離開我所出生的醫院後，走過兩個街口，便到達一個巴士站。事前我已經考慮過，自己正身處在黃大仙，要找私立醫院的話，近在九龍塘已有一所，要找公立的話，就要去到觀塘或是油麻地。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fKfW2lC02
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK9zrtUtmx
基於我並不喜歡觀塘這個地方，而且自小已多次出入過油麻地廣華醫院，自問方向感不是特別好，地圖又看不明白，以免人生路不熟，所以一下子便決定了去向。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0PnV7un3z
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV8pW9seEf
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDv7VkVxV6
我乘上一架往佐敦的紅VAN，沿途沒經過隧道，也沒有發生什麼怪事，就是一場普通不過的車程。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1olXLwUE60
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnoigaXSBW
小時候，我對紅VAN這種交通工具並沒有什麼好感，因為有人對此加以一個「飛天棺材」之美喻，自己又親眼見過，駕車的大多都是看起來不懷好意的紋身佬，而且駕駛風格急進野蠻，所以家人總是乘坐地鐵與巴士。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuAAA06O2h
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyio0ApKU9
根本沒機會實在接觸紅VAN的我，收集大量謠言，再加入創作力量同幻想，便得出一些結論……758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhx86JumKea
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfYdJKSrAn
紅VAN是一種壞人與江湖人士專用的交通工具，間中還會用來載劫匪去打劫，更有傳說紅VAN會把人帶到去一個所有人類都消失的地方，使我從此對它退避幾分。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsCkWqJEFb
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrXNU3Q7Yg
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSHUQVnXfO
直至中一時期，一次打算與阿輝和阿熹出旺角買點東西，在樓下巧遇剛放工的波叔，看來他應該空閒得要死，一聽我們要出外，就「知會」一聲要跟著來，然後本來乘巴士的行程就被毀滅了，全因他的一句：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRcOwgkoIT
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidKSfCQdGK
「搭乜撚野巴士丫，又慢又「澳」到仆街，出到去都暈陀陀喇，重睇邊撚度有精神睇野啊！拿，跟撚住我黎搭紅VAN啦，男人老狗搭乜野巴士丫，屌，都戇鳩鳩既。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2dSzpJTng
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5nIPxQngn
那個年紀，誰又懂得拒絕人？對方還要是個霸氣十足的老江湖啊！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz9sQRxZyu
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax8odc3nJX
一直拒絕紅VAN這種邪惡交通工具的我，被迫乘坐的初體驗，實在記憶深刻，畢生難忘，恐怕連失憶也不能將這個慘痛的回憶消滅。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILSd88Ppf3
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8kM0SOV3m
那時候，我覺得自己是初次與黑暗勢力接觸，更以為波叔是個不得了的黑道中人，因為在我的概念裡，有資格上紅VAN的人，都定必非常黑暗。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMgyV2488t
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweKek06tlD
上到車，第一件事是什麼？我問你，第一件事會是做什麼？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jX4NRPfGX
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nUvlVl4fm
當然是付車費啦！要是在巴士忘記了的話，司機都會責罵一番然後把你趕下車吧？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG8urccnqb
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS71aLWw8Y
如果在黑暗的紅VAN上忘了的話，後果會是怎樣…我真的不敢想像！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEgPzchKZc
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20yWjcnd1x
我連忙取出八達通，打算快快手「嘟」一下了事。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2Hf8GHyos
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLteieALic
可是……！？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3G6W0sSqP
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx9Z4RlJ7M
八達通機呢！？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4BmMdZWta
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCPtMZrJyl
找不到這個，讓我極度不知所措，一股熱流直湧上頭部，緊接著是強烈的暈眩，還有種作嘔的感覺……怎辦好！？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0WdhLfgjn
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVW3otetSm
怎辦好！？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NFCYk7ase
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zBO9f1M6m
我已冷靜不來，心想要現已前無去路，後有波叔，要是不做點什麼，被那個口叼香煙，兩臂皆有紋身的司機撲殺，也非什麼怪事。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyT2NuMnfr
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3MI6z7P1l
在我腦海只想到兩件事，一是逃生，二是對不起老豆老母，我還不想死啊！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8Zs1RAtGl
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN7Kif9v9e
是壞的情況下，我還想過反正已洗濕了頭，一於先發制人將司機殺死再逃走！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADswO8O4gs
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC2tmmUsNS
「喂，靚仔，你發羊吊啊，快D啦！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lxvV8skdt
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhVAuSF7Ga
司機催束一下，使我更加緊張，正想埋怨：「我搵唔到部八達通機啊！點算啊！」的時候，就被波叔用力一推，將我帶回現實世界。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ076a4beXJW
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlBUBccgld
用力很準，一下子就將我推到出口旁的裡座位，然後輕鬆地坐在我旁，緊接而來的阿熹與阿輝都很輕鬆都找我後面的空位置坐下。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS3s5uU923
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoYjs3OzSq
「屌你老母你磨乜撚野啊，想比人屌啊？」波叔小聲地責怪我，但我仍困在一個疑惑之中，原來紅VAN是免費的嗎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkIeQYGx7L
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCzQiNJPqG
還是說事後要做什麼黑暗的非法行為作代價？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFvI7Gs0uO
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CfdNomZVs
為什麼阿熹與阿輝能夠泰然自若地坐下！？難道他們也是老江湖嗎！？原來我活在一個黑暗圈子而不自知！？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMohSvf63D
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJboHO1ybWF
嗯…這應該是兩個疑惑吧…算了，別斟酌在這種小事上吧，總之現在我就如坐針氈，苦惱不已，還有極度的不自在！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IAVg095dV
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz8sySiKDl
「喂，你聽唔聽到我講野啊！？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklAEoSyaL5
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNt81mSG4Q
