即使已經戴上耳筒,一段煩擾的電音前奏還是突破了大耳牛的防線,如喃嘸佬一樣的噪音隨後而來,能夠發出這種毫無品味可言的電音喃嘸,大概就只有K-pop吧。我的大腦如被電擊一樣,思路被硬硬地堵截。708Please respect copyright.PENANANTrGkR9ba4
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怪不得近來腦殘愈來愈多,我看就是因為這種東西的流行吧。708Please respect copyright.PENANAk5Obs3v63M
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剛剛我想到哪裡!?他媽的…我的思路就這樣被切斷,忘記了一件重要的往事,一條重要的線索!708Please respect copyright.PENANABqkqfhuoxT
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然後一堆人從不知何處走出來,把我的眼球吸引過去,更加讓我放下對那條線索的執著。708Please respect copyright.PENANAGP2YNBWcXJ
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他們都穿著一件黃色T-Shirt,在心口印有大大的白色「LK」,「LK」就是代表我們「力奇電訊」的簡寫。708Please respect copyright.PENANAtDrWfZC6nD
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究竟誰印出這麼嘔心的T-Shirt,然後迫一大群人穿上?那傢伙腦袋進水嗎?誰看到這個場面會感到高興啊!?708Please respect copyright.PENANAUMAGalxda0
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看到他們保持隊形地走,做著一致的動作,我想不到什麼振奮人心的事,在我眼中,他們根本就是一班喪心病狂的邪教徒!708Please respect copyright.PENANAby677khdHM
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這群傢伙,那些音樂,那種氣氛,真的令人毛骨悚然。708Please respect copyright.PENANA02PF564WTU
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直到他們不知叫完什麼口號之後,氣氛才有所緩和。708Please respect copyright.PENANAwwQBvVEldb
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接著,他們開始手舞足蹈。大多也動作生硬,強顏歡笑,看起來終於正常點。708Please respect copyright.PENANAOCjucWgSmW
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雖然音樂很難聽,但配合他們的舞與表情,看起來根本就在活演:「口裡說好,身體卻在說謊」,總算有點樂趣。708Please respect copyright.PENANAOfvNJzhcAj
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在其中,有個三人組合非常引我注目,在他們三個中間位置,是一個踏入中年、經常擺出一副臭臉的四眼TB,我想牠應該想用定型啫喱把頭髮拉成一個皇冠,但結果卻失敗,髮型變得與《叮噹》裡的「阿福」一模一樣,配合那白色膠框眼鏡,一看就知是人渣中的極品。708Please respect copyright.PENANAL27tl4Gna2
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我肯定牠屬於是那種毫無生產力,又喜歡擔大旗的垃圾。708Please respect copyright.PENANAgYqNcAjnAy
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我初到現場時,見牠總是對某些疑似屬自己分店的人呼呼喝喝「喂!」「阿邊個!阿邊個!」就知道這一點了。708Please respect copyright.PENANASXtWL4v9f8
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然後,剛剛牠還扮作親切地呼喚一個比我資深一點的IT部同事:「阿仔!」708Please respect copyright.PENANAhY3NEaKlNs
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目的是為了修理一盞燈。708Please respect copyright.PENANAEMGQZzt6fg
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唉……有時我不禁想,我們這種人在其他人眼中究竟是什麼?電工?還是裝修佬?還是雜工?708Please respect copyright.PENANARf1yTX3ig6
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要是我就會這樣回覆:「邊個係你個仔啊!食屎狗!依D野咁簡單既野,就用下你個死人屎忽腦自己搞惦佢啦!」708Please respect copyright.PENANAA2XXHcD8rD
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但那同事還是乖乖的為牠做事,最後發現原來那盞燈一直也沒插電掣。708Please respect copyright.PENANAgBSmkqoZ4T
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再次讓我見識到何謂「ON 9無極限」。708Please respect copyright.PENANA0sAP3zK9I6
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現在牠表現得異常興奮,比在場任何一人更加投入,不停地揮動過短的四肢,搖動手上兩個沙鎚。這動作配搭那件黃色T-Shirt,活像我小時候見過的中古玩具沙鎚馬騮。708Please respect copyright.PENANATeCb4Vx4ov
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但分別就在於玩具的發條能量用完就會停下來,而牠沒有發條,所以永遠都會繼續……708Please respect copyright.PENANAuf1tgKrcsP
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看牠的投入程度,就知「LK」T-Shirt十成九也是牠的主意吧。708Please respect copyright.PENANAmzkeUGngHD
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接著在牠旁邊的兩人我並不認識,但一看外表就知是百分百純類毒男,兩人一左一右,一肥一瘦,兩個都表現得異常為難,馬虎地隨四眼TB,懶散地擺動晃動手上的沙鎚。708Please respect copyright.PENANAs0ccvHUmv1
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左邊較胖那個,因為T-Shirt呎碼不對而顯得非常貼身,像個豐滿的大檸檬,但那張容納著小小五官的大臉就紅得像蕃茄一樣,原因是尷尬還是悲憤則不得而知。708Please respect copyright.PENANAxqbGoFpDgy
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而右邊瘦得很可憐那個,T-Shirt就大得很過份,留著一頭蓋眼的長黑髮,配上鬆散的衣服,好像一梳菲律賓香蕉。708Please respect copyright.PENANAIdTWNnvm0z
