30
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThS18hpy3N
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx6oWoo5Ki
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaoe41U6ew
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就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68b5PhcxHS
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8GhX8VBTW
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9Pc5jA8l9
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjm2es5kbe
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk5umJBWDR
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMYzfO9DEU
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMTU2kZN3e
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ076H0Kfc29
臉皮真厚。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG3b9m3z5z
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPRpvTDGD3
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurLxLWCsiD
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxxhs2U3b7
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEg2FxOmpt
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gt9ImicUn
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvoUPMlb3b
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcpYO0r8Pu
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ05Si9rLLx
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFERFaZ7jhp
說得好！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDQSvTgT70
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaWqlel3c3
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtO7MKfkJQ
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MeSmXqBKx
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiLftCAuxz
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxneELqPfLw
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidkkGUO1C6
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlozTj3JA3l
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJmaemsD7S
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNCLdQW0tb
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bMmXBsUNi
看到他們倆的眼神……826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyltN1Xal2
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6Kv3j4Wwu
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyund2j0hw
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczx0Qi0a7b
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu31H2X1j1Z
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qv9wUY9Tp
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaJzClIqxU
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljwImpgBuv
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIgABJQ7QU
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyee91C8zAV
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclpAtl7fPy
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGY3UjCv1H
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1McSDcMDA
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE0g0aphMT
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB3NW6XXHi
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD098JjXlPG
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqsNgYIL6I
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl39Scf72r5
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtObfHi4rbg
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWxL9bw3Pb
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVfnSg5sbL
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpY7Xt6mfh
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5hThMLOZb
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUG1ed1W67L
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd753Dz1Sbi
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P8vyitwf4
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0TYr7cgza
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dGnHyb28F
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64A0GSRQxx
「我都記得係咁啊。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjzWL09ytS
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t1B013VCE
「係囉，係囉。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbAqxRT3xW
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw09OflmpY
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa3sU4dhDV
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRRbdvqkxk
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXiiwYWkug
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpTANdshE0
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLSxAhv3Q9
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gZO6HwN7T
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKQ4v5lVAu
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbqVBWCQXd
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaGWDoemmi
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnlUqjoPIf
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJl1jxjd0L
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonJ4i9mjiN
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l3kbBMD5c
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sc3faStR1
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKmyHyUoiF
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgxL149OSL
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AYb0ptEKg
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqF40lzz7r0
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lRRLJZlol
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSaZO2Np6m
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX2jW3yJ0A
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSDqWYJ7Mk
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWOZ7Zp8FM
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptJgVbrfjj
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6syp49wjIv
826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVE1lt71jp
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3nekqop8G
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