見我呆若木雞，波叔加重語氣質問道。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisRVTrTEzj
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡou1MsQYbYo
我聽罷隔了兩秒才敢反應：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT1JPUKzSm
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmTvjtQuM2
「啊……我呢……我…想問下……唔洗「嘟」八達通……既咩？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSflxpbOaZ
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeZAl8mJ9y
波叔報以一個如見弱智的驚奇表情，凝著我兩秒，然後嘴角失守，呆滯地笑了兩聲，用教導兩歲小孩的話氣跟我說：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUwBVQrAKM
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJtjiu5WYO
「傻鳩，落車比錢嫁。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw7ys1gI9T
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ail5xi5hi
「但…但係點解無……八達通機……咁點比錢啊？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJZFTHHMyd
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxMuzBzKsh
我將手中裝有八達通的黑色尼龍布小銀包抓得緊一緊，異常不安地反問。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgN20IvODU
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBioCi5WPDq
見我的表情，他笑得更失控，再繼續以之前的語氣向我解釋：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8Alk2o9nn
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXvC4YmwBa
「收現金嫁，小朋友，你唔係無搭過紅VAN啊？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScoPQqAxCu
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP2hErlDd3
我猶豫一下，猛力點頭。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUE72IuMEu
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWfij1sI50
「屌…你老母…嘿嘿……我真係比你玩死，原來一個人戇鳩起上黎…真係無極限嫁……屌……哈哈哈哈哈……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ6lKMx8Zo
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHrLuXdfc6
見波叔笑得失態，我開始懷疑一直以來對紅VAN的定義是否有錯，便問過究竟：758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHoRahaHBo
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYC1paTyzz
「波叔……你係唔係黑社會黎…？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6Lw5ypg61
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tyVGPSCIw
他的瞬速收起笑容，目露凶光地瞪著我，看來背後的阿熹與阿輝聽後也深感錯愕，把對話停下來，不敢說半句話。本來已被紅VAN霸氣震撼得縮成一團，還未放鬆下來的我，更嚇得差點尿出來。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyxfEB604A
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFSXsLrXeE
波叔用手握著我小小的腦袋，看來頭要被扭斷了！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhHPaOqaQF
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOMh7Gzzcd
「波哥……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjhqUt8jRj
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFJs2vVMJW
這是什麼殺人前用的術語嗎……！？我嚇得不敢說半句話，大腦閃出小時候的種種回憶，這就是走馬燈嗎……？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJYgFT6Kl4
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK3PeaRI6z
尿是忍住的，但淚卻禁不住落下，連帶鼻水一起。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YrMdRHkJv
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGRgm85Uju
「我而家三十未過五，邊撚度有可能叫阿叔……我警告你，叫我波哥。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6ftwtkGK5
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcX4SEuKnk
他認真地說道。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFNaks5LSZ
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlF7EijxDw
我卻交不出任何反應，只是眼鼻水俱下，呆呆地望著他。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ2THezwNn
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gKRH9G25U
不是因為我問他黑社會的事，所以要殺我滅口嗎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8SCep2tBG
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukVHCkPetb
解除那看似開玩笑的怒氣，焦點回到我這副怪模樣，他卻反被嚇了一驚，那個驚奇樣子，之後我只見過幾冷，分別是一次電視機爆炸、阿熹亂買的賽馬爆冷、以及支持球隊連敗三球。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNynceh8FuZ
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxwIPOoAU2
只是一個驚青小子，被小小的殺氣眼神嚇得淚流滿面罷了，有必要這麼驚奇嗎！？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapbh99YG8z
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKEhgEfzC6
真的小題大作！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwikhbgGwBF
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uiV3CAoii
不過…因為搭紅VAN而嚇得半死的傢伙沒資格這樣說吧…？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQdZnlCfmW
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKKxFrJGcp
也罷，看到他對於黑社會的問題沒什麼負面反應，我的心沉沉地定了下來，然後……就是一種強烈的噁心感。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOib9mdtDu
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7uiyBYsQX
看我面有難色，他瞬速反應，順手將我的頭推出窗外，讓馬路拉出一條長長的嘔吐物路徑，幸好旁邊無車同行，要不我已經成了一隻無頭鬼。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv16vCrAx9
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy32i9hlr2
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBuVAZijFN
事後我偷偷問阿熹紅VAN的問題，才知道它並非什麼江湖人士專用車，也不會將人載到一個沒有人類的世界，比起紋身人，一些西裝友更加壞事做盡，一切都只是小學吹水文化中常見「愈吹愈大」的產物。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj3aT7ynP9
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpDltGfgTE
其實紅VAN就只是一種機動性強的點對點交通工具，與其他巴士，地鐵或電車一樣，只要有錢，普通人也能隨意乘搭。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡour58YG4TS
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6OE8sJGn3
爾後，因這次慘痛的經歷，天資聰敏的我深深明白到，要是盡信謠言，不加以思考，分析與證實，總有一日會出事，小則自取奇辱，大則引火自焚。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlNpDdYYR9
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Ow8CAKcL
深謀遠慮，行事謹慎的「新．周壯志」就此誕生！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFMTP0K44H
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9VcrPACHi
758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI5mFVX3sk