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有個疑問,怎麼兩人不把衣服交換穿呢?708Please respect copyright.PENANAcqGnMrPVWr
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四眼TB間中見檸檬和香蕉的動作不夠投入,就會鞭策一下,現在更抓著檸檬的雙手,似是玩木偶公仔一樣,香蕉見狀即偷偷愈走愈開,為免成為下一個受害者,幸好四眼TB正樂在其中,沒有理會他。708Please respect copyright.PENANAXwOPytiLw7
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檸檬沒有反抗,蕃茄臉一樣紅但垂下來,看來似是一具來自童話的死屍被一隻馬騮拉出來耍樂一樣,配合背景的煩人K-pop音樂,整個觀感非常滑稽。708Please respect copyright.PENANATyvBP0n7LT
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四眼TB一放手,檸檬失去平衡跌倒,作為凶手的牠沒有出手幫助,反而因此笑得變了個滾地葫蘆,看來這傢伙根本就未進化,我肯定牠是一隻馬騮。708Please respect copyright.PENANAsjMlDXaSMX
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「喂,志仔,做得慣唔慣啊?」708Please respect copyright.PENANAYIfN4q2F8l
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一把高音得有點像公雞的男性聲音向我詢問,使我頓時失措。708Please respect copyright.PENANAYqHv1cPGtl
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我可是在期待著那檸檬何時爆發,痛打馬騮一頓,好讓我能高興一下。708Please respect copyright.PENANAv7jNNoErDh
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其實一聽到那獨特的聲音,我已知聲音主人是誰,連忙脫下耳筒,帶著微笑回頭道:708Please respect copyright.PENANAHg0ILRjvFk
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「慣啊,多謝你關照啊,Simon哥。」708Please respect copyright.PENANAuBvv8ZlhoM
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Simon就是我舅父的朋友,是個「看起來」的老好人,也是這家公司的人事部經理,就是他介紹我進這家公司工作,我應該恨他的,但我並沒有,因為真正的原凶是我老母。708Please respect copyright.PENANAlbmBfTkHvt
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他是一個一年四季都戴著帽的人,看起來應該五十多歲,帽子裡不是什麼祕密,就是一個寸草不生的肉色小山坡,他本人也不覺得有什麼羞恥,帽子已經成為了他的標誌,因為公司帶帽的人實在不多,敢戴得如此高調的,就只有他一人,加上獨特的親和氣場,要認出他絕非難事。708Please respect copyright.PENANAhocSVN3q0l
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今天是棗紅色獵人帽,配著平常的圓框眼鏡,經常都似是在微笑的眼睛和嘴角,再加上那濃密的泛白鬍子,看來是個仁厚的大善人。708Please respect copyright.PENANA6zksJLrxkR
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「做得慣就好喇。係喇,你舅父重係法國啊?」他親切地問道。708Please respect copyright.PENANAifyMpp4jAg
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我在法國的舅父並非什麼富豪,他只是一個郵輪上的二廚,到法國不是渡假,而是服侍渡假的人。708Please respect copyright.PENANASJm8egAmYN
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但與我同桌的同事們並不會知道,只知我有個在法國的舅父。708Please respect copyright.PENANAiSAnPmgIXb
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本來我已是個突然出現的人,又認識人事部經理,現在還有個在法國的舅父,聽來真的來頭不少……708Please respect copyright.PENANAPI0StbXjNF
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但誰都不知道真相,我沒有特權,沒有靠山,也不是生於大富之家,只是一個與父母和細妹住在鑽石山400呎居屋,隨處可見的普通小市民。708Please respect copyright.PENANASxQcjhUVm0
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Simon沒有為我行使特權,將來也沒有這個打算,只是公司要人,然後他單純地介紹我進來,就是這樣罷了。708Please respect copyright.PENANAJCVMSupVay
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因為擔心同桌的人誤會,一時想不到怎樣回答,就只有這樣回覆吧:708Please respect copyright.PENANAZekBEl6vva
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「係啊。」708Please respect copyright.PENANA0PCcuqQIC1
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當他想問下一個問題時,有一人拍拍他的臂,小聲傳遞道:708Please respect copyright.PENANAzsY41eX7a3
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「明哥有d事想搵你。」708Please respect copyright.PENANAvz8MN5T7Lx
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最初幾天在總公司閒著時,我聽過明哥這個名字,聽聞他是大老闆的愛將,也是喉舌,看來有點事發生了,所以那人特別小聲地把話傳遞,那是小聲得Simon也只能勉強聽到的聲量,可惜我還是聽到,因為我耳力好。708Please respect copyright.PENANAU3HsYTJ5nE
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他以招牌微笑向我道別:708Please respect copyright.PENANAveTnstn3RU
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「啊,志仔,唔阻你地傾計喇,我有d野要搞,遲D再傾啦。」聽罷我臉懷微笑向他Say Goodbye,他也急急腳隨那人離開。708Please respect copyright.PENANANx9aLY8gIe
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卻無意地給我留下一個爛攤子。708Please respect copyright.PENANAVi1n8GpHCg